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2019-09-15: Took @blazinggypsy_ to the sunflower farm last night, and she loved every moment of it!

2019-08-31: How often do you get to see the origin story of a supervillain? Brightburn felt like something new, …

2019-08-07: Some of my very favorite people. @blazinggypsy_ @kitten_of_doom_1

2019-08-07: How I woke up yesterday. Welcome to Trump country.

2019-05-23: Throwback to American Beauty (1999), one of my favorite movies. 🎥🍿🎬

2019-04-21: Laughing. And crying.

2019-04-21: Re-enacting that scene from the movie… 🎥🍿

2019-04-21: Public bus in transit: a study in frames

2019-04-21: Grabbed @blazinggypsy_’s hat, threw it on backwards, and made my daughter take selfies with me. Yes, …

2019-01-13: One is me, and the other is Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys. I worked at Blockbuster Video …

2019-01-13: 1999, 2009, 2019. My hair got shorter and my beard got longer.

2018-12-31: Celebrating New Year’s Eve watching one of my favorite films, Strange Days (1995). Released less …

2018-12-27: For a while, I didn’t think I’d ever get married again. But @blazinggypsyboutique is an amazing …

2018-12-23: Astounded.

2018-12-23: Me, after a new haircut.

2018-12-23: Full-body blur. That’s how happy this dog is.

2018-12-03: Colorful

2018-12-03: Stairs

2018-09-06: If you’ve been watching “Castle Rock”, the latest episode will make your head spin. Spoilers. …

2018-09-03: Fun day at #mopopseattle

2018-09-03: Attended PAX West 2018 for the very first time yesterday. Saw some cool video game stuff.

2018-08-26: Playing around with micro.blog. I really like that it allows me to pull-in all of my content from …

2018-06-20: Several months ago I started doing Keto. I’ve dropped about 30 pounds since then. This week, I’ve …

2018-06-16: Happy 13th birthday to my favorite son!

2018-05-13: She’s such a little shit.

2018-05-13: They were told to stay out of the kitchen, so they sat right on the line. I think we have a couple …

2018-05-13: Nostalgia can be a funny thing…

2018-05-13: Gorgeous day at the beach. 🦀🐙🐠🏖🏝

2018-05-13: The end of a very long Sunday.

2018-04-25: We were able to sleep with the window open last night and not freeze! In Seattle! This is awesome!

2014-07-16: RT @brianalvey: OH “It’s slander if it’s spoken, libel if it’s written…and …

2014-07-16: RT @googledevs: The New Roboto t.co/Fj9igiP0a… t.co/gVV40fFzm…

2014-07-16: @OvercastFM: Ah, that explains why most of my feeds didn’t import from Instacast — they were all …

2014-07-15: 90’s throwback ♫ “In the Meantime” by Spacehog t.co/Ysf71l61w…

2014-07-15: Some solid improvements in the latest update to Guzzle 4. t.co/ZReShNAiH…

2014-07-15: @lukew: I say the exact same thing, and I’m a software engineer. :)

2014-07-15: RT @awsforphp: FYI: Version 2.6.11 of the #AWS SDK for #PHP added support for CloudWatch Logs and …

2014-07-15: RT @awsforphp: .@jeremeamia will be in LA talking about AWS, Guzzle, and HTTP for the SoCal PHP …

2014-07-15: RT @AnnaKendrick47: I don’t think I can call myself an adult until I figure out how to use …

2014-07-15: Saw the number 2,147,483,647 while reading, and immediately recognized it as the maximum value of a …

2014-07-15: RT @iamdevloper: I saw someone on LinkedIn with their skills listed as ASP, Flash, Silverlight …

2014-07-15: RT @noahi: For all of you @comcast lovers. RT @jessicahagy: The hardest bill to pay. …

2014-07-15: RT @WePay: Excited to have @scottefein representing WePay at #midwestio!

2014-07-15: RT @Brilliant_Ads: This has been re-shared ad nauseam among programmers, but for good reason: it’s …

2014-07-13: Feeling a bit sad that #Californication is over. I’m gonna miss Hank Moody. “I’m gonna love you …

2014-07-13: RT @Mark_Baker: @philsturgeon Type hinting is optional anyway; those who don’t want to use it …

2014-07-13: RT @philsturgeon: Oh internals. Arguing that type hinting makes PHP harder to use for developers is …

2014-07-13: @nickf: Thanks for being an amazing manager.

2014-07-13: RT @nickf: Having 1:1s with your reports isn’t just about you helping them along, it’s …

2014-07-12: RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Self-signed SSL certificates are the worst kind of selfie.

2014-07-11: Post: “Dear Lockitron.” t.co/d58xjLSDx…

2014-07-10: Work on PSR-6 is winding down. Take a look, and provide comments to the PHP-FIG. …

2014-07-10: RT @jeremeamia: Whew! Lots of releases at #AWS today: Cognito Sync, Cognito Identity, CloudWatch …

2014-07-10: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.6.11: t.co/pj1SvIIRc… Added support for Amazon Cognito …

2014-07-10: RT @ericlaw: If your JPEGs compress by 43% with GZIP, you’re encoding them wrong.

2014-07-08: RT @davatron5000: Q: What did the lumberjack say when he chopped down the Internet? A: …

2014-07-08: RT @lsegal: “NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN VIDEO FOR UTUBE, EDIT, SEO, SOCIAL MEDIA EXPERIENCE AND …

2014-07-06: RT @STERLINGdARCHER: #archerfx t.co/EyKuPpH6x…

2014-07-06: What comes after PHP 5? PHP 6. This isn’t rocket surgery, folks — it’s arithmetic. 5+1=6. Is this …

2014-07-05: RT @SaraMG: Signs up all week “NO FIREWORKS IN THIS CITY” Neighborhood turns into …

2014-07-05: RT @MayOneUS: Jobs, education, technology… Congress doesn’t care about the issues you …

2014-07-05: RT @pbowden: Pledged to t.co/cEhQAvaT7… because our democracy is a joke

2014-07-05: If your website supports passwords, please stop sucking at it. t.co/ctmqY7aK0…

2014-07-05: RT @beardedstoner: No sex ed. No birth control. Pregnant? No abortion. Have a kid? Stay home. No …

2014-07-05: RT @scottefein: Psst @WePay got a facelift. Check it out: t.co/xAgTtTk6c…

2014-07-03: My soundtrack: ♫ “Parting Ways” by Slick Shoes t.co/AVvsH5rGX…

2014-07-03: My soundtrack: ♫ “Infected” by @badreligion t.co/ikijuQtOh…

2014-07-02: @1Password: Appreciated, thanks. I ended up opening the web inspector and removing the onpaste …

2014-07-02: RT @nickf: @jcolman @hilkkariss I can think of a co who too my very clear & succinct 1 page …

2014-07-02: @SantaClaraCity: I need to talk to someone in technical support about t.co/W4MaBCKAB… Who can …

2014-07-01: WePay Believers. #WorldCup2014 Go #USA. t.co/84ac3eZFs… (via @WePay) — It sounded like a …

2014-07-01: RT @MrAlanCooper: Holy Shit, YES! Terrible nightmare–>RT @thekateyouknow: Every design …

2014-06-29: Breaking News: Facebook wants people to be happy while using Facebook. Does an experiment to learn …

2014-06-29: RT @iamdevloper: YO MOMMA SO FAT, AN EXCEPTION HANDLER TRIED TO CATCH HER AND FELL OVER.

2014-06-29: @mubay: Seriously. A/B tests are inherently psychological. Facebook conducted a very [adverb] A/B …

2014-06-28: This is awesome. t.co/uMZpVEvnJ…

2014-06-28: Godzilla: 7/10. Brian Cranston was magnificent. Pacific Rim was more exciting, and Cloverfield had a …

2014-06-28: Finally. t.co/QImMIYTmI… #AWS #CORS

2014-06-28: RT @lsegal: “As an English teacher, I love books, …and anything that can peak my …

2014-06-28: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.6.9: t.co/vCFQWStsr… This release adds support for …

2014-06-27: I’m at @WePay HQ (Palo Alto, CA) w/ 2 others t.co/mBe7TkWNi…

2014-06-27: RT @tabatkins: Chrome is finally going to honor same-origin restriction in @font-face, like every …

2014-06-25: </soapbox>

2014-06-25: Most of the AWS’ web services are great and solve a lot of customer problems. I just wish that the …

2014-06-25: But hey, at least we shipped first. HIGH FIVE!

2014-06-25: If you’re a current AWS customer, I’m sorry. I really am. We work(ed) so hard to make amazing …

2014-06-25: What makes me sad is that I don‘t believe that most of that amazing work will ever see the light of …

2014-06-25: We were cooking-up some really awesome UX. Fixing the broken stuff and really nailing the …

2014-06-25: You can have all of the greatest functionality in the world. But if people can’t use it, what’s the …

2014-06-25: And when I said “Amazon sucks at software” a few days ago, what I really meant was “Amazon sucks at …

2014-06-25: Frustrated by @awscloud. I love the company and the amazing teams of people behind it. But …

2014-06-25: @mtdowling: Great things are only accomplished by small groups of smart people.

2014-06-24: @Caltrain_News: Then they should simply ask nicely. Train riders aren’t mind readers. …

2014-06-24: RT @Brilliant_Ads: This is probably the most brilliant thing I’ve ever seen at a bar: …

2014-06-24: RT @iamdevloper: You say tomato, I say tomato… You say JIF, I say it properly.

2014-06-23: Post: “If your website supports passwords, please stop sucking at it.” t.co/P275Bh2js…

2014-06-23: Had every intention of going to bed at a reasonable time, then ended up reading about serial killers …

2014-06-20: @DustenRidings81: I moved back. I’m here permanently. Where do you go?

2014-06-20: @DustenRidings81: Definitely! I’m in Santa Clara now!

2014-06-20: “TACOOOOOOOOOS!” — Gir (@ Wahoo’s Fish Taco NorCal - @wahoosnorcal) t.co/SOsvUkO3A…

2014-06-19: RT @asymco: Amazon makes things that make buying great. Apple makes great things to buy.

2014-06-19: RT @kartooner: Will Firefly be able to recognize Firefly? #flyception

2014-06-19: RT @turacma: Before anyone asks: 1. No, I did not work on the Fire Phone. 2. No, I can’t you …

2014-06-18: @stevemeisner: I did & had the same criticism while I was there. Too much “we’ve got to …

2014-06-18: @HeyJessieMay: Hahaha. I’ve watched it through about 9 times already. :)

2014-06-18: Amazon is the anti-Apple, and it shows in the quality if its consumer-facing software. (AWS SDKs …

2014-06-18: Suckage: CloudPlayer, Kindle Fire, AWS Management Console. Too many engineers/PMs, not enough …

2014-06-18: As a rule, Amazon sucks at software. If they do a good job, it was either by accident, or because …

2014-06-17: Using @awsforphp 2.x? Give your input on a possible v3. t.co/F16CDGn8X…

2014-06-17: RT @rmccue: I hate how some people email you constantly, practically every day like clockwork. …

2014-06-16: RT @mathiasverraes: #TDD slows you down once. Coding without tests slows you down over and over …

2014-06-16: RT @shauninman: turn on tv, look down at Twitter while tv boots (cuz tvs do that now), time passes, …

2014-06-13: For HTTP nerds: t.co/4ZZBd6zsL… /cc @mtdowling @rmccue

2014-06-12: RT @jmikola: There’s nothing like a BC break in core to get #php internals and library …

2014-06-12: The more important question is why on earth are you using Twitter’s official client? It sucks …

2014-06-12: RT @mtdowling: “Internal classes cannot be mocked without invoking their constructor in PHP …

2014-06-12: RT @vada: I wanted a #Tesla because I love the product, now I want one because I want the company to …

2014-06-12: RT @tapbot_paul: I probably couldn’t haven’t gotten away with “worked around bugs in beta software …

2014-06-12: RT @MSalt69: And I thought my job title slightly understated my actual role… …

2014-06-12: I’m not saying the hassle was worth it, but I feel better now. t.co/ajKgc0OS5…

2014-06-12: @ComcastMike: Any chance that @Comcast customers will ever get an Apple-caliber experience? I hate …

2014-06-12: @ComcastMike: This entire experience has been abysmal. I care less about this incident and more …

2014-06-12: @ComcastMike: They say they’re gonna send out a tech to check all the wiring.

