2019-01-13: One is me, and the other is Nick Carter from...

2019-01-13: 1999, 2009, 2019. My hair got shorter and my beard...

2018-12-31: Celebrating New Year’s Eve watching one of my favorite films,...

2018-12-27: For a while, I didn’t think I’d ever get married...

2018-12-23: Astounded.

2018-12-23: Me, after a new haircut.

2018-12-23: Full-body blur. That’s how happy this dog is.

2018-12-03: Colorful

2018-12-03: Stairs

2018-09-06: If you’ve been watching “Castle Rock”, the latest episode will...

2018-09-03: Fun day at #mopopseattle

2018-09-03: Attended PAX West 2018 for the very first time yesterday....

2018-08-26: Playing around with micro.blog. I really like that it allows...

2018-06-20: Several months ago I started doing Keto. I’ve dropped about...

2018-06-16: Happy 13th birthday to my favorite son!

2018-05-13: She’s such a little shit.

2018-05-13: They were told to stay out of the kitchen, so...

2018-05-13: Nostalgia can be a funny thing…

2018-05-13: Gorgeous day at the beach. 🦀🐙🐠🏖🏝

2018-05-13: The end of a very long Sunday.

2018-04-25: We were able to sleep with the window open last...

2014-07-26: My $AMZN stock has tanked… again… but at least they...

2014-07-26: RT @ShaneBouslough: @atpfm @daringfireball @asymco Amazon releases preliminary sales figures...

2014-07-26: RT @garnaat: AWS is not in a price war with...

2014-07-26: I was called an “engineering faker” last night because I’m...

2014-07-26: RT @lynchseattle: City of Seattle charges a $4.00 convenience fee...

2014-07-26: RoboCop: 6/10. A soulless remake that sadly matches the quality...

2014-07-16: RT @brianalvey: OH “It’s slander if it’s spoken, libel if...

2014-07-16: RT @googledevs: The New Roboto t.co/Fj9igiP0a… t.co/gVV40fFzm…

2014-07-16: @OvercastFM: Ah, that explains why most of my feeds didn’t...

2014-07-15: 90’s throwback ♫ “In the Meantime” by Spacehog t.co/Ysf71l61w…

2014-07-15: Some solid improvements in the latest update to Guzzle 4....

2014-07-15: @lukew: I say the exact same thing, and I’m a...

2014-07-15: RT @awsforphp: FYI: Version 2.6.11 of the #AWS SDK for...

2014-07-15: RT @awsforphp: .@jeremeamia will be in LA talking about AWS,...

2014-07-15: RT @AnnaKendrick47: I don’t think I can call myself an...

2014-07-15: Saw the number 2,147,483,647 while reading, and immediately recognized it...

2014-07-15: RT @iamdevloper: I saw someone on LinkedIn with their skills...

2014-07-15: RT @noahi: For all of you @comcast lovers. RT @jessicahagy:...

2014-07-15: RT @WePay: Excited to have @scottefein representing WePay at #midwestio!...

2014-07-15: RT @Brilliant_Ads: This has been re-shared ad nauseam among programmers,...

2014-07-13: Feeling a bit sad that #Californication is over. I’m gonna...

2014-07-13: RT @Mark_Baker: @philsturgeon Type hinting is optional anyway; those who...

2014-07-13: RT @philsturgeon: Oh internals. Arguing that type hinting makes PHP...

2014-07-13: @nickf: Thanks for being an amazing manager.

2014-07-13: RT @nickf: Having 1:1s with your reports isn’t just about...

2014-07-12: RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Self-signed SSL certificates are the worst kind of...

2014-07-11: Post: “Dear Lockitron.” t.co/d58xjLSDx…

2014-07-10: Work on PSR-6 is winding down. Take a look, and...

2014-07-10: RT @jeremeamia: Whew! Lots of releases at #AWS today: Cognito...

2014-07-10: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.6.11: t.co/pj1SvIIRc… Added support...

2014-07-10: RT @ericlaw: If your JPEGs compress by 43% with GZIP,...

2014-07-08: RT @davatron5000: Q: What did the lumberjack say when he...

2014-07-08: RT @lsegal: “NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN VIDEO FOR UTUBE, EDIT,...

2014-07-06: RT @STERLINGdARCHER: #archerfx t.co/EyKuPpH6x…

2014-07-06: What comes after PHP 5? PHP 6. This isn’t rocket...

2014-07-05: RT @SaraMG: Signs up all week “NO FIREWORKS IN THIS...

2014-07-05: RT @MayOneUS: Jobs, education, technology… Congress doesn’t care about the...

2014-07-05: RT @pbowden: Pledged to t.co/cEhQAvaT7… because our democracy is a...

2014-07-05: If your website supports passwords, please stop sucking at it....

2014-07-05: RT @beardedstoner: No sex ed. No birth control. Pregnant? No...

2014-07-05: RT @scottefein: Psst @WePay got a facelift. Check it out:...

2014-07-03: My soundtrack: ♫ “Parting Ways” by Slick Shoes t.co/AVvsH5rGX…

2014-07-03: My soundtrack: ♫ “Infected” by @badreligion t.co/ikijuQtOh…

2014-07-02: @1Password: Appreciated, thanks. I ended up opening the web inspector...

2014-07-02: @1Password: Their short-sightedness with secure password management isn’t your bug…...

2014-07-02: @1Password: On the reset password screen of t.co/mmb5Jufg0… 1P fills...

2014-07-02: The @SantaClaraCity website actively prevents people from copy-pasting/auto-filling passwords from...

2014-07-02: @nickf @jcolman @hilkkariss: [Jackie Chan WTF Meme Face]

2014-07-02: RT @nickf: @jcolman @hilkkariss I can think of a co...

2014-07-02: @SantaClaraCity: I need to talk to someone in technical support...

2014-07-01: WePay Believers. #WorldCup2014 Go #USA. t.co/84ac3eZFs… (via @WePay) — It...

2014-07-01: RT @MrAlanCooper: Holy Shit, YES! Terrible nightmare–>RT @thekateyouknow: Every design...

2014-06-29: Breaking News: Facebook wants people to be happy while using...

2014-06-29: RT @iamdevloper: YO MOMMA SO FAT, AN EXCEPTION HANDLER TRIED...

2014-06-29: @mubay: Seriously. A/B tests are inherently psychological. Facebook conducted a...

2014-06-28: This is awesome. t.co/uMZpVEvnJ…

2014-06-28: Godzilla: 7/10. Brian Cranston was magnificent. Pacific Rim was more...

2014-06-28: Finally. t.co/QImMIYTmI… #AWS #CORS

2014-06-28: RT @lsegal: “As an English teacher, I love books, …and...

2014-06-28: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.6.9: t.co/vCFQWStsr… This release...

2014-06-27: I’m at @WePay HQ (Palo Alto, CA) w/ 2 others...

2014-06-27: RT @tabatkins: Chrome is finally going to honor same-origin restriction...

2014-06-25: </soapbox>

2014-06-25: Most of the AWS’ web services are great and solve...

2014-06-25: But hey, at least we shipped first. HIGH FIVE!

2014-06-25: If you’re a current AWS customer, I’m sorry. I really...

2014-06-25: What makes me sad is that I don‘t believe that...

2014-06-25: We were cooking-up some really awesome UX. Fixing the broken...

2014-06-25: You can have all of the greatest functionality in the...

2014-06-25: And when I said “Amazon sucks at software” a few...

2014-06-25: Frustrated by @awscloud. I love the company and the amazing...

2014-06-25: @mtdowling: Great things are only accomplished by small groups of...

2014-06-24: @Caltrain_News: Then they should simply ask nicely. Train riders aren’t...

2014-06-24: RT @Brilliant_Ads: This is probably the most brilliant thing I’ve...

2014-06-24: RT @iamdevloper: You say tomato, I say tomato… You say...

2014-06-23: Post: “If your website supports passwords, please stop sucking at...

2014-06-23: Had every intention of going to bed at a reasonable...

2014-06-20: @DustenRidings81: I moved back. I’m here permanently. Where do you...

2014-06-20: @DustenRidings81: Definitely! I’m in Santa Clara now!

2014-06-20: “TACOOOOOOOOOS!” — Gir (@ Wahoo’s Fish Taco NorCal - @wahoosnorcal)...

2014-06-19: RT @asymco: Amazon makes things that make buying great. Apple...

2014-06-19: RT @kartooner: Will Firefly be able to recognize Firefly? #flyception...

2014-06-19: RT @turacma: Before anyone asks: No, I did not work...

2014-06-18: @stevemeisner: I did & had the same criticism while I...

2014-06-18: @HeyJessieMay: Hahaha. I’ve watched it through about 9 times already....

2014-06-18: Amazon is the anti-Apple, and it shows in the quality...

2014-06-18: Suckage: CloudPlayer, Kindle Fire, AWS Management Console. Too many engineers/PMs,...

2014-06-18: As a rule, Amazon sucks at software. If they do...

2014-06-17: Using @awsforphp 2.x? Give your input on a possible v3....

2014-06-17: RT @rmccue: I hate how some people email you constantly,...

2014-06-16: RT @mathiasverraes: #TDD slows you down once. Coding without tests...

2014-06-16: RT @shauninman: turn on tv, look down at Twitter while...

2014-06-13: For HTTP nerds: t.co/4ZZBd6zsL… /cc @mtdowling @rmccue

2014-06-12: RT @jmikola: There’s nothing like a BC break in core...

2014-06-12: The more important question is why on earth are you...

2014-06-12: RT @mtdowling: “Internal classes cannot be mocked without invoking their...

2014-06-12: RT @vada: I wanted a #Tesla because I love the...

2014-06-12: RT @tapbot_paul: I probably couldn’t haven’t gotten away with “worked...

2014-06-12: RT @MSalt69: And I thought my job title slightly understated...

2014-06-12: I’m not saying the hassle was worth it, but I...

2014-06-12: @ComcastMike: Any chance that @Comcast customers will ever get an...

2014-06-12: @ComcastMike: This entire experience has been abysmal. I care less...

2014-06-12: @ComcastMike: They say they’re gonna send out a tech to...

2014-06-12: Wow. The second season of Orange is the New Black...

2014-06-11: Alright. Getting ready to talk to the call-up the 8th...

2014-06-11: RT @mtdowling: If you are still using the old version...

2014-06-11: RT @kartooner: @skyzyx @OITNB Somuchtoloveaboutthatshow. Can’t pick my fav character...

2014-06-11: RT @stefsull: Livid. Completely livid at the code that was...

2014-06-11: @ComcastMike: So… that’s what’s been going on with the Internet....

2014-06-11: @ComcastMike: and I had to pay a $50 deposit on...

2014-06-11: @ComcastMike: I own my own modem/equipment. I still had to...

2014-06-11: @ComcastMike: Old account was supposed to be closed, but is...

2014-06-11: @ComcastMike: can’t set up my phone number or email address...

2014-06-11: @ComcastMike: Can’t do anything from t.co/m5jQkrONc… myself unless I want...

2014-06-11: @ComcastMike: 4 phone reps, 2 chat reps, and an in-store...

2014-06-11: RT @beep: FULLSCREEN AD: Your article will load in ten...

2014-06-11: RT @mgoldst: FINAL.psd FINAL_02.psd FINAL_02_v1.psd FINAL_MAYBE.psd SERIOUSLY_FINAL.psd NO_REALLY_FINAL.psd NOREALLYIMEANITTHISTIMEFINAL.ps…

2014-06-11: RT @phpfig: PSR-7 HTTP Message goes to Review: t.co/TY1u8KOuY… This...

2014-06-11: On my third consecutive day of trying to get my...

2014-06-11: “I fall asleep all the time. It’s like I’m a...

2014-06-11: I’m at @WePay HQ (Palo Alto, CA) w/ 2 others...

2014-06-11: RT @lukew: You want a “fixed” layout for your site?...

2014-06-11: RT @LeaVerou: Saddens me to see “activists” treating feminism as...

2014-06-11: RT @rands: Trying to figure out why 1Password randomly stops...

2014-06-10: Did California seriously ban the use of plastic bags for...

2014-06-10: Awwwww… yeah… ♫ “California Love (Remix)” by @2pac t.co/NNiksLyOt…

2014-06-10: RT @gsnedders: The topical example, “cunt” — here it’s a...

2014-06-10: RT @shanselman: Prayers for the family of @meyerweb and what...

2014-06-10: RT @ericnakagawa: slow clap t.co/l1FnrLofs…

2014-06-10: RT @UberFacts: Smarter people tend to make sarcastic comments quicker...

2014-06-10: Coincidentally, I’m sitting in the @ComcastCares office, trying to get...

2014-06-08: Republicans were pro-NSA spying in the 2008 & 2012 elections...

2014-06-08: Laying on the floor in my completely-empty new apartment, waiting...

2014-06-04: “[What] can this proprietary [Lightning] tech do that standard micro-USB...

2014-06-04: I read an Engadget article that said some pretty stupid...

2014-06-03: Being UX/VxD/IxD, web usability/a11y student, full-stack engineer, l10n/i18n, DevOps &...

2014-06-03: Translation: If you’ve failed to do the right thing for...

2014-06-03: RT @futurepaul: Noah’s Ark, in Swift t.co/lg3PRzyyz…

2014-06-03: “Guy Love” in Austin. #wishiwashere t.co/ra1hg8npE… @WIWHFilm

2014-06-03: @nickf @noahi: Welcome to a really great team!

2014-06-03: RT @sacca: I have 50mbps fiber to the home, but...

2014-06-03: RT @freebsdgirl: git no. git. git what are you doing....

2014-06-02: RT @chenosaurus: every javascript developer right now t.co/LR7NDWNSk…

2014-06-02: RT @mattgemmell: Samsung announces a cutting-edge new programming language for...

2014-06-02: @mattgemmell: They’ll probably do the same thing they did with...

2014-06-02: RT @DavidKaneda: Apple: Make your own fucking shift key then....

2014-06-02: I am so excited to start playing with Swift. The...

2014-06-02: @lsegal: The Swift developer guide is also available in HTML...

2014-06-02: RT @mattgemmell: I found it hilarious seeing the crowd’s faces...

2014-06-02: let π = 3.14159 let 你好 = “你好世界” let 🐶🐮...

2014-06-02: […] conditional must be a Boolean expression—this means that code...

2014-06-02: From the Swift book: var occupations = [ “Malcolm”: “Captain”,...

2014-06-02: iOS 8 will officially drop support for iPhone 4. #WWDC...

2014-06-02: RT @DavidKaneda: Nobody was even (vocally) complaining about Objective-C vs....

2014-06-02: RT @pwthornton: If Apple announces a replacement for HFS+, @siracusa...

2014-06-02: RT @binarycleric: Looking for Senior Swift developer. Minimum 5 years...

2014-06-02: Swift appears to have features/syntax of Ruby, CoffeeScript, jQuery, and...

2014-06-02: Swift looks an awful lot like Ruby/CoffeeScript syntax with faster...

2014-06-02: Swift can run alongside C and Objective-C in the same...

2014-06-02: Objective-C, without the C. New programming language: Swift. “It totally...

2014-06-02: Major improvements to SpriteKit. Addition of SceneKit. Both designed for...

2014-06-02: iOS “Metal” delivers a 10x performance improvement for 3D. Ten-freaking-ex....

2014-06-02: iOS “Metal” enables full-scale, 3D gaming engines. CryEngine, Unity 3D,...

2014-06-02: @garnaat: AWS has taken way too long to address this....

2014-06-02: RT @garnaat: CloudKit is definitely a shot across the AWS...

2014-06-02: RT @ws: Man, Apple is really struggling without Steve Jobs...

2014-06-02: CloudKit solves the server-side issues with building an iCloud backend....

2014-06-02: HomeKit now adds OS-level support for home automation devices. Door...

2014-06-02: Touch ID can now unlock the app keychain. #WWDC

2014-06-02: Support for 3rd-party keyboards. Swype for iOS. Privacy ensured with...

2014-06-02: Inline text translation built-in to the OS, enabled by iOS...

2014-06-02: Third-party widgets can be added to iOS notification center, just...

2014-06-02: Been waiting for iOS “Extensibility” feature for quite a while....

2014-06-02: Biggest SDK release since iPhone OS 2.0? 4,000 new APIs....

2014-06-02: TestFlight (for beta testing) is now built into iOS 8...

2014-06-02: Improvements to searching/finding new apps in iOS 8. Also, buy...

2014-06-02: Shazam song identification built-in to Siri. Streaming voice recognition (like...

2014-06-02: Very interested to see how well Apple pulls-off this new...

2014-06-02: “Buttery scrolling”. Smooth like butter on a bald monkey. #WWDC...

2014-06-02: @turacma @mubay @wmerydith: What is this I don’t even…

2014-06-02: iOS Photos + iCloud Drive = SAVE ALL THE PHOTOS!...

2014-06-02: HealthKit. Cool. Family sharing? Really awesome! Families can share purchases!...

2014-06-02: Does Apple’s version of Hangouts support video? Is this integrated...

2014-06-02: Share your location or other info with multiple people in...

2014-06-02: Group messaging. Leave a thread, or set do-not-disturb for follow-up...

2014-06-02: Receive SMS and phone calls on your iPad as well...

2014-06-02: Predictive typing suggestions. Learns how you type, including phrasing, and...

2014-06-02: Built-in support for multiple sub-tasks within an iOS application (e.g.,...

2014-06-02: Add calendar events directly from iOS Mail. #WWDC

2014-06-02: Like or comment directly via Facebook notifications. Does this also...

2014-06-02: Respond to messages in-notification in iOS 8. #WWDC

2014-06-02: 99% of all mobile malware targets Android. t.co/qyfvc1jRH… #WWDC

2014-06-02: 89% of all iOS users are running the latest version....

2014-06-02: 97% overall satisfaction with iOS 7. #WWDC

2014-06-02: 200m iPads sold to actual human beings. 500m iPhones sold...

2014-06-02: Craig Federighi making a phone call to Dr. Dre on...

2014-06-02: But… does it all work inside of firewalled corporate networks?...

2014-06-02: View SMS messages and make/take phone calls on your Mac,...

2014-06-02: “Handoff” — maintain context while moving from Mac → iPhone...

2014-06-02: Wow. Safari 8 supports the new DRM-enabled HTML5 video. Netflix...

2014-06-02: Mail Drop will solve a lot of email issues. It...

2014-06-02: iCloud Drive sounds like Apple’s version of Dropbox. Maybe it’ll...

2014-06-02: Craig Federighi is definitely my favorite Apple speaking exec. #WWDC...

2014-06-02: I think that Notification Center is becoming the next-gen Dashboard....

2014-06-02: Pretty sweet improvements to Notification Center. Also, looks like the...

2014-06-02: P.S. Feel free to mute me for the next 1.5...

2014-06-02: Officially: OS X “Yosemite”. Coincidentally, this was the same codename...

2014-06-02: OS X “Oxnard”. OS X “Rancho Cucamonga”. OS X “Weed”....

2014-06-02: 51% of all Mac users are on the latest version...

2014-06-02: #WWDC: “…first-time here…”. Noticed the “fi” ligature on the slide....

2014-06-02: #WWDC14 begins… now. OS X.10, iOS 8, and Apple TV...

2014-06-02: RT @mattgemmell: Ten minutes until your desktop and mobile OS...

2014-06-02: RT @RobairreG: @marcoarment “these numbers are just magical and amazing”...

2014-06-02: RT @tapbot_paul: @marcoarment I wonder if they’ve also had record...

2014-06-02: RT @marcoarment: We made a video that we’d like to...

2014-06-02: RT @marcoarment: We’re incredibly excited to share these incredible announcements...

2014-06-02: RT @stevenf: Last chance to unfollow me before the keynote....

2014-06-02: RT @thinkprogress: This teenager fought back after her school sent...

2014-06-02: RT @Brilliant_Ads: Meanwhile, some unusal advertising from Thailand t.co/F6zKf5J6n…

2014-06-02: @zapier: Looks like it’s only an issue with the latest...

2014-06-02: @beatsmusic: Apparently, my 36-character password is “too short”. What’s the...

2014-06-02: @zapier: I’d totally love to login, but I can’t. t.co/b5Zw3yTiH…...

2014-06-01: RT @asya999: “This is funny” - it makes me think...

2014-06-01: @UberFacts: If by “made” you mean “fabricated”, then yes. Apple...

2014-06-01: Whereas Apple re-made existing ideas into something new and amazing,...

2014-05-31: There is always a way. t.co/pibhYxZGq…

2014-05-31: This is my last full weekend in Seattle. I’ve officially...

2014-05-31: RT @stefsull: Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion...

2014-05-30: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.6.6: t.co/35QoCaHH6… Updated the...

2014-05-28: In NBC interview, Snowden says NSA watches our digital thoughts...

2014-05-28: Snowden: After I raised concerns, the NSA said ‘stop asking...

2014-05-26: RT @brontyman: #YesAllWomen The thing women have yet to learn...

2014-05-26: @AmyStephen: But yes, this was a person who was sick...

2014-05-26: @AmyStephen: […] If things are unequal, then let’s figure out...

2014-05-26: @AmyStephen: Equality != Sameness. Men and Women ARE DIFFERENT. And...

2014-05-26: @AmyStephen: […] (e.g., a mother can abort a child without...

2014-05-26: @AmyStephen: […] then is immediately dismissive of men who are...

2014-05-26: @AmyStephen: The author says to pay more attention to what...

2014-05-26: @AmyStephen: Somebody with a twisted worldview did something horrible to...

2014-05-26: @AmyStephen: It’s not the gender, it’s the tone. I’ll read...

2014-05-26: @AmyStephen: I just can’t process rage right now. When a...

2014-05-26: @AmyStephen: I internalize a lot, so I need to be...

2014-05-26: @AmyStephen @stavvers: Clicked, saw the title, closed the tab. Not...

2014-05-26: Just lost about 2 full days to trial-and-error trying to...

2014-05-26: Pro-Tip™: When writing unit tests for @Symfony Console apps (using...

2014-05-25: I rated The Amazing Spider-Man 2 7/10 #IMDb t.co/63n5uMPkg…

2014-05-24: RT @iamdevloper: “It’s the taking part that counts” - true...

2014-05-23: Driving duck face selfie. t.co/S1PlYnVnT…

2014-05-22: “Hella.” t.co/90OIqQWsa…

2014-05-22: @CalvinF: Revenge, s03e16. It’s atrocious!

2014-05-22: “It doesn’t work because you’re using C++. You could crack...

2014-05-20: RT @philsturgeon: Pointing out a problem without immediately offering a...

2014-05-19: RT @tapbot_paul: At the Dr’s office, FoxNews is on, the...

2014-05-19: RT @nickf: Best line dropped in a UX interview (paraphrased)...

2014-05-19: RT @annegalloway: Douglas Adams brilliantly describes our reactions to technology...

2014-05-19: “Wish I Was Here” full trailer. t.co/v6oMNgC8f…

2014-05-19: iMessage with @matthewclower, building a VM using @vagrantup, and watching...

2014-05-17: RT @sarahchalke: “@EJ_Richo: ❤️@zachbraff & @sarahchalke taking direction from @VDOOZER...

2014-05-17: Continuing my childrens’ pop-culture education tonight with Ghostbusters. #gatekeeper #keymaster...

2014-05-17: “Snapchat Admits Its Photos Don’t Disappear Forever.” t.co/9tg0KSJXs…

2014-05-15: I’m at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (SEA) (Seatac, WA) w/ 62...

2014-05-15: #pmh t.co/gKhEP1aTy…

2014-05-15: RT @zefrank: Sex without love is a very complicated form...

2014-05-15: RT @iamdevloper: If Jay-Z has 99 problems, someone should really...

2014-05-14: RT @jamesarcher: There’s enough to discuss about commas that there...

2014-05-14: RT @sarahchalke: Just donated to this kickstarter- not that many...

2014-05-14: @MuskieMcKay: yup. But Facebook didn’t namespace their stuff in Phabricator....

2014-05-14: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.6.3: t.co/UW777lQ0p… Added new...

2014-05-14: Ran into some bizarro issues with namespaced and non-namespaced PHP...

2014-05-14: @ianselby: Not gonna have time this trip, but let’s do...

2014-05-14: @comradekellie: Nope; Downtown San Jose, near Adobe HQ. :)

2014-05-14: Just posted a photo @ Johnny Rocket’s (The original hamburger)...

2014-05-14: Just posted a photo t.co/xSqiT5riM…

2014-05-13: RT @alixito: I’ve recently abandoned PayPal for Square Cash because...

2014-05-13: RT @jkopec81: #JazzHands #codenameduchess @ArcherFX t.co/2lFe0AJQw…

2014-05-13: RT @atreyu_0844: I wish to someday have voicemail messages half...

2014-05-13: RT @AdamSessler: As someone who sees value in the Kinect...

2014-05-13: RT @Brilliant_Ads: Flowchart to help you decide whether to use...

2014-05-13: @rmccue: rmmcue?

2014-05-11: @nickf: Thanks, man! Are you back in the PNW?

2014-05-11: SEA ✈ SJC

2014-05-11: The creepiness of this movie was above average. They skipped...

2014-05-11: Totally gonna miss my flight because my shuttle driver apparently...

2014-05-11: Spending the week in the Bay Area for work. It’s...

2014-05-10: Shows I watch that were just canceled: Trophy Wife Suburgatory...

2014-05-07: RT @nickf: If I’m going to invest in anything, I’m...

2014-05-07: Nintendo needs to get its act together. Stop doing weird...

2014-05-06: Interesting back-and-forth about porn performers. Belle Knox (http://t.co/JdrxBq9RXC) and Casey...

2014-05-06: Wow. t.co/I2oAptzWI…

2014-05-06: Louis C.K. Against the Common Core. t.co/T5QepKJqF…

2014-05-05: “Superficial Changes” in iOS 7. t.co/t2ssJ1IbQ…

2014-05-05: “[Supreme Court of the United States] struggles to find a...

2014-05-04: RT @mtdowling: If you’re rolling your own cURL wrapper in...

2014-05-04: RT @iamdevloper: No. 1 Golden Rule of software development: never...

2014-05-04: @jeremeamia: Don’t tell your doctor I said this, but you’d...

2014-05-04: @beausimensen @awsforphp: No, because (confusingly), AWS !== Amazon.

2014-05-03: “Apple, Facebook, others defy authorities, notify users of secret data...

2014-05-03: This is taking forever. t.co/WqOnfe6Wo…

2014-05-03: RT @kronda: Twitter is very big on security. That’s why...

2014-05-02: Dear @Visa, this is NOT how you do recruiting. t.co/RQeaI6eCU…...

2014-05-02: @karthycknayan: Absolutely not.

2014-05-02: .@docker is kind of being a dick right now. Maybe...

2014-05-02: Current status: t.co/RyxX9hRlx…

2014-05-02: RT @fightfortheftr: FCC sides with Comcast to let ISPs censor...

2014-05-02: RT @zeldman: ★ NET NEUTRALITY EMERGENCY. We need at least...

2014-04-30: Replaced my hard drive with an SSD. I’m restoring 700...

2014-04-30: This is amazing! Lip sync competition: Emma Stone vs. Jimmy...

2014-04-29: RT @mtdowling: Does anyone want to take over the Guzzle...

2014-04-29: Still using Windows XP? Internet Explorer? You may be vulnerable...

2014-04-29: Amazon jacks-up Comixology. t.co/ehSq1WTKu…

2014-04-29: What Design Really Means. t.co/ByTsiygkQ…

2014-04-29: RT @mikealt: Best way to communicate interaction design? Just build...

2014-04-29: RT @grok_: US senators remove provision that would have requiried...

2014-04-29: SJC ✈ SEA

2014-04-29: @beausimensen: Bay Area. Palo Alto, CA, to be precise.

2014-04-29: @beausimensen: Yesterday. :) I left Amazon a week ago. I’ll...

2014-04-29: Happy to announce that I’ve recently joined @WePay! (But don’t...

2014-04-29: RT @WePay: WePay showing off its new Veda Risk API...

2014-04-29: @nickf: Yay!

2014-04-29: RT @payments_source: WePay’s Veda, which uses social media data to...

2014-04-29: RT @_mikefrancis: Dear PayPal, Your documentation is a bag of...

2014-04-29: RT @iamdevloper: If you’ve had your feelings hurt by Crockford’s...

2014-04-29: RT @awscloud: Amazon SNS now supports Server Name Indication (SNI)...

2014-04-29: RT @jeffbarr: New in #AWS - HTTPS Enhancements to SNS...

2014-04-28: RT @jeremeamia: Thanks to #lsp14, @dcousineau and I both saw...

2014-04-27: @mariepoulin @typeoneerror @LeaVerou: I just think we’re being awfully quick...

2014-04-27: @mariepoulin @typeoneerror @LeaVerou: Is it a bad thing to combine...

2014-04-27: @typeoneerror @CodeBabes @LeaVerou: Possibly. They provide a service that some...

2014-04-27: @typeoneerror @LeaVerou: But really, how is @codebabes actually any different...

2014-04-27: @typeoneerror @LeaVerou: Forgive the commonplace gender-normative terms.

2014-04-27: RT @UberFacts: It’s possible to die from a broken heart....

2014-04-27: OMA ✈ DEN ✈ SJC

2014-04-27: @LeaVerou @CodeBabes @typeoneerror: That was an honest question, btw.

2014-04-27: @LeaVerou @CodeBabes @typeoneerror: If CodeStuds existed for the ladies, would...

2014-04-27: @mariana_farinha: I would say yes.

2014-04-27: @mariana_farinha: Assume that a person chooses their job. Is paying...

2014-04-27: Grave Encounters: 6/10. t.co/sBSGarLtY…

2014-04-27: @JaquieOhh: Because they’re awesome. I don’t know… just awesome/sexy/fun.

2014-04-27: Follow-up question about misogyny: Construction workers and strippers both use...

2014-04-27: @snookca: I upgraded to Mavericks at Beta 2, and never...

2014-04-27: So, honest question: Would you consider strip clubs to be...

2014-04-27: RT @turacma: My beard got some #Mariners jumbotron love just...

2014-04-25: @wiseg1rly: Mid-30′s Friday night fun: Tequila, then sleeping through Sat...

2014-04-25: RT @nickf: Also Design Technologists! If interested check out the...

2014-04-25: RT @nickf: Growing my UX team in Seattle. We’re looking...

2014-04-25: RT @awsforphp: PHPUnit is retiring their #PEAR channel, how would...

2014-04-25: Maintain true net neutrality to protect the freedom of information...

2014-04-25: RT @mikealt: With my schedule the way it is +...

2014-04-25: RT @WePay: The New Economic Revolution via@billclerico t.co/bp7HvwJDs… #bottomupeconomy cc:@crowdcompanies...

2014-04-25: You’re killing me, $AMZN.

2014-04-25: RT @jbrewer: “It is of great mystery to me why...

2014-04-25: RT @jodacko: “Design for the kind of future you want...

2014-04-24: Don’t let the FCC break the Internet. Tell @TomWheelerFCC to...

2014-04-24: RT @ShekinahEden: When you donate here t.co/FjEv1rKP9… you make this...

2014-04-24: RT @nickf: Don’t aim to ship a MVP (quickly release...

2014-04-24: RT @h4cc: Reached 800 (!) composer packages tested against #HHVM...

2014-04-24: RT @nickf: You should never have to describe yourself as...

2014-04-24: RT @om: Dear tech leaders if we don’t defend net...

2014-04-24: @1Password: Ummm… t.co/SWhVkC9Yx…

2014-04-24: Billie Piper on Craig Ferguson. t.co/aBDrXm26B…

2014-04-24: Map of favorite baseball teams by zip code. t.co/a7ave9UX6…

2014-04-23: RT @jeffbarr: New - #AWS Elastic Beanstalk for #Docker -...

2014-04-23: RT @alexknowshtml: Today I had one of those rare experiences...

2014-04-23: RT @veronicamars: We are going to the reunion! The #VeronicaMarsMovie...

2014-04-23: RT @UberFacts: There’s a drug named Cabergoline which allows men...

2014-04-23: RT @dcurtis: Netflix: “We need to become HBO before HBO...

2014-04-23: TUS ✈ PHX ✈ OMA

2014-04-23: @SaraMG: Just like the “river of news” looks an awful...

2014-04-23: RT @JaquieOhh: Follow your heart but take your brain with...

2014-04-22: Purchased. t.co/o4DVLkK3Y…

2014-04-22: RT @nickf: Come work w/ me at Amazon Web Services...

2014-04-22: RT @plimsoul: AWS is hiring #UX dsgnrs, dvlprs, mngrs and...

2014-04-22: RT @chockenberry: @marcoarment The Bank of America app is still...

2014-04-22: @marcoarment: That’s quite the assumption. I’ve been testing the beta...

2014-04-22: Introduced @HeyJessieMay to Archer tonight. Does that make me a...

2014-04-21: Meet the pedophile trying to stop pedophiles. @bylukemalone and @ThisAmerLife...

2014-04-21: My soundtrack: ♫ “Lights (Bassnectar Remix)” by @elliegoulding t.co/etD5cZCEw…

2014-04-21: Oculus: 8/10. Definitely one of the better horror movies, with...

2014-04-21: My soundtrack: ♫ “I Won’t Let You Go” by James...

2014-04-21: Bouquet of Glasses. A Study. t.co/KxqMbYCqM…

2014-04-21: The Diving Save: How to save an employee who has...

2014-04-21: RT @HipHopVM: HHVM nightly builds have finally hit 100% PHPUnit...

2014-04-21: @brianalvey: Is today the day?

2014-04-21: RT @zeldman: ★ “The world doesn’t need wrong answers in...

2014-04-21: RT @HeyJessieMay: 17 K.Os to 23 K.Os. I’ll never compare...

2014-04-21: RT @Tmoney68: My phone auto corrected “I need a life...

2014-04-21: @mantia: Yep. Still have it kicking around on my HD,...

2014-04-21: RT @iamdevloper: One day, a boss will ask an employee...

2014-04-21: @iamdustinsavery: Yep.

2014-04-20: 9 hours into my day, and I have 23% battery...

2014-04-20: @mattgemmell: Buffer does a good job with that stuff.

2014-04-20: RT @Jandalize: My 16yo daughters boyfriend struggled with a capri...

2014-04-20: RT @Jandalize: I won’t judge you on the size of...

2014-04-20: RT @SamTan1985: Happy Easter @SethMacFarlane ! t.co/MT3gRHmRV…

2014-04-20: RT @ThirdManLabs: Drinking game for web developers: Think of a...

2014-04-19: After using a 2013 rMBP for the last several months,...

2014-04-19: Hahahahahahaha. t.co/PdVxQlATC…

2014-04-19: Michael’s Arts and Crafts store (in the U.S.) was hit...

2014-04-19: P.S., if you’re still re-using passwords across multiple sites, you’re...

2014-04-19: Check if the sites you use are vulnerable to the...

2014-04-19: Would someone at @Twitter be willing to enable the new...

2014-04-18: RT @jrswp: Basic UX concept many companies get wrong: don’t...