2014-06-12: Wow. The second season of Orange is the New Black was pretty freaking amazing. Do I really have to …

2014-06-11: Alright. Getting ready to talk to the call-up the 8th @comcast rep in 3 days. Any wagers on me …

2014-06-11: RT @mtdowling: If you are still using the old version of AWS SDK for PHP (v1), can you share why you …

2014-06-11: RT @kartooner: @skyzyx @OITNB Somuchtoloveaboutthatshow. Can’t pick my fav character or quote.

2014-06-11: RT @stefsull: Livid. Completely livid at the code that was just handed to me—as if it could be used. …

2014-06-11: @ComcastMike: So… that’s what’s been going on with the Internet. I’m left with the impression that …

2014-06-11: @ComcastMike: and I had to pay a $50 deposit on a “new” account, despite being a Comcast customer …

2014-06-11: @ComcastMike: I own my own modem/equipment. I still had to pay $65 for activation, which still …

2014-06-11: @ComcastMike: Old account was supposed to be closed, but is still open, charging me.

2014-06-11: @ComcastMike: can’t set up my phone number or email address on my new account because they’re tied …

2014-06-11: @ComcastMike: Can’t do anything from t.co/m5jQkrONc… myself unless I want to give my money to …

2014-06-11: @ComcastMike: 4 phone reps, 2 chat reps, and an in-store rep can’t get my service activated after a …

2014-06-11: RT @beep: FULLSCREEN AD: Your article will load in ten seconds. ME: You mean like after I close the …

2014-06-11: RT @mgoldst: FINAL.psd FINAL_02.psd FINAL_02_v1.psd FINAL_MAYBE.psd SERIOUSLY_FINAL.psd …

2014-06-11: RT @phpfig: PSR-7 HTTP Message goes to Review: t.co/TY1u8KOuY… This means in two weeks, it …

2014-06-11: On my third consecutive day of trying to get my @comcast Internet working. Then I came across this …

2014-06-11: “I fall asleep all the time. It’s like I’m a necrophiliac or something.” @OITNB

2014-06-11: I’m at @WePay HQ (Palo Alto, CA) w/ 2 others t.co/Cet6bjNUH…

2014-06-11: RT @lukew: You want a “fixed” layout for your site? Great. Which one? …

2014-06-11: RT @LeaVerou: Saddens me to see “activists” treating feminism as war against men. Men are not the …

2014-06-11: RT @rands: Trying to figure out why 1Password randomly stops syncing.

2014-06-10: Did California seriously ban the use of plastic bags for groceries? WTH?

2014-06-10: Awwwww… yeah… ♫ “California Love (Remix)” by @2pac t.co/NNiksLyOt…

2014-06-10: RT @gsnedders: The topical example, “cunt” — here it’s a common insult, comparable …

2014-06-10: RT @shanselman: Prayers for the family of @meyerweb and what they are going through.

2014-06-10: RT @ericnakagawa: slow clap t.co/l1FnrLofs…

2014-06-10: RT @UberFacts: Smarter people tend to make sarcastic comments quicker than people who aren’t as …

2014-06-10: Coincidentally, I’m sitting in the @ComcastCares office, trying to get my Internet activated. …

2014-06-08: Republicans were pro-NSA spying in the 2008 & 2012 elections now they’re not. Why? …

2014-06-08: Laying on the floor in my completely-empty new apartment, waiting for the truck driver to show up …

2014-06-04: “[What] can this proprietary [Lightning] tech do that standard micro-USB can’t?” A ton, actually. …

2014-06-04: I read an Engadget article that said some pretty stupid things. Then I noticed the author was …

2014-06-03: Being UX/VxD/IxD, web usability/a11y student, full-stack engineer, l10n/i18n, DevOps & QA, I …

2014-06-03: Translation: If you’ve failed to do the right thing for mobile customers so far, you’re screwed come …

2014-06-03: RT @futurepaul: Noah’s Ark, in Swift t.co/lg3PRzyyz…

2014-06-03: “Guy Love” in Austin. #wishiwashere t.co/ra1hg8npE… @WIWHFilm

2014-06-03: @nickf @noahi: Welcome to a really great team!

2014-06-03: RT @sacca: I have 50mbps fiber to the home, but Netflix won’t run faster than 900kbps. Thanks, …

2014-06-03: RT @freebsdgirl: git no. git. git what are you doing. git. stop. oh god. what.

2014-06-02: RT @chenosaurus: every javascript developer right now t.co/LR7NDWNSk…

2014-06-02: RT @mattgemmell: Samsung announces a cutting-edge new programming language for their Tizen OS, with …

2014-06-02: @mattgemmell: They’ll probably do the same thing they did with Carbon → Cocoa. Wait until everything …

2014-06-02: RT @DavidKaneda: Apple: Make your own fucking shift key then.

2014-06-02: I am so excited to start playing with Swift. The new Xcode beta needs to download faster! …

2014-06-02: @lsegal: The Swift developer guide is also available in HTML on t.co/khgsN0mBv… if you’re in …

2014-06-02: RT @mattgemmell: I found it hilarious seeing the crowd’s faces re Swift. 15-year-olds = 😍, Old …

2014-06-02: let π = 3.14159 let 你好 = “你好世界” let 🐶🐮 = “dogcow Swift is absolutely nerdgasmic! …

2014-06-02: […] conditional must be a Boolean expression—this means that code such as if score { … } is …

2014-06-02: From the Swift book: var occupations = [ “Malcolm”: “Captain”, …

2014-06-02: iOS 8 will officially drop support for iPhone 4. #WWDC

2014-06-02: RT @DavidKaneda: Nobody was even (vocally) complaining about Objective-C vs. Java—But Apple just …

2014-06-02: RT @pwthornton: If Apple announces a replacement for HFS+, @siracusa will retire today. cc. …

2014-06-02: RT @binarycleric: Looking for Senior Swift developer. Minimum 5 years experience.

2014-06-02: Swift appears to have features/syntax of Ruby, CoffeeScript, jQuery, and EcmaScript 6. I already …

2014-06-02: Swift looks an awful lot like Ruby/CoffeeScript syntax with faster performance than Objective-C. …

2014-06-02: Swift can run alongside C and Objective-C in the same application. #WWDC

2014-06-02: Objective-C, without the C. New programming language: Swift. “It totally rules.” Swift has all the …

2014-06-02: Major improvements to SpriteKit. Addition of SceneKit. Both designed for casual games. Can we …

2014-06-02: iOS “Metal” delivers a 10x performance improvement for 3D. Ten-freaking-ex. #WWDC

2014-06-02: iOS “Metal” enables full-scale, 3D gaming engines. CryEngine, Unity 3D, etc. 5,000+ simultaneous …

2014-06-02: @garnaat: AWS has taken way too long to address this. Facebook bought Parse. Apple has CloudKit. …

2014-06-02: RT @garnaat: CloudKit is definitely a shot across the AWS bow. They have left a big opening on the …

2014-06-02: RT @ws: Man, Apple is really struggling without Steve Jobs at the helm.

2014-06-02: CloudKit solves the server-side issues with building an iCloud backend. #WWDC

2014-06-02: HomeKit now adds OS-level support for home automation devices. Door locks, lights, motion sensors, …

2014-06-02: Touch ID can now unlock the app keychain. #WWDC

2014-06-02: Support for 3rd-party keyboards. Swype for iOS. Privacy ensured with restricted sandboxing by …

2014-06-02: Inline text translation built-in to the OS, enabled by iOS extensions. #WWDC

2014-06-02: Third-party widgets can be added to iOS notification center, just like on OS X Yosemite. Yup, this …

2014-06-02: Been waiting for iOS “Extensibility” feature for quite a while. Implement securely, within the …

2014-06-02: Biggest SDK release since iPhone OS 2.0? 4,000 new APIs. Custom apps can now register event handlers …

2014-06-02: TestFlight (for beta testing) is now built into iOS 8 and the App Store. #WWDC

2014-06-02: Improvements to searching/finding new apps in iOS 8. Also, buy multiple apps at a discount. Previews …

2014-06-02: Shazam song identification built-in to Siri. Streaming voice recognition (like Google Now). More …

2014-06-02: Very interested to see how well Apple pulls-off this new photo stuff. Happy about 200 GB for …

2014-06-02: “Buttery scrolling”. Smooth like butter on a bald monkey. #WWDC

2014-06-02: @turacma @mubay @wmerydith: What is this I don’t even…

2014-06-02: iOS Photos + iCloud Drive = SAVE ALL THE PHOTOS! Apple’s answer to Dropbox’s photo upload and iPhoto …

2014-06-02: HealthKit. Cool. Family sharing? Really awesome! Families can share purchases! Better parental …

2014-06-02: Does Apple’s version of Hangouts support video? Is this integrated into FaceTime? #WWDC

2014-06-02: Share your location or other info with multiple people in a chat. Feels like a more advanced version …

2014-06-02: Group messaging. Leave a thread, or set do-not-disturb for follow-up messages. #WWDC

2014-06-02: Receive SMS and phone calls on your iPad as well as your Mac as long as your iPhone is nearby. #WWDC

2014-06-02: Predictive typing suggestions. Learns how you type, including phrasing, and can suggest responses. …

2014-06-02: Built-in support for multiple sub-tasks within an iOS application (e.g., Mail drafts). #WWDC

2014-06-02: Add calendar events directly from iOS Mail. #WWDC

2014-06-02: Like or comment directly via Facebook notifications. Does this also work for other integrated …

2014-06-02: Respond to messages in-notification in iOS 8. #WWDC

2014-06-02: 99% of all mobile malware targets Android. t.co/qyfvc1jRH… #WWDC

2014-06-02: 89% of all iOS users are running the latest version. Only 9% of all Android users are running 4.4 …

2014-06-02: 97% overall satisfaction with iOS 7. #WWDC

2014-06-02: 200m iPads sold to actual human beings. 500m iPhones sold to actual human beings. Not just shipped …

2014-06-02: Craig Federighi making a phone call to Dr. Dre on his Mac. Silly and fun. #WWDC

2014-06-02: But… does it all work inside of firewalled corporate networks? #WWDC

2014-06-02: View SMS messages and make/take phone calls on your Mac, using your iPhone as a relay. #WWDC …

2014-06-02: “Handoff” — maintain context while moving from Mac → iPhone → iPad and back. #WWDC

2014-06-02: Wow. Safari 8 supports the new DRM-enabled HTML5 video. Netflix playback without plugins! #WWDC

2014-06-02: Mail Drop will solve a lot of email issues. It may even put a couple of companies out of business. …

2014-06-02: iCloud Drive sounds like Apple’s version of Dropbox. Maybe it’ll finally fix some of the major …

2014-06-02: Craig Federighi is definitely my favorite Apple speaking exec. #WWDC

2014-06-02: I think that Notification Center is becoming the next-gen Dashboard. #WWDC

2014-06-02: Pretty sweet improvements to Notification Center. Also, looks like the new Spotlight may give …

2014-06-02: P.S. Feel free to mute me for the next 1.5 hours.

2014-06-02: Officially: OS X “Yosemite”. Coincidentally, this was the same codename as the blue-and-white …

2014-06-02: OS X “Oxnard”. OS X “Rancho Cucamonga”. OS X “Weed”. #WWDC

2014-06-02: 51% of all Mac users are on the latest version (10.9). Only 14% of Windows users are on the latest …

2014-06-02: #WWDC: “…first-time here…”. Noticed the “fi” ligature on the slide.

2014-06-02: #WWDC14 begins… now. OS X.10, iOS 8, and Apple TV SDK. No new hardware announcements, other than …

2014-06-02: RT @mattgemmell: Ten minutes until your desktop and mobile OS versions are rubbish.

2014-06-02: RT @RobairreG: @marcoarment “these numbers are just magical and amazing”

2014-06-02: RT @tapbot_paul: @marcoarment I wonder if they’ve also had record numbers of visitors to the Apple …

2014-06-02: RT @marcoarment: We made a video that we’d like to show now.

2014-06-02: RT @marcoarment: We’re incredibly excited to share these incredible announcements with you today. We …

2014-06-02: RT @stevenf: Last chance to unfollow me before the keynote.

2014-06-02: RT @thinkprogress: This teenager fought back after her school sent her home for wearing shorts …

2014-06-02: RT @Brilliant_Ads: Meanwhile, some unusal advertising from Thailand t.co/F6zKf5J6n…

2014-06-02: @zapier: Looks like it’s only an issue with the latest nightly build of Safari/WebKit. False alarm.

2014-06-02: @beatsmusic: Apparently, my 36-character password is “too short”. What’s the max length? …

2014-06-02: @zapier: I’d totally love to login, but I can’t. t.co/b5Zw3yTiH…

2014-06-01: RT @asya999: “This is funny” - it makes me think of your code. “This is not …

2014-06-01: @UberFacts: If by “made” you mean “fabricated”, then yes. Apple designs and creates their own CPUs, …

2014-06-01: Whereas Apple re-made existing ideas into something new and amazing, Samsung/Google went completely …

2014-05-31: There is always a way. t.co/pibhYxZGq…

2014-05-31: This is my last full weekend in Seattle. I’ve officially entered last-minute-panic.

2014-05-31: RT @stefsull: Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. -John F. …

2014-05-30: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.6.6: t.co/35QoCaHH6… Updated the AWS STS and Amazon …

2014-05-28: In NBC interview, Snowden says NSA watches our digital thoughts develop. t.co/etXjjs4e4…

2014-05-28: Snowden: After I raised concerns, the NSA said ‘stop asking questions’. t.co/elGDnXjvW…

2014-05-26: RT @brontyman: #YesAllWomen The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just …

2014-05-26: @AmyStephen: But yes, this was a person who was sick and did something terrible. There’s no excuse …

2014-05-26: @AmyStephen: […] If things are unequal, then let’s figure out how to balance. That might mean …

2014-05-26: @AmyStephen: Equality != Sameness. Men and Women ARE DIFFERENT. And that’s okay. […]

2014-05-26: @AmyStephen: ….

2014-05-26: @AmyStephen: […] then is immediately dismissive of men who are frustrated by legitimate areas where …

2014-05-26: @AmyStephen: The author says to pay more attention to what women think, and points out legitimate …

2014-05-26: @AmyStephen: Somebody with a twisted worldview did something horrible to other people. Welcome to …

2014-05-26: @AmyStephen: It’s not the gender, it’s the tone. I’ll read it.

2014-05-26: @AmyStephen: I just can’t process rage right now. When a piece starts with “it’s your fault, …

2014-05-26: @AmyStephen: I internalize a lot, so I need to be careful about what I let past my filter or it will …

2014-05-26: @AmyStephen @stavvers: Clicked, saw the title, closed the tab. Not interested in pissed-off …

2014-05-26: Just lost about 2 full days to trial-and-error trying to figure out why my tests were failing their …

2014-05-26: Pro-Tip™: When writing unit tests for @Symfony Console apps (using CommandTester), you must manually …

2014-05-25: I rated The Amazing Spider-Man 2 7/10 #IMDb t.co/63n5uMPkg…

2014-05-24: RT @iamdevloper: “It’s the taking part that counts” - true in every situation apart from deployments …

2014-05-23: Driving duck face selfie. t.co/S1PlYnVnT…

2014-05-22: “Hella.” t.co/90OIqQWsa…

2014-05-22: @CalvinF: Revenge, s03e16. It’s atrocious!

2014-05-22: “It doesn’t work because you’re using C++. You could crack this in a nanosecond with binary.” TV …

2014-05-20: RT @philsturgeon: Pointing out a problem without immediately offering a solution should not be …

2014-05-19: RT @tapbot_paul: At the Dr’s office, FoxNews is on, the commercials are rather interesting. …

2014-05-19: RT @nickf: Best line dropped in a UX interview (paraphrased) “…stakeholders chasing …

2014-05-19: RT @annegalloway: Douglas Adams brilliantly describes our reactions to technology over time. …

2014-05-19: “Wish I Was Here” full trailer. t.co/v6oMNgC8f…

2014-05-19: iMessage with @matthewclower, building a VM using @vagrantup, and watching @lildickytweets music …

2014-05-17: RT @sarahchalke: “@EJ_Richo: ❤️@zachbraff & @sarahchalke taking direction from @VDOOZER (via …

2014-05-17: Continuing my childrens’ pop-culture education tonight with Ghostbusters. #gatekeeper #keymaster …

2014-05-17: “Snapchat Admits Its Photos Don’t Disappear Forever.” t.co/9tg0KSJXs…

2014-05-15: I’m at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (SEA) (Seatac, WA) w/ 62 others …

2014-05-15: #pmh t.co/gKhEP1aTy…

2014-05-15: RT @zefrank: Sex without love is a very complicated form of masturbation.

2014-05-15: RT @iamdevloper: If Jay-Z has 99 problems, someone should really introduce him to agile …

2014-05-14: RT @jamesarcher: There’s enough to discuss about commas that there could be a whole conference …

2014-05-14: RT @sarahchalke: Just donated to this kickstarter- not that many hours left- do it! …

2014-05-14: @MuskieMcKay: yup. But Facebook didn’t namespace their stuff in Phabricator.

2014-05-14: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.6.3: t.co/UW777lQ0p… Added new regions to the AWS …

2014-05-14: Ran into some bizarro issues with namespaced and non-namespaced PHP classes with the same name. …

2014-05-14: @ianselby: Not gonna have time this trip, but let’s do that soon. :)

2014-05-14: @comradekellie: Nope; Downtown San Jose, near Adobe HQ. :)

2014-05-14: Just posted a photo @ Johnny Rocket’s (The original hamburger) t.co/Q2KaiMGih…

2014-05-14: Just posted a photo t.co/xSqiT5riM…

2014-05-13: RT @alixito: I’ve recently abandoned PayPal for Square Cash because it’s absolutely FREE …

2014-05-13: RT @jkopec81: #JazzHands #codenameduchess @ArcherFX t.co/2lFe0AJQw…

2014-05-13: RT @atreyu_0844: I wish to someday have voicemail messages half as intricate as @ArcherFX

2014-05-13: RT @AdamSessler: As someone who sees value in the Kinect long-term, there was no compelling 1st-year …

2014-05-13: RT @Brilliant_Ads: Flowchart to help you decide whether to use a QR Code t.co/NO0xEQKOs…

2014-05-13: @rmccue: rmmcue?

2014-05-11: @nickf: Thanks, man! Are you back in the PNW?

2014-05-11: SEA ✈ SJC

2014-05-11: The creepiness of this movie was above average. They skipped the cheap thrills and went straight for …

2014-05-11: Totally gonna miss my flight because my shuttle driver apparently doesn’t know how a map works.

2014-05-11: Spending the week in the Bay Area for work. It’s gonna be 90-97℉ all week!

2014-05-10: Shows I watch that were just canceled: Trophy Wife Suburgatory Surviving Jack Community 😔

2014-05-07: RT @nickf: If I’m going to invest in anything, I’m going to invest in people. #mentoring

2014-05-07: Nintendo needs to get its act together. Stop doing weird things with hardware, and start shipping …

2014-05-06: Interesting back-and-forth about porn performers. Belle Knox (http://t.co/JdrxBq9RXC) and Casey …

2014-05-06: Wow. t.co/I2oAptzWI…

2014-05-06: Louis C.K. Against the Common Core. t.co/T5QepKJqF…

2014-05-05: “Superficial Changes” in iOS 7. t.co/t2ssJ1IbQ…

2014-05-05: “[Supreme Court of the United States] struggles to find a search and seizure rule for the digital …

2014-05-04: RT @mtdowling: If you’re rolling your own cURL wrapper in PHP as an HTTP client, then …

2014-05-04: RT @iamdevloper: No. 1 Golden Rule of software development: never ever utter the words “oh that’s …

2014-05-04: @jeremeamia: Don’t tell your doctor I said this, but you’d be amazed at how well small, …

2014-05-04: @beausimensen @awsforphp: No, because (confusingly), AWS !== Amazon.

2014-05-03: “Apple, Facebook, others defy authorities, notify users of secret data demands.” …

2014-05-03: This is taking forever. t.co/WqOnfe6Wo…

2014-05-03: RT @kronda: Twitter is very big on security. That’s why URLs aren’t allowed in DMs but …

2014-05-02: Dear @Visa, this is NOT how you do recruiting. t.co/RQeaI6eCU…

2014-05-02: @karthycknayan: Absolutely not.

2014-05-02: .@docker is kind of being a dick right now. Maybe it’s the software, maybe it’s me. But it’s jacking …

2014-05-02: Current status: t.co/RyxX9hRlx…

2014-05-02: RT @fightfortheftr: FCC sides with Comcast to let ISPs censor the internet. Tell the @FCC to restore …

2014-05-02: RT @zeldman: ★ NET NEUTRALITY EMERGENCY. We need at least 100,000 more signatures today. Please sign …

2014-04-30: Replaced my hard drive with an SSD. I’m restoring 700 GB from Time Machine. I have 12 hours …

2014-04-30: This is amazing! Lip sync competition: Emma Stone vs. Jimmy Fallon. t.co/3wMfGzK7t…

2014-04-29: RT @mtdowling: Does anyone want to take over the Guzzle Silex extension and upgrade it to Guzzle 4? …

2014-04-29: Still using Windows XP? Internet Explorer? You may be vulnerable to this new security bug. …

2014-04-29: Amazon jacks-up Comixology. t.co/ehSq1WTKu…

2014-04-29: What Design Really Means. t.co/ByTsiygkQ…

2014-04-29: RT @mikealt: Best way to communicate interaction design? Just build it. No amount of documentation + …

2014-04-29: RT @grok_: US senators remove provision that would have requiried the president to disclose info …

2014-04-29: SJC ✈ SEA

2014-04-29: @beausimensen: Bay Area. Palo Alto, CA, to be precise.

2014-04-29: @beausimensen: Yesterday. :) I left Amazon a week ago. I’ll miss working with those guys, but WePay …

2014-04-29: Happy to announce that I’ve recently joined @WePay! (But don’t be surprised if I continue to retweet …

2014-04-29: RT @WePay: WePay showing off its new Veda Risk API #Finovate t.co/BQJ6bXsKI…

2014-04-29: @nickf: Yay!

2014-04-29: RT @payments_source: WePay’s Veda, which uses social media data to assess risk, gets an API …

2014-04-29: RT @_mikefrancis: Dear PayPal, Your documentation is a bag of smashed arseholes. Yours, The web …

2014-04-29: RT @iamdevloper: If you’ve had your feelings hurt by Crockford’s JSLint: Sort your life out.

2014-04-29: RT @awscloud: Amazon SNS now supports Server Name Indication (SNI) and an expanded list of …

2014-04-29: RT @jeffbarr: New in #AWS - HTTPS Enhancements to SNS t.co/ppR5Kyxet…

2014-04-28: RT @jeremeamia: Thanks to #lsp14, @dcousineau and I both saw our follower counts jump into the 4 …

2014-04-27: @mariepoulin @typeoneerror @LeaVerou: I just think we’re being awfully quick to jump to emotional …

2014-04-27: @mariepoulin @typeoneerror @LeaVerou: Is it a bad thing to combine them? Some customers will be …

2014-04-27: @typeoneerror @CodeBabes @LeaVerou: Possibly. They provide a service that some will be interested …

2014-04-27: @typeoneerror @LeaVerou: But really, how is @codebabes actually any different from going to a strip …

2014-04-27: @typeoneerror @LeaVerou: Forgive the commonplace gender-normative terms.