2014-04-18: RT @caseycalvertxxx: I love that I am not so great...

2014-04-18: “OpenSSL Valhalla Rampage”. t.co/rVz9DQLev…

2014-04-18: @CynthiaEscobar_: It’s parked next to my 3rd grade teacher… who...

2014-04-18: RT @teleject: Internet allows the mob to document its lynching....

2014-04-18: RT @developer: iOS 7 was a welcome change to an...

2014-04-18: RT @gsnedders: What I want from a blogging platform is...

2014-04-18: @jimmy_wales: I will continue to mull over your perspective. You...

2014-04-18: @jimmy_wales: People who are intolerant of religious beliefs that they...

2014-04-18: @jimmy_wales: That said, I most often hear “bigot” thrown around...

2014-04-18: @jimmy_wales: As such, it would appear that you are right...

2014-04-18: @jimmy_wales: …”intolerant of any ideas other than his or her...

2014-04-18: @jimmy_wales: Okay, I’ve read the article, and I would agree...

2014-04-18: @jimmy_wales: I agree, but who’s morals? I’m home now, so...

2014-04-18: @jimmy_wales: Arguably, atheism and anti-Bible-ism is equally bigoted. Look up...

2014-04-18: @jimmy_wales: But it happens on both sides, so…

2014-04-18: @jimmy_wales: Calling someone else a bigot is anti-intelligent discussion and...

2014-04-18: @jimmy_wales: Far-lefties like to throw that word around an awful...

2014-04-18: RT @TravLeBlanc: Twitter is great for when you feel like...

2014-04-18: RT @VDOOZER: Wife wore leather pants. Was not allowed to...

2014-04-18: Follow this list of folks from the amazing, hardworking AWS...

2014-04-18: RT @nickf: Reminder: I’m hiring UXers of 4 or more...

2014-04-18: RT @nickf: In case you all missed it late last...

2014-04-18: RT @jeremeamia: @JeremyKendall @mtdowling the new vendor name is guzzlehttp,...

2014-04-18: RT @mtdowling: @JeremyKendall @jeremeamia Guzzle 4 is under a new...

2014-04-18: RT @UberFacts: While many Americans think violent crime in is...

2014-04-18: @jrswp: MIT, BSD or Apache 2 are “Open Source” licenses....

2014-04-18: RT @indutny: @jrswp yep, MIT or ISC. @skyzyx

2014-04-18: RT @jrswp: Heard a few people say they don’t like...

2014-04-18: RT @indutny: @jrswp because it restricts me in what I...

2014-04-18: RT @jeremeamia: Enjoyed a free lunch today with @skyzyx and...

2014-04-18: RT @useiconic: We’ve changed Open Iconic’s license to MIT -...

2014-04-18: Well, that’s it. So long @awscloud, and thanks for all...

2014-04-17: If you write open source code, but choose to release...

2014-04-17: @useiconic @steve228uk: GPL takes away choice and options. GPLv3 is...

2014-04-17: RT @steve228uk: @useiconic @skyzyx GPL is a nightmare. MIT would...

2014-04-17: RT @seaphp: FYI, we have a Facebook page now: t.co/7xaEZtXwm…...

2014-04-17: RT @Brilliant_Ads: Typography. Humor :) t.co/T4plSfGA1…

2014-04-17: RT @jcolman: “Don’t mistake speed for precocity: the world doesn’t...

2014-04-17: When you are the only person who understands how the...

2014-04-17: RT @RandiLawson: The only thing we have to fear is...

2014-04-17: @HeyJessieMay: Agreed, but remember that you can’t control anybody but...

2014-04-17: Well, crap. At this point, I’d be better off selling...

2014-04-17: @HeyJessieMay: Well, they’re stupid. Why would you want to listen...

2014-04-17: @HeyJessieMay: Been there. It comes and goes in waves. Never...

2014-04-16: Holy shart, people. It’s just a little rain. You can’t’ve...

2014-04-16: RT @slicknet: It would be awesome if lawmakers would stop...

2014-04-16: RT @DasDaz: Kann ich so unterschreiben.. trotzdem ist’s “Argumentation” mit...

2014-04-16: RT @llvvzz: Top Signs of a Midlife Crisis: Floss religiously....

2014-04-16: RT @zeldman: Fellow designers, let’s try to get through a...

2014-04-15: @moniker42 @gsnedders: That’s because most people confuse “copyright” with “authorship”....

2014-04-15: RT @nickf: Fellow UXers & WebDevs, I’m hiring for a...

2014-04-14: RT @rasmus: Heartbleed and PHP? For Windows there are new...

2014-04-14: @MuskieMcKay: Soon. I’m headed back to the Bay Area.

2014-04-14: My last week at @awscloud. It’s been a great ride,...

2014-04-14: A fascinating study, and not at all surprising. t.co/KSldysgn5…

2014-04-13: @HeyJessieMay: Having both, I’d have to disagree. ;)

2014-04-13: My Xbox One just experienced a hard crash (i.e., complete...

2014-04-12: @simple: What about “Reverse Heartbleed”? t.co/Tzj2e26Lh…

2014-04-12: Everybody is patching their code for t.co/bQvEWQPkK… but what about...

2014-04-12: Some really great Mac/iOS apps are on sale now. Fantastical...

2014-04-12: Crash course on some goodies in PHP 5.6. t.co/E8J2Os0I4…

2014-04-11: Watching “Cool as Ice” (1991) with @gamedevshawn, @mikealt, @lucycarp, @comradekellie...

2014-04-11: Writing unit tests at 1:00am because I’m running out of...

2014-04-10: RT @joetek: Heartbleed isn’t that bad, is it? t.co/hXh0nqTjx… t.co/EyCqqGtw0…...

2014-04-10: RT @BlueBoxTraveler: “What is Bower?” “A package manager” “How do...

2014-04-10: Teaser for “Wish I Was Here”, directed by @zachbraff (from...

2014-04-08: RT @migueldeicaza: Where did all the Linux guys mocking Apple...

2014-04-08: .@zachbraff just encouraged me to share an upcoming teaser for...

2014-04-08: @tapbot_paul: That’s because @Microsoft never learned how version numbers work....

2014-04-08: RT @chockenberry: And when you renew your private keys, make...

2014-04-08: RT @chockenberry: In fact, the distribution of private keys is...

2014-04-08: RT @chockenberry: The most important thing to remember about Heartbleed...

2014-04-08: RT @mikeash: Just in case you’ve been hiding for the...

2014-04-08: RT @kevinmhoffman: Just when I think I have a handle...

2014-04-08: RT @slicknet: New phrase “opaque source code”. Definition: open source...

2014-04-06: This @engadget article, written by @jonfingas, is first-world whining to...

2014-04-05: RT @developer: webOS team open-sources their gorgeous redesign that never...

2014-04-05: RT @slicknet: Political beliefs are, fundamentally, about individual rights.

2014-04-05: @WuzzaDem: I mean precisely what I’ve said. Just because you’re...

2014-04-05: This article goes my thoughts on the topic fairly precisely....

2014-04-05: RT @MikeDrucker: Hey, @amazon. I’d like it if you redesigned...

2014-04-05: RT @alecperkins: @marcoarment Obligatory xkcd t.co/CEhviLV5R… t.co/YJVl6b1c1…

2014-04-04: @alyankovic: Or maybe a UFH 2? nudge, nudge, wink, wink...

2014-04-04: RT @iamdevloper: Speed dating just doesn’t work… 7 minutes isn’t...

2014-04-04: RT @benedmunds: Sometimes FB posts make me so angry. Yes...

2014-04-03: RT @ktmcburr: If I ever had a one night stand...

2014-04-03: @jimmy_wales: I may disagree with your politics, but I still...

2014-04-03: @jimmy_wales: Well then we’ll have to agree to disagree. IMO,...

2014-04-03: @jimmy_wales: And I agree that leadership is a big part....

2014-04-03: @jimmy_wales: I am all for reasoned debate. Tossing out the...

2014-04-03: @jimmy_wales: People who support the long-standing definition of marriage aren’t...

2014-04-03: @jimmy_wales: Look up the definition of “bigot” and tell me...

2014-04-03: @binary132 @Jon889 @demandprogress @jimmy_wales @mozilla: I’ll need to chew on...

2014-04-03: @binary132 @Jon889 @demandprogress @jimmy_wales @mozilla: That’s an interesting point I...

2014-04-03: @binary132 @Jon889 @demandprogress @jimmy_wales @mozilla His job should be about...

2014-04-03: @jimmy_wales: …then it’s a lie. /cc @demandprogress, @mozilla

2014-04-03: @jimmy_wales: When @demandprogress says @mozilla supports free speech on the...

2014-04-03: @demandprogress @jimmy_wales @mozilla: IMO, the direct topic is inconsequential. People...

2014-04-03: @jimmy_wales: The discussion should have been about his ability to...

2014-04-03: @jimmy_wales: IMO, the direct topic was inconsequential. A person should...

2014-04-03: @binary132 @Jon889 @demandprogress @jimmy_wales @mozilla: If you mean the U.S....

2014-04-03: RT @SaraJChipps: Everything about what has happened at @Mozilla is...

2014-04-03: RT @motherfuton: Internet bullying works. Firefox CEO steps down. Regardless...

2014-04-03: RT @Jon889: @demandprogress @jimmy_wales how does @mozilla stand for free...

2014-04-03: RT @binary132: @demandprogress @mozilla freedom of unpopular or offensive political...

2014-04-03: @demandprogress @mozilla: No, Mozilla clearly does NOT stand up for...

2014-04-03: @CalvinF: Congrats! I believe that makes you #7!

2014-04-03: Freedom of speech and individual thought has lost a battle...

2014-04-03: Looks like @Mozilla got bullied and decided to cave. How...

2014-04-03: RT @jeffwilser: No woman will ever know me as well...

2014-04-03: RT @bos31337: Ha ha, @SwayDating sends out email spam, reveals...

2014-04-03: RT @lenagroeger: How to make your tables less terrible, in...

2014-04-03: Looks like the @Xbox website is kicking-up a bunch of...

2014-04-02: @michaelhood @Life360: My concerns are two: (a) password security, and...

2014-04-02: My ex taught me that a great set of tits...

2014-04-02: RT @IddieRymin: The difference between love and hatred is equal...

2014-04-02: @michaelhood @Life360: Sure.

2014-04-02: @wiseg1rly: Fuck. Yes.

2014-04-02: @Life360: ryan@ryanparman.com

2014-04-02: A 30-char, alpha+num+symbol password is perfectly reasonable. @Life360 support’s response...

2014-04-02: .@Life360 has extremely poor password security and multiple UX issues,...

2014-04-02: Was just told that my secure password was “too intricate”...

2014-04-02: RT @Brilliant_Ads: New contender for greatest political ad of the...

2014-04-02: @chrisvoigt: Precisely what I’m looking for. Bummer Windows 8.1 still...

2014-04-02: @chrisvoigt: That rarely actually works, though. I mean, like, OS...

2014-04-02: Is there seriously still no way for Windows to forcibly...

2014-04-02: Just read the page for Amazon Fire TV (http://t.co/wI9ckPVNr1). Is...

2014-04-02: @benricchio: Actually, just accepted an offer elsewhere. Thanks, though. :)...

2014-04-02: @benricchio: Hey, that sounds like an over-the-top exaggeration I’d use....

2014-03-31: And as I head into day #4 of sickness, there...

2014-03-31: All right, all right… which of you told these guys...

2014-03-30: RT @danielchooper: We can do better than this. t.co/zKVPKVcEB…

2014-03-30: Me, to my financial planning advisor: “So, what do you...

2014-03-30: RT @mtdowling: “Why should I use Guzzle instead of using...

2014-03-30: RT @shauninman: I think it’s funny that over the years...

2014-03-30: @ianselby: According to this, there’s around 5-6 months left in...

2014-03-29: Just finished reading up on @mtdowling’s new Guzzle 4.0 release....

2014-03-29: At work, I have a 15” Retina MacBook Pro. I’m...

2014-03-29: Really wishing there was a nearby Vietnamese restaurant who would...

2014-03-29: What started out as sinuses-flipping-out yesterday turned into a full-blown...

2014-03-29: RT @brianalvey: “Life’s a happy song when there’s someone by...

2014-03-29: Watched the Pilot for Surviving Jack. @justin_halpern, you are forgiven...

2014-03-28: All my accounts are locked down! - #authentication via @Authy...

2014-03-28: Have an Xbox 360? Bioshock games are on sale! IMO,...

2014-03-27: RT @joewalnes: Algorithmic complexity… Array search: O(n) Merge sort: O(n...

2014-03-27: RT @iamdevloper: This guy got fired: t.co/0DDZruW40…

2014-03-27: RT @tsharon: UX≠UI. Care, share, like, tweet, post, digest, rest,...

2014-03-27: RT @alixito: Recruiters, why do u msg someone who currently...

2014-03-26: Was killing time this afternoon. Saw the Xbox One +...

2014-03-26: RT @jongold: how to set up a linux server in...

2014-03-25: RT @jennschiffer: don’t blame your users for how they use...

2014-03-25: @nickf: :(

2014-03-25: RT @simonsinek: A star wants to see himself rise to...

2014-03-25: RT @JVarsityCaptain: The people who are mad about us making...

2014-03-24: RT @nickf: We’re hiring UXers: 3 Sr, 1 Principal, 2...

2014-03-24: RT @jmikola: Things I’ve done while compiling HHVM tonight: ☑...

2014-03-24: @kartooner: I went all-vector about a year ago and haven’t...

2014-03-24: RT @philsturgeon: It’s sad that the average internals response to...

2014-03-24: RT @sdw: Facebook’s does a ‘redesign’: Announce it w/ a...

2014-03-24: “@DaddyJew: You’re hot as fuck and you appear to be...

2014-03-24: RT @silent_musings: Don’t limit yourself with shit that is deadweight...

2014-03-24: RT @firefox: News: @BrendanEich will be appointed to the role...

2014-03-24: @kartooner: s/will eventually/has already/

2014-03-24: RT @nickf: So a few people came to the 1st...

2014-03-24: @nrrrdcore: Coming from CA, you’ll realize how much you took...

2014-03-24: RT @mtabini: Everything you need to know about writing your...

2014-03-23: Muppets Most Wanted: 7/10. Songs weren’t as good as the...

2014-03-22: My first tweet. t.co/bLQK0NUej… I remember working with Elements. These...

2014-03-20: RT @nickf: Seasoned UXer? My UX team at Amazon Web...

2014-03-20: Yeah, this is pretty funny. t.co/hkUriJi9F…

2014-03-19: RT @Token_Geezer: So in America, at 18 you can die...

2014-03-19: RT @nickf: Reminder: My UX team at Amazon Web Services...

2014-03-19: RT @isaach: I like this sign. I think I’ll have...

2014-03-19: RT @jeffbarr: The #AWS Simple Icons have been updated with...

2014-03-19: RT @marcoarment: If “innovation” is what Samsung’s been doing recently,...

2014-03-19: @HeyJessieMay: Mmmmm… sushi…

2014-03-18: RT @brwnll: @philsturgeon Is it officially easier to annex a...

2014-03-18: RT @TravLeBlanc: My ex-girlfriend told me that she loved me...

2014-03-18: Just inhaled a bunch of sushi. Perusing Twitter while I...

2014-03-18: @gsnedders: You assume that the structures are still around. And...

2014-03-18: RT @nickf: UX team: The time is nigh! April 1st...

2014-03-17: Saw the #VeronicaMarsMovie yesterday. They really did right by the...

2014-03-17: RT @jcolman: This is what happens when you sacrifice user...

2014-03-17: RT @iamdevloper: “Is it a pain to [insert first world...

2014-03-17: RT @drewm: OH: “I’d like a small abortion, but really...

2014-03-17: @gsnedders: Yeah, you guys had a bit of a head-start...

2014-03-17: @mubay: unfortunately, I’d say real. That’s sh*t Silicon Valley says....

2014-03-16: Amazing weather back home in CA. Was greeted with cold...

2014-03-16: Veronica Mars: 8/10. They stayed true to the TV series,...

2014-03-16: 300: Rise of an Empire: 8/10. Highly-stylized violence and blood...

2014-03-16: RT @monkbent: You know how Tweetbot saves tab state, and...

2014-03-15: RT @DeAnne_Smith: My friend Jim says I’m condescending. This coming...

2014-03-15: RT @jeremeamia: The @veronicamars movie was really good. Preserved all...

2014-03-15: @TodoMoviesApp: Yep. Tried add/delete right away, and adding and leaving...

2014-03-15: @TodoMoviesApp: I sync my movie list with iCloud. I replaced...

2014-03-15: Ended up on the Spanish radio station. ♫ “La Niña...

2014-03-14: RT @GeorgeTakei: From a fan. And absolutely NO returns. t.co/vSDeMgzzN…...

2014-03-14: RT @nickf: Now THAT is how you end a workday!...

2014-03-13: RT @slicknet: My aunt sent mom a Word doc on...

2014-03-13: RT @mtdowling: PHP Devs: Before complaining about the “overhead” of...

2014-03-13: RT @influx: S3 launched on pi day. Not a coincidence....

2014-03-13: Just recently discovered Katy B. ♫ “Go Away” by Katy...

2014-03-13: RT @justinkeller: Just saw an 11 year old with his...

2014-03-13: @mattgemmell: Yep. Same here.

2014-03-13: RT @lsegal: There is a sun. I can see it...

2014-03-13: Very weird. Worked with @rmccue on @SimplePie; @jeremeamia and @mtdowling...

2014-03-12: Spent the last 3 hours going through my contacts, de-duping...

2014-03-12: RT @DavidKaneda: Everybody loves Angular, except JavaScript developers.

2014-03-12: @AmandaEvert80: Do I? Really? I honestly had no idea. The...

2014-03-10: RT @BlondAmbitionTO: Levels of white girl drunk: 1 Complimenting someone...

2014-03-10: My favorite keyboard shortcut. t.co/JSlaxzp1i…

2014-03-07: @MyUnfold: I really hope that you guys an find success...

2014-03-07: @jeremeamia: Done. You should be in the next batch of...

2014-03-07: @mkfnch: Burger Time! Nom nom nom nom nom!

2014-03-07: RT @marcoarment: Just had to watch an unskippable (and awful)...

2014-03-07: Maybe I’m missing something, but the Atom editor seems like...

2014-03-06: @iammarkmonroe: Cool. Thanks!

2014-03-06: @iammarkmonroe: Hey, how can we provide feedback on MyUnfold?

2014-03-06: @MuskieMcKay: Hahahaha.

2014-03-06: Factual observation: I just saw an Asian woman driving the...

2014-03-05: This is a terrible idea for users. “First dual-booting Windows...

2014-03-05: RT @Brilliant_Ads: The worst advert placement of the year goes...

2014-03-05: RT @mtdowling: I’m working on a new version of Guzzle....

2014-03-04: RT @Jandalize: Too many times at parties my dyslexia kicks...

2014-03-04: RT @bfd: Dear Comcast, Please consume a genital. Sincerely, T-3...

2014-03-04: RT @azizansari: For the first time in my entire life,...

2014-03-03: Getting my (git) flow on! t.co/cK2GY5h9C…

2014-03-01: RT @jcolman: “When we work on making our devices accessible...

2014-03-01: All the Boys Love Mandy Lane: 3/10. I expected the...

2014-03-01: Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia: 3/10. As much...

2014-03-01: RT @UberFacts: People who sleep late have more mental stamina...

2014-03-01: The Haunting in Connecticut: 5/10. A resounding “meh”. t.co/csQhNfolf…

2014-03-01: RT @angryseattle: Everyone please call @SeattleCouncil and thank them for...

2014-03-01: RT @angryseattle: What the flying fuck, @SeattleCouncil? 150 driver cap...

2014-02-28: @alydenisof: So, which highly-successful, long-running TV show are you off...

2014-02-28: RT @cputney: I got puzzled looks when I referred to...

2014-02-28: Question: When, in all of human history, has Apple ever...

2014-02-28: Ahhh. My LTE speed just ground to a halt. I...

2014-02-28: RT @awsforphp: This spring, @jeremeamia will be representing the #AWS...

2014-02-28: RT @Midgetspar: Sometimes I think my brain is worth millions...

2014-02-28: Trade Bitcoin with Ease. @Buttercoin makes it easy to Buy, Sell, and...

2014-02-28: RT @awsforphp: Version 2.5.3 of the #AWS SDK for #PHP...

2014-02-28: Thanks, @mkfnch, for throwing such a fun get-together this evening....

2014-02-28: “Samsung is a follower company… this is so embedded in...

2014-02-28: “A total of 99.9% of new mobile threat detections target...

2014-02-28: @agamsh: Are you suggesting that a non-shipping product has somehow...

2014-02-27: RT @dcurtis: Amazing how much information you can glean by...

2014-02-27: .@AmyStephen: Just did the survey. I will NOT use FSF-based...

2014-02-27: RT @dcurtis: Overheard on Market St. in San Francisco: “I...

2014-02-27: Elastic Simple Cloud Service™

2014-02-27: RT @nickf: Word of the day: Impruined - improve+ruined. Interim...

2014-02-27: @Crooked: Oh, come on…

2014-02-27: RT @gsnedders: Plan for this summer: remove locale-dependent char encoding...

2014-02-27: RT @UncleDuke1969: Me: How’s the new girlfriend? Friend: Dunno M:...

2014-02-27: RT @JeremyKendall: Generators and coroutines in PHP. Wow. t.co/kCK4v2pT3…

2014-02-27: RT @Jermolene: Wow. Google’s transformation is now complete; they are...

2014-02-27: @jsundquist: right here, if you still have one. ryan@ryanparman.com

2014-02-27: @codeguy @AtomEditor: right here, if you still have one. ryan@ryanparman.com...

2014-02-27: RT @mattgemmell: Wife working from home, ill. So far today...

2014-02-26: @AtomEditor: No RSS for your blog?

2014-02-26: RT @travisci: Thanks to @GitHub’s new API scopes t.co/RUpOVvY4E… no...

2014-02-26: RT @jcolman: Only ’90s Web Developers Remember This: t.co/mgCAKkbvT… Nice...

2014-02-26: RT @JenniferVaz36: Relationship Status: Still horny

2014-02-26: RT @RandomBest: Just because someone has the power to destroy...

2014-02-25: RT @dlpasco: THIS JUST IN: We need a senior designer...

2014-02-25: @jeremeamia: I say, Guzzle 4.0 and AWS SDK for PHP...

2014-02-25: RT @UberFacts: A study was conducted where free birth control...

2014-02-25: @jeremeamia: Hmmm… let’s ask the Chrome and Firefox teams what...

2014-02-25: RT @marcoarment: So Firefox and Chrome stopped being dicks and...

2014-02-25: RT @UberFacts: Women who answer to another woman in the...

2014-02-25: There is a special circle of Hell for rapists, murderers,...

2014-02-25: RT @WizKhalllifa: Don’t ever mistake my silence for ignorance, my...

2014-02-25: @bthdonohue: Whew! You’re freakin’ me out, man…

2014-02-25: .@instapaper: For some reason, all of my articles in all...

2014-02-25: If I’d invested $12,000 into Bitcoin last April after the...

2014-02-24: RT @nickf: Today, Steve Jobs would be celebrating his 59th...

2014-02-24: RT @tim_cook: Remembering my friend Steve on his birthday. “Stay...

2014-02-24: RT @tim_cook: Remembering Steve on his birthday: “Details matter, it’s...

2014-02-24: Some days, even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help....

2014-02-23: RT @drewlevin: If you’re on iOS, update your device. HTTPS...

2014-02-23: I woke up this morning to the sound of the...

2014-02-23: Interesting from a software development perspective. t.co/jyn4of8mz…

2014-02-22: @nickf: If it helps, you’re in my top 3. You...

2014-02-22: Favorite song of the moment. ♫ “Find You (feat. Matthew...

2014-02-22: RT @HeyJessieMay: t.co/lHukEg50B…

2014-02-22: @RyanParma: Whoa. Are you my name’s doppelgänger? /cc @kirstin_taylor

2014-02-21: RT @UberFacts: Marijuana was initially made illegal in 1937 by...

2014-02-21: @alixito: Customize your autocorrect. Settings → General → Keyboards →...

2014-02-21: The Heat: 8/10. Not perfect, and fairly predictable, but I...

2014-02-21: @Avi_Kaplan: Trees. Maybe a gas station.

2014-02-21: Users of Sublime Text: is it worth updating to v3...

2014-02-21: RT @DavidAGoodman: The Olympics is very intense for me, because...

2014-02-21: RT @zefrank: When a monkey throws shit at you, at...

2014-02-21: RT @aakuvaish: For all those who are “baffled” by the...

2014-02-20: Differences between Bluetooth Low Energy (BLE) vs. Near-Field Communication (NFC)....

2014-02-20: RT @HotFunnyWomen: The key to a long relationship: keep the...

2014-02-20: RT @developer: Ouch: Irrational Games, creator of the BioShock series,...

2014-02-19: Call of Duty: Ghosts t.co/HPxHeOl4E…

2014-02-18: Call of Duty: Ghosts t.co/vrPzgq5vB…

2014-02-17: RT @iamdevloper: I’ve been using Vim for about 2 years...

2014-02-17: Just watched “Compliance” (http://t.co/RTM6wxQK6l). I remember reading about this when...

2014-02-17: RT @Baz_3000: Not only can a narcissist destroy your life...

2014-02-17: RT @rem: If you’re saving 100ms of milliseconds off your...

2014-02-17: Just finished “The Last of Us: Left Behind”. The gameplay...

2014-02-16: If you have a Kickstarter account, they recently got hacked....

2014-02-15: I was reminded this evening by my ex-girlfriend that no...

2014-02-14: A Nazi, a KKK member, and a @MorganStanley website developer...

2014-02-13: Luxo. t.co/1HNl2tGiG…

2014-02-13: @CalvinF: I have those same Sennheisers. They’re great!

2014-02-12: RT @Recode: Former Google Payments Boss Osama Bedier Joins Board...

2014-02-12: RT @nickf: Today I’m happy to announce that @gamedevshawn has...

2014-02-12: OH: “I have too many good things going on in...

2014-02-12: STAR WARS 80’s High School. t.co/r09rnZF25…

2014-02-12: “Is than an ascender in your pocket, or are you...

2014-02-12: Pretty soon, it may be no longer illegal to sing...

2014-02-12: @anotheruiguy @nickf: Yeah, I’ve been digging into this recently, and...

2014-02-11: RT @gamedevshawn: Today is my official start date with Amazon...

2014-02-11: This is fun. t.co/5SCgDowzz…

2014-02-11: My soundtrack: ♫ “Lakini’s Juice” by Live t.co/52dOhYyOO…

2014-02-11: RT @alixito: @skyzyx story that goes on in my head...

2014-02-11: Running ffmpeg from the command line, like a boss!

2014-02-10: Hush little children, don’t say a word… …no, seriously. Shut...

2014-02-10: Let’s change all the URLs in the web app…! …and...

2014-02-10: RT @nickf: Today I’m happy to announce that the amazing...

2014-02-10: RT @nickf: UX Peeps, I am hiring a few Senior...

2014-02-09: Just spent the last 3 hours watching fail videos on...

2014-02-08: RT @jeremeamia: Thanks to @zend for sponsoring the awesome yellow...

2014-02-08: .@lilkuo is clearly not a close Apple-watcher, else she wouldn’t...

2014-02-08: Positive, yes, but arguably little more than a PR move....

2014-02-08: “An A-to-Z Guide to Archer’s Running Jokes.” There are also...

2014-02-07: ⅗ of my devices are syncing correctly across iCloud. The...

2014-02-07: Text shortcuts are out of sync between my two Macs,...

2014-02-07: RT @iansltx: @rasmus more or less endorsed @hiphopvm at #ssp14,...

2014-02-06: RT @BlondAmbitionTO: You can have the most gorgeous face and...

2014-02-06: RT @lukew: drra; “Didn’t read. Replied anyway.”

2014-02-05: RT @garnaat: Today is my last day at AWS. Great...

2014-02-05: RT @sass_slinger: No matter how much you love them, some...

2014-02-05: Well, this was enough snark to last me for quite...

2014-02-05: New music video from Skillet. t.co/k5A6Lni4S…

2014-02-05: RT @HeyJessieMay: Korn and Skrillex make an excellent combination. I’m...

2014-02-05: Here’s the plan: Do the things that they should have...

2014-02-05: Paying to Travel in the Internet’s Fast Lanes. t.co/J8JQvsiyx…

2014-02-05: New bill would restore net neutrality pending FCC action. t.co/IZ7GbExMZ…

2014-02-05: Microsoft, Past and Future. t.co/1kzax7biw…

2014-02-05: Tech Giants Disclose More on Government Data Requests. t.co/h2bBumJsy…

2014-02-04: @rjs: I’m guessing: playground for next-gen Facebook mobile app.

2014-02-04: RT @UberFacts: One punishment for an adulterous wife in medieval...

2014-02-04: @HeyJessieMay: Hahaha

2014-02-04: Okay guys. I’m ≈2500 Twitter posts behind. I’m declaring Twitter...

2014-02-04: RT @UberFacts: If you were to be paid $500 in...

2014-02-04: It’s one of those nights when the air hurts my...

2014-02-04: This looks good, and is also a big #Dollhouse reunion....

2014-02-03: ★’d n1k0’s n1k0/casperjs repository on GitHub. t.co/zOLa8GpZp…

2014-02-03: ★’d jgm’s jgm/pandoc repository on GitHub. t.co/kEuMCq3u1…

2014-02-03: ★’d Behat’s Behat/MinkSelenium2Driver repository on GitHub. t.co/ykzruEENK…

2014-02-03: ★’d herrera-io’s herrera-io/php-annotations repository on GitHub. t.co/9fzvaXUri…

2014-02-02: RT @celestialcereal: Netflix and IMDB need to sync so IMDB...

2014-02-02: Does anybody know how to get Selenium Grid running through...

2014-02-02: People who died too young always seem to come in...

2014-02-02: RT @camilluddington: Philip Seymour Hoffman has died??!! So shocked. I...

2014-02-02: RT @zeldman: We are losing too many good people. Philip...

2014-02-02: RT @PhillyD: Phillip Seymour Hoffman is dead. Let’s take this...

2014-02-02: RT @monkbent: Google’s mistake was: 1) Not winning Nortel bidding...

2014-02-01: RT @davidpaulsson: Google doesn’t support IE8, Microsoft is dropping support...

2014-02-01: X-Men Origins: Wolverine: 7/10. Takes place in the X-Men movie...

2014-02-01: @bthdonohue: Any plans to fix the bookmarklet?

2014-02-01: @instapaper: The bookmarklet fails at saving GitHub project pages. Is...

2014-01-31: Playing where I’m eating lunch. ♫ “Mind Playing Tricks On...

2014-01-30: Well, I’ve managed to lock myself out of my @MorganStanley...

2014-01-30: .@jeremeamia: It is literally… not figuratively… literally the single worst...

2014-01-30: .@MorganStanley has one of the worst, hardest-to-use websites on the...

2014-01-30: RT @blankenship: Sure, the design problems are harder, but “No...

2014-01-30: RT @Brilliant_Ads: Controversial ad for Belgian “Reborn To Be Alive”...

2014-01-30: RT @UncleDuke1969: Organized some clutter tonight. I put all photos...

2014-01-30: RT @TinaMav: Love them even at their worst.

2014-01-30: C’mon Safari. You’re starting to get your ass kicked. :(...

2014-01-29: RT @UberFacts: A person who is strongly attracted to someone’s...

2014-01-29: “Google and Samsung sign global patent cross-license deal.” This is...

2014-01-29: “Study of French “three strikes” piracy law finds no deterrent...

2014-01-29: The government tried to steamroll a little guy, so he...

2014-01-29: This is absolutely awesome! t.co/0lEnMLf6y…

2014-01-29: Google took the scenic route to buy Motorola Mobility’s (consistently-losing)...

2014-01-29: I’ve explained this before to smart people — Android is...

2014-01-29: Post: “Easily SSH into Amazon EC2 instances using the Name...

2014-01-29: I’ve been telling people for years not to use Paypal...

2014-01-29: RT @philsturgeon: PSR-7 HTTP Message Interface passed the entrance vote,...

2014-01-28: RT @jeremeamia: We are looking for a JavaScript/Node.js and a...

2014-01-28: Welcome to Fat Burger. Home of the Fat Burger. Can...

2014-01-28: My soundtrack: ♫ “Where Is My Mind?” by @PIXIESmusic t.co/VqFkmAdJ1…...

2014-01-28: .@realDonaldTrump: This is the opposite of the truth. Apple is...

2014-01-28: RT @dorkitude: CFO to CEO: What happens if we invest...

2014-01-28: RT @smashingmag: When do designers leave? “The work did not...

2014-01-28: RT @ChristaBMiller: “@UberFacts: During the middle ages, talkative women were...

2014-01-28: RT @UberFacts: The word “nerd” was actually invented by Dr....

2014-01-28: My soundtrack: ♫ “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by @Nirvana t.co/i65Ce3p4S…...

2014-01-27: RT @alexknowshtml: I still haven’t forgiven Metallica. #napsterforever

2014-01-27: RT @tejucole: h8ers gon carefully read all the relevant literature...

2014-01-27: @MuskieMcKay: I needed to search, so that didn’t help. Found...

2014-01-26: This was what I was looking for. t.co/kRcaYkeuO… Thanks @joedevon...

2014-01-26: @joedevon: Oh, cool. That’s a start. Thanks!

2014-01-26: @joedevon: Yeah, that was my first thought. But searching may...

2014-01-26: Is anybody aware of an archive of Dive Into Mark?...

2014-01-25: Tools and processes for curation is so important… not only...

2014-01-25: RT @1Password: @Support True dat. t.co/nWgpll69P… Thanks for the shout-out!...

2014-01-25: RT @Support: Friends don’t let friends reuse passwords. Try a...

2014-01-24: RT @Souders: IMO the hardest part of multi device web...

2014-01-24: RT @UberFacts: Netflix monitors BitTorrent to decide which shows to...

2014-01-24: RT @awsforphp: What would you like to see in the...

2014-01-24: RT @awscloud: Amazon #Redshift has new SSD-based nodes - ideal...

2014-01-24: RT @official_php: #PHP 5.6.0 alpha 1 is out! You can...

2014-01-23: Completely flabbergasted by how bad iBooks for Mac is at...

2014-01-23: RT @viticci: Should Apple hire an expert in Shift Key...

2014-01-23: RT @careylikeswine: Everyone I know who got married in their...

2014-01-23: RT @StartupLJackson: In 96 you needed $5mm to fund your...

2014-01-23: RT @alyssamag: Seahawks to Win the SuperBowl for Nick: t.co/dyiehQQ6z…...

2014-01-23: RT @SomthinBoutSara: Fun game: Take pictures with your camera sound...

2014-01-23: RT @UberFacts: The TSA has spent $900 million in the...

2014-01-20: RT @iamdevloper: “Happy to announce that we, [STARTUP NAME, NO...