2014-04-27: RT @UberFacts: It’s possible to die from a broken heart. This condition is called Stress …

2014-04-27: OMA ✈ DEN ✈ SJC

2014-04-27: @LeaVerou @CodeBabes @typeoneerror: That was an honest question, btw.

2014-04-27: @LeaVerou @CodeBabes @typeoneerror: If CodeStuds existed for the ladies, would it be any better?

2014-04-27: @mariana_farinha: I would say yes.

2014-04-27: @mariana_farinha: Assume that a person chooses their job. Is paying to see a stripper misogynistic? …

2014-04-27: Grave Encounters: 6/10. t.co/sBSGarLtY…

2014-04-27: @JaquieOhh: Because they’re awesome. I don’t know… just awesome/sexy/fun.

2014-04-27: Follow-up question about misogyny: Construction workers and strippers both use their physical …

2014-04-27: @snookca: I upgraded to Mavericks at Beta 2, and never looked back.

2014-04-27: So, honest question: Would you consider strip clubs to be misogynistic? If so, why?

2014-04-27: RT @turacma: My beard got some #Mariners jumbotron love just now.

2014-04-25: @wiseg1rly: Mid-30′s Friday night fun: Tequila, then sleeping through Sat and Sun.

2014-04-25: RT @nickf: Also Design Technologists! If interested check out the job descriptions here: …

2014-04-25: RT @nickf: Growing my UX team in Seattle. We’re looking for all levels (jr, mid, sr, …

2014-04-25: RT @awsforphp: PHPUnit is retiring their #PEAR channel, how would you feel if we did the same to …

2014-04-25: Maintain true net neutrality to protect the freedom of information in the United States. …

2014-04-25: RT @mikealt: With my schedule the way it is + my desire to not work late, I’m becoming an …

2014-04-25: RT @WePay: The New Economic Revolution via@billclerico t.co/bp7HvwJDs… #bottomupeconomy …

2014-04-25: You’re killing me, $AMZN.

2014-04-25: RT @jbrewer: “It is of great mystery to me why this role [Design] is not considered fundamental when …

2014-04-25: RT @jodacko: “Design for the kind of future you want to see…” Thanks for the …

2014-04-24: Don’t let the FCC break the Internet. Tell @TomWheelerFCC to restore Net Neutrality: …

2014-04-24: RT @ShekinahEden: When you donate here t.co/FjEv1rKP9… you make this hilarious foolishness …

2014-04-24: RT @nickf: Don’t aim to ship a MVP (quickly release something subpar), aim to ship a MVX …

2014-04-24: RT @h4cc: Reached 800 (!) composer packages tested against #HHVM t.co/JrjURRsyn…

2014-04-24: RT @nickf: You should never have to describe yourself as an expert in something. This position is …

2014-04-24: RT @om: Dear tech leaders if we don’t defend net neutrality now it will all come and bite us …

2014-04-24: @1Password: Ummm… t.co/SWhVkC9Yx…

2014-04-24: Billie Piper on Craig Ferguson. t.co/aBDrXm26B…

2014-04-24: Map of favorite baseball teams by zip code. t.co/a7ave9UX6…

2014-04-23: RT @jeffbarr: New - #AWS Elastic Beanstalk for #Docker - t.co/soyEWmzBk… - Build and test …

2014-04-23: RT @alexknowshtml: Today I had one of those rare experiences where I got to talk to someone who …

2014-04-23: RT @veronicamars: We are going to the reunion! The #VeronicaMarsMovie is available on Blu-ray …

2014-04-23: RT @UberFacts: There’s a drug named Cabergoline which allows men to easily achieve multiple …

2014-04-23: RT @dcurtis: Netflix: “We need to become HBO before HBO becomes Netflix.” HBO: …

2014-04-23: TUS ✈ PHX ✈ OMA

2014-04-23: @SaraMG: Just like the “river of news” looks an awful lot like another site… :)

2014-04-23: RT @JaquieOhh: Follow your heart but take your brain with you

2014-04-22: Purchased. t.co/o4DVLkK3Y…

2014-04-22: RT @nickf: Come work w/ me at Amazon Web Services in Seattle! We’re hiring WebDevs …

2014-04-22: RT @plimsoul: AWS is hiring #UX dsgnrs, dvlprs, mngrs and other vowel-free folks. I & @nickf …

2014-04-22: RT @chockenberry: @marcoarment The Bank of America app is still iOS 6. Makes me dubious about the …

2014-04-22: @marcoarment: That’s quite the assumption. I’ve been testing the beta for months, and I’ve …

2014-04-22: Introduced @HeyJessieMay to Archer tonight. Does that make me a good influence or a bad one?

2014-04-21: Meet the pedophile trying to stop pedophiles. @bylukemalone and @ThisAmerLife (via @Upworthy) …

2014-04-21: My soundtrack: ♫ “Lights (Bassnectar Remix)” by @elliegoulding t.co/etD5cZCEw…

2014-04-21: Oculus: 8/10. Definitely one of the better horror movies, with a perfect ending. …

2014-04-21: My soundtrack: ♫ “I Won’t Let You Go” by James Morrison t.co/kFkFFIKdS…

2014-04-21: Bouquet of Glasses. A Study. t.co/KxqMbYCqM…

2014-04-21: The Diving Save: How to save an employee who has just resigned. Coincidentally relevant to me. …

2014-04-21: RT @HipHopVM: HHVM nightly builds have finally hit 100% PHPUnit test passing for 20 popular …

2014-04-21: @brianalvey: Is today the day?

2014-04-21: RT @zeldman: ★ “The world doesn’t need wrong answers in record time.” Letter to a Junior Designer …

2014-04-21: RT @HeyJessieMay: 17 K.Os to 23 K.Os. I’ll never compare to Ryan.

2014-04-21: RT @Tmoney68: My phone auto corrected “I need a life coach” to “I need a life …

2014-04-21: @mantia: Yep. Still have it kicking around on my HD, actually. Doesn’t run, though.

2014-04-21: RT @iamdevloper: One day, a boss will ask an employee to build an Animal based system and suddenly …

2014-04-21: @iamdustinsavery: Yep.

2014-04-20: 9 hours into my day, and I have 23% battery left on my iPhone. Awesome.

2014-04-20: @mattgemmell: Buffer does a good job with that stuff.

2014-04-20: RT @Jandalize: My 16yo daughters boyfriend struggled with a capri sun for the last 10 minutes. I …

2014-04-20: RT @Jandalize: I won’t judge you on the size of your follower count, it’s the size of …

2014-04-20: RT @SamTan1985: Happy Easter @SethMacFarlane ! t.co/MT3gRHmRV…

2014-04-20: RT @ThirdManLabs: Drinking game for web developers: Think of a noun Google …

2014-04-19: After using a 2013 rMBP for the last several months, I’ve decided that it’s time to put a 1TB SSD …

2014-04-19: Hahahahahahaha. t.co/PdVxQlATC…

2014-04-19: Michael’s Arts and Crafts store (in the U.S.) was hit with a credit card hack. 3mm card numbers …

2014-04-19: P.S., if you’re still re-using passwords across multiple sites, you’re screwed. Ask a …

2014-04-19: Check if the sites you use are vulnerable to the Heartbleed bug, and what your next steps should be. …

2014-04-19: Would someone at @Twitter be willing to enable the new 2014 profile for my account? Pretty please? …

2014-04-18: RT @jrswp: Basic UX concept many companies get wrong: don’t try to control users’ …

2014-04-18: RT @caseycalvertxxx: I love that I am not so great at spelling but get “autoerotic …

2014-04-18: “OpenSSL Valhalla Rampage”. t.co/rVz9DQLev…

2014-04-18: @CynthiaEscobar_: It’s parked next to my 3rd grade teacher… who taught me how to spell “you’re”.

2014-04-18: RT @teleject: Internet allows the mob to document its lynching.

2014-04-18: RT @developer: iOS 7 was a welcome change to an aging UI, but I’m quite happy with how OS X looks …

2014-04-18: RT @gsnedders: What I want from a blogging platform is something where I can use Markdown and …

2014-04-18: @jimmy_wales: I will continue to mull over your perspective. You are probably right on this topic. …

2014-04-18: @jimmy_wales: People who are intolerant of religious beliefs that they don’t (won’t) try to …

2014-04-18: @jimmy_wales: That said, I most often hear “bigot” thrown around on the Internet by people who are …

2014-04-18: @jimmy_wales: As such, it would appear that you are right about whether calling someone a bigot …

2014-04-18: @jimmy_wales: …”intolerant of any ideas other than his or her own, esp on religion, politics, or …

2014-04-18: @jimmy_wales: Okay, I’ve read the article, and I would agree with your assessment that the murderers …

2014-04-18: @jimmy_wales: I agree, but who’s morals? I’m home now, so I’ll read your link.

2014-04-18: @jimmy_wales: Arguably, atheism and anti-Bible-ism is equally bigoted. Look up the definition in the …

2014-04-18: @jimmy_wales: But it happens on both sides, so…

2014-04-18: @jimmy_wales: Calling someone else a bigot is anti-intelligent discussion and understanding. It’s …

2014-04-18: @jimmy_wales: Far-lefties like to throw that word around an awful lot — especially when they’re …

2014-04-18: RT @TravLeBlanc: Twitter is great for when you feel like drunk texting the entire universe.

2014-04-18: RT @VDOOZER: Wife wore leather pants. Was not allowed to touch. t.co/i1NKt83By…

2014-04-18: Follow this list of folks from the amazing, hardworking AWS Console Design team (past and present). …

2014-04-18: RT @nickf: Reminder: I’m hiring UXers of 4 or more years of experience, including Principal UX …

2014-04-18: RT @nickf: In case you all missed it late last night, I’ve updated my Top User Experience …

2014-04-18: RT @jeremeamia: @JeremyKendall @mtdowling the new vendor name is guzzlehttp, one word, no slashes. …

2014-04-18: RT @mtdowling: @JeremyKendall @jeremeamia Guzzle 4 is under a new package called guzzlehttp on …

2014-04-18: RT @UberFacts: While many Americans think violent crime in is getting worse as time passes, they …

2014-04-18: @jrswp: MIT, BSD or Apache 2 are “Open Source” licenses. GPL/LGPL/AGPL are “Free Software” licenses. …

2014-04-18: RT @indutny: @jrswp yep, MIT or ISC. @skyzyx

2014-04-18: RT @jrswp: Heard a few people say they don’t like GPL lately. Why not? @indutny @skyzyx

2014-04-18: RT @indutny: @jrswp because it restricts me in what I should do, even LGPL doesn’t fix it. I think …

2014-04-18: RT @jeremeamia: Enjoyed a free lunch today with @skyzyx and @mtdowling, because they took a really …

2014-04-18: RT @useiconic: We’ve changed Open Iconic’s license to MIT - t.co/nw001QOmb… Big thanks to …

2014-04-18: Well, that’s it. So long @awscloud, and thanks for all the fish! I will sincerely miss the amazing …

2014-04-17: If you write open source code, but choose to release it under the GPL license, I’m going to put you …

2014-04-17: @useiconic @steve228uk: GPL takes away choice and options. GPLv3 is toxic to many companies and …

2014-04-17: RT @steve228uk: @useiconic @skyzyx GPL is a nightmare. MIT would be a much better route.

2014-04-17: RT @seaphp: FYI, we have a Facebook page now: t.co/7xaEZtXwm…

2014-04-17: RT @Brilliant_Ads: Typography. Humor :) t.co/T4plSfGA1…

2014-04-17: RT @jcolman: “Don’t mistake speed for precocity: the world doesn’t need wrong answers in …

2014-04-17: When you are the only person who understands how the whole thing works, you become an irreplaceable …

2014-04-17: RT @RandiLawson: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself & someone posting screen …

2014-04-17: @HeyJessieMay: Agreed, but remember that you can’t control anybody but yourself. In America, people …

2014-04-17: Well, crap. At this point, I’d be better off selling my $AMZN stock and investing it all into …

2014-04-17: @HeyJessieMay: Well, they’re stupid. Why would you want to listen to a moron? :)

2014-04-17: @HeyJessieMay: Been there. It comes and goes in waves. Never underestimate how much better medicine …

2014-04-16: Holy shart, people. It’s just a little rain. You can’t’ve forgotten how to drive. This is Seattle. …

2014-04-16: RT @slicknet: It would be awesome if lawmakers would stop trying to ensure people can’t do …

2014-04-16: RT @DasDaz: Kann ich so unterschreiben.. trotzdem ist’s “Argumentation” mit der …

2014-04-16: RT @llvvzz: Top Signs of a Midlife Crisis: 1. Floss religiously. 2. Spend more on vitamins than …

2014-04-16: RT @zeldman: Fellow designers, let’s try to get through a day without saying “empathy” or “story”

2014-04-15: @moniker42 @gsnedders: That’s because most people confuse “copyright” with “authorship”.

2014-04-15: RT @nickf: Fellow UXers & WebDevs, I’m hiring for a bunch of roles in UX & …

2014-04-14: RT @rasmus: Heartbleed and PHP? For Windows there are new binaries available. For non-Windows …

2014-04-14: @MuskieMcKay: Soon. I’m headed back to the Bay Area.

2014-04-14: My last week at @awscloud. It’s been a great ride, but it’s time for something new. So much left to …

2014-04-14: A fascinating study, and not at all surprising. t.co/KSldysgn5…

2014-04-13: @HeyJessieMay: Having both, I’d have to disagree. ;)

2014-04-13: My Xbox One just experienced a hard crash (i.e., complete reboot) whilst playing Titanfall. Weird.

2014-04-12: @simple: What about “Reverse Heartbleed”? t.co/Tzj2e26Lh…

2014-04-12: Everybody is patching their code for t.co/bQvEWQPkK… but what about t.co/2SoAeEihs… in …

2014-04-12: Some really great Mac/iOS apps are on sale now. Fantastical 2, 1Password, Acorn, TextExpander Touch, …

2014-04-12: Crash course on some goodies in PHP 5.6. t.co/E8J2Os0I4…

2014-04-11: Watching “Cool as Ice” (1991) with @gamedevshawn, @mikealt, @lucycarp, @comradekellie and …

2014-04-11: Writing unit tests at 1:00am because I’m running out of time!

2014-04-10: RT @joetek: Heartbleed isn’t that bad, is it? t.co/hXh0nqTjx… t.co/EyCqqGtw0…

2014-04-10: RT @BlueBoxTraveler: “What is Bower?” “A package manager” “How do I …

2014-04-10: Teaser for “Wish I Was Here”, directed by @zachbraff (from Chicken Little, Oz, & was the …

2014-04-08: RT @migueldeicaza: Where did all the Linux guys mocking Apple security go this week? I miss their …

2014-04-08: .@zachbraff just encouraged me to share an upcoming teaser for “Wish I Was Here” on Facebook, …

2014-04-08: @tapbot_paul: That’s because @Microsoft never learned how version numbers work.

2014-04-08: RT @chockenberry: And when you renew your private keys, make sure to create a new CSR for your CA: …

2014-04-08: RT @chockenberry: In fact, the distribution of private keys is probably what’s most difficult …

2014-04-08: RT @chockenberry: The most important thing to remember about Heartbleed is that patching is only the …

2014-04-08: RT @mikeash: Just in case you’ve been hiding for the past day, if you run any servers with SSL …

2014-04-08: RT @kevinmhoffman: Just when I think I have a handle on the design of a thing, usability testing …

2014-04-08: RT @slicknet: New phrase “opaque source code”. Definition: open source code without …

2014-04-06: This @engadget article, written by @jonfingas, is first-world whining to the highest degree. …

2014-04-05: RT @developer: webOS team open-sources their gorgeous redesign that never shipped: …

2014-04-05: RT @slicknet: Political beliefs are, fundamentally, about individual rights.

2014-04-05: @WuzzaDem: I mean precisely what I’ve said. Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right. …

2014-04-05: This article goes my thoughts on the topic fairly precisely. t.co/ncYvnuN5Q… /cc @jimmy_wales …

2014-04-05: RT @MikeDrucker: Hey, @amazon. I’d like it if you redesigned your app so I can circle books I …

2014-04-05: RT @alecperkins: @marcoarment Obligatory xkcd t.co/CEhviLV5R… t.co/YJVl6b1c1…

2014-04-04: @alyankovic: Or maybe a UFH 2? nudge, nudge, wink, wink

2014-04-04: RT @iamdevloper: Speed dating just doesn’t work… 7 minutes isn’t long enough to explain how closures …

2014-04-04: RT @benedmunds: Sometimes FB posts make me so angry. Yes giving people health insurance is exactly …

2014-04-03: RT @ktmcburr: If I ever had a one night stand and the guy texted me the next day and said …

2014-04-03: @jimmy_wales: I may disagree with your politics, but I still support Wikipedia financially. Why …

2014-04-03: @jimmy_wales: Well then we’ll have to agree to disagree. IMO, you have to be a bigot to call someone …

2014-04-03: @jimmy_wales: And I agree that leadership is a big part. Be was also leading the TC-39 group. Should …

2014-04-03: @jimmy_wales: I am all for reasoned debate. Tossing out the word “bigot” is akin to comparing …

2014-04-03: @jimmy_wales: People who support the long-standing definition of marriage aren’t intrinsically …

2014-04-03: @jimmy_wales: Look up the definition of “bigot” and tell me that doesn’t describe the Internet.

2014-04-03: @binary132 @Jon889 @demandprogress @jimmy_wales @mozilla: I’ll need to chew on that a bit more …

2014-04-03: @binary132 @Jon889 @demandprogress @jimmy_wales @mozilla: That’s an interesting point I hadn’t …

2014-04-03: @binary132 @Jon889 @demandprogress @jimmy_wales @mozilla His job should be about his job. We didn’t …

2014-04-03: @jimmy_wales: …then it’s a lie. /cc @demandprogress, @mozilla

2014-04-03: @jimmy_wales: When @demandprogress says @mozilla supports free speech on the day that /be steps down …

2014-04-03: @demandprogress @jimmy_wales @mozilla: IMO, the direct topic is inconsequential. People should be …

2014-04-03: @jimmy_wales: The discussion should have been about his ability to do the job. It wasn’t.

2014-04-03: @jimmy_wales: IMO, the direct topic was inconsequential. A person should be able to believe/support …

2014-04-03: @binary132 @Jon889 @demandprogress @jimmy_wales @mozilla: If you mean the U.S. 1st amendment, yes. …

2014-04-03: RT @SaraJChipps: Everything about what has happened at @Mozilla is incredibly sad and hard. My …

2014-04-03: RT @motherfuton: Internet bullying works. Firefox CEO steps down. Regardless if you agree or …

2014-04-03: RT @Jon889: @demandprogress @jimmy_wales how does @mozilla stand for free speech, by having the CEO …

2014-04-03: RT @binary132: @demandprogress @mozilla freedom of unpopular or offensive political views …

2014-04-03: @demandprogress @mozilla: No, Mozilla clearly does NOT stand up for free speech. They caved to the …

2014-04-03: @CalvinF: Congrats! I believe that makes you #7!

2014-04-03: Freedom of speech and individual thought has lost a battle today to the Internet hive mind. I am …

2014-04-03: Looks like @Mozilla got bullied and decided to cave. How very disappointing. People should be …

2014-04-03: RT @jeffwilser: No woman will ever know me as well as @Netflix’s algorithms.

2014-04-03: RT @bos31337: Ha ha, @SwayDating sends out email spam, reveals their database password upon …

2014-04-03: RT @lenagroeger: How to make your tables less terrible, in a gif. t.co/qP6ADkmlb… h/t …

2014-04-03: Looks like the @Xbox website is kicking-up a bunch of HTTP 503s. :(

2014-04-02: @michaelhood @Life360: My concerns are two: (a) password security, and (b) the UX of said password …

2014-04-02: My ex taught me that a great set of tits is nice, but it doesn’t make up for a shitty personality …

2014-04-02: RT @IddieRymin: The difference between love and hatred is equal to the value placed upon …

2014-04-02: @michaelhood @Life360: Sure.

2014-04-02: @wiseg1rly: Fuck. Yes.

2014-04-02: @Life360: ryan@ryanparman.com

2014-04-02: A 30-char, alpha+num+symbol password is perfectly reasonable. @Life360 support’s response was …

2014-04-02: .@Life360 has extremely poor password security and multiple UX issues, but hey, at least they have …

2014-04-02: Was just told that my secure password was “too intricate” by @Life360 support. …

2014-04-02: RT @Brilliant_Ads: New contender for greatest political ad of the year: t.co/FpEEmZiKY…

2014-04-02: @chrisvoigt: Precisely what I’m looking for. Bummer Windows 8.1 still doesn’t have something …

2014-04-02: @chrisvoigt: That rarely actually works, though. I mean, like, OS X-style, …

2014-04-02: Is there seriously still no way for Windows to forcibly quit an application besides restarting the …

2014-04-02: Just read the page for Amazon Fire TV (http://t.co/wI9ckPVNr1). Is it better than the Apple TV I …

2014-04-02: @benricchio: Actually, just accepted an offer elsewhere. Thanks, though. :)

2014-04-02: @benricchio: Hey, that sounds like an over-the-top exaggeration I’d use. :) What’s up?

2014-03-31: And as I head into day #4 of sickness, there goes the voice.

2014-03-31: All right, all right… which of you told these guys my life story? t.co/bWoLOOLBc…

2014-03-30: RT @danielchooper: We can do better than this. t.co/zKVPKVcEB…

2014-03-30: Me, to my financial planning advisor: “So, what do you think of Bitcoin?” Her head asplodes.

2014-03-30: RT @mtdowling: “Why should I use Guzzle instead of using cURL or PHP stream wrappers …

2014-03-30: RT @shauninman: I think it’s funny that over the years that /tmp/ directory ended up being the …

2014-03-30: @ianselby: According to this, there’s around 5-6 months left in the cycle. t.co/glMPnKKk3…

2014-03-29: Just finished reading up on @mtdowling’s new Guzzle 4.0 release. Whoa! t.co/7N7qTSk80…

2014-03-29: At work, I have a 15” Retina MacBook Pro. I’m trying to decide if I should upgrade my 2011-era 17” …

2014-03-29: Really wishing there was a nearby Vietnamese restaurant who would deliver some phở. That sounds …

2014-03-29: What started out as sinuses-flipping-out yesterday turned into a full-blown fever, chills and runny …

2014-03-29: RT @brianalvey: “Life’s a happy song when there’s someone by your side to sing …

2014-03-29: Watched the Pilot for Surviving Jack. @justin_halpern, you are forgiven for @shitmydadsays. Also, …

2014-03-28: All my accounts are locked down! - #authentication via @Authy t.co/4aMtCEMMM…

2014-03-28: Have an Xbox 360? Bioshock games are on sale! IMO, Bioshock Infinite was the best game of 2013. …

2014-03-27: RT @joewalnes: Algorithmic complexity… Array search: O(n) Merge sort: O(n log(n)) Bubble …

2014-03-27: RT @iamdevloper: This guy got fired: t.co/0DDZruW40…

2014-03-27: RT @tsharon: UX≠UI. Care, share, like, tweet, post, digest, rest, thx! t.co/Te4sYtHea…

2014-03-27: RT @alixito: Recruiters, why do u msg someone who currently is in an FTE job re a short term …

2014-03-26: Was killing time this afternoon. Saw the Xbox One + Titanfall bundle and couldn’t resist. …

2014-03-26: RT @jongold: how to set up a linux server in 5 simple steps: 1) ??? 2) ??? 3) copy & paste …

2014-03-25: RT @jennschiffer: don’t blame your users for how they use your product because you …