2014-01-20: RT @LindseyEllison2: Friend told me her period was finally regulated....

2014-01-20: RT @iamdevloper: Procrastination Driven Devel… Oh look, Reddit.

2014-01-20: RT @sazzy: Anyone have great case studies or anecdotes, where...

2014-01-20: RT @UberFacts: The makers of Sesame Street released a statement...

2014-01-19: Trouble with the Curve 6/10. Clint Eastwood plays a grumpy...

2014-01-19: The Perks of Being a Wallflower: 8/10. t.co/c5JtdKfn9…

2014-01-19: Much Ado About Nothing: 7/10. Joss Whedon’s retelling of the...

2014-01-18: RT @dalmaer: Awesome. A place to store your passwords! :)...

2014-01-18: @wmerydith: I left Spotify for Rdio. Also use iTunes Radio...

2014-01-18: RT @marcoarment: I’m done giving Obama the benefit of the...

2014-01-18: RT @mkammerer: The comic sans in the email signature should...

2014-01-18: RT @nickf: So is this what my UX team does...

2014-01-18: RT @matthillco: “Must support IE7” and “You have 4 days...

2014-01-18: @rmccue: I realize this was posted yesterday, but the answer...

2014-01-17: Gravity: 8/10. Wow! Amazing in 3D, and the first movie...

2014-01-16: Net Neutrality Is Dead. But the FCC can bring it...

2014-01-16: 3 judges sided with Verizon and decided to let ISPs...

2014-01-16: RT @phpquickfix: Using AWS CloudTrail in PHP - Part 1...

2014-01-16: RT @dkdsgn: Post-CES Samsung Android screen sizes: 2.8 3 3.2...

2014-01-16: @alixito: It was designed to replace old-school tape backups.

2014-01-16: RT @adrianhardy: This PHP RFC needs to pass. Non-BC breaking,...

2014-01-16: RT @nickf: Team off-site 3 of 3: Drinking, Bowling, and...

2014-01-16: RT @nickf: Team off-site part 2 of 3: Dinner and...

2014-01-16: RT @kartooner: “The man with a new idea is a...

2014-01-16: RT @nickf: Team off-site part 1 of 3: Cards Against...

2014-01-15: RT @brianalvey: I told my 5yo daughter to not wear...

2014-01-15: RT @iamdevloper: with careful Asynchronous Be operations, order get of...

2014-01-15: “You know I’ll always love you, but right now I...

2014-01-14: RT @jeremeamia: Heading over to @SURFIncubator for the @PHPsea meetup....

2014-01-14: @SaraMG @amazon: To be fair, JK Rowling won’t make them...

2014-01-14: RT @PSHOrg: Up Next: Steve Roberts from Amazon talking about...

2014-01-14: @kartooner @nickf @derdnik83 @AnthonyDSanders: Awww… thanks guys. Good company, I...

2014-01-14: RT @UberFacts: This year, people turning 18 years of age...

2014-01-14: @BarryCarlyon: I answer AWS questions on SO all the time....

2014-01-14: Spent the morning answering AWS questions on Stack Overflow. Time...

2014-01-13: RT @UberFacts: 28% of IT Professionals hide their career from...

2014-01-13: RT @slotjunkierose: Be with someone who takes away your sadness...

2014-01-13: RT @jeremeamia: I just release an alpha version of SuperClosure...

2014-01-13: RT @tapbot_paul: I don’t know why people are freaking out....

2014-01-13: @mkfnch: No talking in the bathroom. Ever. Period. Dot. Double-stamp....

2014-01-13: My soundtrack: ♫ “Shorty Wanna Be a Thug” by @2pac...

2014-01-13: RT @joedevon: :( @luk, NPM maintainer, node community member, missing...

2014-01-13: RT @alexwwood: I love how @Ticketmaster has a captcha that’s...

2014-01-13: RT @iamdevloper: “Visual Designer” -> doesn’t know HTML/CSS. “UX Designer”...

2014-01-13: @wmerydith: Not yet. I’m trying to think of a practical...

2014-01-13: RT @kerma_dj: The most pedantic bug ever reported t.co/x2DwqnAKc… I...

2014-01-11: Post: “Games of the Year, 2013.” t.co/e3CkNNnmM…

2014-01-10: RT @awsforphp: The User Guide for the #AWS SDK for...

2014-01-10: @XNicoleAnistonX: That’s… uh… ew…

2014-01-10: @johnbat: I also ordered in Oct ‘12. Customer trust is...

2014-01-10: @lockitron: My order was estimated to ship 2 months ago,...

2014-01-10: RT @nickf: We’re hiring! Come work with my team in...

2014-01-10: RT @mdob11: You called me instead of texting. This is...

2014-01-10: RT @rjs: UI designers: Consistency has no value in itself....

2014-01-10: RT @rjs: The best marketing trick: make an awesome product...

2014-01-10: RT @HeyJessieMay: Chasing relentlessly, still fight and I don’t know...

2014-01-10: RT @MikeIsaac: google should start a division where it only...

2014-01-10: RT @UberFacts: If you microwave a sliced grape, it can...

2014-01-10: RT @rem: When I find devs working with ExtJS, I...

2014-01-09: Super catchy! New favorite song of the hour. ♫ “Replay”...

2014-01-08: RT @nickf: “Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren’t...

2014-01-08: @MuskieMcKay: Amazon employees get a free pro account. But the...

2014-01-08: I wish that I could pay to remove the ads...

2014-01-08: @jeremeamia: I’ve been hearing good things about it from people...

2014-01-08: RT @5tu: The guy who invented the GIF pronounces it...

2014-01-07: RT @UberFacts: According to a 2010 study from Cato, legalizing...

2014-01-07: RT @kelleratlarge: Please retweet MT @Jeff_Jacoby’s son is missing. If...

2014-01-07: RT @nickf: If you use Amazon Web Services, my team...

2014-01-07: RT @UberFacts: Bill Cosby does not consider himself an African-American....

2014-01-07: RT @iamdevloper: Coming soon: Databases 2 - The SQL.

2014-01-07: My soundtrack: ♫ “Transmogrified” by We Were Pirates t.co/1VKLlk5Fr…

2014-01-07: Updated to iOS 7.1 β3. Lots and lots of tiny...

2014-01-07: Give me a console-like Bluetooth MFi controller for iOS 7...

2014-01-06: RT @SondraDeeMe: Some women are just pretty. Pretty shallow. Pretty...

2014-01-06: RT @ericlaw: From the “Things that shouldn’t be surprising, considering”...

2014-01-06: RT @tliston: Tried calling my Congressman. Found out that the...

2014-01-06: RT @iamdevloper: So Twitter stills bans links in DMs… Like...

2014-01-06: RT @UberFacts: The children of strict parents tend to be...

2014-01-05: RT @alexknowshtml: Airline attendant started to give the “if it...

2014-01-05: RT @SaraMG: Middle of nowhere, you pull a small box...

2014-01-05: RT @shauninman: No wonder the dwarves lost their crystal, they...

2014-01-05: Namebench hunts down the fastest DNS servers available for your...

2014-01-05: Great Mac-only tool for viewing information about nearby wireless routers....

2014-01-05: Requires OS X Mavericks, but only took about 5 minutes...

2014-01-05: RT @CarmenDickman: I totally believe there is someone out there...

2014-01-05: RT @SpacePlankton: I never pat myself on the back, because...

2014-01-04: My soundtrack: ♫ “If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why...

2014-01-04: RT @snookca: Can I take a 3 month sabbatical to...

2014-01-04: A little late on this, but here’s why Android-based phones...

2014-01-03: RT @Ms_Moneypenny: The more people you let into your private...

2014-01-03: RT @Ray_stephan: I literally hate people based on how they...

2014-01-03: RT @Baz_3000: I never asked for your heart. I asked...

2014-01-03: My soundtrack: ♫ “Let ‘em Whirl” by BlackHawk t.co/fxnq97hEn…

2014-01-03: My soundtrack: ♫ “Secrets from the Future” by MC Frontalot...

2014-01-03: My soundtrack: ♫ “Pregnant Women Are Smug” by Garfunkel and...

2014-01-02: RT @sweetg35: Some people don’t change, they just learn to...

2014-01-02: RT @iamdevloper: Flickr has a really cool feature; you get...

2014-01-02: Instead of being buried or cremated when I die, I’ve...

2014-01-02: RT @Samoth12: “Making marijuana legal for adults is not an...

2014-01-02: RT @rauchg: “There are no points for being first to...

2013-12-30: RT @GloriaFallon123: If you love someone set them free, and...

2013-12-30: Grover Beach, CA t.co/eVX475vtF…

2013-12-29: RT @jeffrafter: Ouch. t.co/IoQVYbFhe… h4x’d. /via @dennishegstad

2013-12-28: RT @UberFacts: Breakups are hard to deal with because the...

2013-12-28: RT @UberFacts: Being in love and being infatuated clouds a...

2013-12-28: RT @alexknowshtml: I feel like Tupac would’ve been awesome on...

2013-12-28: RT @OITNB: Life gets messy sometimes. You gotta learn you...

2013-12-27: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire: 7/10. More interesting than the...

2013-12-27: RT @UberFacts: We are more attracted to the way a...

2013-12-27: Got this, but already have it. “You’ve won a Things...

2013-12-25: RT @tapbot_paul: No mom giving GTA IV to a 10...

2013-12-24: RT @jessicard: “Thank you for the christmas gift!!!” “AHEM. ITS...

2013-12-24: I am in desperate need of more Archer.

2013-12-22: Copy faster! t.co/oFXP8Ma8J…

2013-12-22: @HeyJessieMay: I… uh… don’t think Hell is cold…

2013-12-22: RT @VDOOZER: “Freedom of Speech” means you can say whatever...

2013-12-21: RT @CarmenDickman: Find new dreams from the experience of those...

2013-12-21: Downtown Bellevue t.co/Z1m77jbED…

2013-12-20: RT @culturedcode: Things has now sold 1,000,000 copies! Celebrate with...

2013-12-20: Looking forward to a chill night. t.co/UjdHvmQds…

2013-12-20: RT @UberFacts: Toy Story 3 is the only Toy Story...

2013-12-20: RT @NathanFillion: Don’t forget to watch the greatest Christmas movie...

2013-12-20: With the exception of #HIMYM, I can’t watch 4-camera sitcoms....

2013-12-20: I’d bet that this guy is having a bad day…...

2013-12-19: RT @juantreminio: “We want PHP to thrive” - @SaraMG, Facebook...

2013-12-19: @wmerydith @Disney: Gmail > Filters > Delete from @disney*com

2013-12-19: RT @brianalvey: Four days ago, the @FiftyThree Pencil I ordered...

2013-12-19: RT @piersmorgan: Edward Snowden should be granted an amnesty, given...

2013-12-19: Really digging the new Writer Pro app from @iawriter. t.co/tgEH08iWG…...

2013-12-19: RT @developer: Adobe Fireworks users everywhere get trolled this holiday...

2013-12-19: RT @nickf: Come work with me! My team at Amazon...

2013-12-19: @iamdustinsavery: Yeah! How about after the new year?

2013-12-19: @sdw: Yeah, LG bought webOS from HP a few months...

2013-12-19: RT @marcoarment: Same deal, but the 12-core CPU: Apple: $8,499...

2013-12-19: RT @marcoarment: How about upgrades? 8-core, 64 GB, 512 GB....

2013-12-19: RT @marcoarment: The Mac Pro comes with Thunderbolt and faster...

2013-12-19: RT @marcoarment: Tried to configure a Dell as closely as...

2013-12-19: Just posted a photo @ Westlake Park t.co/m7PDLOQ8Z…

2013-12-19: Blue trees. @ Westlake Park t.co/Aew12zOq9…

2013-12-19: Chess in the park. @ Westlake Park t.co/DnXIXku9x…

2013-12-19: Yum! @ Dog In The Park t.co/MH1TFoakF…

2013-12-19: A really good idea! t.co/XQ8i0Ss9x…

2013-12-19: I can’t send links in a DM because @Twitter is...

2013-12-19: Today is a P.O.D. kind of day. ♫ “Freedom Fighters”...

2013-12-18: My 7th Facebook & Twitter anniversaries are in Jan &...

2013-12-18: @SaraMG @jeremeamia: I usually use DynamoDB, although Redis is good...

2013-12-18: @drewm: There’s actually a new “Go PHP 5.5” campaign for...

2013-12-18: @drewm: I had the same concern working on @SimplePie and...

2013-12-18: @drewm: PHP 5.6 will be out in 2014!

2013-12-18: @drewm: gasp! Speed, security, namespaces, Composer, [1,2,3] arrays, closures, array...

2013-12-18: This is precisely why I no longer identify as a...

2013-12-18: RT @iamdevloper: Fear (noun): when you start typing on your...

2013-12-18: RT @nickf: An old article, but with some really solid...

2013-12-18: RT @nickf: Another reminder that now is your chance to...

2013-12-18: RT @rjs: You can’t design for an abstract use case....

2013-12-18: RT @rjs: We can repeat industry bromides like “ask why”...

2013-12-18: @jeremeamia @HipHopVM: And some of us dropped the “A” and...

2013-12-18: RT @jeffbarr: Coming soon to #AWS - New China (Beijing)...

2013-12-18: RT @awscloud: Amazon #Kinesis is now available to all customers:...

2013-12-18: RT @awscloud: Amazon #EC2 C3 instances are now available in...

2013-12-18: RT @awscloud: We have announced a new #AWS Region in...

2013-12-17: RT @RobertoBez: definition of algorithm t.co/IlSNU9oe8…

2013-12-16: @alixito: I once had someone try and recruit me over...

2013-12-16: RT @techdirt: CBS Airs NSA Propaganda Informercial Masquerading As ‘Hard...

2013-12-16: RT @BrentButt: Google motto 2004: Don’t be evil Google motto...

2013-12-16: RT @mikelorant: @jareddevers @jethrocarr @rodos Was up till 2am writing...

2013-12-16: RT @mantia: Which gets nerds more upset: Han shooting second...

2013-12-16: Edward Snowden: Hero. t.co/610XYazZ5…

2013-12-16: RT @nickf: Just because “that’s the way it’s always been”...

2013-12-16: @HeyJessieMay: Sometimes the only response to that is to walk...

2013-12-16: RT @rmccue: Man, patents suck.

2013-12-16: RT @iamdevloper: “What do you want to do when you...

2013-12-15: RT @UberFacts: Girls with high levels of trust with their...

2013-12-14: ALL THE UPDATES! t.co/6pIxBEmXf…

2013-12-13: @HeyJessieMay: Heh. Quite possibly.

2013-12-13: @HeyJessieMay: I can remember the location of the restaurant, and...

2013-12-13: @HeyJessieMay: And it wasn’t “McPizza”. It was simply “McDonald’s Pizza...

2013-12-13: @HeyJessieMay: Late 80′s I wanna say. 88 or 89.

2013-12-13: @HeyJessieMay: I know. I’ve actually ordered McDonald’s pizza before. :)...

2013-12-12: I’m a happy @Simplify customer. Do you want to be,...

2013-12-12: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.4.12: t.co/L4IwTDGF1… This release...

2013-12-12: RT @UberFacts: Individuals with higher IQs are 3 times more...

2013-12-12: RT @chockenberry: Twitter and Instagram are converging at the expense...

2013-12-12: RT @DemetriMartin: Sex is the leading cause of people.

2013-12-10: RT @awsforphp: Yay! AWS Elastic Beanstalk now supports PHP 5.5....

2013-12-09: @slimphp @HipHopVM: Yeah, it didn’t come up in any of...

2013-12-09: Booted up my Ubuntu VM and installed @HipHopVM. It’s very...

2013-12-08: This Is the End: 8/10. Ridiculous self-parody combined with great...

2013-12-08: @wilw: Chrome: t.co/qJxCaeU9j… Firefox: t.co/3E48RprSu…

2013-12-08: RT @jcolman: These two stories, placed right next to each...

2013-12-08: RT @UberFacts: In Fresno, California it is against the law...

2013-12-08: Why aren’t you rubbing my belly? t.co/B0SGYA6cX…

2013-12-08: Sometimes the sun flanks the clouds t.co/bKaHH3TZ2…

2013-12-08: He’s so cute when he’s sleeping. t.co/92sgw4k8s…

2013-12-07: Reform ECPA: Tell the Government to Get a Warrant t.co/vsgEhA9jt…...

2013-12-07: RT @davidm777: #minimumwage was never intended to define how much...

2013-12-06: RT @1Password: Did you know if you save a login...

2013-12-05: RT @vada: Elon and company continue their quest to provide...

2013-12-05: RT @chriscoyier: i hit my fitbit goal while opening a...

2013-12-05: RT @shauninman: The solution to your problem involves string parsing?...

2013-12-05: RT @GenOpportunity: Current law protects hard files but not electronic...

2013-12-05: RT @EricWenger: Modernize #ECPA to lock in requirement that law...

2013-12-05: RT @EngineAdvocacy: #ECPA (written 25 years ago) says the FBI,...

2013-12-05: RT @demandprogress: Outdated laws let police read your emails without...

2013-12-05: RT @rmccue: By the way, tabs are better than spaces....

2013-12-05: There’s a special circle of Hell reserved for rapists, murderers,...

2013-12-04: @CalvinF: Working with GWT teams is like watching the web...

2013-12-04: If you’re using Java code to build your web front-end,...

2013-12-04: Exploding an icon web font into individual SVG images so...

2013-12-04: RT @EFF: BREAKING: NSA is tracking cellphone locations worldwide in...

2013-12-04: My soundtrack: ♫ “Legacy” by @Eminem t.co/ZBX0ywTqp…

2013-12-04: RT @alixito: FedEx lost my Amazon order (for over a...

2013-12-04: For the @rdio iOS app, please give us fewer, but...

2013-12-04: If I go a couple of days without using the...

2013-12-04: Ugh. I’ve been using the @rdio iOS for for a...

2013-12-04: @angrycanadian @jeremeamia @google: I send video to my Apple TV...

2013-12-04: RT @lukew: Despite 75% of Andriod users now on version...

2013-12-04: RT @HCMarks: Sorry Amazon, your “record Kindle sales” are imaginary...

2013-12-04: @jeremeamia @Logitech: Yeah, my Harmony One is a bit clumsy....

2013-12-04: RT @UberFacts: Consciously trying to keep a new relationship secret...

2013-12-04: RT @changeorder: And I thought I have trouble remembering my...

2013-12-04: The “Anyone But Richard M Stallman” license. t.co/lr8gJuPUG…

2013-12-03: @jbwharris @zeldman: Or record deals signed pre-Napster that included 0%...

2013-12-03: RT @jbwharris: @zeldman If you think Spotify pays little, research...

2013-12-03: RT @iamdevloper: Called 3 recruiters today, asking if they had...

2013-12-03: RT @marcoarment: My family are all very nice people who...

2013-12-03: RT @marcoarment: It’s the annual night of trying to find...

2013-12-02: @WSTMN: We only have control over our own actions. I...

2013-12-02: “68% of women say they would have an affair if...

2013-12-02: Watching The Expendables 2. Bruce Willis says “I’ll be back”,...

2013-12-02: Dear @github; Unicorn is freaking out and I’m having a...

2013-12-01: This game looks really great, but I don’t know that...

2013-11-30: Okay, Ryan, that’s enough wallowing. Get up, turn on the...

2013-11-30: RT @jack: Everything is going to be OK. t.co/3oJS35x0R…

2013-11-29: @beausimensen: It was a film in the same vein as...

2013-11-29: Pacific Rim: 7/10. Tons and tons of style. Amazing visuals....

2013-11-29: Watching Pacific Rim. Did I just hear the voice of...

2013-11-27: RT @brianalvey: “Spend about 50 weeks a year getting knots...

2013-11-27: @brianalvey: City Slickers. Great flick.

2013-11-27: RT @awsforphp: We’re working on a class for reading AWS...

2013-11-27: RT @CynthiaEscobar_: “@thegooglefact: Women tend to use silence to express...

2013-11-27: RT @UberFacts: 94% of people feel that marijuana should be...

2013-11-27: RT @aws_eb: #AWS Elastic Beanstalk now supports C3 and G2...

2013-11-27: RT @UberFacts: The TSA has spent $900 million in the...

2013-11-27: RT @CalvinF: Apparently newspapers still get printed on paper. Who...

2013-11-27: RT @ramsey: Why I think PSR-0 is the most important...

2013-11-26: @VDOOZER: Why aren’t you running Cougar Town anymore⁈ This news...

2013-11-26: OH: “Did you just compare the devastation I feel from...

2013-11-26: RT @awsforphp: Version 2.4.11 of the #AWS SDK for #PHP...

2013-11-26: RT @OITNB: Being far away from the person you love...

2013-11-25: RT @UberFacts: Ignorant people are more likely to doubt the...

2013-11-24: I’ve been dodging spoilers all day like Neo from The...

2013-11-24: Having Java developers do Front End Engineering always makes me...

2013-11-24: Flying back into Seattle. Got delayed by nearly an hour...

2013-11-24: RT @mtdowling: When you raise minimum wage, who pays for...

2013-11-24: RT @UberFacts: Being ignored causes the same chemical reaction in...

2013-11-22: RT @nickf: Every good UX bug bash starts with pizza....

2013-11-21: RT @monkbent: The FCC is like a socially repressed teenager...

2013-11-21: RT @garnaat: Watching my technophobic wife giving an impressive demo...

2013-11-21: RT @YahooCare: Fido123 is not a secure password! Find these...

2013-11-21: RT @awsforphp: AWS CloudTrail, one of the newest AWS services,...

2013-11-21: RT @LeaVerou: Wondering when kids start internalising sexism? “The 3yr...

2013-11-21: RT @awsforphp: The slides for our #AWS #reInvent presentation, Mastering...

2013-11-21: RT @511SFBay: Update: Flooding Blocks Lanes on Southbound US-101 in...

2013-11-21: RT @sdw: Winamp has been shutdown, for good. Ah, memories....

2013-11-21: RT @nickf: Our UX team daily standup. Power to the...

2013-11-21: RT @chilcote: Seattle Freeze sēˈatl frēz noun Invite eight people...

2013-11-21: My favorite song of the moment. ♫ “Clarity (feat. Foxes)”...

2013-11-21: Love this medley. ♫ “Daft Punk” by Pentatonix t.co/1mIvRYQkW…

2013-11-21: A good song to wake-up to. ♫ “The Metal” by...

2013-11-20: 42 million passwords stolen. All stored in plain text. t.co/Ko0DnHSrh…...

2013-11-19: @AdobeCare: It seems t.co/d1TDlfzGi… is wrong. The Live Chat person...

2013-11-19: RT @levie: “I’m looking for a currency that fluctuates by...

2013-11-19: RT @UberFacts: People who stay up later at night are...

2013-11-19: RT @iamdevloper: I like to send the Java devs at...

2013-11-18: RT @i_shot_first: 1) Go to t.co/YUpnnlRw2… 2) Enter a semi-colon...

2013-11-18: Good career advice. t.co/YtwYNgLLM…

2013-11-18: The Intellectual Property chapter of the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP). t.co/087XO68ok…...

2013-11-18: The U.S. gov’t paid a bunch of morons $600m over...

2013-11-18: @dancounsell @nikf: Then again, maybe it’s because LittleSnapper is adequate...

2013-11-18: @dancounsell @nikf: You’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do. Can’t...

2013-11-17: RT @UberFacts: The Ku Klux Klan claims to be disgusted...

2013-11-16: @VDOOZER: Is the new show on Hulu? Netflix? Any streaming...

2013-11-16: RT @awsforphp: Good news! PHP 5.5 is available on Amazon...

2013-11-14: Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead: 7/10. Aside from the...

2013-11-14: Post: “FISA, The NSA, PRISM and Edward Snowden.” t.co/GnY5BR5No…

2013-11-14: Amazon Kinesis is a fully managed service for real-time processing...

2013-11-14: Amazon RDS (Relational Database Service) has announced support for PostgreSQL....

2013-11-14: My little Jack Bauer. t.co/Cizu7Au3k…

2013-11-13: RT @marcoarment: My family has completely misinterpreted tagging people in...

2013-11-13: RT @iamdevloper: Ok designer, I’ll pay attention whilst you explain...

2013-11-13: @MrToddWilliams: Yeah, still works. When did you email me?

2013-11-12: RT @rjs: UX vs UI, simplified: UI is what happens...

2013-11-12: RT @iamdevloper: Knock knock Race condition Who’s there?

2013-11-12: ♫ “The Majestic Tale (Of a Madman In a Box)”...

2013-11-12: ♫ “Back Where We Started” by Tina Dico t.co/CyFuJb68x…

2013-11-11: RT @wohali: ENTERPRISE, FUCK YEAH™ : “JSONx is an IBM®...

2013-11-10: RT @sehsarah: Spurring controversy at #sideviewconf t.co/e7JkJBahP…

2013-11-08: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.4.9: t.co/1AzSE5cIL… This release...

2013-11-07: Would have loved to have gotten in on Twitter’s IPO...

2013-11-07: RT @mtdowling: OH: “Can you even write command line scripts...

2013-11-07: RT @iamdevloper: Not sure if really born on 1st January...

2013-11-07: Integrating full-text search into my website with Amazon CloudSearch. After...

2013-11-07: RT @nickf: A unicorn is a UXer that can do...

2013-11-07: RT @RobWensing: At its peak Blockbuster had 9,000 locations. Redbox...

2013-11-06: Post: “Password security is important. Start treating it like it...

2013-11-06: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: Just a reminder that this is an UNOFFICIAL...

2013-11-05: Checkout @stream_nation! Upload your video files and share them with...

2013-11-05: @daringfireball: To be fair, this is not new. The Big...

2013-11-05: RT @MaraWritesStuff: “Dad, have you heard @jonathancoulton’s Code Monkey? It’s...

2013-11-05: @HeyJessieMay: A cat? Well, there’s your problem!

2013-11-05: RT @alyankovic: Suge Knight just called Eminem the modern-day “Weird...

2013-11-05: “The Marshall Mathers LP 2” by Enimem is out today,...

2013-11-05: RT @iamdevloper: Recruiter: “I’ve reviewed your profile and surmised that...

2013-11-05: RT @iamdevloper: 10 lines of code = 10 issues. 500...

2013-11-04: RT @erondu: Engineers with an eye for design = bliss....

2013-11-04: @marcoarment: Mavericks + Gmail WFM

2013-11-04: I already do all of these things. You should do...

2013-11-04: RT @iamdevloper: This Christmas I shall by installing Ubuntu on...

2013-11-03: nginx.conf and php-fpm.conf linted OK. Not sure what the problem...

2013-11-03: Spent the last several hours attempting to setup NginX with...

2013-11-03: My 12-year-old daughter, after watching the first few episodes of...

2013-11-03: RT @kellysue: Asked stylist to cut HL’s hair like Luke...

2013-11-02: @HeyJessieMay: What is this I don’t even…

2013-11-01: Finally got around to deleting all of my old computer...

2013-11-01: @smashingmag: SVG for full-color or complex graphics; icon fonts for...

2013-11-01: RT @smashingmag: Are you using SVG or icon fonts for...

2013-11-01: RT @tapbot_paul: “Thanks for setting up your 12th iOS device,...

2013-11-01: RT @UberFacts: The average PC owner spends 50 hours a...

2013-10-31: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.4.8: t.co/lmHudZDNS… This release...

2013-10-31: RT @noahcostello: Amazon AWS via client-side JavaScript In The Browser...

2013-10-31: RT @TechCrunch: Amazon Launches AWS SDK For JavaScript In The...

2013-10-31: RT @mhausenblas: Oh cool, now you can access AWS via...

2013-10-31: RT @base2john: Woah - Developer Preview - AWS SDK for...

2013-10-31: RT @alexfriant: Nice! Support for AWS-backed JavaScript Applications in the...

2013-10-31: I’m going to hunt down the person who invented Google...

2013-10-31: Autumn t.co/MHZ3U9Iph…

2013-10-31: RT @jeffbarr: New #AWS Identity and Access Management Policy Simulator:...

2013-10-31: Lines t.co/LsLet2Ill…

2013-10-31: RT @AWSIdentity: More access control power: Browser JavaScript –> S3,...

2013-10-31: RT @lsegal: Really excited to announce a new version of...

2013-10-31: RT @iamdevloper: For Halloween, I’m dressing as a Ruby developer....

2013-10-31: RT @iamdevloper: If kids come knocking at my door tonight,...

2013-10-31: @joestump: We also understand how much work we have in...

2013-10-31: @joestump: We’re keenly aware of our current state. I personally...

2013-10-31: @joestump: Time has been spent getting the ship pointed in...

2013-10-31: @joestump: If you watch closely, I think you’ll notice steady...

2013-10-31: @joestump: Yep.

2013-10-31: @joestump: I would simply ask you to consider that you...

2013-10-31: @joestump: We spend lots of time reading & following up...

2013-10-31: @joestump: Yes we do. Some very smart, skilled people. People...

2013-10-30: RT @iamdevloper: opens Photoshop yeah I’m not like the other...

2013-10-29: Oh! It seems that I forgot to update one of...

2013-10-29: Finally getting around to kicking-off a 34-hour long video encoding...

2013-10-29: Riddick 6/10. Takes itself a bit more seriously than it...

2013-10-29: RT @awsforphp: Check out our most recent blog post by...

2013-10-29: RT @mtdowling: Make your mark on PHP and create your...

2013-10-29: RT @chrismessina: OH HAI Twitter advertising in the Timeline! #iseewhatyoudidthere...

2013-10-29: RT @UberFacts: Men tend to overestimate the interest of an...

2013-10-27: RT @UberFacts: People in Seattle are often considered cold and...

2013-10-25: RT @snookca: Men: 4 quick tips for better selfies. t.co/WyzsphVSO…...

2013-10-25: @kateesackhoff: It’s actually pretty awesome, and it’s the future.

2013-10-25: RT @hwinkler4real: It’s important to remember : after jumping the...

2013-10-25: RT @alfredapp: Alfred 2.1 is now generally available from our...

2013-10-25: RT @iamdevloper: Speed dating is awful. 7 minutes isn’t long...

2013-10-25: RT @iamdevloper: Wow this guy’s views are fantastic, I hope...

2013-10-23: RT @iamdevloper: Proven steps to writing bug free software: Stop...

2013-10-23: RT @monkbent: It’s fine to not care about quality. But...

2013-10-23: RT @monkbent: Macs aren’t expensive because they’re Macs. They’re expensive...

2013-10-23: RT @monkbent: There are some good PCs, but you get...

2013-10-23: RT @monkbent: Our definitions of “comparable” differ MT @alex: You...

2013-10-23: @CalvinF: DevTools are a little different from Chrome/FF, but getting...

2013-10-23: @CalvinF: There’s a page on the wiki about Mavericks timelines....

2013-10-23: @CalvinF: That’s certainly the best feature for me. Safari 7...

2013-10-22: @CalvinF: Absolutely. Better all the way around.

2013-10-22: RT @iamdevloper: If the answer to your question lies of...

2013-10-22: RT @mantia: 1536x2048 at 7 inches? Jesus Christ.

2013-10-22: RT @tapbot_paul: iPad Pro with intel processor, oh wait wrong...

2013-10-22: RT @rmccue: This Mac Pro assembly line video is basically...

2013-10-22: RT @sdw: New Macbooks only dropped price, not free. Apple...

2013-10-22: Bought a Mac within the last 5 years? Upgrade to...

2013-10-22: It’s surprisingly nice day in downtown Seattle. #fb → t.co/xff9a2Rbe…...

2013-10-22: Post: “Apple’s 2013 iPad Announcement.” t.co/qEGRnrU38…

2013-10-22: Movie 43: 5/10. t.co/N8ijwdFOe… Not a bad movie, but it...

2013-10-22: RT @shauninman: I always feel like a kid playing my...

2013-10-21: RT @bfd: “… if you need to programatically access security-enabled...

2013-10-21: RT @iamdevloper: HEY GIRL I MIGHT BE ASYNCHRONOUS BUT I’D...

2013-10-21: What’s up? t.co/j4zm03cKN…

2013-10-21: What’s up? @ Northshore YMCA t.co/Bn4aWHT9B…

2013-10-21: RT @iamdevloper: I bet Jeff Goldblum didn’t have to document...

2013-10-20: Building and installing HHVM (Facebook’s “Hip-Hop” PHP runtime) on Amazon...

2013-10-19: Watching the 1996 Doctor Who movie. Let’s see how good...

2013-10-18: RT @jeremeamia: Release: AWS SDK for PHP - Version 2.4.7....

2013-10-18: RT @schneems: Instead of ninjas, recruiters should be looking for...

2013-10-18: RT @UberFacts: Only 2% of the worlds population is blonde....

2013-10-18: RT @garychou: OH: “it makes me sad that our team...

2013-10-17: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.4.7: t.co/im9eygfHk… This release...

2013-10-17: RT @HackerNewsOnion: Programming is 1% inspiration, 99% trying to get...

2013-10-17: RT @tapbot_paul: The new iPhone 5s reboots from random OS...

2013-10-17: RT @jtimberman: The aws-sdk gem is badass.

2013-10-16: RT @rem: Starting the 8th episode of Game of Thrones....

2013-10-16: @CalvinF: OmniGraffle

2013-10-16: RT @cocoalabs: @dcurtis @skyzyx Normal lawyer: says no. Startup lawyer:...

2013-10-16: RT @dcurtis: Normal lawyer: “You can’t do that.” Startup lawyer:...

2013-10-16: RT @SoVeryBritish: The shock of someone telling you how they...

2013-10-16: @VDOOZER: Trophy Wife is my favorite new 30-minute comedy this...

2013-10-12: When software developers (e.g., programmers) get involved with government issues....

2013-10-11: I should stop dressing up as a moose: t.co/Irgof3o7v… t.co/RPRIT9zu8…...

2013-10-11: RT @iamdevloper: Recruiter: “Could you show me a project where...

2013-10-10: Yes, it’s seriously this bad. You’ve reduced us to publicly...

2013-10-09: RT @jeremeamia: Questions or feedback about AWS? Come to our...

2013-10-09: RT @UnicornSyrup: Anyone who says their wedding day was the...

2013-10-08: I want to take a nap so badly right now....

2013-10-08: Hanging out at the @awscloud booth with @jeremeamia and @mtdowling...

2013-10-08: I’ve been 99% offline for the past week. What have...

2013-09-29: @wiseg1rly: Hahahaha…

2013-09-29: After having spent a week using my fingerprint to unlock...

2013-09-29: RT @UberFacts: People who were born during the months of...

2013-09-28: RT @smhgfsays: “You get to lock this shit down. Do...

2013-09-28: RT @brianalvey: OH “I love fighting for the customer. I...

2013-09-26: “@UberFacts: Male iguanas will also show dominance over any male...

2013-09-26: RT @UberFacts: Male iguanas will also show dominance over any...

2013-09-26: @brianalvey @awscloud: Precisely. :)

2013-09-26: RT @rmccue: You know it’s time to bed when the...