2014-03-25: @nickf: :(

2014-03-25: RT @simonsinek: A star wants to see himself rise to the top. A leader wants to see those around him …

2014-03-25: RT @JVarsityCaptain: The people who are mad about us making fun of participation ribbons are the …

2014-03-24: RT @nickf: We’re hiring UXers: 3 Sr, 1 Principal, 2 Design Technologists, Research Intern, …

2014-03-24: RT @jmikola: Things I’ve done while compiling HHVM tonight: ☑ Cooked a 4-course meal ☑ Cleaned …

2014-03-24: @kartooner: I went all-vector about a year ago and haven’t looked back. Better all-around …

2014-03-24: RT @philsturgeon: It’s sad that the average internals response to writing a PHP spec is essentially …

2014-03-24: RT @sdw: Facebook’s does a ‘redesign’: Announce it w/ a lot of fanfare, never …

2014-03-24: “@DaddyJew: You’re hot as fuck and you appear to be completely capable of ruining my entire life, …

2014-03-24: RT @silent_musings: Don’t limit yourself with shit that is deadweight to your mind. Success …

2014-03-24: RT @firefox: News: @BrendanEich will be appointed to the role of CEO of @Mozilla, effective …

2014-03-24: @kartooner: s/will eventually/has already/

2014-03-24: RT @nickf: So a few people came to the 1st Amazon UX Mentoring lecture series & matching …

2014-03-24: @nrrrdcore: Coming from CA, you’ll realize how much you took sunshine for granted. Today is a nice …

2014-03-24: RT @mtabini: Everything you need to know about writing your own crypto code in one word: …

2014-03-23: Muppets Most Wanted: 7/10. Songs weren’t as good as the 2011 film or the original. Lacked the …

2014-03-22: My first tweet. t.co/bLQK0NUej… I remember working with Elements. These guys sucked. …

2014-03-20: RT @nickf: Seasoned UXer? My UX team at Amazon Web Services is looking for a Principal UX Designer …

2014-03-20: Yeah, this is pretty funny. t.co/hkUriJi9F…

2014-03-19: RT @Token_Geezer: So in America, at 18 you can die at war or be gang-banged in a porno. But you have …

2014-03-19: RT @nickf: Reminder: My UX team at Amazon Web Services is looking for a Principal UX Designer in …

2014-03-19: RT @isaach: I like this sign. I think I’ll have one made for the office. or maybe as a laptop …

2014-03-19: RT @jeffbarr: The #AWS Simple Icons have been updated with 40 additional service and object icons - …

2014-03-19: RT @marcoarment: If “innovation” is what Samsung’s been doing recently, I’m pretty happy with Apple …

2014-03-19: @HeyJessieMay: Mmmmm… sushi…

2014-03-18: RT @brwnll: @philsturgeon Is it officially easier to annex a portion of another nation in the face …

2014-03-18: RT @TravLeBlanc: My ex-girlfriend told me that she loved me more than life itself. I would have been …

2014-03-18: Just inhaled a bunch of sushi. Perusing Twitter while I wait for my stomach to realize what I’ve …

2014-03-18: @gsnedders: You assume that the structures are still around. And the Incas were quite a ways away …

2014-03-18: RT @nickf: UX team: The time is nigh! April 1st approaches. Yee have been warned! @mikealt …

2014-03-17: Saw the #VeronicaMarsMovie yesterday. They really did right by the fans! But 2 hours isn’t enough …

2014-03-17: RT @jcolman: This is what happens when you sacrifice user experience for business goals: …

2014-03-17: RT @iamdevloper: “Is it a pain to [insert first world problem]? We’re here to change the way you …

2014-03-17: RT @drewm: OH: “I’d like a small abortion, but really good quality.” Probably …

2014-03-17: @gsnedders: Yeah, you guys had a bit of a head-start on us, remember? ;)

2014-03-17: @mubay: unfortunately, I’d say real. That’s sh*t Silicon Valley says.

2014-03-16: Amazing weather back home in CA. Was greeted with cold rain upon my arrival back in Seattle. …sigh…

2014-03-16: Veronica Mars: 8/10. They stayed true to the TV series, and made an amazing movie for all the fans. …

2014-03-16: 300: Rise of an Empire: 8/10. Highly-stylized violence and blood loss in Ancient Greece. …

2014-03-16: RT @monkbent: You know how Tweetbot saves tab state, and generally manages memory really well? The …

2014-03-15: RT @DeAnne_Smith: My friend Jim says I’m condescending. This coming from a person who’s …

2014-03-15: RT @jeremeamia: The @veronicamars movie was really good. Preserved all the great things from the …

2014-03-15: @TodoMoviesApp: Yep. Tried add/delete right away, and adding and leaving them for several hours.

2014-03-15: @TodoMoviesApp: I sync my movie list with iCloud. I replaced my iPhone, enabled iCloud, but my movie …

2014-03-15: Ended up on the Spanish radio station. ♫ “La Niña Mas Linda” by Kevin Ortiz …

2014-03-14: RT @GeorgeTakei: From a fan. And absolutely NO returns. t.co/vSDeMgzzN…

2014-03-14: RT @nickf: Now THAT is how you end a workday! BTW, did I mention we’re hiring? …

2014-03-13: RT @slicknet: My aunt sent mom a Word doc on a USB drive in the mail. Mom couldn’t understand …

2014-03-13: RT @mtdowling: PHP Devs: Before complaining about the “overhead” of a library, turn on …

2014-03-13: RT @influx: S3 launched on pi day. Not a coincidence. Rumor has it there was an S4 before S3. …

2014-03-13: Just recently discovered Katy B. ♫ “Go Away” by Katy B t.co/dJCgHRaCf…

2014-03-13: RT @justinkeller: Just saw an 11 year old with his own iPhone. In my day we didn’t get iPhones …

2014-03-13: @mattgemmell: Yep. Same here.

2014-03-13: RT @lsegal: There is a sun. I can see it with my eyes. #Seattle

2014-03-13: Very weird. Worked with @rmccue on @SimplePie; @jeremeamia and @mtdowling on @awsforphp; and am a …

2014-03-12: Spent the last 3 hours going through my contacts, de-duping them, and adding all the social media …

2014-03-12: RT @DavidKaneda: Everybody loves Angular, except JavaScript developers.

2014-03-12: @AmandaEvert80: Do I? Really? I honestly had no idea. The number really isn’t important to me. :)

2014-03-10: RT @BlondAmbitionTO: Levels of white girl drunk: 1 Complimenting someone she hates 2 Interpretive …

2014-03-10: My favorite keyboard shortcut. t.co/JSlaxzp1i…

2014-03-07: @MyUnfold: I really hope that you guys an find success with is project. The ideas seem cool.

2014-03-07: @jeremeamia: Done. You should be in the next batch of invites.

2014-03-07: @mkfnch: Burger Time! Nom nom nom nom nom!

2014-03-07: RT @marcoarment: Just had to watch an unskippable (and awful) 33-second YouTube video ad to see a …

2014-03-07: Maybe I’m missing something, but the Atom editor seems like a poor man’s Sublime Text. No?

2014-03-06: @iammarkmonroe: Cool. Thanks!

2014-03-06: @iammarkmonroe: Hey, how can we provide feedback on MyUnfold?

2014-03-06: @MuskieMcKay: Hahahaha.

2014-03-06: Factual observation: I just saw an Asian woman driving the wrong way on a one-way street. That is …

2014-03-05: This is a terrible idea for users. “First dual-booting Windows Phone and Android handsets due this …

2014-03-05: RT @Brilliant_Ads: The worst advert placement of the year goes to…. t.co/tWCcW1AGK…

2014-03-05: RT @mtdowling: I’m working on a new version of Guzzle. If you’re using composer: stop …

2014-03-04: RT @Jandalize: Too many times at parties my dyslexia kicks in and I make it an open bra.

2014-03-04: RT @bfd: Dear Comcast, Please consume a genital. Sincerely, T-3 Timeout Error Sufferer

2014-03-04: RT @azizansari: For the first time in my entire life, I am “buying” Microsoft Word. And …

2014-03-04: Getting my (git) flow on! t.co/cK2GY5h9C…

2014-03-01: RT @jcolman: “When we work on making our devices accessible by the blind, I don’t …

2014-03-01: All the Boys Love Mandy Lane: 3/10. I expected the movie to be bad, but it stars Amber Heard, so… …

2014-03-01: Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia: 3/10. As much as I love @kateesackhoff, I turned it …

2014-03-01: RT @UberFacts: People who sleep late have more mental stamina and can outperform early risers.

2014-03-01: The Haunting in Connecticut: 5/10. A resounding “meh”. t.co/csQhNfolf…

2014-03-01: RT @angryseattle: Everyone please call @SeattleCouncil and thank them for making me a place where …

2014-03-01: RT @angryseattle: What the flying fuck, @SeattleCouncil? 150 driver cap for @Uber_SEA? There must be …

2014-02-28: @alydenisof: So, which highly-successful, long-running TV show are you off to do next?

2014-02-28: RT @cputney: I got puzzled looks when I referred to a state called “North Virginia.” …

2014-02-28: Question: When, in all of human history, has Apple ever announced new products at the shareholder …

2014-02-28: Ahhh. My LTE speed just ground to a halt. I must have just entered downtown Seattle. /cc @ATT

2014-02-28: RT @awsforphp: This spring, @jeremeamia will be representing the #AWS SDK for #PHP team at …

2014-02-28: RT @Midgetspar: Sometimes I think my brain is worth millions and my heart worth happiness, then a …

2014-02-28: Trade Bitcoin with Ease. @Buttercoin makes it easy to Buy, Sell, and Secure your #Bitcoins. Get …

2014-02-28: RT @awsforphp: Version 2.5.3 of the #AWS SDK for #PHP is available! Updates to Route 53, CloudFront, …

2014-02-28: Thanks, @mkfnch, for throwing such a fun get-together this evening. And giving me a ride home. That …

2014-02-28: “Samsung is a follower company… this is so embedded in their culture that they even…steal ideas from …

2014-02-28: “A total of 99.9% of new mobile threat detections target the Android platform.” But Android is …

2014-02-28: @agamsh: Are you suggesting that a non-shipping product has somehow “overtaken” a shipping product? …

2014-02-27: RT @dcurtis: Amazing how much information you can glean by going up to prominent entrepreneurs and …

2014-02-27: .@AmyStephen: Just did the survey. I will NOT use FSF-based licenses in software I write or use. …

2014-02-27: RT @dcurtis: Overheard on Market St. in San Francisco: “I had my performance review. They only gave …

2014-02-27: Elastic Simple Cloud Service™

2014-02-27: RT @nickf: Word of the day: Impruined - improve+ruined. Interim coiner (at least until we find out …

2014-02-27: @Crooked: Oh, come on…

2014-02-27: RT @gsnedders: Plan for this summer: remove locale-dependent char encoding defaults from HTML, and a …

2014-02-27: RT @UncleDuke1969: Me: How’s the new girlfriend? Friend: Dunno M: Why? F: She’s into …

2014-02-27: RT @JeremyKendall: Generators and coroutines in PHP. Wow. t.co/kCK4v2pT3…

2014-02-27: RT @Jermolene: Wow. Google’s transformation is now complete; they are apparently so blind to irony …

2014-02-27: @jsundquist: right here, if you still have one. ryan@ryanparman.com

2014-02-27: @codeguy @AtomEditor: right here, if you still have one. ryan@ryanparman.com

2014-02-27: RT @mattgemmell: Wife working from home, ill. So far today I’ve affectionately called her both …

2014-02-26: @AtomEditor: No RSS for your blog?