2013-09-26: RT @KimDotcom: How to stop piracy: Create great content Make...

2013-09-25: @alixito: I don’t recall your requirements, but I have Sennheiser...

2013-09-25: RT @smhgfsays: “Damn! I look really cute today! :)”

2013-09-25: @alixito: It does, as long as your Mac is new...

2013-09-25: @alixito: AirDrop is a custom protocol developed by Apple and...

2013-09-24: @rapier57: Not yet. I was waiting to hear whether or...

2013-09-24: 5s t.co/UrV3YzYcg…

2013-09-24: @rmccue: Why not just write up a small proxy server...

2013-09-24: @rmccue: I use Charles Proxy.

2013-09-23: RT @tim_cook: Thanks to all our amazing customers for the...

2013-09-23: RT @monkbent: Unless analysts learn to appreciate the unmeasurable value...

2013-09-22: Downloaded all of Imogen Heap’s singles since her last album....

2013-09-22: @TodoMoviesApp: Got a new phone and now the app won’t...

2013-09-22: RT @Clarko: I’m contractually obligated to show you this series...

2013-09-22: Olympus Has Fallen: 4/10 t.co/Pb1f9Gfcm… A violent film with no...

2013-09-21: @Support: Forgot to, and forgot to write down my backup...

2013-09-21: I like the signs being held in this picture. The...

2013-09-21: RT @andypeters10: Just asked Siri “surely it’s not going to...

2013-09-21: @jeremeamia: Where are you moving to?

2013-09-21: So I’m back on @ATT again. Call audio quality is...

2013-09-21: Since @Verizon was unwilling to work with me to get...

2013-09-21: RT @UberFacts: The U.S. is the only developed country that...

2013-09-21: RT @alexknowshtml: More isn’t better. Better is better.

2013-09-20: Post: “My experience with iOS 7.” t.co/a5CXWUDDt…

2013-09-20: iOS 7 adoption rate. Wow! t.co/RWo8RfzG2… /ht @mkfnch

2013-09-20: This must be embarrassing for Google. t.co/li2RTZbFl… /cc @theloop

2013-09-20: @kateesackhoff: Everybody is buying new iPhones.

2013-09-20: RT @marcoarment: This primitive 32-bit processor is making my email...

2013-09-20: RT @tapbot_paul: I just really hope the next gold iPhone...

2013-09-19: RT @wilsonpage: “Design like you’re right. Test like you’re wrong”...

2013-09-19: RT @UberFacts: The eldest children in families tend to develop...

2013-09-19: RT @snookca: “I’m like a bankster” says the 6y old...

2013-09-19: Cool iOS 7 tip: t.co/sKWLlm7Tt… /cc @chartier #fb → t.co/8j9Y6CfoA…...

2013-09-18: @LScottSpencer: It’s not up to one branch to make another...

2013-09-18: @LScottSpencer: To be clear, I’m not a fan of Obama....

2013-09-18: Colorful. t.co/EgTyO4PXY… #homescreen

2013-09-18: @markknoller @LScottSpencer: Yes, we had to raise the ceiling to...

2013-09-18: @markknoller @LScottSpencer: This is pretty out of context. Congress makes...

2013-09-18: RT @jakemarsh: Apple released Chrome and Firefox extensions for iCloud...

2013-09-18: RT @Reverend_Scott: “She would be sooo hot if she just...

2013-09-18: This is what happens when stupid people do dumb things...

2013-09-17: RT @christyxcore: When I look at iOS 6 now: ugh...

2013-09-17: RT @jeffrock: I’d rather see your iOS 7 redesign in...

2013-09-17: @tylerhall: Of course, that was before the RIAA started getting...

2013-09-17: @tylerhall: If they haven’t paid, then copyright is still yours....

2013-09-17: @tylerhall: Unless you granted copyright or a license before payment,...

2013-09-17: RT @smhgfsays: Her: “I look FAT!” Me: “Well that explains...

2013-09-17: @mkfnch: Hahaha. Thanks, man!

2013-09-17: RT @PHPsea: Today at #webandphpcon, @jeremeamia from the SeaPHP UG...

2013-09-17: Happy iOS 7 day, everybody! #fb → t.co/lvev9qa4B…

2013-09-16: RT @chockenberry: Banning firearms isn’t a solution. Highly trained security...

2013-09-16: RT @rsa: Goddamn this season of “Malcolm in the Middle”...

2013-09-16: RT @turacma: I think everyone else should just pack it...

2013-09-15: RT @smhgfsays: “Hahaha. We’re the ‘You hang up first’ couple....

2013-09-15: RT @kartooner: The Last Starfighter also gave me hope that...

2013-09-15: RT @rmccue: Whoever decided phar.readonly was a good idea is...

2013-09-14: @Adam___Klein @jeremeamia @mtdowling: Restler looks like an API server, while...

2013-09-14: @Adam___Klein @jeremeamia: Good API, batch requests, well-tested, built-in HTTP framework,...

2013-09-14: @stevenridings: There are plenty of stupid conservatives out there too....

2013-09-14: @stevenridings: I’m simply arguing that out of those 4 traits,...

2013-09-14: @stevenridings: To be fair, they’re idiots who don’t know how...

2013-09-13: @mkfnch: Oh, don’t tell me you’re struggling with that in...

2013-09-13: @alixito: That said, the bullied chick should have given a...

2013-09-13: @alixito: Impossible. You can’t change anybody but yourself. The quest...

2013-09-13: RT @smhgfsays: “I less-than-three you ;)”

2013-09-13: @stevenridings: Don’t arbitrarily blame liberals. Blame stupid people instead.

2013-09-12: RT @chrisvoigt: @gamamb @skyzyx Oh god stop. It’s sooo bad...

2013-09-12: RT @itsmedon: When you find that person you can’t wait...

2013-09-12: RT @netflix: Oh by the way, the final season of...

2013-09-12: RT @DavidKaneda: “Please accept my e-note requesting code editing rights...

2013-09-12: RT @gamamb: FOX explains Github lingo t.co/90x7WpOYv…

2013-09-12: RT @joedevon: OH MY GOD. Cancer Commons. Didn’t even watch...

2013-09-12: RT @garnaat: The UI for Windows Server 2012 is so...

2013-09-12: RT @chrismessina: Maybe it’s finally time for me to reveal...

2013-09-12: RT @gsnedders: Now in the list of things to write:...

2013-09-12: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.4.6: t.co/E3j5nckd9… This release...

2013-09-12: RT @garnaat: “That number doesn’t LOOK very random to me.”...

2013-09-12: RT @rands: Part of learning means being ok with occasional...

2013-09-11: Reeder 2 is out for iPhone and iPad! iOS 7-ready!...

2013-09-11: RT @jeremeamia: What a day! Got talk proposals rejected and...

2013-09-10: RT @smhgfsays: “You should be president of my fan club.”...

2013-09-10: RT @smhgfsays: “Want to know how I screw in a...

2013-09-10: Updating all of my iOS devices to the final build...

2013-09-10: @wilw: Someone wasn’t paying attention to the keynote and product...

2013-09-10: @MuskieMcKay: Yep. I’ve found that it’s a good way to...

2013-09-10: RT @dcurtis: “Based on customer feedback, Verizon Wireless has disabled...

2013-09-10: @SenTedCruz: Then it’s a good thing that the Affordable Healthcare...

2013-09-10: RT @UberFacts: The Ku Klux Klan claims to be disgusted...

2013-09-10: Wow… Apple’s not messing around. The iPhone 5S is a...

2013-09-10: Post: “Apple’s Fall 2013 Product Announcement.” t.co/ZcSxXW4BW…

2013-09-10: Do you remember Think Secret? Remember what they reported on...

2013-09-10: Nope: An Apple HDTV, an Apple iWatch, a pull-string-to-talk Steve...

2013-09-10: Maybe: New iPads, lower unsubsidized-cost iPhone, new iMac, new Thunderbolt...

2013-09-10: Yes: iPhone 5S, iOS 7, OS X Mavericks, iTunes Radio),...

2013-09-10: RT @_: iOS request: notifications should have a button for...

2013-09-09: RT @SteveWilson: “Would you like to supersize that?” “No thanks.”...

2013-09-05: RT @160south: Her: “Want some water?” Me: “I hate plain-water....

2013-09-05: Still one of my favorite news reports. t.co/iYIV70Dcu…

2013-09-04: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.4.5: t.co/LsCZCRNu3… This release...

2013-09-03: RT @tylerhall: This WiiU update is estimating 80 minutes to...

2013-09-03: I’m way more excited about this than any rational person...

2013-09-03: RT @daniellindsley: The AWS-CLI is 1.0.0! It provides CLI access...

2013-09-03: RT @garnaat: AWS Command Line Interface (AWS CLI) release 1.0.0...

2013-09-03: RT @smhgfsays: “Well I’m used to juggling men, so that’s...

2013-09-03: @developer: I don’t see a link to The Onion in...

2013-09-03: RT @tapbot_paul: I wonder if Microsoft’s second choice for CEO...

2013-09-03: RT @jcenters: All this talk about what Nintendo should do....

2013-09-02: Post: “Stephen Elop to become the next Microsoft CEO? I’d...

2013-09-01: RT @NathanFillion: Walking thru a spider web is not the...

2013-08-31: RT @smhgfsays: “It’s not ‘Victoria’s Secrets’, it’s Victoria’s Secret —...

2013-08-31: RT @VeryShortStory: “I miss you when you’re not here,” I...

2013-08-31: @evernote: Is it just me, or is your website horribly...

2013-08-30: @UberFacts: That explains so much.

2013-08-30: RT @angryseattle: It’s very amusing to watch downtown businesses try...

2013-08-30: RT @tiffanyarment: “Who? Oh, is that One Dimension or whatever?”...

2013-08-30: I’m going to be at ZendCon in Santa Clara, CA...

2013-08-29: RT @alixito: Dear Seattle, you really should learn how to...

2013-08-29: RT @shauninman: Anyone who thinks Nintendo’s hardware is going to...

2013-08-29: @joedevon: Really? It seems like that’s all that BrightKite, Foursquare...

2013-08-29: @joedevon: Don’t tell the social location services! :o

2013-08-29: RT @160south: Your company security badge manages to fall right...

2013-08-29: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.4.4: t.co/hEE9fdSpU… This release...

2013-08-29: Adding Mink, Selenium and WebDriver to my résumé. Tried working...

2013-08-28: Is anybody aware of a service/tool that syncs fitness data...

2013-08-28: RT @UberFacts: Orgasms can lower a woman’s risk of heart...

2013-08-28: RT @cheeaun: “Asking backend developers to do frontend engineering is...

2013-08-28: RT @brianalvey: “Startups no longer have any capital expenditure budget,...

2013-08-27: RT @jeremeamia: Random #food thought [3]: If your dinner does...

2013-08-27: RT @jeremeamia: Random #food thought [1]: Take notes from Mexican...

2013-08-27: RT @UberFacts: Cigarette smokers suffer more stress than both non-smokers...

2013-08-27: RT @UberFacts: 28% of IT Professionals hide their career from...

2013-08-27: Been on vacation for a week and am just catching...

2013-08-25: RT @smhgfsays: “Seriously? You seriously have no idea that this...

2013-08-20: :) t.co/yJUp15OCY…

2013-08-19: Stormy sunset. #nofilter @ Bramwell Estate t.co/G8J5JSpo7…

2013-08-19: @gsnedders: I agree 100%. The system is fucked.

2013-08-19: @gsnedders: It’s horribly broken system. Wait staff get angry when...

2013-08-19: @gsnedders: Some restaurants expect tips, so they only pay wait...

2013-08-19: RT @shauninman: How pretty much every function definition begins: public...

2013-08-19: RT @LScottSpencer: You can’t pretend to fight for tolerance while...

2013-08-19: RT @LScottSpencer: .@gruber I so look forward to your next...

2013-08-16: The Patriot Act: F***ing-over American citizens since 2001. t.co/Rek8Ek6Bn… #RepealThePatriotAct...

2013-08-15: RT @160south: Mom: “So, wait, what exactly do you do...

2013-08-15: @tweetAprilRose: Hahahaha. WOW, that’s douchey!

2013-08-15: RT @alexknowshtml: “It is amazing what you can accomplish if...

2013-08-15: Trying hard not to have vacation-brain before I actually leave...

2013-08-14: RT @mrabey: @ZacharyLevi I think tertiary is something you can...

2013-08-14: RT @UberFacts: 2 in 5 women suffer from Anuptaphobia, the...

2013-08-14: RT @ilovepie84: When I see a girl walking alone to...

2013-08-14: Hahahahahahaha… gasp… Hahahahahahaha… “RT @cheeaun ಠ_ಠ t.co/YXKOgHgvD…”

2013-08-14: RT @cheeaun: ಠ_ಠ t.co/f6ZaeqTK5…

2013-08-13: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.4.3: t.co/DQApuFXYw… This release...

2013-08-12: RT @160south: Me: “We could solve this problem with a...

2013-08-12: RT @kartooner: Feel the rhythm, feel the ride, get on...

2013-08-12: RT @JS_advice: You can annotate a line of JS to...

2013-08-11: Dear @Instapaper, the new beta version is simply excellent. Keep...

2013-08-10: Luther is such a good show. I can’t understand why...

2013-08-10: RT @UberFacts: Approximately 80% of a child’s intelligence is acquired...

2013-08-10: RT @8factapp: Alcohol directly causes over 2.5 million deaths a...

2013-08-10: Post: “Uploading web files to a new Amazon EC2 instance.”...

2013-08-10: Post: “Breaking my bad password habits with @1Password, @Authy, @OAuth...

2013-08-10: RT @prolifebuttons: t.co/G5kNADPVI… - #maddow loves this. I have no...

2013-08-10: RT @mantia: “Use Money instead of Points on Xbox” reads...

2013-08-08: RT @fbz: pw;dr – paywall, didn’t read.

2013-08-08: RT @gsnedders: t.co/7T1KyW2OM… — Proof of concept of RPython compiled...

2013-08-07: RT @rmccue: Why does Twitter insist on adding more email...

2013-08-07: RT @UberFacts: Until 1987, broadcasters in the United States were...

2013-08-07: RT @UberFacts: Spanish: Mi papá tiene 47 años = my...

2013-08-07: @mtdowling: RunKit. Hey, you said any, not good.

2013-08-07: RT @jeremeamia: Blogged: Iterating through Amazon #DynamoDB Results with the...

2013-08-06: For as much as I used to adore @twitter, they...

2013-08-06: .@twitter: You mean I can’t use @Authy for my 2-factor...

2013-08-05: RT @UberFacts: The breasts of women who smoke tend to...

2013-08-04: New game: Is it cool if I send you push...

2013-08-04: My best friend just inexplicabatorily sent me a text message...

2013-08-04: See also: Inexplicabatorily. “She inexplicabatorily thought Stalin was a swell...

2013-08-04: New word: “Inexplicabatory”. Describes a person who thoroughly enjoys doing...

2013-08-04: RT @UberFacts: The USA is the only country in the...

2013-08-04: RT @UberFacts: Men and women who listen to similar music...

2013-08-04: An iPhone 6 + iOS 8 concept piece. So sexy....

2013-08-04: RT @KevinFarzad: Ladies call me Adobe Updater because every time...

2013-08-01: RT @DFstyleguide: Analyst: n A trained expert who conducts analysis....

2013-08-01: @UberFacts: I remember this!

2013-08-01: RT @rem: Dear developers, you’re great at what you do,...

2013-08-01: “@Skyzyx work?” Hahahaha. :)

2013-07-31: RT @rands: To every single person who thinks it’s easy....

2013-07-30: RT @MikeDrucker: 1) “Obama’s spying on you.” 2) “Eh. Cost...

2013-07-30: Wait — how do you define “winning” again? By outdated...

2013-07-30: RT @chockenberry: If I was in charge of iOS 7...

2013-07-30: RT @reederapp: Reeder 2 for Mac still needs work, but...

2013-07-30: RT @reederapp: Reeder 2 for iPad will go into beta...

2013-07-30: RT @dcurtis: After using it full-time for weeks, my opinion...

2013-07-28: A Good Day to Die Hard: 3/10 t.co/Yn1IDsTj2… Entirely forgettable....

2013-07-27: RT @UberFacts: Studies show that men who help their wives...

2013-07-27: .@YouTube: t.co/yGq0mIEob… #geekweek

2013-07-27: @YouTube: Wow. That code was about as exciting as “Be...

2013-07-26: @garnaat: When have you ever been able to get the...

2013-07-25: RT @FreedomofPress: The Army owes the public an explanation—NO reason...

2013-07-25: I’m now on feed backend service #3. Newsblur was okay,...

2013-07-25: RT @UberFacts: Studies have found that violent video games do...

2013-07-25: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.4.2: t.co/LISLsKrNh… This release...

2013-07-25: RT @UberFacts: Women who have unprotected sex tend to be...

2013-07-25: @grok_: Sounds like the plot for Serenity.

2013-07-25: RT @SteveSyfuhs: Dear websites with infinite scrolling and specific links...

2013-07-24: I have these guys sitting near me on the bus....

2013-07-24: RT @Stepto: @wilw It’s now practically an adage. “With technology,...

2013-07-24: Running t.co/OiaauWH5V… #fb → t.co/u9kz5VvWT…

2013-07-18: RT @jeffbarr: #AWS Elastic Beanstalk Console Update + Single Instance...

2013-07-17: RT @joedevon: @Skyzyx pshawww that’s easy. Tomorrow!

2013-07-17: Discovering that the hardest part of working out is finding...

2013-07-17: RT @UberFacts: The Vatican is now offering “indulgences” and shorter...

2013-07-17: @alixito: People do dumb stuff sometimes. If it were me,...

2013-07-16: Really digging “Eden”, which is track… whatever. It’s digital music....

2013-07-16: Downloaded the new @SaraBareilles album today from iTunes. If you’re...

2013-07-16: Even though it’s been a few years, I think @Vada’s...

2013-07-16: And whenever possible, I try to find FLAC or Apple...

2013-07-16: For many years, I stuck with 192kbps MP3s for my...

2013-07-16: Traded-up from some Bose around-ear headphones to some new Sennheiser...

2013-07-16: @YahooCare: Now it’s available, and I’d like to merge it...

2013-07-16: @YahooCare: Not Y! Mail… Y! account. I lost my username...

2013-07-16: RT @rmccue: WordPress needs to be a trendsetter and an...

2013-07-16: RT @phpquickfix: Uploading Archives to Amazon Glacier from PHP -...

2013-07-16: RT @jmspool: Sad: Our research into UX hiring shows that...

2013-07-16: RT @UberFacts: The U.S. has less than 5% of the...

2013-07-16: RT @souders: Amazing how much we DON’T know about image...

2013-07-16: @marissamayer: Any way to merge the username I grabbed on...

2013-07-16: RT @rjs: This is why distinguishing affordances from UI elements...

2013-07-15: RT @FakeAlexRussell: “undefined is not a function” is my generation’s...

2013-07-15: RT @UberFacts: Research shows homework has no academic value and...

2013-07-14: RT @skoop: Dear #PHP user, Now is the time to...

2013-07-14: RT @ryanflorence: How to make terrible software: Make promises for...

2013-07-14: RT @isaiah: Stack Overflow: “App is done! Just need to...

2013-07-12: @jeremeamia: I’m also riding a bus stuck in traffic, and...

2013-07-12: RT @luketadams: It seems strange that Texas would ban tampons...

2013-07-12: RT @UberFacts: In the U.S, it’s estimated that only 60%...

2013-07-12: @VerizonWireless: Why is my LTE phone getting 0.25 Mbits/sec downstream...

2013-07-10: Either they’re not even trying, they’re being malicious, or their...

2013-07-10: There are not words to describe just how bad Nintendo...

2013-07-09: I have an Internet connection where I regularly get 50-60...

2013-07-09: RT @alixito: Late to the game probably, but I am...

2013-07-09: RT @MrAlanCooper: UX designer feeling all alone at work? Check...

2013-07-09: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.4.1: t.co/UbMK83ARX… This release...

2013-07-09: RT @AWSIdentity: #AWS now supports even finer grained access controls...

2013-07-08: RT @UberFacts: People who stay up later tend to have...

2013-07-07: Finished Adventure Time and Archer. Starting a new show. ▶...

2013-07-07: Deadfall: 5/10 t.co/jzE5WabZJ… I’m a fan of Olivia Wilde, but...

2013-07-07: The Numbers Station: 6/10 t.co/sipK552Ur… Decent John Cusack thriller. Mystery....

2013-07-06: Saw the Ouya in the window at my local GameStop...

2013-07-06: World War Z: 7/10 t.co/SHS5il2Rg… Abrupt start, abrupt end. Things...

2013-07-06: Crispy Chicken! @ Blue C Sushi t.co/Hd0xCZeHP…

2013-07-05: My soundtrack: ♫ “The World I Know” by Collective Soul...

2013-07-05: It’s friday night and I’m going out. I’ve got my...

2013-07-05: The AWS Console Design team is looking for a Senior...

2013-07-05: RT @UberFacts: “The Last Airbender” movie received 5 Razzie awards...

2013-07-05: RT @nickrp: I feel bad for the W3C. For years...

2013-07-04: Dusk over the water. @ BeachHouse Bar & Grill t.co/fbfS5cEHv…...

2013-07-04: RT @_: Can’t believe the idiots who think America is...

2013-07-04: Have a Mac? Use Alfred and rent movies from Redbox?...

2013-07-04: @lsegal: I don’t blame you for a second.

2013-07-03: Android is winning. t.co/ULhIYVmaV… #fb → t.co/aLAwkWS5l…

2013-07-03: RT @jeremeamia: @marcoarment I can help you track that down...

2013-07-03: @stevenridings: #4 Parents who don’t crush their kids with religion,...

2013-07-03: @marcoarment: Our PHP SDK dev team works really, really hard...

2013-07-03: @rem: PHP associative arrays => json_encode().

2013-07-03: Monsters University: 9/10 t.co/FiAzJm60L… Amazing film. Classic Pixar. Makes up...

2013-07-03: RT @marcoarment: Deleting from Glacier really sucks, especially since Arq...

2013-07-03: RT @marcoarment: Deleting this AWS account might be easier than...

2013-07-03: RT @marcoarment: (Naturally, the AWS Management Console can’t do anything...

2013-07-03: RT @jeremeamia: Help get my “Getting Good with the AWS...

2013-07-02: RT @MrAlanCooper: Your users ONLY measure the quality of experiencing...

2013-07-02: Just found this on YouTube. “Firefly… ROCKS!” t.co/Jbvi58akW… → t.co/K8rWFcw6W…...

2013-07-01: RT @rjs: UI is a lot harder to teach than...

2013-07-01: RT @jeremeamia: $S3->deleteMatchingObjects(‘bucket-name’, ‘key-prefix’, ‘/^(your regex)+$/’) – New in v2.4...

2013-07-01: RT @jeremeamia: AwsFacade now tagged in version 1.0.4 of the...

2013-06-30: RT @mantia: Girls are silly. I like silly.

2013-06-30: @Jenna_Marbles: Showing your cleavage is plebeian. You’re better and more...

2013-06-30: @Jenna_Marbles: I dig you, J. You come across as intelligent,...

2013-06-29: “Wonderfully designed > beautifully designed. Any day.” Daniel Burka. t.co/dJoQcb3PA…...

2013-06-29: “(Re)building a simplified Firefox logo.” t.co/XQlhqr5NZ… #fb → t.co/8E7uPp5a9…

2013-06-29: The Obama Administration and the Criminal NSA. t.co/KvbzacKOp… #fb →...

2013-06-29: @Addijay: Well then happy birthday. :) I hope it’s a...

2013-06-27: RT @jeremeamia: Tuna steaks topped with tomatoes, basil, garlic, and...

2013-06-27: RT @shauninman: It might be a sick day if you’re...

2013-06-27: RT @UberFacts: It takes a person about 15-17 months to...

2013-06-27: RT @mtdowling: Added @travisci support to the AWS SDK for...

2013-06-27: Top five regrets of the dying. t.co/hsI5pMfMl… #fb → t.co/5a9ZyEh3K…...

2013-06-27: Cloudy Seattle Sunset #nofilter @ Amazon - Blackfoot (SEA33) t.co/4eoWnTZAP…...

2013-06-27: RT @tylerhall: I wish Yahoo would open source yinst.

2013-06-27: This. t.co/dM6dWdoJ3… #clueless #recruiters

2013-06-27: RT @alixito: Tired of people who says sorry for all...

2013-06-27: @rem: Or Seattle.

2013-06-26: RT @dcurtis: Whoever designed Twitter’s multi-factor authentication system should be...

2013-06-26: RT @drewtoothpaste: All politicians, not just Republicans, are scum. Bill...

2013-06-26: RT @NorthCreekLife: A passive, uninvolved, disconnected Father can be just...

2013-06-26: RT @colinmochrie: A day without laughter is probably a corporate...

2013-06-26: Filed my very first bug to Apple this morning. radar://14275813....

2013-06-25: I’ve decided to install OS X Mavericks on my main...

2013-06-25: RT @160south: In the lab doing some remote user testing.....

2013-06-25: RT @zeldman: “Design is no longer about the visual. Design...

2013-06-25: RT @drbarnard: I’m far more excited about iOS 8 than...

2013-06-25: RT @jeremeamia: 500+ GitHub stars and 50K+ Composer installations for...

2013-06-25: RT @160south: That awesome moment when you receive an email...

2013-06-22: @Pinboard: Charles Proxy

2013-06-22: RT @CalvinF: “Until President Obama came into office, no one...

2013-06-22: @kartooner: Yup. During the Gilroy Garlic Festival. :)

2013-06-21: RT @donttrythis: Please RT! Another great article to read to...

2013-06-20: @160south: More fodder for the fire. t.co/gZmfv1NME…

2013-06-20: @turacma @mtdowling: Oh, I would. I could practice my hook...

2013-06-20: RT @turacma: @Skyzyx @mtdowling was recently saying he wants to...

2013-06-20: @CaseyRecruitsDC: I’m not aware of any particular lexicon. This is...

2013-06-20: I always lulz when recruiters ask for “DHTML”. /cc @CaseyRecruitsDC...

2013-06-20: RT @PHPsea: Today we say goodbye to one of our...

2013-06-19: I’m cutting it awfully close this month. #fb t.co/TLUObBgff… →...

2013-06-18: RT @ded: My spoon …. is too big.

2013-06-18: I would gladly pay money to enable GLaDOS’ voice and...

2013-06-18: RT @dresdencodak: Hey parents, you know what really screws up...

2013-06-18: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.4.0: t.co/qH4hLkNW9… This release...

2013-06-18: RT @jeremeamia: Big 2.4 release for the #AWS SDK for...

2013-06-18: RT @CuestionMarque: America spends $40,000 annually to incarcerate an inmate,...

2013-06-18: RT @Pinboard: Starting immediately, NSA contractors must pinky-swear not to...

2013-06-18: RT @Pinboard: NSA accelerating plans to update its national security...

2013-06-16: Pardon Edward Snowden. t.co/8cSgdyzkn…

2013-06-15: RT @brianalvey: Man of Steel took many liberties, but the...

2013-06-12: Join me in calling on the NSA and the US...

2013-06-11: RT @applespotlight: iOS 7. Unpolished By Design. t.co/itTHrdGKC…

2013-06-11: RT @dcurtis: Welcome to iPhone OK t.co/QAyKYhUB5…

2013-06-08: @KateUpton: I thought you were going to post a picture...

2013-06-08: RT @ruby_news: Ruby vindicated: eye-tracking study finds that snake_case is...

2013-06-08: RT @zefrank: i think every Verizon customer should call their...

2013-06-08: RT @shauninman: While processing a difficult gesture/physics problem my brain...

2013-06-08: He didn’t like iOS because “it’s always the same.” Me:...

2013-06-08: Was poking around at the bajillion-inch Samsung Galaxy Note II...

2013-06-08: .@NathanFillion @alydenisof @feliciaday: Mr. Fillion, you are a very, very...

2013-06-08: RT @Authy: Want to add Two-Factor to your Facebook account...

2013-06-08: I started the morning with ~2500 unread tweets in Tweetbot...

2013-06-08: I remember when I used to get a Growl notification...

2013-06-08: Switched from Google-Reader-as-a-backend to Newsblur-as-a-backend. Really missing the polish of...

2013-06-07: WORSE: Government snooping in real time on your Internet usage....

2013-06-05: Toad the Wet Sprocket is working on a new album!...

2013-06-03: @jeremeamia: Yup. Awesome!

2013-06-03: @MarcHutto: Anything else is little more than stupid, short-term, self-interest....

2013-06-03: @MarcHutto: The industry has made a terrible name for itself....

2013-06-03: @MarcHutto: Understand the role. The best tech recruiters can at...

2013-06-03: @MarcHutto: It’s about taking the long-view. Cultivating relationships. Building a...

2013-06-03: @jeremeamia: Doesn’t appear to be live. I get redirected to...

2013-06-03: RT @jeremeamia: Our new #AWS SDK for #PHP blog is...

2013-06-02: Migrated all of my feeds from Google Reader to Newsblur...

2013-05-31: Friday night at the Parman house. Woooo! t.co/URPxdOqFh… #nerdery

2013-05-31: 6pm: Drank a Red Bull. 8pm: Ready to take on...

2013-05-31: RT @snookca: One of these days I’ll figure out when...

2013-05-31: RT @GQMagazine: Two Generations of Comedy. @AlYankovic meets @TheLonelyIsland: t.co/MwTJSLqIV…...

2013-05-31: RT @snookca: Hey girl. t.co/McKJVvxcV… /by @bitchwhocodes

2013-05-30: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.3.4: t.co/8k8kPCljc… This release...

2013-05-30: RT @sdw: I find great design to be inherently intuitive,...

2013-05-29: Just finished a multi-month project to sync all 165 GB...

2013-05-29: @wmerydith: I thought you were at ESPN.

2013-05-29: @wmerydith: Really?

2013-05-29: RT @sarahchalke: My son just asked me why shampoo has...

2013-05-29: RT @iMZDL: Retweet if you cant wait for OS X...

2013-05-29: The new Daft Punk album is out. New albums from...

2013-05-29: School teacher does the right thing; Gets reprimanded by idiots....

2013-05-28: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.3.3: t.co/CgV1ExnIh… This release...

2013-05-28: Really looking forward to the new Man of Steel movie....

2013-05-28: Stupid is as stupid does. “Comparing Google Glass and Apple’s...

2013-05-28: As a supporter of WikiLeaks, I find this troubling. t.co/09yahggfg…...

2013-05-28: An interactive guide to the running gags in Arrested Development....

2013-05-28: Fast & Furious 6: 8/10 t.co/YnH5Mz35x… Set aside gravity, inertia...

2013-05-27: According to this commercial, dancing and beat boxing are an...

2013-05-27: Killing Them Softly: 6/10 t.co/Sx9UzS3RO… An artful film with lots...

2013-05-25: @mantia: Hulu makes an OS X app. For Netflix, I...

2013-05-25: John Dies at the End: 7/10 t.co/Qu3Yh0WG8… This movie is...

2013-05-25: Just finished Bioshock Infinite. MIND. BLOWN. Excellent gameplay, story and...

2013-05-24: @undeux @Delta @DeltaAssist: Oh. That’s because you flew on Delta....

2013-05-24: RT @charlietuna: TJIF!

2013-05-24: My open source report card: t.co/VpwoNTPLM…

2013-05-24: RT @rands: If you ever want to know how much...

2013-05-24: I’m hoping to round-out a wildly productive week at work...

2013-05-24: Today feels like a Slick Shoes kind of day. t.co/cC0U0dkAV…...

2013-05-22: Twitter finally adds support for 2-factor auth for better acct...

2013-05-22: @cheeaun: As long as they use OAuth tokens, yeah.

2013-05-22: RT @corrinrenee: Dear all websites ever. My day phone is...

2013-05-22: I will never pronounce GIF as “JIF”. It will never...

2013-05-22: The creator of the GIF image format is probably great...

2013-05-22: @CalvinF: It’s different from their all-techno past, but I enjoy...

2013-05-22: @alixito: I always use one word — mostly because “username”...

2013-05-21: At least the #Xbox One has the controller buttons in...

2013-05-21: #Xbox One unveiled. Looks kinda blocky. :( #fb → t.co/KfxIvyilb…...

2013-05-15: “They grabbed defeat from the jaws of victory!” There’s far...

2013-05-15: RT @jeremeamia: If you are using the #AWS SDK for...

2013-05-15: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.3.2: t.co/BHRKQT82N… This release...

2013-05-14: Generally speaking, Apple does an exceptional job at things. But...

2013-05-13: A selectively sunny sunset in Seattle (non-HDR) @ Amazon -...

2013-05-13: A selectively sunny sunset in Seattle. @ Amazon - Blackfoot...

2013-05-13: Facebook pushed a 6.1 update for iOS earlier, followed by...

2013-05-13: Ladies… @ Nordstrom t.co/jUrhmJVPG…

2013-05-12: @mikeoste: It’s loading for me. What do you mean by...

2013-05-11: RT @trevorrowe: @Skyzyx Wreck it Ralph and Stardust were both...

2013-05-11: RT @tylerhall: @Skyzyx Robot and Frank.

2013-05-11: RT @boutell: WARNING: I am combining alcohol and CSS3 transitions...

2013-05-11: Movies I haven’t watched since I got them. Where should...

2013-05-11: Setting up the kids’ new Mac mini with Parental Controls...

2013-05-11: @feliciaday: Probably Kanye.

2013-05-11: Saturday without the kids = sleeping until 2pm. Good morning,...

2013-05-11: @rapier57: The well-timed humor made all the difference. It was...

2013-05-10: Iron Man 3: 8/10 t.co/Ne8c7SzSq… Great writing, lots of action...

2013-05-10: This is so me. t.co/VOl5hyErE…

2013-05-10: RT @waxpancake: Best way to shut down North Korea’s nuclear...

2013-05-10: @alixito: PBR. YOLO. Whatever. Gluten-free.

2013-05-10: RT @rem: Nothing quite like leaving work a little early...

2013-05-09: @VesumeChris: Go for it. :)

2013-05-09: @wmerydith: Let me know if you want more CSS. :)...

2013-05-09: @wmerydith: font-family: “Lucida Grande”, “Helvetica Neue”, “Droid Sans”, Arial, sans-serif;...

2013-05-08: Amanda Palmer: The art of asking. t.co/CxDcMegga… /cc @vada

2013-05-08: Watching the X-Files for the very first time in my...

2013-05-08: @turacma @jeremeamia: Answer: Not Vim.

2013-05-08: @brianalvey @kartooner: You guys know each other? Small world!

2013-05-07: @alixito: Seriously? Are they pulling a Mick Jagger too?

2013-05-07: @alixito: Um, I think you may have already missed that...

2013-05-07: @BernhardPosselt: Hey. @rmccue is the current maintainer of @SimplePie. He...

2013-05-06: @garnaat @koding: Koding appears to be a mobile fail. Tapped...

2013-05-06: The AWS SDK for Node.js has just hit 1.0! Sweet...

2013-05-05: Just ordered my kids — 11 and 8 — their...

2013-05-05: RT @jmspool: People get wrapped around the axel over role...

2013-05-04: The Microsoft Ecosystem t.co/haUMCZjsl… #fb → t.co/K7eBjKCCn…

2013-05-03: @mantia: I don’t want to live on this planet anymore....

2013-05-03: Been feeling creatively empty for the past year or so....

2013-05-03: RT @160south: That moment when you realize it’s Thursday. Not...

2013-05-02: I picked up a 27” Apple Thunderbolt Display this evening....

2013-04-30: Found a great #freefont called #distractor by @itsmesimon t.co/5pfmlIluY…

2013-04-30: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.3.1: t.co/Gjo04RWx8… This release...

2013-04-29: Dear everybody who doesn’t pay attention: There’s no such thing...

2013-04-29: Leaving California to go back to Seattle today, but I’m...

2013-04-25: @cwebber: The Ruby guys sit right next to me. If...

2013-04-25: @cwebber: SDK for which language? And s3cmd is third-party while...

2013-04-24: @garywhitta @kartooner: ‘Merica!!!

2013-04-24: RT @sarahchalke: go to t.co/ngEI1l2DV… And help @zachbraff make an...

2013-04-24: RT @sdw: Zach Braff is using Kickstarter to fund his...

2013-04-24: RT @SaraBareilles: Wow. I’m a believer. @zachbraff t.co/gqu97VDjN…

2013-04-24: RT @missrachilli: Oh my, I absolutely love @zachbraff for this....

2013-04-24: RT @tapbot_paul: Zach Braff does a kickstarter for a movie...

2013-04-24: RT @mike_gentile: Only online banner ad my grandfather would click....

2013-04-24: RT @rands: This is the way to finance a film:...

2013-04-24: Zach Braff, of “Scrubs” fame, working on a follow-up to...

2013-04-23: RT @rands: When you say “It’s was an iterative process,”...

2013-04-23: RT @x10: “Merely giving the people what they want is...

2013-04-23: Calvin & Hobbes on my iPad with Bill Watterson’s blessing?...

2013-04-23: I’d be interested to see what happens if Apple repurchases...

2013-04-23: @alixito: Is that show still on? I remember my daughter...

2013-04-23: @philsturgeon @kriswallsmith @saltybeagle @dzuelke @nateabele @LaraVel: Voted.

2013-04-23: @SaraBareilles: Is there a date for the next full album...

2013-04-23: RT @nikf: All you need to know about tonight’s Apple...

2013-04-23: @rmccue: Hey, I seem to be getting emails for every...

2013-04-22: Seattle peeps: Selling my recent-model, immaculate-condition MacBook Pro. Get in...

2013-04-21: RT @chrismessina: Suddenly occurs to me that taking decent photos...

2013-04-21: Me: Go get a napkin; your face is dirty. Son:...

2013-04-19: RT @dcurtis: “Those who would give up essential liberty to...

2013-04-19: RT @dcurtis: What Lindsey Graham is saying about denying this...

2013-04-19: RT @nycsouthpaw: This is a United States Senator talking about...

2013-04-19: @Authy: Is there any way to change the icons that...

2013-04-19: “[Senators] who voted against [improved gun legislation] succeeded in blocking...

2013-04-19: RT @plimsoul: What are you afraid of @SenOrrinHatch? You should...

2013-04-19: RT @tapbot_paul: While everyone bemoaned background checks (which would impact...

2013-04-19: RT @TreyStokes: 2 adults, 1 child killed by bomb on...

2013-04-16: @160south: Hahahaha!

2013-04-16: RT @160south: Internet, @Skyzyx is the genius that discussed UI...

2013-04-16: @NathanFillion: Is “Much Ado” a monster movie? Because it’d be...

2013-04-16: @x10: I saw something on Facebook that explained the female...

2013-04-16: @160south: Sounds familiar. :)

2013-04-16: RT @160south: Designers: Every element on your screen should be...

2013-04-16: Yesterday’s bombs in Boston were 6 liter pressure cookers with...

2013-04-16: @rem @thebeebs: I did that when it first came out,...

2013-04-15: RT @911BUFF: BOSTON: DEVELOPING - DOZENS OF SERIOUS INJURIES REPORTED...

2013-04-15: RT @tapbot_paul: I can’t wait to not buy the Microsoft...

2013-04-14: Evil Dead: 5/10 t.co/CJDDAWFB0… Highly gory without being scary. A...

2013-04-14: @vemedio: Any suggestions for adding a podcast feed to Instacast...

2013-04-10: RT @john_wok: I underestimated @SimplePie and now I regret it....

2013-04-10: Converting MKV files to MP4, using Mac OS X, for...

2013-04-09: Converting Blu-ray and DVD movies to MP4, using Mac OS...

2013-04-07: I’ve been a PHP developer for 10 years, and I...

2013-04-04: .@AereoTV is launching in 22 new cities. Pre-register now. t.co/Rf53ytcpr…...

2013-04-04: RT @160south: “Being agile” isn’t a license to ship half-baked...

2013-03-31: @tylerhall: Are they willing to work with you, or did...

2013-03-30: By the way: If you use a Mac, but don’t...

2013-03-30: Just wrote my first Alfred 2 workflow: Packagist search for...

2013-03-30: My dog is staring at me intently making a sniffing...

2013-03-30: @turacma: Isn’t “Power of Greyskull” a proper noun? Or just...

2013-03-30: @snookca: That looks pretty efficient to me. Maybe wrap it...

2013-03-30: If you’re interested in upgrading your HP TouchPad from Android...

2013-03-29: Illustrator → SVG → Base64 → CSS. SVG Sprites. Tada!...

2013-03-27: The Raven: 6/10 t.co/PBqtsfE4v… A murder-mystery that takes place in...

2013-03-27: Listening to iTunes on shuffle, and MC Hammer just came...

2013-03-27: I’ve decided: I’m going to unsubscribe from any Apple-related blogs...

2013-03-27: RT @160south: Designing blindly without data or user input will...

2013-03-25: A fascinating post on password cracking and how easy it...

2013-03-25: @alixito: Wake up, send both kids to school, work out...

2013-03-25: RT @drewm: Related: PHP 5.3 starts its end-of-life process this...

2013-03-25: RT @drewm: I dream of the day we can start...

2013-03-25: Trying to login and enable two-factor authentication on my Apple...

2013-03-24: RT @HackerNewsOnion: Recruiter mistakenly hires real ninja. Team finds this...

2013-03-24: RT @BigZaphod: Doctor Who + Mario = t.co/gu5Pm3UXp…

2013-03-24: RT @rands: Really the only question is when does @gruber...

2013-03-24: RT @domenic: This is awesome, @skyzyx made a CLI wrapper...

2013-03-22: RT @oncletom: ~100 HTTP requests, 1MB of download and waiting...

2013-03-22: @kennwhite @HackerHuntress: False. It was based on a project called...

2013-03-21: RT @trevorrowe: Slow build tools are … slow. A good...

2013-03-20: RT @rem: Protip: if you’re going to dataurl your images...

2013-03-20: RT @awscloud: #AWS announces the global availability of EBS-optimized support...

2013-03-20: RT @tapbot_paul: This is a pretty big decision Supreme Court...

2013-03-20: RT @g_marty: Now that we have rounded borders, shadows, gradients...

2013-03-20: RT @cms_mit: SCOTUS upholds first sale doctrine. You own, and...

2013-03-20: RT @160south: Goals for the day: During my executive design...

2013-03-20: RT @awscloud: We are delighted to announce that Amazon Simple...

2013-03-20: RT @marcoarment: Just bought a TV for less than the...

2013-03-20: RT @grok_: Heartbreaking. U.S. copyright law makes archiving historic sound...

2013-03-20: RT @lsegal: Don’t vaguetweet at me, bro.

2013-03-17: RT @kennwhite: Couple of examples how Google & Amazon write...

2013-03-17: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! t.co/qgdijxiYA… #fb → t.co/jwAlkyFDf…

2013-03-16: I just got into the Mailbox app, and I’m a...

2013-03-13: I’m SO backing this. t.co/UiJPihe29… #fb → t.co/MagGcQoku…

2013-03-13: RT @awscloud: AWS Console iPhone app: get status of your...

2013-03-13: RT @parislemon: Twitter richter scale: Andy Rubin leaving Android: 4.0...

2013-03-13: RT @Pinboard: “We need to focus. Keep the self-driving cars,...

2013-03-13: RT @mantia: RSS Pope joke.

2013-03-13: RT @snookca: Can Reeder build their own service? I’d pay...

2013-03-13: RT @Pinboard: Thank God they spared Orkut

2013-03-13: RT @TarenSK: BREAKING: #AaronSwartz lawyers formally accuse prosecutors of misconduct...

2013-03-13: RT @TarenSK: Prosecutor Steve Heymann illegally withheld exculpatory evidence from...

2013-03-13: RT @TarenSK: DOJ lied to Congress about when Heymann turned...

2013-03-13: RT @TarenSK: This is THE most important #AaronSwartz story since...

2013-03-13: RT @tapbot_paul: I bet Andy Rubin will enjoy spending more...

2013-03-13: Okay Winter, it’s time to be done. I’ve had enough...

2013-03-13: @rmccue: I believe that’s the case in Canada.

2013-03-13: RT @cheeaun: Heroku already supports node 0.10.0. Srsly fast.

2013-03-13: RT @jeffbarr: Amazon #ElastiCache - New M3 Cache Nodes, lower...

2013-03-13: @rem: Have you posted to their forums?

2013-03-12: Smart analysis of how a tighter partnership between Apple &...

2013-03-12: RT @160south: Today I didn’t even have to use my...

2013-03-12: RT @thomasfuchs: If you’re a web developer or designer and...

2013-03-12: RT @ianselby: Can we talk about how stupid it is...

2013-03-12: RT @Dropbox: Discover the new Dropbox menu: Accept invites to...

2013-03-12: RT @jeffbarr: New: #AWS Management Console for #iPhone/#iPad - t.co/IWDTe1iYi…...

2013-03-12: RT @jeffbarr: #EC2 Cross-Region AMI Copy: t.co/3rfaZ6iDs… #aws

2013-03-12: RT @drewm: Browser said I needed Flash. Opened a new...

2013-03-12: RT @jeremeamia: The #AWS SDK for #PHP 2 now has...

2013-03-11: RT @awscloud: #AWS Elastic Beanstalk now supports Node.js applications. Customize...

2013-03-11: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 1.6.1: t.co/aG86xIgQZ… This release...

2013-03-11: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.2.0: t.co/0Lt2ltjC5… This release...

2013-03-11: RT @jlleblanc: Next time I try to explain the debate...

2013-03-10: RT @rands: At a distance, the SimCity/EA debacle looks like...

2013-03-10: The U.S. Debt Ceiling, explained. Tons of Americans think that...

2013-03-10: RT @Yelmurc: @marcoarment google just uses the open excuse when...

2013-03-09: Oz the Great and Powerful: 7/10 t.co/VDA8pwXMc… Heavy CGI and...

2013-03-09: RT @awscloud: We’re at #SxSW! Stop by and say hi....

2013-03-09: RT @mantia: “★☆☆☆☆ Waist of Money”

2013-03-09: RT @ResEdit: @marcoarment It’s not broken, it’s just an Android...

2013-03-07: Google has entered an agreement with MPEG-LA to license patents...

2013-03-07: RT @160south: UXing it up with the crew this afternoon...

2013-03-07: RT @the_mantrout: “Better process” doesn’t mean more process, it means...

2013-03-07: RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Word “impossible” is not exist in devops vocabulary....

2013-03-07: How Disney bought Lucasfilm. t.co/H6EEEPMTV… #fb → t.co/4XoqYrthJ…

2013-03-07: RT @grok_: All the work while crying. t.co/igIp5yRfF…

2013-03-06: Although… seriously? @USBank wants me to read 92 pages (!!!)...

2013-03-06: Oh cool, @USBank finally added support for the iPhone 5’s...

2013-03-06: And with regard to the viability of Firefox OS, color...

2013-03-06: Days since the last Java zero-day exploit. t.co/GYI3V72tG… #fb →...

2013-03-06: With their naïve stance on H.264, and logical falsehoods like...

2013-03-05: RT @hotdogsladies: It’s weird how few websites have a “View...

2013-03-05: RT @caseyw: @jeremeamia @mtdowling <3 u 2 :D Enjoying the...

2013-03-05: RT @rem: Dear basecamp: Markdown. Consider yourself informed.

2013-03-05: RT @ZacharyLevi: If you are a urinal, and you lack...

2013-03-04: RT @tapbot_paul: For a limited time if you buy a...

2013-03-04: RT @jeremeamia: Just released a #ZF2 module for using the...

2013-03-04: @AskUSBank: That sounds like something a software engineer would say....

2013-03-04: @AskUSBank: The backend should detect if my session has expired...

2013-03-04: @AskUSBank: And I use an up-to-date, modern, standards-compliant web browser...

2013-03-04: @AskUSBank: I never use the logout button on my home...

2013-03-04: @marcoarment: Check out MakeMKV.

2013-03-03: HOW IS THIS NOT CALVIN?! @ Olive Garden t.co/hBRUg1lj9…

2013-03-02: For people like me who wonder about AAC vs. HE-AAC...

2013-03-02: A break in the clouds. @ Amazon - Blackfoot (SEA33)...

2013-03-01: I’m at @five_guys (Seattle, WA) t.co/O2tFcy9hV…

2013-03-01: RT @tapbot_paul: Java’s new slogan: Write once, exploit everyweek.

2013-03-01: RT @scullymike: A week after Oscars & I’m still reading...

2013-03-01: RT @jeremeamia: I’m happy to announce that I will be...

2013-03-01: “I won’t spend my Friday night writing PHP standards proposals…...

2013-03-01: @AskUSBank: and the site tells me that my session has...

2013-03-01: @AskUSBank: the simple pin-code unlocking feature, every time I go...

2013-03-01: @AskUSBank: it doesn’t fit the iPhone 5’s screen, every time...

2013-03-01: @AskUSBank: every time I have to enter my 16-character password...

2013-03-01: @AskUSBank: Every time I read the FAQ that tells me...

2013-03-01: @AskUSBank: It’s more of a general, overall, all-encompassing lack of...

2013-03-01: @AskUSBank: Specific? No. I know how to use the site...

2013-02-28: .@usbank: […] and replaced by someone who actually gives a...

2013-02-28: .@usbank: Whoever is the VP in charge of your digital...

2013-02-28: .@usbank, But, you are a bank. A normal, run-of-the-mill bank....

2013-02-28: .@usbank, Your website & mobile app ARE the customer service...

2013-02-28: It doesn’t matter how good or how nice your tellers...

2013-02-28: .@Simplify is an all-digital bank for all-digital customers, and I...

2013-02-28: .@usbank, I wanted to let you know that your mobile...

2013-02-28: .@usbank, your mobile app & website make it so frustrating...

2013-02-28: RT @chockenberry: My iPhone 5 is starting to feel thick...

2013-02-28: @jessiechar @mantia: Awww. I’ve had a great experience on ADN....

2013-02-28: ♫ Brokenhearted by @MxPx t.co/2FSq9eQKZ…

2013-02-28: @tapbot_paul: What’s the best way to get help with this?...

2013-02-28: @tapbot_paul: My 3 copies of Tweetbot (iPhone, iPad, Mac) aren’t...

2013-02-28: Wow. t.co/R54VuyQgI…

2013-02-27: @jeremeamia: Only for another 2 years or so.

2013-02-27: RT @yiiframework: [extension] yii-aws: Amazon Web Services SDK PHP 2...

2013-02-27: RT @tylerhall: I still can’t believe Brave won an Oscar....

2013-02-27: RT @160south: It never fails.. At least once a month,...

2013-02-27: @skoop @mwop: For starters, it’s not a standard. It’s a...

2013-02-27: RT @lsegal: We have all services implemented in the master...

2013-02-27: RT @jeremeamia: Cilantro is amazing.

2013-02-27: RT @developer: “Yahoo employees can console themselves with the fact...

2013-02-26: RT @rmccue: Another day, another pointless debate on the merits...

2013-02-26: @rmccue: Then there are the HTTP and Caching proposals which...

2013-02-26: @rmccue: I have to chalk it up to growing pains,...

2013-02-26: @rmccue: Sometimes, yes. PSRs 0 & 3 went swimmingly. The...

2013-02-26: @rmccue: Yeah. I was against that. I voted in favor...

2013-02-26: @rmccue I said “pretty good”. ;)

2013-02-26: @rmccue Actually, they’ve (we’ve?) done a good job of only...

2013-02-26: @rmccue: That language is directly out of the RSS Board’s...

2013-02-26: While I’ll continue to retweet & lurk, this will probably...

2013-02-25: Anybody care to share a Kiwi invite code? I’ll offer...

2013-02-25: >> @elliottpayne: Lol. From someone who self identifies by post...

2013-02-25: >> @scottspencer: @parker Stop whining. → t.co/Cke1y57gX…

2013-02-25: #Felix still loads additional posts the wrong direction and doesn’t...

2013-02-25: Also, giving #Felix another go. I was my favorite client...

2013-02-25: Worked until 8pm in the office, until I hit a...

2013-02-25: RT @jeremeamia: Amazon EMR and AWS Direct Connect support now...

2013-02-25: RT @yukihiro_matz: 20 years has passed since I started developing...

2013-02-25: >> @billkunz: Half-expecting to be put in Twitter jail any...

2013-02-25: @CalvinF: Lemme look and I’ll send you one.

2013-02-24: For those of you who are Ruby developers, Ruby 2...

2013-02-23: Seattle tries to prevent the delivery of now-obsolete phone books....

2013-02-22: >> @billkunz: Stoked for the Sony event. Wish I could...

2013-02-22: RT @tylerhall: @instapaper was first.

2013-02-22: RT @thinksaydo: Official Amazon Web Services for Laravel 4! t.co/L8Zu03eFT…...

2013-02-19: @JeremyWadhams: Yeah, the docs need a bit of work to...

2013-02-19: @JeremyWadhams: SDK 2 uses Iterators to handle NextToken stuff automatically....

2013-02-19: @Crooked: But it was predictable.

2013-02-19: Seven Psychopaths: 6/10 t.co/Qrp2LJU2. Tries too hard to be clever....

2013-02-19: “Teardrop” by Massive Attack (aka, the theme song from House,...

2013-02-19: RT @lsegal: Released new versions of the AWS SDK for...

2013-02-19: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.1.2: t.co/ZnhmnKrD This release...

2013-02-19: RT @jeffbarr: #AWS #OpsWorks - Flexible Application Management in the...

2013-02-18: @JeremyWadhams: Re: t.co/eWUQRpaH; How does the new SimpleDB support in...

2013-02-18: Platoon: 5/10 t.co/KxLOKzeT. Pretty dull film for being considered one...

2013-02-16: Oh look! A commercial for something from Microsoft that… clicks?...

2013-02-15: Introducing my 11-year-old daughter to Back to the Future for...

2013-02-15: Wow! I’m not sure what to so with myself today....

2013-02-14: @rmccue: Yeah, I know it is. I’ve just never gotten...

2013-02-14: [Nerdery] I really need to get around to making the...

2013-02-14: The purist in me is slightly off-put by this, but...

2013-02-13: And then there were 3: Opera switching to WebKit. t.co/ZIpygMhV...

2013-02-13: It’s official. #CISPA is back. A law that violates your...

2013-02-12: Vamps: 3/10 t.co/hdDchRGC. I like Alicia Silverstone, Krysten Ritter and...

2013-02-12: For anybody interested in the HTML5/CSS3 data I’m collecting, the...

2013-02-12: Anybody still running iOS 5 on their iPhone/iPad? Would you...

2013-02-12: “If you make a great product or offer a great...

2013-02-11: Using words like “responsive”, “scalable” and “retina” a lot lately....

2013-02-11: @alixito: You mean, you still use the first-party app? #ux...

2013-02-11: RT @alexknowshtml: “I feel like JFDI is the wise man’s...

2013-02-11: RT @jenny_wade: are you semi-convinced you’re probably special? do you...

2013-02-11: RT @rands: In the absence of information, people make shit...

2013-02-11: RT @thomasfuchs: Teaching effectively is 80% understanding humans and 20%...

2013-02-11: RT @brucel: Last year’s mobile data traffic was nearly twelve...

2013-02-10: Just found out my favorite Internet couple, @Jenna_Marbles & @maxnosleeves...

2013-02-10: Johnny English Reborn: 5/10 t.co/Zzj3GoxB. Mr. Bean plays Mr. Bond....

2013-02-10: Pitch Perfect/ 6/10 t.co/kzVrDeCr. Obvious and predictable, but the arrangements...

2013-02-09: Flight: 7/10 t.co/oT3BvbOV. Story of an alcoholic airline pilot who...

2013-02-07: >> @billkunz: Outsource something cheaply and you’re probably going to...

2013-02-07: RT @typeoneerror: Going to make a $1 .js plugin that...

2013-02-07: The evolution of the design role. t.co/wxeplri7 → t.co/PLBQcBjh

2013-02-06: >> @billkunz: “You’ve got a time machine. I’ve got a...

2013-02-05: RT @oscargodson: It amazes me when I hear devs call...

2013-02-05: I frequently find it ironic how often I have to...

2013-02-05: @garnaat: I play the same game with my kids. :)...

2013-02-05: RT @garnaat: Having iPhone battles with the AppleTV airplay. My...

2013-02-03: @DustenRidings81: Nah. But I’m a big believer in owning up...

2013-02-03: @hulu: No. Not ever. Not effing ever. Ever.

2013-02-03: @DustenRidings81: To be clear, I’m a 49ers fan. Albeit a...

2013-02-03: Usually the 49ers don’t get around to choking until the...

2013-02-03: Zero Dark Thirty: 7/10 t.co/pcjFaLVA. Based on first-hand accounts of...

2013-02-03: @Crooked: I totally want to see that!

2013-01-31: Yay! Netbot has private message support! Now who should I...

2013-01-31: @alixito: You mean, better than waiting until the last possible...

2013-01-31: @alixito: I’ve knocked out all of mine except for my...

2013-01-31: RT @siracusa: NetBot for t.co/3odwnlHL is free for a limited...

2013-01-31: RT @typeoneerror: I think of Facebook as a very fancy...

2013-01-31: I’ve been trapped on a broken-down city bus, on Freeway...

2013-01-27: Product ideas driven by merit, not company hierarchy or job...

2013-01-27: The contrast between my best friend, @Crooked (Twitter) and I....

2013-01-27: Fox Network and the producers of “Glee” stole music from...

2013-01-26: Sometimes I follow people because I disagree with them so...

2013-01-26: GPL zealotry is a big reason why I want to...

2013-01-26: H.265 has been approved t.co/u7IbOBNg → t.co/W92Xvx3a

2013-01-26: Aaron Swartz t.co/lXd5dPVi → t.co/8IIA7wrn

2013-01-25: I can’t wait for this movie to come out! I’m...

2013-01-25: @alixito: t.co/ULkd25Gv

2013-01-24: @alixito: As soon as the new ones are released, I’m...

2013-01-24: @rmccue: Those sentences don’t fit together. :)

2013-01-24: RT @mwop: When requesting a feature on an OSS project,...

2013-01-24: RT @danhindmarch: One day, a script formatter will recognize “–”...

2013-01-24: Tim Cook on Apple’s Quarter. t.co/AIHoSQlP → t.co/m39nZbUu

2013-01-24: The Apple Paradox. t.co/rBDfqZfa → t.co/Oc6U18pE

2013-01-23: Just bought “Smashing Node.js” by Guillermo Rauch. t.co/d3IDfhqt → t.co/qhGMOq9L...

2013-01-20: Checking out the retina MacBook Pros at the Apple Store....

2013-01-20: No matter how old I get, I still love this...

2013-01-20: Poking around out of pure curiosity. t.co/9n7b5sdo → t.co/aAr9vnFe

2013-01-20: Checking out t.co/6KkBNF2l and musing about how Google doesn’t show...

2013-01-19: When the new Thunderbolt displays are announced with USB 3.0,...

2013-01-19: Watching Doctor Who’s “Doomsday” episode. The Daleks are battling the...

2013-01-19: Every time I think about re-adding cable service, I look...

2013-01-18: Unthinkable: 8/10 t.co/FUfyVV2a. Samuel L. Jackson and Carrie Moss are...

2013-01-18: I Am Number Four: 6/10 t.co/OlonQVCU. I watched this for...

2013-01-18: The Possession: 7/10 t.co/FXGLjXYq. One of the better horror-thrillers, although...

2013-01-18: “It’s untenable to have a world where young people can’t...

2013-01-18: What Kevin Rose is doing these days. It pretty much...

2013-01-18: P.S., I’m fully aware that the PS4 is expected to...

2013-01-18: Considering replacing my 2007-era “fat” PS3 with a zillion ports...

2013-01-17: @rmccue: t.co/z3kYqd6r

2013-01-17: @rmccue: Right?!

2013-01-17: DO THIS 1. Go to t.co/A4ywBrSr 2. Type in your...

2013-01-17: RT @angryseattle: Man, that fog today was cloudier than a...

2013-01-17: “[…] the average American commits three felonies each day without...

2013-01-17: >> @aaandy: Speaking of toasters. Apple should totally get into...

2013-01-16: Make Patent Trolls Pay All Costs Associated With Their Frivolous...

2013-01-16: RT @rands: Listening starts with not interrupting.

2013-01-15: Watching Star Wars in the “Machete Order”. t.co/9VLel67A TL;DR: Skip...

2013-01-15: RT @tapbot_paul: Dear Mo, Thanks for your unsolicited business advice...

2013-01-15: RT @stevej: Getting close to 1% of the US population...

2013-01-14: >> @simensen: @skyzyx This reminded me of something I saw...

2013-01-13: Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome: 8/10 t.co/NTHed5TN. BSG fans will...

2013-01-13: Ted: 7/10 t.co/nAQotaPq. The team behind Family Guy finally makes...

2013-01-13: Whoa! You mean the 49ers don’t suck anymore? I guess...

2013-01-13: @webin: What’s the best way to submit feature requests? Email?...

2013-01-12: RT @matthew_d_green: If we can have a copyright act named...

2013-01-12: RT @alexknowshtml: Today is messy. Find someone you love and...

2013-01-12: Remove United States District Attorney Carmen Ortiz from office for...

2013-01-12: Posthumously pardon Aaron Swartz. t.co/3aGDznL4

2013-01-12: RT @Moniker42: Aaron Swartz, co-founder of Reddit, co-author of RSS...

2013-01-12: RT @jonpierce: So sad to hear about @aaronsw. A bright...

2013-01-12: @ipstenu: Well, you can always ask us on the forums...

2013-01-12: Dredd: 7/10 t.co/BNzJjUA9. Similar plot to “The Raid: Redemption”, but...

2013-01-12: Aaron Swartz, a pioneer of the modern web, RSS, Reddit,...

2013-01-12: @vada: I have my eye on the same sort of...

2013-01-12: RT @x10: Watching Californians scrape a teeny bit of frost...

2013-01-12: Looper: 8/10 t.co/aH6THuBP. A surprisingly good time-twist movie, although the...

2013-01-11: >> @iconmaster: The Wii outsold the Wii U for the...

2013-01-11: Watching a movie on an actual, physical, Blu-ray disc. I’d...

2013-01-10: RT @PHPsea: Tonights @AWSSDKforPHP presentation at the Seattle PHP Meetup...

2013-01-10: @tylerhall: Yes. It reboots into emulated Wii OS to do...

2013-01-10: Okay, okay, okay. Giving this whole “Doctor Who” show a...

2013-01-10: Although, I’m wondering why @wilw tends to play a sarcastic...

2013-01-10: Just finished catching up with Eureka on @Netflix. Another @feliciaday...

2013-01-10: RT @mantia: LOL, remember when Netflix was going to split...

2013-01-10: RT @marcoarment: Console gamers are great. Lots of opinions. But...

2013-01-09: Breaking Bad. t.co/gy2yxZcZ → t.co/Rjm2laiE

2013-01-09: Standing downtown, waiting for my bus. Suddenly catch a whiff...

2013-01-09: RT @marcoarment: “This costs 80 Microsoft Points and you only...

2013-01-09: RT @the_mantrout: Sorry @mashable , but I’m afraid I have...

2013-01-09: RT @netflix: It’s confirmed! #ArrestedDevelopment. 14 Episodes. May. Only on...

2013-01-09: @jouborg: Still digging into the repo, but yeah, you’re welcome....

2013-01-09: It’s snowing at home. Crap. → t.co/X2AwfL3E

2013-01-09: I don’t think “OS X Ocelot” is ever going to...

2013-01-09: Didn’t Apple announce Mountain Lion around this time last year?...

2013-01-08: @codinghorror @turacma: Coming from the guy who can’t figure out...

2013-01-05: I learned this lesson the hard way. Even though I’d...

2013-01-05: Wow. Turning on my PS3 for the first time in...

2013-01-05: >> @treestman: I hear many companies at CES ‘13 will...

2013-01-04: Just posted a photo @ Stonehedge Village Apartments t.co/wBNcZBub

2013-01-04: @cakephp_dennis: I know, right?

2013-01-04: The Kindle Fire HD supports all 3 HTML5 video formats....

2013-01-04: @gsnedders: So much is wrong with this. :)

2013-01-03: RT @marcoarment: Love how everyone’s saying “OF COURSE NETBOOKS SUCKED,...

2013-01-03: RT @scottpoythress: there are now teenagers who weren’t around for...

2013-01-03: RT @sd: If you don’t have the balls to deploy...

2013-01-02: >> @longstride: Dude in coffee shop: “What operating system do...

2013-01-02: >> @chartier: Amazon announces more Kindle non-statistics, assures everyone its...

2013-01-02: What Could Have Entered the Public Domain on January 1,...

2013-01-02: Dear designers of the world, there are other fonts that...

2013-01-01: …oh, and Happy New Year! :) → t.co/JbHUJmYg

2013-01-01: I can’t begin to describe how poor the customer experience...

2012-12-30: Why doesn’t IMDb have an API yet for allowing me...

2012-12-30: >> @t0dd: I just dropped my iPhone 5 from 5+...

2012-12-30: Pink Floyd. t.co/Ur7IFcPY → t.co/tUtdpbRa

2012-12-28: RT @hijinksensue: “By Grabthar’s hammer… what a savings.”

2012-12-28: RT @GoAngelo: Of course, Republicans and Democrats managed to overcome...

2012-12-28: RT @niniane: If you give someone a program, you will...

2012-12-28: Seriously considering writing a static blogging engine from scratch and...

2012-12-28: Running Windows Update on a fresh copy of Windows XP...

2012-12-27: “‘I Am Adam Lanza’s Mother’: A Mom’s Perspective On The...

2012-12-27: “Forgive me for answering the first part of your question...

2012-12-27: A long, but very interesting read — especially in the...

2012-12-26: Picked up a Wii U Deluxe Edition this morning along...

2012-12-26: Wayne’s World turned 20 this year. Now think about how...

2012-12-25: 12/12/12: 1/10 t.co/26z1I00Z. “The Last Air Bender” could’ve won an...

2012-12-25: Django Unchained: 8/10 t.co/R3VgMW9b. Lots of mindless banter and a...

2012-12-25: Django Unchained, the new film by Quentin Tarantino. Looking forward...

2012-12-25: Received Jaws on Blu-ray from my sister for Christmas (thanks,...

2012-12-25: Back from a great week-long vacation with friends and family...

2012-12-24: Merry Christmas Eve, everyone! → t.co/OQegCXtN

2012-12-23: United Airlines sucks. They, American Airlines and US Airways are...

2012-12-23: >> @zero: I just priced out a fully spec’d 27”...

2012-12-22: My last day home before I fly back to my...

2012-12-21: ♫ soundtracking “Midnight” by The Birthday Massacre t.co/5rrn20Mv

2012-12-18: RT @CrazyFact_: People with a low self esteem are 85%...

2012-12-16: The best startup incubator ever. “The Pinboard Investment Co-Prosperity Cloud.”...

2012-12-15: Dear TSA, your people are stupid and I hate you....

2012-12-15: RT @zachbraff: Quick observation: the most hateful pro gun tweets...

2012-12-15: RT @zachbraff: No one is saying you can’t have your...

2012-12-14: Argh! Went through the process of providing extremely detailed information...

2012-12-14: My favorite Mac apps: Music and Video Apps t.co/vWiZsRRo →...

2012-12-14: 26 killed — including 18 children — in elementary school...

2012-12-14: >> @laurakalbag: OK, I’m starting to get really depressed about...

2012-12-13: RT @rjs: Reviewing a UI w/o a specific purpose in...

2012-12-13: RT @rjs: But there’s still a big spectrum between UI...

2012-12-13: RT @rjs: Capability doesn’t just mean back-end wiring. If users...

2012-12-13: RT @Carrie: “…you fall in love with this extraordinary person...

2012-12-13: RT @applespotlight: Google Maps -> click person icon -> click...

2012-12-13: My favorite Mac apps: Day-to-day Apps t.co/fCfXyfyl → t.co/MAoBmFbg

2012-12-12: Loved “Heart” by Angel Haze on @Lastfm. t.co/1C5v2M28 → t.co/FS9v1UYa...

2012-12-12: >> @pth: So uhm Google made their Maps without iPad...

2012-12-12: >> @aaandy: @infodriveway Me. I fully understand but don’t personally...

2012-12-12: Wow. The current-generation iOS apps from Google have really come...

2012-12-12: Upgraded to @1Password 4.0 for iOS. Seems much cleaner, faster,...

2012-12-12: Rob’s a good dude to work with. — “@rob: Hi...

2012-12-12: Did the definition of “rock music” change when I wasn’t...

2012-12-12: Republicans almost did something good and positive for the world...

2012-12-11: >> @aj: Kids today have no idea what AOL is....

2012-12-10: You’re going to encounter a lot of closed doors in...

2012-12-10: Ran out of prescription meds on Saturday. Didn’t leave the...

2012-12-10: RT @sircambridge: “Good programmers manage to get a lot done...

2012-12-09: Couch? Check. Warm fleece blanket? Check. Queued-up episodes of Dexter?...

2012-12-09: @UseClear: I’ve done that 3 or 4 times already. Any...

2012-12-07: @UseClear: How can I get help for this issue?

2012-12-07: @UseClear: I purchased and downloaded Clear from the Mac App...

2012-12-07: ♫ soundtracking “Zero” by @SmashingPumpkin t.co/7ALTFl69

2012-12-07: If you like really good classic hip-hop, check out “Bizarre...

2012-12-07: @jenny_wade, @joshlobis: I want to watch/support your show without paying...

2012-12-07: RT @jeffbarr: #AWS Expansion in Brazil - Elastic #Beanstalk, Provisioned...

2012-12-07: RT @tylerhall: I’m trying really hard not to write a...

2012-12-07: RT @rands: A good leader makes themselves irrelevant. Eventually.