2014-02-26: RT @travisci: Thanks to @GitHub’s new API scopes t.co/RUpOVvY4E… no longer asks for write …

2014-02-26: RT @jcolman: Only ‘90s Web Developers Remember This: t.co/mgCAKkbvT… Nice walk down …

2014-02-26: RT @JenniferVaz36: Relationship Status: Still horny

2014-02-26: RT @RandomBest: Just because someone has the power to destroy you, doesn’t mean they will. …

2014-02-25: RT @dlpasco: THIS JUST IN: We need a senior designer and a front-end web dev RIGHT NOW. Too much …

2014-02-25: @jeremeamia: I say, Guzzle 4.0 and AWS SDK for PHP 3.0, built for PHP 5.5/5.6 and HHVM 2.4/2.5 would …

2014-02-25: RT @UberFacts: A study was conducted where free birth control was given to young women - Abortion …

2014-02-25: @jeremeamia: Hmmm… let’s ask the Chrome and Firefox teams what they think. Or, you can ask Apple if …

2014-02-25: RT @marcoarment: So Firefox and Chrome stopped being dicks and found a way to swallow their pride …

2014-02-25: RT @UberFacts: Women who answer to another woman in the workplace feel significantly more stressed …

2014-02-25: There is a special circle of Hell for rapists, murderers, and web developers who create javascript: …

2014-02-25: RT @WizKhalllifa: Don’t ever mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or …

2014-02-25: @bthdonohue: Whew! You’re freakin’ me out, man…

2014-02-25: .@instapaper: For some reason, all of my articles in all of my folders got nuked since yesterday. …

2014-02-25: If I’d invested $12,000 into Bitcoin last April after the price crashed, it would have been worth …

2014-02-24: RT @nickf: Today, Steve Jobs would be celebrating his 59th birthday. He may be missed, but his …

2014-02-24: RT @tim_cook: Remembering my friend Steve on his birthday. “Stay hungry, Stay foolish”. …

2014-02-24: RT @tim_cook: Remembering Steve on his birthday: “Details matter, it’s worth waiting to get it …

2014-02-24: Some days, even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.

2014-02-23: RT @drewlevin: If you’re on iOS, update your device. HTTPS browsing is vulnerable, meaning …

2014-02-23: I woke up this morning to the sound of the kids singing along to this song. t.co/C7SzHap0D…

2014-02-23: Interesting from a software development perspective. t.co/jyn4of8mz…

2014-02-22: @nickf: If it helps, you’re in my top 3. You shoot straight, avoid games, have vision, and include …

2014-02-22: Favorite song of the moment. ♫ “Find You (feat. Matthew Koma & Miriam Bryant)” …

2014-02-22: RT @HeyJessieMay: t.co/lHukEg50B…

2014-02-22: @RyanParma: Whoa. Are you my name’s doppelgänger? /cc @kirstin_taylor

2014-02-22: RT @UberFacts: Marijuana was initially made illegal in 1937 by a man who testified the drug made …

2014-02-22: @alixito: Customize your autocorrect. Settings → General → Keyboards → Shortcuts.

2014-02-21: The Heat: 8/10. Not perfect, and fairly predictable, but I found myself laughing quite a bit. …

2014-02-21: @Avi_Kaplan: Trees. Maybe a gas station.

2014-02-21: Users of Sublime Text: is it worth updating to v3 yet? Do all the important packages work?

2014-02-21: RT @DavidAGoodman: The Olympics is very intense for me, because it’s like two weeks of having …

2014-02-21: RT @zefrank: When a monkey throws shit at you, at least you know exactly what they are thinking.

2014-02-21: RT @aakuvaish: For all those who are “baffled” by the WhatsApp price, take a look at …

2014-02-20: Differences between Bluetooth Low Energy (BLE) vs. Near-Field Communication (NFC). …

2014-02-20: RT @HotFunnyWomen: The key to a long relationship: keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.

2014-02-20: RT @developer: Ouch: Irrational Games, creator of the BioShock series, is shutting down. …

2014-02-19: Call of Duty: Ghosts t.co/HPxHeOl4E…

2014-02-18: Call of Duty: Ghosts t.co/vrPzgq5vB…

2014-02-17: RT @iamdevloper: I’ve been using Vim for about 2 years now, mostly because I can’t …

2014-02-17: Just watched “Compliance” (http://t.co/RTM6wxQK6l). I remember reading about this when it happened. …

2014-02-17: RT @Baz_3000: Not only can a narcissist destroy your life but when they’re done they’ll …

2014-02-17: RT @rem: If you’re saving 100ms of milliseconds off your performance time: do it. If you’re jumping …

2014-02-17: Just finished “The Last of Us: Left Behind”. The gameplay gets an interesting twist, and the story …

2014-02-16: If you have a Kickstarter account, they recently got hacked. Change your password. …

2014-02-15: I was reminded this evening by my ex-girlfriend that no good deed goes unpunished.

2014-02-14: A Nazi, a KKK member, and a @MorganStanley website developer all walk into a bar…

2014-02-13: Luxo. t.co/1HNl2tGiG…

2014-02-13: @CalvinF: I have those same Sennheisers. They’re great!

2014-02-12: RT @Recode: Former Google Payments Boss Osama Bedier Joins Board of PayPal Competitor WePay / by …

2014-02-12: RT @nickf: Today I’m happy to announce that @gamedevshawn has joined my UX team as a full time …

2014-02-12: OH: “I have too many good things going on in my life — that’s my problem.” — @mkfnch

2014-02-12: STAR WARS 80’s High School. t.co/r09rnZF25…

2014-02-12: “Is than an ascender in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” t.co/uqdZwkCtc… …

2014-02-12: Pretty soon, it may be no longer illegal to sing “Happy Birthday”. …

2014-02-12: @anotheruiguy @nickf: Yeah, I’ve been digging into this recently, and have already updated some …

2014-02-11: RT @gamedevshawn: Today is my official start date with Amazon on the Amazon Web Services UX team. …

2014-02-11: This is fun. t.co/5SCgDowzz…

2014-02-11: My soundtrack: ♫ “Lakini’s Juice” by Live t.co/52dOhYyOO…

2014-02-11: RT @alixito: @skyzyx story that goes on in my head every night.

2014-02-11: Running ffmpeg from the command line, like a boss!

2014-02-10: Hush little children, don’t say a word… …no, seriously. Shut up and go to sleep for Pete’s sake!

2014-02-10: Let’s change all the URLs in the web app…! …and Ryan can set up all the HTTP 301 redirects! #yay …

2014-02-10: RT @nickf: Today I’m happy to announce that the amazing Catherine Harrell has joined my UX …

2014-02-10: RT @nickf: UX Peeps, I am hiring a few Senior UX Designers for my team in Seattle. We will relo. …

2014-02-09: Just spent the last 3 hours watching fail videos on YouTube. I need a hobby.

2014-02-08: RT @jeremeamia: Thanks to @zend for sponsoring the awesome yellow #elephpants at #ssp14. …

2014-02-08: .@lilkuo is clearly not a close Apple-watcher, else she wouldn’t have published something as …

2014-02-08: Positive, yes, but arguably little more than a PR move. We’re still in a bad spot with …

2014-02-08: “An A-to-Z Guide to Archer’s Running Jokes.” There are also a few good ones in the comments. …

2014-02-08: ⅗ of my devices are syncing correctly across iCloud. The other two seem to be pulling from a …

2014-02-07: Text shortcuts are out of sync between my two Macs, two iPads, and my iPhone. Rummaging around, …

2014-02-07: RT @iansltx: @rasmus more or less endorsed @hiphopvm at #ssp14, though “everyone agrees that …

2014-02-06: RT @BlondAmbitionTO: You can have the most gorgeous face and bangin’ body but if your soul is …

2014-02-06: RT @lukew: drra; “Didn’t read. Replied anyway.”

2014-02-05: RT @garnaat: Today is my last day at AWS. Great experience, great company. Excited about being an …

2014-02-05: RT @sass_slinger: No matter how much you love them, some people are just poison.

2014-02-05: Well, this was enough snark to last me for quite a while. It’s easier to blame than it is to fix. …

2014-02-05: New music video from Skillet. t.co/k5A6Lni4S…

2014-02-05: RT @HeyJessieMay: Korn and Skrillex make an excellent combination. I’m glad I rediscovered the …

2014-02-05: Here’s the plan: Do the things that they should have done back in 2006, but didn’t …

2014-02-05: Paying to Travel in the Internet’s Fast Lanes. t.co/J8JQvsiyx…

2014-02-05: New bill would restore net neutrality pending FCC action. t.co/IZ7GbExMZ…

2014-02-05: Microsoft, Past and Future. t.co/1kzax7biw…

2014-02-05: Tech Giants Disclose More on Government Data Requests. t.co/h2bBumJsy…

2014-02-05: @rjs: I’m guessing: playground for next-gen Facebook mobile app.

2014-02-05: RT @UberFacts: One punishment for an adulterous wife in medieval France was to make her chase a …

2014-02-04: @HeyJessieMay: Hahaha

2014-02-04: Okay guys. I’m ≈2500 Twitter posts behind. I’m declaring Twitter bankruptcy and starting over.

2014-02-04: RT @UberFacts: If you were to be paid $500 in pennies, you would actually have enough metal to be …

2014-02-04: It’s one of those nights when the air hurts my face.

2014-02-04: This looks good, and is also a big #Dollhouse reunion. t.co/wKsSuJFML…

2014-02-03: ★’d n1k0’s n1k0/casperjs repository on GitHub. t.co/zOLa8GpZp…

2014-02-03: ★’d jgm’s jgm/pandoc repository on GitHub. t.co/kEuMCq3u1…

2014-02-03: ★’d Behat’s Behat/MinkSelenium2Driver repository on GitHub. t.co/ykzruEENK…

2014-02-03: ★’d herrera-io’s herrera-io/php-annotations repository on GitHub. t.co/9fzvaXUri…

2014-02-02: RT @celestialcereal: Netflix and IMDB need to sync so IMDB knows how far into a series you’ve …

2014-02-02: Does anybody know how to get Selenium Grid running through a Vagrant VM? t.co/waytSfvvb…

2014-02-02: People who died too young always seem to come in threes. This time we lost Paul Walker, uncle Phil, …

2014-02-02: RT @camilluddington: Philip Seymour Hoffman has died??!! So shocked. I absolutely loved his …

2014-02-02: RT @zeldman: We are losing too many good people. Philip Seymour Hoffman, Actor, Dies at 46, via …

2014-02-02: RT @PhillyD: Phillip Seymour Hoffman is dead. Let’s take this moment to remember to …

2014-02-02: RT @monkbent: Google’s mistake was: 1) Not winning Nortel bidding (and dicking around in process) 2) …

2014-02-01: RT @davidpaulsson: Google doesn’t support IE8, Microsoft is dropping support in a few months. …

2014-02-01: X-Men Origins: Wolverine: 7/10. Takes place in the X-Men movie timeline. A few plot holes, but …

2014-02-01: @bthdonohue: Any plans to fix the bookmarklet?

2014-02-01: @instapaper: The bookmarklet fails at saving GitHub project pages. Is there a workaround?

2014-01-31: Playing where I’m eating lunch. ♫ “Mind Playing Tricks On Me” by Geto Boys …

2014-01-31: Well, I’ve managed to lock myself out of my @MorganStanley account, the reset password functionality …

2014-01-30: .@jeremeamia: It is literally… not figuratively… literally the single worst website I’ve ever …

2014-01-30: .@MorganStanley has one of the worst, hardest-to-use websites on the entire planet. Flash-based and …

2014-01-30: RT @blankenship: Sure, the design problems are harder, but “No one’s going to _______ on mobile” …

2014-01-30: RT @Brilliant_Ads: Controversial ad for Belgian “Reborn To Be Alive” organ donor foundation: …

2014-01-30: RT @UncleDuke1969: Organized some clutter tonight. I put all photos of old girlfriends and back …

2014-01-30: RT @TinaMav: Love them even at their worst.