2012-12-07: RT @mabersold: If John McAfee was arrested, are they going...

2012-12-07: @jenny_wade @WeddingBandTBS: Is the wedding band on Hulu yet? I...

2012-12-06: @kirkryyn: I did the generation with var_export(), then tweaked the...

2012-12-06: @kirkryyn: Thanks!

2012-12-06: I’m gonna need to wash this off with a little...

2012-12-06: Enjoying the poppiness of the new Ke$ha album. Entering the...

2012-12-06: I just quoted a message that somebody sent me. Between...

2012-12-06: It’s after midnight, and I still haven’t been able to...

2012-12-06: “@meeech: @skyzyx rush before holiday app store closure (for updates).”...

2012-12-06: >> @cdevroe: So @netbot supports Stream Marker. So if #Wedge...

2012-12-06: I have received 16 iOS app updates today. What’s the...

2012-12-06: RT @jedschmidt: bummed that AWS’s awkward API choices don’t end...

2012-12-05: Traffic t.co/DYZ4evQM

2012-12-05: Up t.co/bQMQbNiA

2012-12-05: Winter t.co/gal5CNMr

2012-12-04: RT @lsegal: AWS SDK for Node.js docs are powered by...

2012-12-04: RT @lsegal: AWS SDK for Node.js preview release is out!...

2012-12-04: RT @jeffbarr: AWS SDK for #node.js - Now Available in...

2012-12-04: @kirkryyn: Sorry. Yes!

2012-12-04: A 2.2 GHz Intel Core i7 and 16 GB of...

2012-12-04: At least my Android 4.0 tablet is useful as a...

2012-12-04: @drewm: All of the SDKs have supported HTML5 video mine...

2012-12-04: RT @mtdowling: Guzzle’s in Drupal 8, Goutte, and the AWS...

2012-12-03: @rmccue: Comments: t.co/2UZgErrN :)

2012-11-30: Fat doesn’t make you fat. Carbs do. [Infographic] t.co/mODHX1sk →...

2012-11-29: Speaking of terrible new icons from Apple, what’s up with...

2012-11-28: >> @spacekatgal: That’s why the best leadership model for leading...

2012-11-28: RT @mantia: I can block people on Facebook but I...

2012-11-28: @lsegal: Glenn’s face is hilarious. :)

2012-11-28: @rmccue: In-progress. t.co/3E9njZJB

2012-11-28: @rmccue: I didn’t code dump. I’ve just been developing on...

2012-11-28: @rmccue: Haha. Yeah. It was time to push my rewrite...

2012-11-28: @rmccue: ???

2012-11-28: RT @the_mantrout: A little jealous of my coworkers at #aws...

2012-11-28: RT @jeremeamia: Are you a PHP developer at #reinvent? Come...

2012-11-28: @gav @SteveEdson: Yeah, let me get something together for you....

2012-11-28: Something I never knew: Sylvester Stallone co-wrote the screenplay for...

2012-11-28: The Release Windows Archaism. t.co/cZs43jdR → t.co/TgWaxGYo

2012-11-28: Apple’s Astonishing Profit in Context. t.co/7xCGFc0I → t.co/KEUnEEHY

2012-11-28: Earth’s most customer-centric company (http://t.co/qudnG9Aa) still lacks VoiceOver accessibility support...

2012-11-26: Time’s “Person of the Year” poll has Jay-Z, Marissa Mayer,...

2012-11-26: RT @lsegal: I’mma let you finish but @YourInAmerica is the...

2012-11-26: RT @YourInAmerica: It’s “you’re.” Also, we speak English. RT @TestCase2Try...

2012-11-26: RT @tonybgoode: All this shit is pointless if you don’t...

2012-11-26: @rmccue: it’s a giant shopping weekend in preparation for Christmas....

2012-11-26: RT @lsegal: If you do Ruby and you’re going to...

2012-11-26: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 1.5.17.1: t.co/cHLaTSoJ This release...

2012-11-26: RT @jeremeamia: Any PHP devs I know going to be...

2012-11-26: RT @Werner: if you are heading to Vegas for AWS...

2012-11-26: Up escalator t.co/4kwmpQNt

2012-11-26: Reinforcement t.co/BZfvpGqs

2012-11-26: Down escalator t.co/E0J3gXJB

2012-11-26: Don’t do it! t.co/jXJ2EnGX

2012-11-26: Busway t.co/0nB1C5J7

2012-11-26: Downtown @ Amazon - Blackfoot (SEA33) t.co/m3MLK9Yj

2012-11-26: RT @mantia: Hey guys. GUYS! What does a nosey pepper...

2012-11-26: >> @luken7: Ok, off to Vegas for #AWS re:invent →...

2012-11-26: RT @garnaat: I’ll be in Las Vegas all week for...

2012-11-26: RT @smashingmag: “Design shouldn’t be a resource in the product...

2012-11-26: RT @jeremeamia: Skyfall was pretty good with that whole James...

2012-11-26: @wiseg1rly: Patrón Silver is my favorite. :)

2012-11-26: >> @chartier: It’s 2012 and my bank’s website doesn’t let...

2012-11-26: >> @erikschmidt: I’m coming around to the notion that in...

2012-11-26: I just got really excited that my 6-piece spa-collection towel...

2012-11-26: Biggest sales day for Kindle as Amazon sells three times...

2012-11-24: Loved “How” by Lisa Loeb on @Lastfm. t.co/vG6HsVBt → t.co/Rcbqd3s9...

2012-11-24: RT @GeorgeTakei: Lincoln & the final Twilight opened same week....

2012-11-24: @SteveEdson @gav: I’m going to get started on writing some...

2012-11-24: @SteveEdson @gav: But I think that you guys are right...

2012-11-24: @SteveEdson @gav: Check out from GitHub, run php composer.phar install...

2012-11-24: @gav @SteveEdson: With regard to the SSL fix, why not...

2012-11-24: @gav @SteveEdson: There’s a greater support cost.

2012-11-24: @gav @SteveEdson: We don’t want to encourage people to use...

2012-11-24: @gav @SteveEdson: Yeah, that was on purpose. Composer automatically handles...

2012-11-24: @gav: Do we know about the SSL issue? Have you...

2012-11-24: @gav: You can grab a zip from GitHub for each...

2012-11-24: @gav: Composer is the unofficial replacement for PEAR, and has...

2012-11-24: @gav: AWS, PHP and its patterns had changed so much...

2012-11-24: RT @acleon: Hooray for this. The old AWS API for...

2012-11-24: @acleon: AWS, PHP and its patterns had changed so much...

2012-11-24: RT @breerly: New AWS #PHP SDK uses #Symfony2 & #Guzzle....

2012-11-24: RT @taylorbuley: Send @awscloud a pull request to fix their...

2012-11-24: @mikearpaia: AWS, PHP and its patterns had changed so much...

2012-11-24: ♫ soundtracking “Groovy” by Kaleidoscope String Quartet t.co/Ahulqrhu

2012-11-23: Black Friday & Cyber Monday for Designers and Web Developers!...

2012-11-23: Walmart. Mob mentality. One day after Thanksgiving. t.co/1oqRUhDz → t.co/TfgKjyOL...

2012-11-23: >> @cdevroe: @djsteen It is hard to keep the life-work...

2012-11-23: Amazing bluegrass at the TED conference. t.co/RhNDzxyp (Video format: MP4)...

2012-11-22: If you get a lot of deliveries and have an...

2012-11-22: OH: “No seriously, that was like coming-from-a-dad deep.” → t.co/n9nYZ4fX...

2012-11-22: ♫ soundtracking “Good Time” by @carlyraejepsen t.co/mtBLfZhP

2012-11-20: >> @pth: Forgot to replace tooth with money. I feel...

2012-11-19: @NathanFillion: Catching up on Castle. Nice nod to fans in...

2012-11-18: Happy 84th birthday to Mickey Mouse! (1928-11-18) → t.co/iEHHX0LP

2012-11-18: V/H/S: 7/10. t.co/JB5ZP0f7. One of the better “found footage” horror...

2012-11-17: OH: “Not a foot guy, huh? Or do you need...

2012-11-15: RT @joedevon: Dear AMZN, it’s 2012. Learn about the concept...

2012-11-15: RT @chartier: I’M REALLY ANGRY YOU’RE GOING TO CHARGE MONEY...

2012-11-14: Got Halo 4 last week, and Call of Duty: Black...

2012-11-14: .@ramsey @weierophinney: It doesn’t. It simply tells me where I’m...

2012-11-14: RT @jeffbarr: Developers (#Mobile), Developers (#Ruby), Developers (#Java) - New...

2012-11-14: RT @turacma: The AWS Mobile Developer Blog is now live....

2012-11-14: RT @lsegal: We just launched blogs for the Ruby SDK...

2012-11-14: RT @lsegal: FYI the aws-sdk GitHub repo is moving to...

2012-11-14: .@ramsey @weierophinney: Unless you’re following PSR-2, of course. :)

2012-11-14: >> @jasonsmith: There’s two types of people. Those that prefer...

2012-11-14: RT @cyberduckapp: New snapshot build (Mac) with support for Sydney...

2012-11-14: @wiseg1rly: Hahaha! Every technical person in the room will cringe...

2012-11-13: Any divorced parents around? If you live long distances away...

2012-11-13: Out of the hundreds of bands that my friend Zach...

2012-11-12: Trying to settle back into the grind after a really...

2012-11-12: >> @jiva: You’ll only regret paying more for the best...

2012-11-11: Skyfall: 8/10 t.co/imC9jWEE.

2012-11-11: OH:: “You make me want to be a serial killer…”...

2012-11-08: ♫ soundtracking “Until the Day I Die” by Story of...

2012-11-07: Wreck-It Ralph: 9/10 t.co/7KrDRnpB. A Disney Animation Studios film, but...

2012-11-07: >> @zero: When you ship a new release, and you...

2012-11-07: RT @technosophos: Amazon’s new PHP AWS library is looking good....

2012-11-07: RT @jeremeamia: Awesome! The new #AWS SDK for #PHP is...

2012-11-07: RT @leggettsteven: AWS PHP SDK is using Symphony 2 EventDispatcher...

2012-11-07: RT @artofserviceIT: Version 2 of the AWS SDK for PHP...

2012-11-07: RT @giberti: Ug. Sometimes making things more flexible, makes them...

2012-11-07: RT @timanderson: #aws has rewritten its SDK for PHP with...

2012-11-07: RT @albert1t0: Amazon Resets AWS’s PHP SDK t.co/qtscLlMk

2012-11-07: RT @gabrielgciafdez: AWS SDK for PHP 2.0.0 - t.co/Reuxmj8X #webdev...

2012-11-07: RT @DevoKun: t.co/WsjYBNdl #AWS rewrites the #PHP #SDK from the...

2012-11-07: RT @robertkraig: @dshafik you ought to look into using composer,...

2012-11-07: RT @weaverryan: The new Amazon PHP SDK, written with modern...

2012-11-07: >> @aaandy: Is anybody using Amazon Glacier yet? I’m thinking...

2012-11-07: At 3pm, I’m finally grabbing lunch. I think a sandwich...

2012-11-06: The @Xbox SmartGlass app just came out, and it still...

2012-11-05: The Economist: America could do better than Barack Obama; sadly,...

2012-11-05: RT @dcurtis: Bureaucracy is an illusion created by bad management....

2012-11-05: He knows I’m about to leave for work, so he’s...

2012-11-05: Ergh. I’ve been procrastinating on voting because I haven’t had...

2012-11-05: RT @DavidKaneda: Sometimes, I’m scared I’ll reply too quickly to...

2012-11-05: “No silly, didn’t you know that the President is responsible...

2012-11-04: “[…] it manages to almost completely avoid what should have...

2012-11-04: “Instead of a candid discussion of how to address pressing...

2012-11-04: In response to “DEAR APPLE: I’m Leaving You” t.co/rz0Lnrkc →...

2012-11-04: There’s plenty of Athiestic rhetoric out there too. Lots of...

2012-11-04: Being an intelligent Christian who understands that science and faith...

2012-11-04: “Obama is a Muslim, a communist and an athiest!” “Well,...

2012-11-04: #politics Ohio Romney Rally: Lots of rhetoric and Obama-hating, no...

2012-11-04: >> @gruber: So Laurene Powell Jobs is now the single...

2012-11-04: >> @jasonsmith: So Apple sacked a guy who didn’t play...

2012-11-04: >> @ruprect: Only 10 political ads in the mail today?...

2012-11-04: RT @frandieguez: Working with the new AWS for PHP library...

2012-11-04: @rmccue: Hey, I take what I can get. :)

2012-11-03: Seriously? t.co/hEVhVOEQ #design #theft → t.co/62qyrD93

2012-11-03: RT @ericzoo: Version 2 of the AWS SDK for PHP...

2012-11-03: RT @AnthonySterling: Very nice to see the new #AWS SDK...

2012-11-03: @timkofu: Boto is the official AWS SDK for Python.

2012-11-03: RT @cveira: Interesting: Version 2 of the AWS SDK for...

2012-11-03: RT @mykehsd: Amazon PHP SDK v2 now built on #guzzle...

2012-11-03: RT @JamieLeSouef: all you #PHP #ninjas out there (like me)...

2012-11-03: The kids were complaining about doing chores while I was...

2012-11-03: RT @frandieguez: AWS for PHP get an huge update: integrates...

2012-11-03: RT @craigmarvelley: The new AWS SDK for PHP is built...

2012-11-03: RT @jansor: Seems like AWS finally got a sane PHP...

2012-11-03: RT @mza: The #AWS SDK for PHP, version 2: t.co/bXrgtwM7...

2012-11-03: RT @al3xdm: New #aws php sdk (V2) is pretty nifty,...

2012-11-02: “We’re not friends, we’re not enemies. We’re just strangers with...

2012-11-02: RT @BeDrivenbyData: Amazon Web Services Blog: Version 2 of the...

2012-11-02: RT @JayHealey: The new version of the Amazon Web Service...

2012-11-02: RT @neofreko: Version 2 of the AWS SDK for PHP...

2012-11-02: RT @osmanungur: AWS SDK for PHP rewritten! t.co/N9EhJsl7

2012-11-02: RT @pragmaticism: RT @mza: The #AWS SDK for PHP, version...

2012-11-02: RT @Swop: Good news: Release of AWS SDK for PHP...

2012-11-02: RT @futurecat: Symfony2 Event Dispatcher inside. MT @AWSSDKforPHP: t.co/MR2zqciK  Introducing...

2012-11-02: RT @meandmymonkey: Awesome: Version 2 of the AWS SDK for...

2012-11-02: RT @lsegal: @Skyzyx do or do not there is no...

2012-11-02: RT @BeDrivenbyData: Amazon Web Services Blog: Version 2 of the...

2012-11-02: RT @Beryllium9: @KevinSMcArthur I’m sure you’ll be a fan of...

2012-11-02: RT @mtdowling: Released a new version of the official AWS...

2012-11-02: RT @Cloud_Articles: Version 2 of the AWS SDK for PHP:...

2012-11-02: Current status: Shipped! t.co/kKBN4Ya0 → t.co/AyNwHJC1

2012-11-02: RT @jeffbarr: Version 2 of the #AWS SDK for #PHP:...

2012-11-02: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.0.0: t.co/Q3UP0GFU Introducing AWS...

2012-11-02: RT @chartier: Nonpartisan tax report withdrawn after GOP throws signature...

2012-11-02: RT @mantia: Not enough credit is given to Bob Iger,...

2012-11-02: >> @ideadbaby: Ugh. I hate waiting for ups. Pure hell....

2012-11-02: >> @jasonsmith: Why couldn’t business insider be one of the...

2012-11-02: >> @mattgemmell: I am steadfastly withholding some stars from non-VoiceOver-accessible...

2012-11-02: RT @trevorrowe: AWS Elastic Beanstalk now supports Ruby! t.co/1rmhadjj

2012-11-02: RT @lsegal: Cool. Ruby support on Elastic Beanstalk is live!...

2012-11-01: There are few things better than coming home to a...

2012-11-01: RT @TeaPartyCat: Everyone’s a libertarian until their state is under...

2012-11-01: RT @funkatron: “The real crime here is a two party...

2012-11-01: Code that should be working is not working. Trying to...

2012-11-01: Who are Americans going to elect? The Mormon or the...

2012-11-01: “It started as a side project in a silent fit...

2012-10-30: #politics Ind: 40% Dem: 31% Rep: 27% [Source: t.co/1IJ5iRUt] How...

2012-10-30: #politics All it takes is 5% of the vote for...

2012-10-30: #politics The U.S. Presidential election is a week away. If...

2012-10-30: @kirkryyn @mtdowling: What’d you have in mind?

2012-10-30: @kirkryyn @mtdowling: At present I’m simply pulling down Apache’s mime...

2012-10-30: @mtdowling @kirkryyn: The Apache 2.0 license, IIRC.

2012-10-30: At least Pixar and LucasArts are together again… → t.co/1o2RSave...

2012-10-30: RT @iH8sn0w: Looks like the iPad Mini got the ID...

2012-10-30: RT @x10: Dear recruiters of the world: I AM NOT...

2012-10-30: RT @acarboni: Thank god Star Wars is no longer in...

2012-10-30: @funkatron: Effexor, dude. Effexor.

2012-10-30: >> @pth: I probably shouldn’t be surprised but still am....

2012-10-30: RT @design: A big welcome to @mikeindustries as he starts...

2012-10-30: RT @fredbenenson: PRAY FOR US-EAST-1

2012-10-30: RT @lsegal: From what I understand, something happened in baseball...

2012-10-29: Installed Android 4.0.4 (Cyanogenmod 9) on my HP TouchPad this...

2012-10-28: I rated Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 4/10 t.co/HtVNu0Kz #IMDb

2012-10-28: I rated Sinister 7/10 t.co/5igkPS5U #IMDb

2012-10-28: “In its attempts to wedge the Surface between the iPad...

2012-10-28: Another review of the Microsoft Surface buying experience. This one...

2012-10-28: Is any surprised by the initial Microsoft Surface RT reviews?...

2012-10-27: For my fellow screenshot junkies, here’s my Metro desktop (http://t.co/iHWXoPR5)...

2012-10-27: Ah, thanks. WinKey (i.e., Command on my Mac) was bringing...

2012-10-27: @ddia: Jumping between Metro and the Desktop feels really disjointed....

2012-10-27: I believe that Microsoft is irrelevant in the modern age....

2012-10-27: Jumping back and forth between Metro (i.e., the NEW Start...

2012-10-27: If you use Windows at home, and don’t know all...

2012-10-27: Metro is only partially-baked. They sacrificed obviousness for overt simplicity...

2012-10-27: Running Windows 8 Pro in VMware Fusion on my Mac....

2012-10-27: @lorenb: “OOPSIE” isn’t in the Letterpress dictionary. Neither is “BLARG”....

2012-10-27: Ah, what the heck. Why not? t.co/poxOCaeR → t.co/65684XDz

2012-10-27: Trying out Bing (yes, really). Attempting to get free MS...

2012-10-26: Forever alone… @ Safeway t.co/FfY73LDB

2012-10-26: ♫ soundtracking “Every Breath You Take” by The Police t.co/LrwJqd2H...

2012-10-26: @rdohms @mtdowling: Bashing? PSR-0 is awesome! What is there to...

2012-10-26: @chartier: Not conservatives… Republicans. Some conservatives are pro-Obama.

2012-10-26: RT @mtdowling: Can Drupal 7 run on PHP 5.4?

2012-10-26: I’m falling a little behind on my podcasts. I think...

2012-10-26: Oh, and no iPad mini for me just yet. I’m...

2012-10-26: The in-the-morning me is going to be really mad at...

2012-10-25: “Tim Cook: iPad Mini Priced ‘Aggressively’.” t.co/8PLTIFP4 → t.co/ROtNtwuL

2012-10-25: RT @AmznLinuxSec: ALAS-2012-139: ruby18 Security Update - String Modification Vulnerability:...

2012-10-25: RT @skoop: OH: “The Framework Interoperability Group is like the...

2012-10-25: @the_mantrout: Was that a serious question?

2012-10-25: Clever. “Steve Jobs would never…” t.co/heRXRTPL → t.co/6OJ9ywMp

2012-10-24: @crazycolours @gsnedders: Many of us are guys. You could’ve just...

2012-10-24: RT @tylerhall: I miss Snow Leopard.

2012-10-24: RT @jeremeamia: Awesome keynote at #zendcon by Simone from #aws....

2012-10-24: RT @NorthCreekLife: Don’t let the crazy person in the room...

2012-10-23: iPad 4 is really just an iPad 3.5. Faster CPU...

2012-10-23: >> @sdw: Always fun how Apple times pre-order dates, huh....

2012-10-22: Dear @Xbox, when might I see the dashboard update? Waiting...

2012-10-22: Oh cool. Tech blogs are publishing the names of companies...

2012-10-21: RT @rands: Engineers don’t like titles because most titles are...

2012-10-20: And this is why Nokia is in as much trouble...

2012-10-20: Flying over Idaho. Only one more hour until we land....

2012-10-20: Unfortunately, the in-flight wi-fi is only 0.5 Mbps, which is...

2012-10-20: Flying back to Seattle. Currently over the Dakotas. → t.co/OUUjZMXo...

2012-10-20: RT @cheeaun: Windows Azure seems to support up to Node...

2012-10-20: RT @cheeaun: Windows Azure’s management console is quite cool.

2012-10-20: RT @danrubin: Unsurprisingly, @amazon fails at sharing from the Kindle...

2012-10-20: RT @tylerhall: Nearly a month in, @VerizonWireless LTE data is...

2012-10-19: Delving into conditional regex sub-patterns for the first time. Wish...

2012-10-19: RT @drewm: Stop worrying about SEO and put that energy...

2012-10-19: “Study finds smartphone users top 1B for first time ever.”...

2012-10-19: The first funny thing I’ve seen from Saturday Night Live...

2012-10-18: End of Watch: 7/10 t.co/UAdkaP2r

2012-10-17: RT @mantia: How we can solve the AK-47 problem: Contraceptives....

2012-10-17: “Did Apple and Google really spend more on patents than...

2012-10-17: @VimeoStaff: iPad, which has native H.264 support for all supported...

2012-10-17: Really, @Vimeo? t.co/RkzGLNe4

2012-10-16: RT @chartier: These debates are a joke. Both candidates often...

2012-10-16: RT @chartier: Presidential candidates should be wearing lie detectors the...

2012-10-14: Taco Bell for breakfast. → t.co/wmPeXF4E

2012-10-14: ♫ soundtracking “Tongue-Clucking Grammarian” by MC Frontalot t.co/To2igzQb

2012-10-13: >> @parker: Used apple maps turn by turn again. Worked...

2012-10-12: Me: Hey kids, can you clean up? (Nothing…) Me: Kids?...

2012-10-10: The Jr. High version of my best friend would be...

2012-10-10: @JBrodkin: Sorry, I was being facetious. There’s no such thing...

2012-10-09: For Nerds Only: “Glass Works: How Corning Created the Ultrathin,...

2012-10-09: “Creative pushed Steve Jobs to armor up for the smartphone...

2012-10-09: @JBrodkin: In your VMware article this morning, you mentioned “Amazon...

2012-10-09: Ah, that time of the month when I fire-up Firefox,...

2012-10-09: RT @magentogirl: “I am sorry, this was not in the...

2012-10-09: RT @x10: Sometimes I wish CSS had selectors that worked...

2012-10-09: >> @thoughtbrain: @netbot #bug I can’t unfollow. I get the...

2012-10-09: Just did my first couple of unfollows on ADN. Don’t...

2012-10-09: >> @mrgan: “Apple’s new phone is so boring. They barely...

2012-10-09: RT @gregmaletic: The number of Twitter mailing lists I have...

2012-10-09: >> @parker: I have a feeling Tweetbot for Mac is...

2012-10-09: RT @Jeff_Daniels: Enough. All politicians must be required to make...

2012-10-09: RT @danielpunkass: The best thing about working for myself is...

2012-10-09: RT @snookca: Just used maps on ios6. Flawless victory.

2012-10-08: PHP developers: I’m proposing some enhancements to the PHPDoc standard...

2012-10-08: >> @laurakalbag: Misheard the Chocolatey Cheerios advert and thought they...

2012-10-08: >> @mattgemmell: I think I’ll have a poster printed. Something...

2012-10-08: @feliciaday @drhorrible: The commentary version is better. :)

2012-10-08: RT @BigZaphod: Just saw a short iPhone. LOL.

2012-10-08: @AppJudgment: Not sure what’s up with all the snark, but...

2012-10-08: RT @rjs: Design is what to do. Implementation is how...

2012-10-08: “Old Maps vs. New Maps.” Let’s throw a little intelligent...

2012-10-08: Tired of @Twitter, tweet spam, promoted tweets, and the killing-off...

2012-10-07: Getting ADN notifications from Felix on my iPhone sitting next...

2012-10-07: >> @schilling: Mac OS X 10.8.2 Supplemental Update 1.0 addresses...

2012-10-07: >> @heathr: Guys: imagine that in half the movies you...

2012-10-07: >> @aurynn: I think that if “brands” and corporate “market...

2012-10-07: >> @squozen: The Jaws blu-ray I just got includes a...

2012-10-07: The highlights of the Romney vs Obama presidential debate: Autotuned!...

2012-10-07: “I’ve just about given up on Android.” t.co/GCvrMqHJ This is...

2012-10-07: “Retirees and near-retirees are leaving behind a devastated economy for...

2012-10-07: @chockenberry @rands: I do not like SourceCode Pro, no I...

2012-10-07: @amitppate: Java SDK: t.co/6JyA7D8F; PHP SDK: latest release should handle...

2012-10-06: My review of Apple’s new “EarPod” headphones. t.co/gOKjRHuv → t.co/2ibw8JPN...

2012-10-06: RT @dcurtis: If you don’t constantly feel like everything you...

2012-10-06: RT @dcurtis: After using a Retina display for a while,...

2012-10-06: A band from the San Francisco Bay Area that I...

2012-10-06: RT @bmf: I do not honor Steve with tears. I...

2012-10-06: Even more than ISOs or W3Cs or IETFs or PSRs...

2012-10-06: >> @ryanmclaughlin: Notification badge zero is the new inbox zero....

2012-10-06: RT @gsnedders: Compilers are such whiny bastards.

2012-10-06: Toad the Wet Sprocket re-recorded several of their best songs...

2012-10-06: >> @scottandrew: Romney as fad diet: promise fast results with...

2012-10-05: Okay self — no more staying up until 3am answering...

2012-10-04: HP is in a tail-spin, and Meg Whitman is not...

2012-10-04: @jeremeamia: Yeah. I made sure to put the proper wifi...

2012-10-04: RT @jeffbarr: Amazon S3 - Support for Website Redirects -...

2012-10-04: I’m 11 days into the month, and I’ve already blown...

2012-10-04: >> @chartier: Podcasts need to get shorter. Good grief. →...

2012-10-04: I spent 45 minutes catching up on 3 days of...

2012-10-04: RT @lsegal: Just pushed v1.6.9 of the aws-sdk gem and...

2012-10-04: RT @trevorrowe: We are now pushing ALL commits to Github...

2012-10-04: RT @NBCNews: Free birth control cuts abortion rate dramatically, study...

2012-10-04: RT @factcheckdotorg: Romney said Obama doubled deficits. But Obama inherited...

2012-10-04: >> @cdevroe: I’m ready for iTunes 11. → t.co/ud6313wu

2012-10-04: >> @pth: I spent a good deal of time today...

2012-10-04: >> @jasonsmith: “What’s worse is that those who buy into...

2012-10-04: >> @q: @skyzyx Let’s take that a step further -...

2012-10-04: >> @nella: @skyzyx We need real-time, fact-checking overlays. Or Tony...

2012-10-04: Tell Obama To Stop Siding With Copyright Trolls. t.co/xUFTLcji →...

2012-10-04: >> @berg: Am I alone in wishing that the next...

2012-10-04: >> @stevey: A/S/L #IRC → t.co/UpwZRP6e

2012-10-04: >> @chartier: Apps for t.co/SvEbKnR9. Because, I’m sorry, GitHub is...

2012-10-04: >> @spiritofnine: Obama is talking a lot of specifics, which...

2012-10-04: Homescreen images seem to be all the rage today. Here...

2012-10-04: >> @delboy: The actors (candidates) & razzmatazz attached to an...

2012-10-03: RT @jeremeamia: @lsegal @skyzyx Robo Koopa is gonna get you!...

2012-10-03: RT @lsegal: Totally watching Super Mario Bros Super Show on...

2012-10-03: >> @darnell: Obama needs to stop blaming Bush and Mitt...

2012-10-03: >> @jsnell: I think the rule of the political #debate...

2012-10-03: >> @jason_: I thought Obama Care was modeled after Romney...

2012-10-03: >> @segphault: The only real winner of tonight’s presidential debate:...

2012-10-03: >> @jwisser: Neither President Obama nor Governor Romney seems to...

2012-10-03: >> @marcamos: The first 25 minutes of this thing is...

2012-10-03: >> @spiritofnine: Romney has yet to communicate a clear platform....

2012-10-03: >> @jwolman: Good grief. Lehrer is letting these guys do...

2012-10-03: >> @sng: The response to the assertion that decreasing taxes...

2012-10-03: >> @littlewing0906: Democracy Now expands the #debates to include commentary...

2012-10-03: >> @michelelewis: This is where no one says the government...

2012-10-03: >> @jwisser: Romney just lies. And Obama just tries to...

2012-10-03: >> @zobskewed: Romney said “the sky is blue.” Obama said...

2012-10-03: >> @luken7: I agree with Romney, funding for education should...

2012-10-03: >> @luken7: This debate is quickly turning into fed vs...

2012-10-03: >> @parker: Anytime someone asks me if an awesome iOS...

2012-10-03: “@parker: “I’m voting Republican, The Democrats left a Bad taste...

2012-10-03: #Felix is a very, very good client for a 1.0...

2012-10-03: Well iOS ADN clients, it’s been fun. Really, it has....

2012-10-02: RT @klimpong: AGPL. The safest way for you to make...

2012-10-02: Me: “Son, I would like for you to use the...

2012-10-02: Current status t.co/GrX975QJ → t.co/VLBvGkNO

2012-10-02: Current status: t.co/c1FsrJxq → t.co/q9zESQqX

2012-10-02: >> @chartier: Great to see @adn drop membership price to...

2012-10-02: >> @erikschmidt: The responses to Phil’s “customers or members” question...

2012-10-02: >> @parker: Instagram is Twitter for people who can’t read....

2012-10-02: >> @jmergy: Can’t quite figure out why many tech writers...

2012-10-02: >> @snookca: @shillem I believe Twitter gained its popularity /because/...

2012-10-02: >> @jasonsmith: Daring Fireball: Snappli and Claims of iOS Maps...

2012-10-02: >> @parker: I flagged a couple POI’s on Apple Maps...

2012-10-02: Sucks. t.co/j6tYdhNO → t.co/DhaOzHV3

2012-10-02: From @smashingmag (twitter), I hope that this is as awesome...

2012-10-02: Well, there are some cool things about having support for...

2012-10-02: As much as I love Apple, they suck at social....

2012-10-02: >> @emilcar: @tapbots Incoming Appbot app for iOS? I have...

2012-10-01: Yay! The newest version of Wedge stays still when not...

2012-10-01: >> @juri: Good timing for all the Twitter stupidity. Just...

2012-10-01: The Red Hot Chili Peppers have just released their third...

2012-09-30: Does anybody have a Playstation Vita? What do you think...

2012-09-30: App Judgment and sloppy reporting t.co/QLblRvBA • t.co/sfF2TWVw

2012-09-30: “iOS 6 dropped support for the first-generation iPad […]. In...

2012-09-29: RT @jack: Titles, like “CEO”, get in the way of...

2012-09-29: @apetresc: Because it’s Android. ;)

2012-09-29: Good on Stripe to do this for payments customers. PayPal...

2012-09-29: No, I will not wait 7 to 10 business days...

2012-09-28: New toys were delivered today: A Logitech Harmony One remote,...

2012-09-28: >> @erikschmidt: California isn’t completely dysfunctional yet. Creative Commons licensed...

2012-09-28: >> @parker: Android is for the carriers, not the customers....

2012-09-28: >> @zerodistraction: Features/Issues with Wedge (cc: @billkunz) ✭ Gmail style...

2012-09-28: >> @erikschmidt: Yes, Tim Cook is not afraid to be...

2012-09-28: >> @stevestreza: Not many companies have the stones to say...

2012-09-28: “I just came across Wedge and really like it so...

2012-09-28: @lsegal: Yep. Bugs me too. There’s an extension which will...

2012-09-28: RT @joestump: Color CEO thinks that after taking $40M in...

2012-09-28: .@tweetbot stops dead in its tracks when encountering this tweet....

2012-09-28: RT @jenny_wade: if you’re having girl problems i feel bad...

2012-09-28: I must say: I’m really enjoying the longer, but still...

2012-09-28: “Reread that paragraph. There’s Cook, in a public letter, providing...

2012-09-28: “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”...

2012-09-28: “I applaud Tim Cook for holding accountability for this and...

2012-09-27: >> @zerodistraction: I love the sidebar theme picker in the...

2012-09-27: The best comment of them all: “Madness comes before death.”...

2012-09-27: I’m not big on Country music, but I really dig...

2012-09-27: “EU working group produces the stupidest set of proposed Internet...

2012-09-27: A little irritated by how ill-informed @appjudgment’s (twitter) podcast review...

2012-09-27: >> @danielpunkass: @dalton @manton Or more generally, I guess, a...

2012-09-27: >> @tapbots: We’ve just signed up for t.co/SvEbKnR9, follow us...

2012-09-27: >> @richg: Idea/thought experiment for @adn: as Global grows, it’ll...

2012-09-27: >> @mdhughes: WTF, Seattle. I set up in a nice...

2012-09-27: >> @thomasbrand: People are angry I moved away from Twitter....

2012-09-27: >> @jasontoheal: I would rather have the freedom to make...

2012-09-27: >> @jasontoheal: Apple Products Account For 14 Per Cent Of...

2012-09-26: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 1.5.15: t.co/xRznIwB0 This release...

2012-09-26: Bought and downloaded UFC Trainer for Xbox 360, and did...

2012-09-26: (2/2) I keep hearing about Rivr, though. Would love to...

2012-09-26: For App•net, I tried Rhino first, then Adian, then Spoonbill,...

2012-09-26: >> @holloway: Wow, Wedge for t.co/SvEbKnR9 is a really solid...

2012-09-26: @rapier57: Ah yes. The iPhone 4/4S get turn-by-turn, but not...

2012-09-26: @rapier57: Yeah, it’s been really good for me. 3D turn-by-turn...

2012-09-26: >> @elehack: Again. Debt and cars. These advertisers really know...

2012-09-26: >> @kylepauley: It may not be typical but every time...

2012-09-26: >> @antderosa: US military has designated Assange, WikiLeaks enemies of...

2012-09-26: I have iDevices and an Xbox 360. I’m learning that...

2012-09-26: >> @andrewschmidt: @tonymillion @formfireglass Actually, idea about this! What if...

2012-09-26: >> @jsnell: I am most offended by Twitter and Facebook...

2012-09-26: RT @jhaaren: New York City in 3D. Apple above, Google...

2012-09-26: >> @syn: Oh, good. Yet another sandbox-busting Java bug. The...

2012-09-26: >> @atomicbird: Remember when you could watch Twitter’s public timeline...

2012-09-26: Based on the description alone, I MUST read this link....

2012-09-26: >> @doctorlinguist: “Join Google+. Share the right things with just...

2012-09-26: ♫ soundtracking “Through the Fire and Flames” by DragonForce t.co/5WJVnisY...

2012-09-26: ♫ soundtracking “Through the Fire and Flames” by DragonForce t.co/5WJVnisY...

2012-09-26: >> @angry_drunk: If the collective technical knowledge of Apple Insider...

2012-09-26: RT @devmarks (twitter): Don’t Be A Hero. t.co/06qfRcRQ

2012-09-26: RT @devmarks (twitter): Design for Speed. t.co/CF7PdTNz

2012-09-26: RT @devmarks (twitter): Responsive.is. t.co/AWnO6W9s

2012-09-26: >> @zerodistraction: I love how Reddit commenters suddenly think they’re...

2012-09-26: >> @sazzy: Trying to decide which apps should be promoted...

2012-09-26: RT @gruber: Great ad. Simple and true. t.co/Sl4Tsm0R

2012-09-26: RT @rodica: OH: we can fix that, we’ll include more...

2012-09-26: RT @buck4itt: When my mom gives me a website and...

2012-09-26: RT @jack: iPhone just autocorrected “understand” to “underwear.” Something to…consider....

2012-09-26: RT @chartier: The more I think about the trouble with...

2012-09-26: @SuperNullSet: Great. Our Ruby guys will want to get to...

2012-09-26: RT @devmarks (twitter): The State Of HTML5 Video. t.co/f8FmDM5j

2012-09-26: @SuperNullSet: We can’t fix an issue that we don’t know...

2012-09-26: “Modern Combat 4: Zero Hour.” Impressive graphics and gameplay for...

2012-09-26: Just came across Lightread for Ubuntu (http://t.co/105UlEc4), which looks and...

2012-09-25: “Apple’s commitment to older devices isn’t just great news for...

2012-09-25: “The FBI is renewing its request for new Internet surveillance...

2012-09-25: If this evening’s tweets and posts are any indication, I...

2012-09-25: “Opened twitter•com. Saw a promoted tweet from Blackberry. Closed browser...

2012-09-25: RT @rbates: Multi-file uploads directly to Amazon S3 is tricky...

2012-09-25: RT @devmarks (twitter): InboundWriter. Improve your content. t.co/YD8nD5kM

2012-09-25: RT @Pinboard: I would pay a hundred dollars extra for...

2012-09-25: RT @devmarks (twitter): Adaptive Images in HTML. t.co/VNPFTaEp

2012-09-25: Hallelujah! Updates! t.co/Ze3GGFWc • t.co/dl9GVgBg

2012-09-25: >> @smileykeith: People on StackOverflow have opinions. • t.co/pRzUuriq

2012-09-25: >> @ben: @skyzyx Alpha is a web app built on...

2012-09-25: At the rate that I keep buying App•net apps, I’m...

2012-09-25: RT @rjs: Debates between different points of view are genuinely...

2012-09-25: RT @devmarks (twitter): Wildcard DNS for everyone! t.co/1l3uNs7Z

2012-09-25: Listening to iTunes on shuffle. Suddenly this old-school rock song...

2012-09-25: RT @chriscoyier: Guys this might be a game changer. t.co/9SgqLAiH...

2012-09-25: RT @devmarks (twitter): Glue. t.co/EbBErfcH

2012-09-25: RT @devmarks (twitter): High DPI Images for Variable Pixel Densities...

2012-09-25: RT @chockenberry: Don’t worry Android users, that hack to reset...

2012-09-25: RT @mtdowling: Guzzle’s PEAR package is now fixed (for the...

2012-09-25: Do you build websites? Design, UX, Front-End, Back-end, Web Architecture,...

2012-09-24: So, what is this thing called anyway? Is it “App•net”,...

2012-09-24: Linkin Park has put out an “Acapellas and Instrumentals” version...

2012-09-24: >> @zerodistraction: Extended my network on one end of my...

2012-09-24: Saw it 4 times in the theater, and once after...

2012-09-24: Beautiful simplicity t.co/ceCsLjTo

2012-09-24: >> @angry_drunk: I wonder if my iPhone will scratch if...

2012-09-24: No comment. t.co/0okUctAm • t.co/bgOkpHme

2012-09-24: RT @Clarko: Have you guys heard this band “Mozart” yet?...

2012-09-24: >> @parker: Its been half a day and I havent...

2012-09-24: >> @raphi: I’m slightly worried by the fact that by...

2012-09-24: >> @chockenberry: 5 million people bored out of their fricken’...

2012-09-24: >> @pth: Only 5 Million iPhone sold this weekend, time...

2012-09-24: >> @luken7: On #60minutes last night, both candidates said a...

2012-09-24: Is region-locking still a thing? “Nintendo: Wii U won’t play...

2012-09-24: @wiseg1rly: t.co/K5XB1dyd still works. :)

2012-09-24: RT @lsegal: Ew they remade the TMNT cartoon and it...

2012-09-23: Mobile first. t.co/JjYFJeVL • t.co/wK1K4078

2012-09-23: The Measurement of ‘Nice’ t.co/kB7ie82q • t.co/kAdq8or2

2012-09-23: Looks like Bitly chewed up Last.fm’s link. Here it is...

2012-09-23: Really digging this new track, “Too Close” by Alex Clare....

2012-09-23: >> @zerodistraction: This A6 chip is really something. Next years...

2012-09-23: >> @chartier: Non-5 apps annoy me in a way I...

2012-09-23: @CobieSmulders: I’ve missed the past couple seasons because they’re not...

2012-09-23: RT @amerbob: This is possibly my favourite thing on twitter...

2012-09-23: RT @drewm: DIE PHP SAFE MODE DIE.

2012-09-23: RT @sebastianstadil: Sublime Text 2 is really cool.

2012-09-22: Checking out some new bands at Red Hook Brewery’s “Sausagefest”....

2012-09-22: @wesleyt: Have a URL for Sunspot? I can’t find anything...

2012-09-22: @stevenridings: But in Fresno, Fall doesn’t start until late-October/early-November.

2012-09-22: RT @justinkeller: Burritos are mighty instruments of healing.

2012-09-22: RT @fake_api: I wish we had thought to make a...

2012-09-22: @CalvinF: It’s getting there. It’s definitely more focused than Twitter,...

2012-09-22: I’ve decided that I need to slim down the tech...

2012-09-22: » @chartier: “Speaking as someone who’s owned every iPhone, the...

2012-09-21: @LumaticInc: Yeah, I saw that today. Awesome! Any plans for...

2012-09-21: This phone is so light, I am soooooo gonna drop...

2012-09-21: This is starting to get ridiculous. t.co/1aw5bvWD • t.co/fkcb8Yoz

2012-09-21: » @beewsee: “The iPhone 5 is incredible. I’m immediately surprised...

2012-09-21: RT @marcoarment: I suspect this area is going to get...

2012-09-21: @stevenridings: somebody created a piece of art that was inspired...

2012-09-21: RT @marcoarment: Don’t trust anything you hear about the iPhone...

2012-09-21: @rafer: Great to hear. The app looks great… it’s just...

2012-09-21: » @chartier: “This is utterly unacceptable. The shrink wrapping on...

2012-09-21: » @rands: “So, I’m trying out country music. Any advice?...

2012-09-21: What happens when you blend A Tribe Called Quest and...

2012-09-21: » @chockenberry: “WHAT TIME DOES THE RIM STORE OPEN” •...

2012-09-21: “When your best just isn’t good enough: the Kindle Fire...

2012-09-21: Sync faster! t.co/SR4nRh3n • t.co/HKjFGI0T

2012-09-21: Really wanted to check out T@LumaticInc, but they don’t have...

2012-09-20: Well, besides all of the people who have never used...

2012-09-20: My Twitter value is $213.91, according to t.co/dy4mhFS5 … What...

2012-09-20: RT @seannyELITE: Top Secret iOS6 info: You can still go...

2012-09-20: RT @thomasfuchs: Oh yeah, and you get the best turn-by-turn...

2012-09-20: Not sure what everybody’s complaining about. I’ve been using the...

2012-09-20: With @Twitter cutting off @IFTTT (and everybody else), it’s time...

2012-09-20: RT @danoliver: As of Sept 27 @ifttt will remove ‘all...

2012-09-20: RT @mattgemmell: “Twitter cuts IFTTT’s Balls Off”: t.co/2qORxcUI . I’m...

2012-09-20: RT @HAL9000_: “I’m not paying $700 for Photoshop” - Talk...

2012-09-20: RT @boagworld: I love this quote from @jbrewer (I think)...

2012-09-20: @ianselby: Hahaha. Sure. :)

2012-09-20: New blog post: Clueless Recruiters, Issue #6 t.co/ejeIwd87

2012-09-20: New blog post: Clueless Recruiters, Issue #5 t.co/DgdYcCJY

2012-09-19: @wiseg1rly: Nice!

2012-09-19: And here’s $AAPL over the past 10 years. t.co/FuIkE4cI

2012-09-19: Wow. Just wow. t.co/hFBFYgJv

2012-09-18: RT @chartier: Not sure what the problem is with the...

2012-09-18: RT @NathanFillion: I love when people tell me they are...

2012-09-18: Amazon has awesome specs on their new Kindle Fire HDs....

2012-09-18: RT @brianalvey: Sad: John Mayer’s doctor ordered him to stop...

2012-09-18: RT @thomasfuchs: So Twitter first tries to shut down all...

2012-09-17: “iPhone 5 Pre-Orders Top Two Million in First 24 Hours”...

2012-09-16: A new favorite: Avicii ‘Levels’ Skrillex Remix by @skrillex t.co/mdVKSK9O...

2012-09-16: A new favorite: Skrillex - Right In by @skrillex t.co/OVPXwIsh...

2012-09-15: My handsome boy. t.co/fpEEsY74

2012-09-15: A regal animal. Majestic in all things. t.co/ARxz9ZG0

2012-09-15: RT @BenKasica: I LOVE this… I laugh every time I...

2012-09-15: RT @AmyJane: I honestly thought this menu said “Dirty Kegel...

2012-09-14: “Open always wins. Don’t be evil.” t.co/8jTdz2Zb

2012-09-14: RT @skydart: I’m seriously considering switching to Verizon, but I’m...

2012-09-14: RT @thomasfuchs: Related: best new feature of iOS 6 are...

2012-09-14: RT @stop: Geez, PHP, I forget one little semicolon, and...

2012-09-14: RT @chrismessina: Just realized that “help text” should actually be...

2012-09-14: Preordered. Boom. t.co/tdqssJXd @ATT, it’s been unpleasant knowing you. @Verizon,...

2012-09-13: RT @Busyphilipps25: Guy at in-n-out asked to take a pic,...

2012-09-13: RT @genericsteele: “Hello Eric, I’m a staffer looking for a...

2012-09-13: “What on earth is wrong with you?” @ Safeway t.co/TsPuZhzt...

2012-09-13: Squeezing too hard @ Safeway t.co/91nOfKoK

2012-09-13: Rageless @ Royal India t.co/YdLW1Gjl

2012-09-13: 4 SALE. CHEEP! @ Safeway t.co/jwxmmEaO

2012-09-13: Ferocity @ Royal India t.co/eyINMipP

2012-09-13: RT @breagrant: one of my favorite things is when someone’s...

2012-09-13: “This is Not an Xbox 360 Game. It’s an iPhone...

2012-09-13: @rmccue: Did you really expect anything different?

2012-09-13: RT @paul_irish: Xiki: an interactive shell. About ½ through you’ll...

2012-09-13: RT @mantia: Oh no, I just dropped my phone, I...

2012-09-13: RT @arstechnica: Wii U coming to America Sunday, November 18...

2012-09-13: RT @slimphp: Introducing Slim Framework 2 t.co/p7KriUD6

2012-09-13: ♫ soundtracking “When I’m With You” by JJ Heller t.co/7qJZ3hdB...

2012-09-13: Upgrade season. t.co/NgLyz1Aa

2012-09-12: @rapier57: Also, iPad (3rd gen) gets Siri support. That’s been...

2012-09-12: @rapier57: Been running the betas for a few months, and...

2012-09-12: Updating my devices to the final (GM) build of iOS...

2012-09-12: I’d be either Bob “SVP of none-of-your-business” Mansfield, or Jony...

2012-09-12: If you could be any Apple character, who would you...

2012-09-12: Is it just me, or did Greg Jozwiak seem bored...

2012-09-12: @lsegal: Welcome to the club! :) /cc @jeremeamia @mtdowling @trevorrowe...

2012-09-12: RT @lsegal: It just sunk in: I get PAID to...

2012-09-12: RT @xek: NFC isn’t in iPhone5 because it’s useless. I...

2012-09-12: RT @geoffd: On Apple product release days, I wish Steve...

2012-09-12: @sarahparman: What the—? You tweeted?!

2012-09-12: I’d really wanted to get a white iPhone 4, but...

2012-09-12: @marcoarment: I was really hoping that the Lightning cable would...

2012-09-12: RT @graubart: Pretty sure that the main reason Apple got...

2012-09-12: RT @dcurtis: Watching the iPhone manufacturing process video, it’s almost...

2012-09-12: RT @mg: iPhone 5’s best model will be Verizon. Worldwide...

2012-09-12: RT @dcurtis: The new iPod nano is an abomination. It’s...

2012-09-12: RT @sdw: This ‘Up Next’ feature in iTunes seems awesome!...

2012-09-12: RT @brianalvey: I missed the big iPhone 5 announcement. Did...

2012-09-12: RT @DavidKaneda: Apple, stop attempting to add social features. Please,...

2012-09-12: @fat: How do you specify a Git tag to pull...

2012-09-12: New blog post: iPhone 5 t.co/8qTsW97L

2012-09-11: Tasty, tasty calories… @ McDonald’s t.co/5t46SUjp

2012-09-11: The new built-by-Google YouTube app is now on the App...

2012-09-10: RT @lsegal: Taking elevator one floor = dick move.

2012-09-10: “The problem, tax analysts say, is that it is mathematically...

2012-09-10: RT @earltedly: I noticed the product page had some mistakes...

2012-09-10: RT @amyhoy: it’s official: twitter’s deathknell. they’re moving to drupal....

2012-09-10: @rapier57: Hahaha

2012-09-10: Speaking of, only 35 hours and 7 minutes until the...

2012-09-10: I’m excited about the new iPhone. t.co/vSKGyFx8

2012-09-10: 47 hours and 43 minutes until the new iPhone is...

2012-09-09: One of many reasons why I absolutely love my Mac....

2012-09-09: 59 hours and change until we find out about the...

2012-09-09: One of my favorite jokes. t.co/Z55H1l9w

2012-09-09: @turacma: Hahaha!

2012-09-09: @MuskieMcKay: shrugs Wasn’t in the article.

2012-09-09: “Illiteracy will not be defined by those who cannot read...

2012-09-09: The unemployment rate is 4.1% for a Bachelor’s, 6.6% for...

2012-09-09: RT @angryseattle: It’s officially fall today. Time to switch from...

2012-09-09: A new favorite: Vincent Did It (Formerly FRANKMUSIK) - Dynamo...

2012-09-09: A new favorite: Benny Bennassi - Cinema (Skrillex Remix) by...

2012-09-08: @lsegal: Yeah. And with services like @ifttt, you can push...

2012-09-08: @lsegal: That’s half-true. It’s $50 to write; not $50 to...

2012-09-07: If @Tweetbot were to embrace App•net in their Mac/iOS clients,...

2012-09-07: RT @fhemberger: UTF-8 is twenty years old this week. Finally...

2012-09-07: @rapier57 @twitter: It isn’t that (for me) — rather, I...

2012-09-07: @rapier57 @twitter: Twitter for Mac is not nearly as good...

2012-09-07: @rapier57 @twitter: The “quadrant” that doesn’t make money is the...

2012-09-07: @rapier57 @twitter: So what happens when I choose to not...

2012-09-07: Instead of meeting people where they are, @Twitter is trying...

2012-09-07: @IFTTT: Could you please add support for grouping tasks? I...

2012-09-07: RT @ZeroDistraction: The only Android tablet I’d buy is the...

2012-09-07: Heading to bed whilst listening to Israel Kamakawiwo’ole play some...

2012-09-06: ♫ soundtracking “Somewhere Over the Rainbow / What a Wonderful...

2012-09-06: How sad. I just tried to type my sister’s name,...

2012-09-06: Lazy inaccuracies like this just make me facepalm. There is...

2012-09-06: It looks like the race is finally on between Google+Amazon...

2012-09-06: Looking over Amazon’s latest 8.9” Kindle Fire HD offering with...

2012-09-06: Some doors are meant to stay closed.

2012-09-05: I’m spending too much time yelling at my computer screen...

2012-09-05: I’m now successfully pushing from Twitter → Facebook, Google+ and...

2012-09-05: likes Eye On It (Deluxe Edition) by tobyMac on Ping...

2012-09-05: Loved “Doom Latnemitnes” by Derek Philbert on @Lastfm. t.co/kQ2k11Bd

2012-09-05: Loved “Grasshopper” by Derek Philbert on @Lastfm. t.co/tMPdYgux

2012-09-05: Loved “Time Travel” by Derek Philbert on @Lastfm. t.co/i5LsccRg

2012-09-05: Loved “Get Well Soon” by Derek Philbert on @Lastfm. t.co/RymWGZWL...

2012-09-04: RT @AWSCloudFormer: AWS Elastic Beanstalk Now Available in the AP...

2012-09-04: Let’s compare Apple to Google, HP and Dell. #amazing t.co/72fIJVnk...

2012-09-04: I think we can safely say that Tim Cook is...

2012-09-04: RT @mkruzeniski: “Things which are different in order to be...

2012-09-04: RT @jeffbarr: AWS Elastic Beanstalk - Now Available in Singapore...

2012-09-04: User: Help me! Everything is broken! Dev: Stacktrace, or STFU....

2012-09-04: RT @heathr: Does it make me crotchety that it still,...

2012-09-04: @mantia: shrugs I’m suggesting there’s precedent. t.co/EwzzJwnE

2012-09-04: @mantia: Maybe not “iPhone 5”, but rather the the fifth-generation...

2012-09-03: Optimus Prime is not amused. t.co/D7Pa7RQr

2012-09-03: Michael Clarke Duncan passed away this morning. t.co/kP679d7X

2012-09-03: RT @chartier: Ok iTunes, iOS, and Apple TV engineers. Since...

2012-09-02: My home office, on a normal day. t.co/OuPyLfg8

2012-09-02: The living room after a week with the kids. #messy...

2012-09-02: Namebench is a great tool for finding the fastest available...

2012-09-02: @apetresc: Did a factory reset instead. Need to reconfigure, but...

2012-09-02: I’m plugged directly into my router, and trying to ping...

2012-09-02: RT @marcelor: “Programmers don’t burn out on hard work, they...

2012-09-02: RT @garnaat: Not that S3 supports CORS, you can do...

2012-09-02: RT @jeremeamia: Just read the RFC for Generators in PHP...

2012-09-02: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 1.5.14: This release adds...

2012-09-02: I hate it when I find out that my networking...

2012-09-02: @drewm: I still have my PowerPC Panther installer in my...

2012-09-02: RT @drewm: Last week I lent my brother-in-law an OS...

2012-09-01: My $5 digital optical audio cable was delivered today. It...

2012-09-01: RT @nikita_ppv: Generators accepted and merged for PHP 5.5! t.co/2mbHG0SP...

2012-09-01: Me: Hey pup. Want me to rub your belly? Dog:...

2012-09-01: @jakemcgraw: Hahahaha…. also yes, but in a completely different way....

2012-08-31: If we’re ever going to fix our nation, we need...

2012-08-31: I’ve been asking people for months why I should vote...

2012-08-31: RT @VDOOZER: I am forever filled w distrust for anyone...

2012-08-31: Something about talking to a fake Obama? shrugs

2012-08-31: Romney must’ve said or done something stupid because all of...

2012-08-31: It’s funny how you can be sitting there minding your...

2012-08-30: My daughter is so motherly, I can’t wait to see...

2012-08-30: @philsturgeon @jeremeamia: I know. I was just wondering why we...

2012-08-30: @philsturgeon @jeremeamia: Do you also have a post on the...

2012-08-29: @rapier57: Yeah. I’m surprised how interested I suddenly am with...

2012-08-29: Interactive Martian stuff from NASA. Requires a small plug-in, though....

2012-08-29: OH: “Perforce is the wheel reinvented into a triangle.” —...

2012-08-29: I haven’t been all that into astronomy since I saw...

2012-08-29: I think it’s so awesome that the @MarsCuriosity rover is...

2012-08-29: Gigs here, gigs there, gigs everywhere. I’m clearing out about...

2012-08-29: A new TV pilot is coming from Joss Whedon. t.co/W7e9jInk...

2012-08-29: RT @joestump: Dear Amazon, 1997 called and said even they’re...

2012-08-29: RT @ZeroDistraction: “Introducing the Twitter Certified Prostate Probing Program.”

2012-08-29: RT @fake_api: Want to make your life infinitely easier to...

2012-08-29: RT @fake_api: I cried myself to sleep last night thinking...

2012-08-29: “Verticals.” t.co/qfml5b7H

2012-08-28: RT @CalEvans: Seriously? people STILL put “Rockstar” in Job postings?...

2012-08-28: RT @jonathanstray: Dear users: “it doesn’t work” is not enough...

2012-08-28: RT @joestump: One thing I give Paul supporters credit for:...

2012-08-28: “@JebBush: Couldn’t agree more with @GovChristie’s comments on transforming #education...

2012-08-28: RT @SimplePie: SimplePie 1.3 is now included in WordPress trunk,...

2012-08-28: Wow! Install Firefox 15, and check out this 3D game...

2012-08-28: Spaztastic! t.co/aT8MvVNL

2012-08-27: Who Does The Government Intend To Shoot? t.co/2bSEVFGu

2012-08-27: RT @danfrakes: When the iPhone debuted, it was widely criticized...

2012-08-27: RT @daringfireball: Samsung Shares Drop $12 Billion After Apple’s Court...

2012-08-27: RT @dresdencodak: Dear libertarians & moderate conservatives: the GOP will...

2012-08-27: RT @sazzy: Apologies to anyone on the 6th floor of...

2012-08-27: RT @mantia: I’m intolerant of people who show intolerance to...

2012-08-27: RT @chartier: “RIP Neil Armstrong. I’m sorry they took away...

2012-08-27: You can’t do the same thing over and over again...

2012-08-27: @rmccue: Know anything about this? t.co/GLtaZ5B3 /cc @VictorYap

2012-08-26: I might not completely agree with him, but I really...

2012-08-25: Doing a government-grade wipe of the hard drive in my...

2012-08-25: RT @treestman: Apple revolutionizes mobile with new phone, patents it....

2012-08-25: What I love most about Aaron Sorkin’s characters is that...

2012-08-25: “It was the middle of the night. There was nothing...

2012-08-25: RT @thomasfuchs: Sure, design is “obvious”—there’s no other way Samsung...

2012-08-25: RT @amyhoy: guys. samsung had a presentation deck which took...

2012-08-25: RT @amyhoy: dear angry nerds: if you sit down and...

2012-08-25: “Today was an important day for Apple and for innovators...

2012-08-25: RT @alexanderchee: Mitt thought he made a Birther joke today...

2012-08-25: RT @DavidKaneda: “After losing the trial to Apple, Samsung decided...

2012-08-25: The innovators beat the copycats in court. Samsung must pay...

2012-08-25: RT @eevee: wow samsung has to pay almost as much...

2012-08-25: RT @thomasfuchs: Apple 1,051,855,000 : Samsung 0

2012-08-25: RT @dcurtis: Breaking news: loser loses court case against winner....

2012-08-25: RT @Zee: Apple wins judgement against all Samsung devices in...

2012-08-25: RT @DavidKaneda: Coolest piece of news to come out of...

2012-08-25: RT @marcoarment: Amazon is great at selling more Kindles, cheaper,...

2012-08-24: Beautiful t.co/ZUhPVY8z

2012-08-24: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 1.5.13: This release adds...

2012-08-24: RT @Jennifer_deG: No, Mitt Romney, we don’t care about your...

2012-08-24: @MuskieMcKay: Yeah, more or less. I have a couple of...

2012-08-24: RT @rapier57: Well, Samsung can copy, but it will never...

2012-08-24: RT @TSAgov: We thought about having a “Freedom Friday” theme...

2012-08-24: @abajirao: I agree it was more visceral than technical, but...

2012-08-24: @MuskieMcKay: It wasn’t worth my time a year ago, but...

2012-08-24: It’s been a long time since I’ve had to look...

2012-08-24: After a year of ignoring it, I’m finally giving Google+...

2012-08-24: RT @Jeff_Daniels: NEWSROOM’s Sunday Night Finale: Amidst some masterful storytelling,...

2012-08-24: “I was madder than a skin head watching ‘The Jeffersons’.”...

2012-08-24: RT @Jenna_Marbles: Picture of the year nomination (I made that...

2012-08-24: Twitter to Google Plus t.co/roj7Qhnv #ifttt

2012-08-24: Testing out some fancy Twitter → G+ integration. t.co/257d2vNY

2012-08-23: @rapier57: Yeah… it took me quite a while to realize...

2012-08-23: RT @rapier57: @Skyzyx I messed with the consumer trial of...

2012-08-23: “Why I’m uninstalling Windows 8.” t.co/4qkcyTfz My experience with the...

2012-08-23: “Ron Paul Makes Campaign Stop In Whimsical Jalopy.” t.co/KWyov5t3

2012-08-23: “Republicans Stalling Obama’s Agenda By Speaking, Moving In Slow Motion.”...

2012-08-23: “In Bipartisan Spirit, Obama Makes Deal To Get Kicked In...

2012-08-23: “GOP Trying To Keep Elderly Voting Base Alive Until November.”...

2012-08-23: RT @MuskieMcKay: @Skyzyx I did Mac support when the sugar...

2012-08-23: RT @rapier57: @Skyzyx I had the misfortune of running and...

2012-08-23: I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed.

2012-08-23: “With the iPad included in PC sales, Apple is the...

2012-08-23: New blog post: The New iPhone t.co/2DTJcfWo

2012-08-23: Translation of Selected Portions of AT&T’s Blog Post Regarding FaceTime...

2012-08-23: After being treated so badly as a customer for so...

2012-08-23: Rampant rumor and speculation about the next iPhone. t.co/2DTJcfWo

2012-08-22: Black Widow. t.co/4gugywuZ

2012-08-22: If you make a claim, be prepared to back it...

2012-08-22: “Bananas were meant to be shared. There are no secret...

2012-08-22: “Your job as a designer is to care. About every...

2012-08-22: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 1.5.12: This release adds...

2012-08-22: RT @jina: Getting real. /cc @mkb t.co/zVvzELLw

2012-08-21: It’s ridiculous that content licenses distinguish between a computer screen,...

2012-08-21: Saw a tweet about the new @Hulu! Does that mean...

2012-08-21: “Would you rather go to McDonald’s for dinner?” The answer...

2012-08-21: This is the Republican version of Nancy Pelosi: t.co/J5kXRx9x And...

2012-08-19: Tony Scott article: t.co/wVBWa7xq

2012-08-19: Tony Scott (director of Top Gun, Days of Thunder, Unstoppable,...

2012-08-19: RT @jeremeamia: @Skyzyx that movie is awesome! “Sweet, swirling onion...

2012-08-19: My favorite quote from Rocketman (1997): “Have fun, Randall.” “‘Fun’...

2012-08-18: Zero Dark Thirty (2012): t.co/MzpCmcKX and directed by the amazing...

2012-08-18: Total Recall: 6/10 t.co/iCLOwlCU. Better than the original, but overall,...

2012-08-18: Got a new work computer (2012 13” MacBook Pro —...

2012-08-18: “Let’s do this. I’m a cashew.” — Dane Cook’s cashew...

2012-08-17: RT @jack: Twitter is SO confusing.

2012-08-17: Insomnia!! t.co/ioie2XQq

2012-08-17: My Mac just crashed. Heck, that hasn’t happened in…uh…um…well, a...

2012-08-17: RT @UXYoda: Experience. Measured in years it is not.

2012-08-17: @rem: Also, you can drag it off and hold for...

2012-08-16: Was this double-check-before-you-buy feature always in the Mac App Store?...

2012-08-16: Photoshop too heavyweight? Fireworks too expensive? Check out Pixelmator ($15...

2012-08-16: RT @funkatron: Twitter isn’t about 2006 SXSW attendees anymore. Sorry...

2012-08-16: RT @Tim_Stevens: Soon we won’t be able to complain about...

2012-08-16: RT @sdw: Cool, I built an awesome thing! Hmm, not...

2012-08-16: I’m falling a little behind. Need to catch up soon....

2012-08-16: RT @gruber: Everything I like about Twitter is in the...

2012-08-16: The Apple-designed YouTube app is going away in iOS 6....

2012-08-16: RT @dcurtis: Twitter to developers: don’t compete with us because...

2012-08-16: I really love Twitter-the-Platform, but I’m starting to hate Twitter-the-Company...

2012-08-16: RT @snookca: Twitter for Mac better update soon so that...

2012-08-16: RT @x10: My banker is talking to me in a...

2012-08-16: RT @garnaat: Nice wrapper around the “sucky” #ec2 instance filtering...

2012-08-16: Took a nap from 6:30pm – 9:30pm, and now I’m...

2012-08-16: Ad-hominem attacks. Must be election season. t.co/gqyqcXeE /hat-tip @morgamic

2012-08-16: Wow! @Yellowcard has put out 3 albums in the last...

2012-08-15: Daring Fireball: Thinking This iPad Mini Thing Even Througher t.co/gl4viYbW...

2012-08-15: “The more fedoras, the better. I look like I’m in...

2012-08-13: Q. How many geeks does it take to ruin a...

2012-08-13: RT @saucypickles: Q. How many geeks does it take to...

2012-08-13: RT @dcurtis: Groupon reported an $0.08/share profit. But, when calculated...

2012-08-13: RT @dcurtis: Adobe needs to lock all of the Photoshop...

2012-08-13: RT @Addijay: In other news: I just ate a twizzler...

2012-08-13: RT @tylerhall: I want to use @BackBlaze to backup my...

2012-08-11: I don’t know anything about this game except that the...

2012-08-09: One of 6 I see on my way to work....

2012-08-09: RT @mantia: “Design is how it works.” t.co/VFHdmQfm

2012-08-09: RT @chartier: The new way to threaten your Apple-using friends....

2012-08-09: @mubay: Haha. Well if Google says it’s true…

2012-08-09: RT @culturedcode: Things 2.0 and Things Cloud are now available:...

2012-08-09: I know that some of my friends will roll their...

2012-08-09: RT @arstechnica: Apple owns US smartphone market while Samsung dominates...

2012-08-09: @textmator: I think you mean “free software”, not “open source”....

2012-08-09: In 2008, I went on a liquid diet that enabled...

2012-08-09: In other Hell-freezes-over news, @culturedcode has finally released Things 2.0....

2012-08-09: The former heavyweight code-editing-tool-for-Mac champion of the world, TextMate, is...

2012-08-09: RT @wpbasti: Wow. TextMate 2 at GitHub. GPL 3, but...

2012-08-09: RT @SteveStreza: TextMate 2 is now open source. t.co/x3B5RvN8

2012-08-09: RT @tapbot_paul: Open source is code for, giving up on...

2012-08-09: @drewm: But I agree with you — “Made in the...

2012-08-09: @drewm: It triggers both a sense of National Pride™, as...

2012-08-09: @drewm: “Made in the USA” is a major, major selling...

2012-08-09: RT @AmznLinuxSec: ALAS-2012-116: php Security Update - Remote Attack Vulnerability:...

2012-08-09: RT @trevorrowe: aws-sdk gem v1.6.3 adds support for streaming uploads...

2012-08-08: RT @jenny_wade: listen, maybe don’t date any girl who washes...

2012-08-08: RT @jasonsantamaria: Amazon has a real opportunity to raise the...

2012-08-08: RT @jasonsantamaria: Let’s be clear here: Amazon has succeeded in...

2012-08-08: Impatiently waiting for a delivery.

2012-08-08: If they would have at least followed the iOS Human...

2012-08-08: Just provided feedback for a beta version of an iOS...

2012-08-07: NERDCORE! t.co/t0MvdRin

2012-08-07: The Adjustment Bureau: 7/10 t.co/jj1vCr5P. Sort of a sci-fi/romance flick....

2012-08-07: A lot of people are crapping on Apple’s latest ads,...

2012-08-07: RT @jeremeamia: PHP devs, TRUE is not a correct value...

2012-08-05: 16 GB! Woo! :) t.co/NtqMHMq8

2012-08-03: The state of the music industry. t.co/gkhD2L1a t.co/gkhD2L1a

2012-08-02: @ZachMusgrave: Thanks for bringing clarity. All I’ve seen on Twitter...

2012-08-02: RT @jonathanmayer: Obstructionism in action: On today’s W3C Do Not...

2012-08-02: RT @coates: Some mornings, I like to pretend that the...

2012-08-02: RT @greenberg: An email with the subject “Mountain Lion Released...

2012-08-02: @ZachMusgrave: Perhaps I wasn’t clear. I meant that I don’t...

2012-08-02: @ZachMusgrave: My point last night was simply that just because...

2012-08-02: @ZachMusgrave: (that’s not to say we’re innocent, just that it...

2012-08-02: @ZachMusgrave: Secondly, people have been bullying Christians for thousands of...

2012-08-02: @ZachMusgrave: first of all, I disagree with legal oppression.

2012-08-02: @ZachMusgrave: Freedom is freedom is freedom. But people hurling hate-balls...

2012-08-02: @ZachMusgrave: I hadn’t heard about that detail. And while I...

2012-08-02: @ZachMusgrave: Perhaps in some cases. But choosing not to support...

2012-08-02: Bigotry: It takes one to know one. …or… You can’t...

2012-08-02: America: The place where you can say, think, be, or...

2012-08-01: It’s interesting to see the lefty bigots hating on the...

2012-08-01: @ZeroDistraction: I’ve been seriously considering the same thing.

2012-08-01: RT @ZeroDistraction: Holding an iPhone whilst running on a treadmill...

2012-08-01: RT @jeffbarr: New in #AWS last night: Provisioned IOPS for...

2012-08-01: @mmbechtel: Heh. I grew up in Sanger. Small world!

2012-08-01: RT @Pinboard: To unsubscribe, please submit your request in person...

2012-08-01: RT @Pinboard: Got email from Linkedin thanking me for filling...

2012-08-01: @zachbraff: Did @joshuaradin’s version of Sesame Street ever make it...

2012-07-31: RT @Talking_Teddy: “Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth...

2012-07-31: Ordered a new TV from Amazon. Non-Prime vendor offered earlier...

2012-07-31: RT @jkottke: I love Twitter the service and I am...

2012-07-30: RT @TSAgov: Please get off of #NBC’s back about squelching...

2012-07-30: RT @mtdowling: Released Guzzle 2.8.3. Several bug fixes and added...

2012-07-30: RT @trevorrowe: Did you know the aws-sdk gem now suports...

2012-07-30: @Crooked: Awww… that sounds so good…

2012-07-29: Surprised that OS X Mountain Lion’s Facebook integration (beta) doesn’t...

2012-07-29: @mantia: Yes; You’re right. :)

2012-07-29: @mantia: iTunes 7-9 icon was my favorite so far, but...

2012-07-29: Ah, should have Googled before asking. t.co/ayxyPY2Z

2012-07-29: This appears to be the best non-Smart, non-3D, 55” TV...

2012-07-29: Well, after 6 years and 4 moves, my 42” plasma...

2012-07-29: “Personality and Platforms: Myers-Briggs Samples Social Types.” Interesting if you’re...

2012-07-29: Enterprise killed the OAuth star. t.co/PYvaK2JH

2012-07-28: Today would have been my 11th anniversary. It’s also been...

2012-07-28: @joestump: Seattle comes darn close.

2012-07-28: RT @amyhoy: RT @NathanBowers: As usual, the quality of a...

2012-07-28: @ryah: I’m sure that Doug Crockford does. :)

2012-07-28: RT @chockenberry: And the irony of someone in that broadcast...

2012-07-28: RT @Pinboard: Imagine a future where someone makes a browser...

2012-07-27: RT @barbariangroup: @stwo Look forward to September. We’ve got a...

2012-07-27: Nom nom nom Frosty. @ Wendy’s t.co/y1eHccWs

2012-07-27: RT @drewm: I’d feel less worried about the prospect of...

2012-07-27: @GrowlMac: How can I get my hands on a beta...

2012-07-25: John Siracusa’s Lord-of-the-Rings-length OS X Mountain Lion review is now...

2012-07-25: OS X Mountain Lion is out! I’ve been running it...

2012-07-24: @firecore: Do you currently have an ETA for iOS6b3 support,...

2012-07-24: HP Offers ‘That Cloud Thing Everyone Is Talking About’. t.co/uKpPhcre...

2012-07-24: Breaking Bad, Season 4 is now on Netflix. Time to...

2012-07-23: RT @jeremeamia: Anyone familiar with any good security auditing tools...

2012-07-23: RT @jsnell: @mantia Apple™ iPhone® Galaxy Series 4 S III...

2012-07-23: @ATTCustomerCare: Attempting to login to t.co/bhYodCCS with latest Firefox/Safari/Chrome (Mac)...

2012-07-23: Election time is coming, where we decide whether or not...

2012-07-22: Just tried using a Kindle Fire for the first time....

2012-07-21: Matthew @ Space Needle t.co/WsEFbPi6

2012-07-21: RT @zachbraff: Retweet if you would see a movie starring...

2012-07-21: RT @mpknecht: We used to complain about bands selling out,...

2012-07-21: RT @rauchg: @awscloud I would love to deploy micro-instances to...

2012-07-21: RT @securityhulk: DEAR LARGE WEBSITES. ASSUME YOUR PASSWORD STORAGE IS...

2012-07-20: @mubay: Just got home and read their response. Whoops!

2012-07-20: “@celebboutique: #Aurora is trending, clearly about our Kim K inspired...

2012-07-20: RT @stevelosh: current @sparrow users’ status: t.co/UDk14eHb

2012-07-20: RT @alexknowshtml: Was nice knowing you, Sparrow :( t.co/0CVH7Xpp

2012-07-20: RT @chartier: Google bought Sparrow?! t.co/aiZOjOy4

2012-07-20: RT @verge: Google acquires Sparrow t.co/NFy6I9zr

2012-07-20: RT @sparrow: We’re excited to announce that Sparrow has been...

2012-07-19: 8 processor cores, 60 GB RAM, 10-gigabit networking, and 2...

2012-07-18: @rapier57: My understanding was that it was only “PCs”, and...

2012-07-18: I didn’t realize this, but Apple is the third-largest computer...

2012-07-18: Attempting to install Android 4.0 onto my HP TouchPad via...

2012-07-18: Art @ Stonehedge Village Apartments t.co/xUQywIvi

2012-07-18: @codinghorror: With Android’s track record, are you sure you wanna...

2012-07-18: RT @funkatron: Want library that will create nice HTML content...

2012-07-18: RT @tjholowaychuk: haha wow facebook, this is how you don’t...

2012-07-18: RT @chriscoyier: Worst social media team ever? t.co/h170sfjC Looks like...

2012-07-18: Heck, I’d bet that the people running @ShellisPrepared have “social...

2012-07-18: RT @tugmacroin: @ShellisPrepared Looks like this ad campaign might be...

2012-07-18: If you check out the @ShellisPrepared user-generated content campaign, some...

2012-07-18: I think it’s become pretty clear that @ShellisPrepared has absolutely...

2012-07-18: Like Crazy: 9/10 t.co/45H5vF3e. A story of love and tragedy,...

2012-07-18: RT @tapbot_paul: Now that the Nexus 7 is here I...

2012-07-18: @stevenridings: Aren’t you Pastoring in Texas?

2012-07-18: @instapaper @Pinboard: Yay!

2012-07-18: RT @instapaper: Use @Pinboard? You can now replace your password...

2012-07-18: Dear Marissa Mayer… t.co/uOq6FeYx

2012-07-18: @HyperDock: Great to know. Thanks!

2012-07-18: Support @EFF — Fight back against bogus lawsuits, like the...

2012-07-17: @HyperDock: HyperDock appears to be broken on 10.8 GM build....

2012-07-17: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 1.5.10: This release adds...

2012-07-17: RT @meganamram: Crazy but true: “Dark Side of the Moon”...

2012-07-17: @stevenridings: The face-to-face process doesn’t scale when you’re interviewing dozens...

2012-07-17: RT @chartier: AT&T to charge you for breathing while on...

2012-07-17: RT @thomasfuchs: Current status t.co/afCKQyTr

2012-07-17: Is that a cute girl walking in front of me?...

2012-07-17: “The so-called Apple Tax.” t.co/vVTVANWr

2012-07-17: In Memoriam: Even in losing, how Digg won. t.co/fotN746F

2012-07-16: After disastrous installs of iOS 6 Betas 1 & 2...

2012-07-16: RT @chartier: Remember when “twoosh” was a thing?

2012-07-16: RT @TSAgov: The #TSA’s purpose is not to stop terrorism....

2012-07-16: iOS 6.0 Beta 3 for Apple TV finally allows you...

2012-07-14: Hey all! My friend @LyonGrrrl is finally on Twitter! Follow...

2012-07-14: @codinghorror: Yeah, but at least PHP programmers can figure out...

2012-07-14: RT @rauchg: How would you improve the UX/UI of the...

2012-07-13: RT @kenfisher: Digg died because it killed the meaning of...

2012-07-12: RT @jeremeamia: Version 1.5.9 of the #aws #sdk for #php...

2012-07-12: RT @jeremeamia: Analogy of the day: Java is to JavaScript...

2012-07-12: An early discussion of what PHP 5.5 might look like,...

2012-07-12: RT @sdw: So anyone can pretty much put shit like...

2012-07-12: I really like @Tweetbot for Mac (it reminds me of...

2012-07-12: RT @substack: Employees should insist on being able to release...

2012-07-12: “PHP: The Right Way” is an easy-to-read, quick reference for...

2012-07-12: RT @jeffbarr: AWS Elastic #Beanstalk - Two Additional Regions Supported...

2012-07-09: Apple released the GM build of OS X Mountain Lion...

2012-07-09: RT @trevorrowe: Going to #OSCON? Interested in #AWS? Come to...

2012-07-08: Matthew: Daddy—peek at you! Ryan: What? M: Peek achoo! R:...

2012-07-08: So, wait… the only way to watch @HBO shows (above...

2012-07-08: Men in Black 3: 8/10 t.co/PXpvnxa6. A fun popcorn movie....

2012-07-08: Prometheus: 6/10 t.co/nquwjSXB. A let-down after looking forward to it...

2012-07-08: The Amazing Spider-Man: 8/10 t.co/slcuWgWK. Great! Better storytelling than Sam...

2012-07-08: Brave: 6/10 t.co/jLCmWt0X. Fantastic animation coupled with an empty plot....

2012-07-08: Cast Away: 5/10 t.co/GeOKsjTR. Hanks does a great job of...

2012-07-08: Videodrome: 4/10 t.co/6cfgWUEF. While not the weirdest movie, nor the...

2012-07-08: RT @SimplePie: Just in case anyone missed it, SimplePie 1.3...

2012-07-06: @macports: Is there any way to submit fixes to incorrect...

2012-07-05: The first day of Seattle’s summer has been quite beautiful...

2012-07-05: @rmccue: Whoops. I previously read “You can’t…”. In retrospect, my...

2012-07-05: @rmccue: Oh, I know. But it’s still awesome. :)

2012-07-05: RT @rmccue: Searched “API reference” to get an idea of...

2012-07-04: likes Falling Inside the Black by Skillet on Ping t.co/99jixwnG...

2012-07-04: Tweeting about t.co/rUriQ41U so that I can get some free...

2012-07-03: RT @dr4goonis: The FAQ section is now available on the...

2012-07-03: RT @greggretsch: Since release of iPhone 5 years ago, market...

2012-07-03: RT @rands: When you say “Detail oriented,” I hear “Gives...

2012-07-03: RT @RealRonHoward: Andy Griffith His pursuit of excellence and the...

2012-07-03: RT @theloop: RIM CEO: ‘There is nothing wrong with the...

2012-07-03: RT @thomasfuchs: Wearing my designer t-shirt. t.co/U1Te6Xrm

2012-07-03: RT @awscloud: Details regarding the service disruption which occurred on...

2012-07-02: Between “Cars 2” and “Brave”, I’m genuinely afraid that Pixar...

2012-07-02: RT @SimplePie: All tests including the old-style are now passing...

2012-07-01: Sugar and caffeine at 11pm. #brilliant. In other news: I...

2012-06-30: It’s my dog’s first time at the vet in a...

2012-06-30: @reederapp: Is there any way to completely disable Flash/Silverlight/Whatever in...

2012-06-30: Microsoft’s developer problem – t.co/1LHCQFq2 t.co/e9RFDE5T

2012-06-30: Skrillex’s “Bangarang” as sung a cappella by a Dutch choir....

2012-06-29: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 1.5.8.1: This release adds...

2012-06-29: RT @Pinboard: Everything I’ve learned about customer service I’ve learned...

2012-06-29: RT @alyankovic: Sorry to hear that Tom Cruise’s marriage has...

2012-06-29: RT @adampolselli: Designers are decision makers, not option creators. You...

2012-06-29: RT @drewm: Sublime Text 2 keeps confusing me by being...

2012-06-29: From the new album! ♫ “POWERLESS” by @linkinpark t.co/ehLSkyOf

2012-06-28: @rmccue: Yes, but many people don’t believe that income inequality...

2012-06-28: @rmccue: The U.S. is still very conservative compared to the...

2012-06-28: @rmccue: Valid point. The counter argument is that people should...

2012-06-28: @rmccue: No, you misunderstand. Half the country DOESN’T WANT universal...

2012-06-28: @rmccue: Also, there’s a very stark divide in our 2-party...

2012-06-28: @rmccue: it’s fundamentally an issue of being told what to...

2012-06-28: @rmccue: Capitalism & individualism. One person should not be forced...

2012-06-28: RT @catherinelamb_: #missingperson #linnealomax Have info? Contact the sheriff @...

2012-06-28: RT @chockenberry: I love the period of time between a...

2012-06-27: New blog post: Dieter Rams on Creative Engineers t.co/N90GjVc1

2012-06-27: “These people then became ‘pretend cop - wanna bes’, were...

2012-06-27: Upgraded my iPhone 4 to iOS 6b1, then had to...

2012-06-26: More nonsensical ass-hattery from the TSA. t.co/uVmJmr9H

2012-06-26: “Red State”, a thriller about a Westboro Baptist-style cult, by...

2012-06-25: @codinghorror: not even a little new. The second release of...

2012-06-25: How movie theaters SHOULD be laid out. t.co/ptP5wjeS /cc @TheOatmeal...

2012-06-25: Predicting the next Mac desktops. t.co/94IPBzGM

2012-06-25: So, I got into work this morning, and this happened…...

2012-06-24: For those who haven’t forgotten about them by now, Linkin...

2012-06-22: RT @daschl: @joedevon that one is the best answer ever:...

2012-06-22: @smashingmag: JSHint (with an H) is an improved fork of...

2012-06-22: @joestump: Completely agree. If we make crap, we should catch...

2012-06-22: Compare these keynotes. Apple is about craftsmanship t.co/mqQYjNOW. Microsoft is...

2012-06-21: Interesting editorial of Microsoft’s announcement of their “Surface” tablet. t.co/HaqpFtIr...

2012-06-21: RT @rapier57: US Attorney General cited for contempt of Congress???...

2012-06-21: @stevenridings: :)

2012-06-21: Just left the office. I think I got all of...

2012-06-21: Declaring Twitter bankruptcy. Sorry guys. I hope you haven’t said...

2012-06-20: Too much awesome. :) t.co/gdcdXzfv

2012-06-18: RT @Pogue: Of the 10 most pirated 2011 movies, guess...

2012-06-18: RT @gwire: “National security” is the sudo for governments, isn’t...

2012-06-18: ♫ soundtracking “Love Delicatessen” by The Presidents of the United...

2012-06-18: April showers bring May… showers. Which bring June… showers. #seattle...

2012-06-17: Needing to do the whole round of Father’s Day phone...

2012-06-17: Installed Mountain Lion DP4 last week and everything went smoothly....

2012-06-13: Finally getting around to checking out the first season of...

2012-06-12: @DavidKaneda: It’s been completely removed. :(

2012-06-12: Checking out a new show, #Longmire, starring @KateeSackhoff from Battlestar...

2012-06-12: “Three Takeaways From Today’s WWDC Keynote.” t.co/aFU3qkOE

2012-06-12: “Into The Wild: Lost Conversations From Steve Jobs’ Best Years.”...

2012-06-12: @iMZDL: The iPad firmwares are reversed. iPad3,2 is AT&T. t.co/1i3Aq6sI...

2012-06-11: @iMZDL Can you add iOS6b1 for Verizon iPad 3 (iPad3,3)?...

2012-06-08: Son: My feet hurt! Me: Well, it’s because your shoes...

2012-06-08: Heh. t.co/z7hbhdr1

2012-06-08: RT @KenJennings: It’s like I’m the only person in this...

2012-06-08: RT @jeremeamia: #creepy #php goto sleep; sleep: die;

2012-06-07: Steve Jobs on the File System t.co/bGb9JiIO

2012-06-06: @mtdowling: Or maybe some of us just enjoy the flexibility...

2012-06-06: If the answer is ‘no’ for too many days in...

2012-06-06: “If today were my last day on earth, would I...

2012-06-05: RT @billmaher: Is it treason to purposefully block any help...

2012-06-04: “All Things D Is Haunted by the Man Who Isn’t...

2012-06-04: RT @BrushYourTeeth: I can’t be the only one who watched...

2012-06-04: E3 keynotes = The boring part of Apple keynotes where...

2012-06-03: Found the 2003 remastered HD edition of Alien yesterday and...

2012-06-02: RT @joestump: Surely with that ad-I-have-scroll-past-on-every-page feature on my cable...

2012-06-02: I just finished beating Portal. For science. Time to start...

2012-06-01: Smiling @ Five Guys Burgers and Fries t.co/64N6SB9C

2012-06-01: Making a point @ Five Guys Burgers and Fries t.co/b4bcghRC...

2012-06-01: RT @jenny_wade: if at first you don’t succeed, kill everyone...

2012-05-28: Is there a protocol for beating down upstairs neighbors who...

2012-05-28: Spending Memorial Day on the couch, coughing, sneezing and blowing...

2012-05-27: @jenny_wade: Awesome! I can’t wait!

2012-05-27: @jenny_wade: What projects are you working on these days? I...

2012-05-27: RT @funkatron: ADIDAS: All Day I Dream About Scrabble

2012-05-27: Just took some expectorant (Sudafed). Let’s see how much of...

2012-05-26: So apparently the Kinect can auto-adjust its sensor. It was...

2012-05-25: Dear @Hulu: Every time a show is marked as “web...

2012-05-24: The former webOS team has left HP for Google. Any...

2012-05-24: I’m 6 episodes into the first season of Game of...

2012-05-23: @kprobbins @jeremeamia: Is the config.inc.php file stored in the root...

2012-05-23: @kprobbins @jeremeamia: How are you passing credentials to the AmazonS3()...

2012-05-23: @kprobbins: I don’t, but @jeremeamia does.

2012-05-23: @kprobbins: Yes?

2012-05-23: RT @mantia: SCENE: Bro. Running, breaking through glass websites. A...

2012-05-23: RT @rands: Yahoo’s chance to “redefine the web” is roughly...

2012-05-23: I couldn’t have said it better myself. t.co/mEw5yGgj

2012-05-23: I’m seeing reports that Yahoo! just launched a new web...

2012-05-22: Does anybody know of a tool like Composer or Bundler...

2012-05-22: Dear Facebook app for iPhone, Please stop sucking so badly....

2012-05-22: @rdohms @jeremeamia: It’s not PSR-0 compliant yet, but that’s one...

2012-05-22: @rdohms @jeremeamia: We’re working on PHP 5.3 stuff first, but...

2012-05-21: I don’t understand much about electricity & circuits, but this...

2012-05-21: All PHP devs: PSR-1 <t.co/JjvkHE00&… and PSR-2 <t.co/Uq0ggskB&… are being...

2012-05-21: RT @rmccue: I think it’s time to take a stand...

2012-05-20: @stefsull: For pizza delivery, the drivers never, ever, ever receive...

2012-05-20: Ben Folds Five is doing a new album, skipping the...

2012-05-19: RT @DavidKaneda: Subversion? MORE LIKE SLOWVERSION AMIRITE?!

2012-05-19: RT @matociquala: Dear HBO: the 4-minute unskippable promos on your...

2012-05-19: RT @Colin_Hanks: If I can’t teach my kid how to...

2012-05-19: RT @chartier: Meanwhile, a class action suit would be launched...

2012-05-19: RT @chartier: Amazon plans to sell ads on the Kindle...

2012-05-19: RT @ConanOBrien: Today, Facebook went public, just as MySpace’s last...

2012-05-18: RT @sdw: I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum…...

2012-05-18: “Samsung’s bullshit Galaxy pre-order numbers.” t.co/96Z5J8yH

2012-05-18: Comcast/Xfinity is bumping the monthly bandwidth cap to 300 GB/mo...

2012-05-18: RT @turacma: Amazing view from the office tonight… t.co/KPhkd2XT

2012-05-18: @alfredapp: Screenshots or it didn’t happen. :)

2012-05-18: So wait… why did HP buy Palm again? So they...

2012-05-18: RT @JewelStaite: Watched The Vow on the plane and I’s...

2012-05-18: RT @ragecurator: Whenever There is a Sub. t.co/uSDqOT1K t.co/qhmMSj9X

2012-05-18: Go, $FB! Go!

2012-05-18: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 1.5.6: This release adds...

2012-05-17: The Vow: 7/10 t.co/daA2irbs. Was in the mood for something...

2012-05-17: RT @davglass: I think Facebook’s IPO should be based on...

2012-05-16: They’re watching you… @ Nordstrom Corporate HQ t.co/ONvGDpoU

2012-05-16: Mannequin @ Nordstrom Corporate HQ t.co/sdGm5vB0

2012-05-15: How Yahoo Killed Flickr and Lost the Internet. t.co/4tz9zkuF

2012-05-14: RT @BenFolds: New Ben Folds Five album coming out. If...

2012-05-14: RT @davglass: iOS should have a keychain & a setting...

2012-05-14: RT @dom: The extra-extra ending of The Avengers ranks among...

2012-05-14: “I’d shut it down and give the money back to...

2012-05-13: Watching Cougar Town: Southern Accents on @hulu: t.co/LrYmVCXp

2012-05-12: Scientists discover the oldest, largest body of water in existence...

2012-05-12: Time to order a new multi-terabyte drive. t.co/KWMl5KPI

2012-05-12: Just filled up my 1 TB drive with what used...

2012-05-12: @rmccue: The Avengers and Cabin in the Woods are both...

2012-05-12: The Avengers: 8/10 t.co/UktorMfw. I’m generally not a fan of...

2012-05-11: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011): 9/10 t.co/kWZlvPug. Graphic....

2012-05-11: My gitspective: t.co/43Oo4bFu

2012-05-11: Today feels like a Smashing Pumpkins kind of day.

2012-05-11: RT @marcoarment: Our dryer has “Less Dry”, “Normal Dry”, and...

2012-05-11: “It’s a classic problem that all soon-to-be disrupted companies face,...

2012-05-11: “OK candidates, make believe we don’t have bedrooms. Now, what...

2012-05-11: RT @ElayneBoosler: OK candidates, make believe we don’t have bedrooms....

2012-05-10: @amyhoy: Heh. In California, a house built in the 1960’s...

2012-05-10: @VZWSupport: As long as iPhone 5 has LTE, definitely. CDMA...

2012-05-10: @mediahack: True. Unfortunately, the last time I decided to go...

2012-05-10: It’s time to get up and get ready for work....

2012-05-10: RT @jeremeamia: Awesome article about using Amazon DynamoDB as a...

2012-05-10: Like good music? Check out “A Sucker for Pumps” by...

2012-05-10: likes A Sucker For Pumps by Ayomari & Tiron on...

2012-05-09: RT @mza: Save the date: #AWS is coming to Vegas....

2012-05-09: RT @mza: “Mastery is Well-Informed Improvisation” - nice article from...

2012-05-09: Either AT&T is throttling me, or their Seattle service has...

2012-05-09: Smurftastic @ Downtown Seattle t.co/svK6Lw54

2012-05-08: @flyosity: The atheistic wackos and pro-gay bigots are out in...

2012-05-08: @rmccue: Eh, bittersweet.

2012-05-08: Finalized. It’s over.

2012-05-08: RT @joestump: The irony of the “cloud lock-in” argument is...

2012-05-08: RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: To make error is human. To propagate error...

2012-05-08: RT @mtdowling: Released Guzzle 2.5.0. About 500% faster, bug fixes,...

2012-05-08: OH: “The tires have been kicked and have been left...

2012-05-08: @cyberduckapp: Is there any way to construct a link that...

2012-05-07: Tomorrow’s the big day. Feeling a little nostalgic… in a...

2012-05-06: Current status: t.co/c2NyUizZ

2012-05-06: RT @ragecurator: Wifi Rage. t.co/dWsuIttW t.co/ki7rlyhK

2012-05-06: Back from vacation and trying to get everything in my...

2012-05-06: likes Through Paris In a Sportscar by Apocalyptica on Ping...

2012-05-06: likes Underwater Sunshine (Or What We Did On Our Summer...

2012-05-06: ^5 “I built Guzzle, a PHP HTTP client” - @mtdowling...

2012-05-06: ^5 “I work on the AWS SDK for PHP” -...

2012-05-06: I’m developing a user-friendly doc generator called Vanity. t.co/OT6FsYtn

2012-05-05: Back in Seattle. Cold, depressing Seattle. :(

2012-05-05: View of South Lake Union, Seattle t.co/w4pJZzbm

2012-05-05: View of Seattle t.co/bvHbE20D

2012-05-05: She’s going to kill me… t.co/wH0jza7W

2012-05-04: RT @ekampf: OSX is for building websites, Linux is for...

2012-05-04: Berners-Lee: “Don’t let record labels upset web openness.” t.co/C9o3EPZ1

2012-05-04: It’s almost noon, and I’m just waking up. I love...

2012-05-03: Hanging out at Starbucks with pretty much nothing to do....

2012-05-03: The Hunger Games: 5/10 t.co/7qtM8Xbh. Meh. Okay story, but way...

2012-05-03: Laughter t.co/fL41iFRS

2012-05-03: Cherry Blossoms t.co/OT8nCOm8

2012-05-02: OH: “…And by ‘crazy’, I mean ‘love’.”

2012-04-28: There’s so much sunshine today that I actually feel hyper....

2012-04-28: @rapier57: Delicious! urgle

2012-04-28: Wienerschnitzel chili dogs and Pepsi. Bring on the heartburn. :)...

2012-04-27: Home.

2012-04-27: RT @ragecurator: After an intermittent blackout period. t.co/7rN6xp7P t.co/wtRT0pWs

2012-04-27: RT @rapier57: #TSA background check failure. “Security was not at...

2012-04-27: RT @dcurtis: Not said often enough: “This is shit, do...

2012-04-27: RT @dshafik: Dear @Github, can you add HTTP request/response syntax...

2012-04-27: RT @TomNomNom: I wrote a book about PHP t.co/7oIbPMiJ

2012-04-27: Coconut Fried Ice Cream on White: A study in still...

2012-04-27: @MuskieMcKay: I haven’t worked on SimplePie in almost 3 years....

2012-04-27: RT @MuskieMcKay: @Skyzyx did you see the hobby news aggregator...

2012-04-27: RT @MuskieMcKay: Merging feeds with SimplePie and PHP t.co/eOMETkTG @Skyzyx...

2012-04-26: RT @joe_hill: Sad Avengers spoiler: FOX is going to cancel...

2012-04-26: Sarah Michelle Gellar’s new show #Ringer has been fairly slow...

2012-04-26: Pls RT: Obama threatens to veto #CISPA. Urge him to...

2012-04-25: “Apple sold 11.8 million iPads during the quarter, a 151...

2012-04-25: Officially abandoning #Flickr. It’s been a fun 7 years as...

2012-04-24: @x10: I know what you mean… :)

2012-04-24: RT @x10: I wish it was possible to buy some...

2012-04-24: @sdw @dcurtis: A Photoshop comp does not a user experience...

2012-04-24: @sdw @dcurtis: Designers should have skills in multiple design disciplines....

2012-04-24: Wait… this is from Adobe? t.co/fMGwr7bY. Feeling a bit dumbfounded...

2012-04-24: @tylerhall @MLBTV: They’re the product of an ancient world where...

2012-04-24: With as slow as AT&T’s 3G is, I’m glad I...

2012-04-24: @mubay: Netflix, Hulu & iTunes Match do me in. I...

2012-04-24: RT @mezzoblue: A sure sign it’s coffee break time: I...

2012-04-24: RT @SaraBareilles: So… I literally just jumped up and down...

2012-04-24: Bumped up to Verizon’s 5 GB “4G LTE” plan for...

2012-04-24: I blew through 4 GB of wireless data on my...

2012-04-23: RT @ragecurator: True Forever Alone. t.co/ZueAXfxk t.co/UuxxwoXt

2012-04-23: Matthew: “I’m six and three–quarters… but I’m not a quarter.”...

2012-04-22: @ZeptoLab: Any word on retina iPad graphics for Cut the...

2012-04-22: @gameloft: Any word on retina iPad updates? I have Spiderman,...

2012-04-22: I’ve been corrected: Oscars are for movies; Emmys are for...

2012-04-22: If John Noble hasn’t won an Oscar for his portrayal...

2012-04-22: @CourteneyCox @ChristaBMiller: Dead Mom Five!

2012-04-19: Cabin in the Woods: 8/10 t.co/F0WJUGog. Whedon’s spin on teenagers...

2012-04-19: RT @trevorrowe: I just released aws-sdk v1.4.1 with support for...

2012-04-19: Bought a homeless guy a sandwich, and missed my 9:45pm...

2012-04-19: Netflix CEO’s Comcast comments get FCC’s attention. t.co/XYGBX1Vc

2012-04-17: More people are watching Two and a Half Men than...

2012-04-16: @timwhitlock @mza: AWS forked CloudFusion 2 years ago to create...

2012-04-15: American Reunion: 8/10 t.co/HNYPPV6d. It was great to see the...

2012-04-15: Fell asleep during Blade Runner last night. Trying again this...

2012-04-14: Okay, okay. Let’s see what this whole Blade Runner thing...

2012-04-14: Signs: 8/10 t.co/GyOzlT9K. One of the better films by M....

2012-04-14: The Raid: Redemption 7/10 t.co/Mj0DF1ES. Non-stop action. Tarantino-like. Life is...

2012-04-14: Mirror Mirror 6/10 t.co/Ay3roI8a. Fun and entertaining, but definitely geared...

2012-04-12: Just found out about PHP’s PSR-1 proposal yesterday. It got...

2012-04-12: @popthestack: I haven’t been allowed to work on it for...

2012-04-12: Don’t knock my smock or I’ll clean your clock.

2012-04-10: RT @ovnicraft: “Perl is “some assembly required”. Python is “batteries...

2012-04-10: RT @andymangold: A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s...

2012-04-10: RT @amyhoy: wake up (late, admittedly) and all THIS happened....

2012-04-10: @pendolino: t.co/lmLLGaAE

2012-04-10: They just won’t learn: Hollywood brags about backroom dealing in...

2012-04-09: RT @CourteneyCox: Super excited Cougar Town is back tomorrow night!...

2012-04-09: RT @VDOOZER: Cougar Town on tomorrow. I swear.

2012-04-09: I feel like I’ve been punched in the stomach. I...

2012-04-08: RT @ferociousj: Shit, I forgot about: (1) Stores being closed...

2012-04-08: RT @Oatmeal: Happy Easter t.co/rLHh9cOR

2012-04-07: New track by “Vincent Did It” (formerly FRANKMUSIK) called Dynamo;...

2012-04-07: “So, the best way to get Sister to leave me...

2012-04-07: Julianna. #jittergram t.co/TNd3vvEP

2012-04-07: Matthew monster face. #jittergram t.co/y2wuLaU6

2012-04-07: Waggy tail. #jittergram t.co/IkZTlyFP

2012-04-07: RT @JoeTrippi: Funny or sad that Washington holds backroom talks...

2012-04-07: RT @zachbraff: “Hold on, what is the deal with these...

2012-04-06: PR and lawyers killed the CloudFusion star. :(

2012-04-06: If you love the product you’ve created, don’t get acquired,...

2012-04-06: .@Tweetbot is the new king of iOS Twitter clients, but...

2012-04-06: Wow @Twitter really did kill Tweetie didn’t they? Tweetie used...

2012-04-05: (However, I understand that many of you likely have the...

2012-04-05: Working from home again today. Lame. Tired of sitting at...

2012-04-05: My 2 x 2TB hard drives got delivered this morning....

2012-04-05: Why I’d like a “license type” setting for GitHub projects....

2012-04-02: RT @dhh: iPad 1 was a poor man’s laptop for...

2012-04-02: @OHFRANKMUSIK: Awesome! But since the site is a giant image,...

2012-04-01: @zeldman, @gruber, @anildash: What happens to @readability funds that are...

2012-04-01: .@Vada, @MatthewClower and I came up with the idea for...

2012-04-01: I just dictated an entire rough draft of an upcoming...

2012-04-01: Apparently @Zeldman and @Gruber are fighting over @Readability. Ah, the...

2012-04-01: The new “Total Recall” remake starring Colin Farrell and the...

2012-04-01: RT @fabpot: I’ve just released #Pirum 1.1.0. It now also...

2012-04-01: Watching “The Muppets Take Manhattan” for the first time.

2012-03-31: Starving. Forgot to eat dinner. Taco Bell to the rescue,...

2012-03-31: @kevinrose: I’d guess ArtRage. t.co/hJCjmxsv

2012-03-30: “Give me apps with graphics that have been updated for...

2012-03-30: It’s taken 22 years but I finally own one of...

2012-03-30: RT @okpants: Gonna start exploring the world with the same...

2012-03-30: @stevenridings: My upgraded iPad 2 is $600. You can get...

2012-03-29: The fact that I’ve been able to dictate my last...

2012-03-29: I want to move my canonical source of photos from...

2012-03-29: Looking for a dev: JavaScript + HTML5 + AWS +...

2012-03-29: RT @VDOOZER: Eeeeeeagle!

2012-03-29: After using the new iPad exclusively for the past few...

2012-03-29: RT @daringfireball: The New iPad’s Screen Is Underrated: t.co/PZTNINF1

2012-03-29: Finishing up the workday from the posh Van Vorst building...

2012-03-27: Thinking “Wow, this article is so wrong about so many...

2012-03-27: Android phone? Or condom? t.co/upNJKcC8

2012-03-25: The new Yellowcard album is supermurgatroid. t.co/d4kmpJuu #iTunes

2012-03-25: Jack, my dog, knows that he can see out the...

2012-03-25: @HeyJessieMay: Or are you showing the nose ring?

2012-03-25: @HeyJessieMay: nice earrings.

2012-03-25: @rapier57: Yeah, I thought it was a really fun flick....

2012-03-25: Upgrading… yes, upgrading… to IE6 on Windows 98 SE.

2012-03-24: Sometimes I miss those old pinstripes, but I will never...

2012-03-24: Those old Mac OS X screenshots look so foreign to...

2012-03-24: Wendy’s just passed Burger King as the No. 2 fast-food...

2012-03-24: Today was Mac OS X’s 11th birthday. Press release: t.co/nnUBQtbt....

2012-03-24: RT @prisonreform: America condemns human rights violations around the world,...

2012-03-24: R.E.D. 8/10 t.co/X0RoclGs. What happens when extremely dangerous, black-ops CIA...

2012-03-24: 21 Jump Street: 7/10 t.co/L1e3PbPf. Trailer looked terrible, but I...

2012-03-23: It turns out that Mike Daisey lied about the working...

2012-03-23: Online movie viewing to outpace DVD + Blu-Ray viewing this...

2012-03-23: If only more companies took the care to cultivate that...

2012-03-23: Every time I walk into an Apple Store, I feel...

2012-03-23: So I picked up an Apple TV 3 today with...

2012-03-23: Went by the Verizon store to ask about LTE speeds...

2012-03-22: RT @AmznLinuxSec: ALAS-2012-55: kernel Security Update - Multiple Vulnerabilities: Amazon...

2012-03-21: That, and Amazon’s stock price is pissing me off. Maybe...

2012-03-21: In other news, I did my taxes this evening. I...

2012-03-21: I have 4 Netflix DVDs that have been sitting on...

2012-03-21: RT @AWSstartups: AWS Elastic Beanstalk now supports #Git deployments of...

2012-03-21: RT @cailinanne: Psst… pass it on. Do you wrangle an...

2012-03-21: RT @codinghorror: I put a big-ass Dell sticker on my...

2012-03-21: RT @joestump: @rands I hear, “Our technical leader doesn’t have...

2012-03-21<