2014-01-30: C’mon Safari. You’re starting to get your ass kicked. :(

2014-01-29: RT @UberFacts: A person who is strongly attracted to someone’s intelligence is called a …

2014-01-29: “Google and Samsung sign global patent cross-license deal.” This is a big deal. …

2014-01-29: “Study of French “three strikes” piracy law finds no deterrent effect.” Duh. t.co/jaFBaOtHM…

2014-01-29: The government tried to steamroll a little guy, so he gave them the figurative middle-finger. …

2014-01-29: This is absolutely awesome! t.co/0lEnMLf6y…

2014-01-29: Google took the scenic route to buy Motorola Mobility’s (consistently-losing) patents for $3.3 …

2014-01-29: I’ve explained this before to smart people — Android is NOT open source. …

2014-01-29: Post: “Easily SSH into Amazon EC2 instances using the Name tag.” t.co/FLe1miMx7…

2014-01-29: I’ve been telling people for years not to use Paypal and GoDaddy. Here’s more evidence …

2014-01-29: RT @philsturgeon: PSR-7 HTTP Message Interface passed the entrance vote, and is now officially on …

2014-01-29: RT @jeremeamia: We are looking for a JavaScript/Node.js and a Python/CLI developer to join our team …

2014-01-28: Welcome to Fat Burger. Home of the Fat Burger. Can I take your order? t.co/qIOoMvV0D…

2014-01-28: My soundtrack: ♫ “Where Is My Mind?” by @PIXIESmusic t.co/VqFkmAdJ1…

2014-01-28: .@realDonaldTrump: This is the opposite of the truth. Apple is firing on all cylinders.

2014-01-28: RT @dorkitude: CFO to CEO: What happens if we invest in our people, and they leave? CEO: What …

2014-01-28: RT @smashingmag: When do designers leave? “The work did not represent what you valued. The …

2014-01-28: RT @ChristaBMiller: “@UberFacts: During the middle ages, talkative women were punished by being …

2014-01-28: RT @UberFacts: The word “nerd” was actually invented by Dr. Suess.

2014-01-28: My soundtrack: ♫ “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by @Nirvana t.co/i65Ce3p4S…

2014-01-27: RT @alexknowshtml: I still haven’t forgiven Metallica. #napsterforever

2014-01-27: RT @tejucole: h8ers gon carefully read all the relevant literature and come to an informed and …

2014-01-27: @MuskieMcKay: I needed to search, so that didn’t help. Found a backup on GitHub though.

2014-01-26: This was what I was looking for. t.co/kRcaYkeuO… Thanks @joedevon for helping me track it …

2014-01-26: @joedevon: Oh, cool. That’s a start. Thanks!

2014-01-26: @joedevon: Yeah, that was my first thought. But searching may be problematic. :(

2014-01-26: Is anybody aware of an archive of Dive Into Mark? There’s some stuff on XML Media Types that he …

2014-01-25: Tools and processes for curation is so important… not only for music but also for movies, apps, and …

2014-01-25: RT @1Password: @Support True dat. t.co/nWgpll69P… Thanks for the shout-out! :)

2014-01-25: RT @Support: Friends don’t let friends reuse passwords. Try a password manager like @LastPass …

2014-01-24: RT @Souders: IMO the hardest part of multi device web is design. Implementation is very hard too, …

2014-01-24: RT @UberFacts: Netflix monitors BitTorrent to decide which shows to purchase.

2014-01-24: RT @awsforphp: What would you like to see in the AWS SDK for PHP in 2014? Tell us here: …

2014-01-24: RT @awscloud: Amazon #Redshift has new SSD-based nodes - ideal for data warehouses where high …

2014-01-24: RT @official_php: #PHP 5.6.0 alpha 1 is out! You can download it at t.co/399BQm2ae… and see …

2014-01-23: Completely flabbergasted by how bad iBooks for Mac is at managing my ePub collection.

2014-01-23: RT @viticci: Should Apple hire an expert in Shift Key Design for iOS 7.1? Because seriously

2014-01-23: RT @careylikeswine: Everyone I know who got married in their 20’s is either divorced, or …

2014-01-23: RT @StartupLJackson: In 96 you needed $5mm to fund your startup’s hw/software purchases. Now …

2014-01-23: RT @alyssamag: Seahawks to Win the SuperBowl for Nick: t.co/dyiehQQ6z… via @YouTube

2014-01-23: RT @SomthinBoutSara: Fun game: Take pictures with your camera sound turned up when someone comes …

2014-01-23: RT @UberFacts: The TSA has spent $900 million in the past 5 years on Behavior Detection Officers to …

2014-01-20: RT @iamdevloper: “Happy to announce that we, [STARTUP NAME, NO VOWELS] have been acquired into …

2014-01-20: RT @LindseyEllison2: Friend told me her period was finally regulated. I then proceeded to belt out …

2014-01-20: RT @iamdevloper: Procrastination Driven Devel… Oh look, Reddit.

2014-01-20: RT @sazzy: Anyone have great case studies or anecdotes, where research data has made a huge …

2014-01-20: RT @UberFacts: The makers of Sesame Street released a statement saying Bert and Ernie aren’t …

2014-01-19: Trouble with the Curve 6/10. Clint Eastwood plays a grumpy old coot. Not a bad movie, but had …

2014-01-19: The Perks of Being a Wallflower: 8/10. t.co/c5JtdKfn9…

2014-01-19: Much Ado About Nothing: 7/10. Joss Whedon’s retelling of the Shakespeare classic. Tons of …

2014-01-18: RT @dalmaer: Awesome. A place to store your passwords! :) t.co/NQJqFfxSR…

2014-01-18: @wmerydith: I left Spotify for Rdio. Also use iTunes Radio and Last.fm a lot.

2014-01-18: RT @marcoarment: I’m done giving Obama the benefit of the doubt. He fooled us all into thinking he …

2014-01-18: RT @mkammerer: The comic sans in the email signature should have been a giveaway as to how that call …

2014-01-18: RT @nickf: So is this what my UX team does while I am away? Eating nacho mints for charity: …

2014-01-18: RT @matthillco: “Must support IE7” and “You have 4 days to do the front-end” …

2014-01-18: @rmccue: I realize this was posted yesterday, but the answer is 1in = 2.54cm.

2014-01-17: Gravity: 8/10. Wow! Amazing in 3D, and the first movie to shake me up in a long time. …

2014-01-16: Net Neutrality Is Dead. But the FCC can bring it back. Tell the FCC to take back the power: …

2014-01-16: 3 judges sided with Verizon and decided to let ISPs censor the internet. Tell the FCC to restore net …

2014-01-16: RT @phpquickfix: Using AWS CloudTrail in PHP - Part 1 - AWS Developer Blog - PHP: #amazon #aws …

2014-01-16: RT @dkdsgn: Post-CES Samsung Android screen sizes: 2.8 3 3.2 3.4 3.5 3.65 3.7 3.8 4 4.27 4.3 4.5 4.6 …

2014-01-16: @alixito: It was designed to replace old-school tape backups.

2014-01-16: RT @adrianhardy: This PHP RFC needs to pass. Non-BC breaking, opt-in behaviour: …

2014-01-16: RT @nickf: Team off-site 3 of 3: Drinking, Bowling, and shooting pool at The Garage. #UX …

2014-01-16: RT @nickf: Team off-site part 2 of 3: Dinner and drinks at The Yard House. Tho @mikealt is having …

2014-01-16: RT @kartooner: “The man with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.” - Mark …

2014-01-16: RT @nickf: Team off-site part 1 of 3: Cards Against Humanity at Card Kingdom. t.co/Gnv1sqnGo…

2014-01-15: RT @brianalvey: I told my 5yo daughter to not wear braids because they attract zombies. Her: …

2014-01-15: RT @iamdevloper: with careful Asynchronous Be operations, order get of things out may.

2014-01-15: “You know I’ll always love you, but right now I just don’t like you.” ♫ Which to Bury: Us or the …

2014-01-14: RT @jeremeamia: Heading over to @SURFIncubator for the @PHPsea meetup. Thanks for your support SURF! …

2014-01-14: @SaraMG @amazon: To be fair, JK Rowling won’t make them available. You have to buy them directly …

2014-01-14: RT @PSHOrg: Up Next: Steve Roberts from Amazon talking about the AWS Tools: Join us this Thursday, …

2014-01-14: @kartooner @nickf @derdnik83 @AnthonyDSanders: Awww… thanks guys. Good company, I agree. :)

2014-01-14: RT @UberFacts: This year, people turning 18 years of age were born in 1996.

2014-01-14: @BarryCarlyon: I answer AWS questions on SO all the time. I was just saying it was time to stop so I …

2014-01-14: Spent the morning answering AWS questions on Stack Overflow. Time to get dressed and head to work.

2014-01-14: RT @UberFacts: 28% of IT Professionals hide their career from family or friends out of fear of being …

2014-01-14: RT @slotjunkierose: Be with someone who takes away your sadness and replaces it with …

2014-01-14: RT @jeremeamia: I just release an alpha version of SuperClosure v2: t.co/WtIzMrh5t… Please …

2014-01-14: RT @tapbot_paul: I don’t know why people are freaking out. Google has a long history of buying and …

2014-01-14: @mkfnch: No talking in the bathroom. Ever. Period. Dot. Double-stamp.

2014-01-13: My soundtrack: ♫ “Shorty Wanna Be a Thug” by @2pac t.co/yMIpuzSLr…

2014-01-13: RT @joedevon: :( @luk, NPM maintainer, node community member, missing since Jan 1 …

2014-01-13: RT @alexwwood: I love how @Ticketmaster has a captcha that’s easier for bots to solve than …

2014-01-13: RT @iamdevloper: “Visual Designer” -> doesn’t know HTML/CSS. “UX …

2014-01-13: @wmerydith: Not yet. I’m trying to think of a practical use for one before I buy one. Looks …

2014-01-13: RT @kerma_dj: The most pedantic bug ever reported t.co/x2DwqnAKc… I bet it’s from …

2014-01-11: Post: “Games of the Year, 2013.” t.co/e3CkNNnmM…

2014-01-10: RT @awsforphp: The User Guide for the #AWS SDK for #PHP has received a big content update. Check it …

2014-01-10: @XNicoleAnistonX: That’s… uh… ew…

2014-01-10: @johnbat: I also ordered in Oct ‘12. Customer trust is a delicate thing. Easy to lose, hard to get …

2014-01-10: @lockitron: My order was estimated to ship 2 months ago, but I’ve not received it nor gotten …

2014-01-10: RT @nickf: We’re hiring! Come work with my team in Seattle at Amazon Web Services. We are …

2014-01-10: RT @mdob11: You called me instead of texting. This is why you cannot have nice things.

2014-01-10: RT @rjs: UI designers: Consistency has no value in itself. There should be a deeper reason.

2014-01-10: RT @rjs: The best marketing trick: make an awesome product that does something people really care …

2014-01-10: RT @HeyJessieMay: Chasing relentlessly, still fight and I don’t know why. #Clarity

2014-01-10: RT @MikeIsaac: google should start a division where it only hires normal, non-engineering people who …

2014-01-10: RT @UberFacts: If you microwave a sliced grape, it can explode in a fireball of super-heated plasma.

2014-01-10: RT @rem: When I find devs working with ExtJS, I kinda want to get them a chair, wrap them in a …

2014-01-09: Super catchy! New favorite song of the hour. ♫ “Replay” by Zendaya …

2014-01-09: RT @nickf: “Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren’t used to an environment where …

2014-01-09: @MuskieMcKay: Amazon employees get a free pro account. But the ads in the app drive me nuts.

2014-01-08: I wish that I could pay to remove the ads in the @imdb app…

2014-01-08: @jeremeamia: I’ve been hearing good things about it from people who aren’t as discerning as I am. …

2014-01-08: RT @5tu: The guy who invented the GIF pronounces it wrong, and the guy who invented Markdown uses …

2014-01-07: RT @UberFacts: According to a 2010 study from Cato, legalizing marijuana would generate $8.7 billion …

2014-01-07: RT @kelleratlarge: Please retweet MT @Jeff_Jacoby’s son is missing. If you know anything, call (617) …

2014-01-07: RT @nickf: If you use Amazon Web Services, my team would love to hear your feedback on how we can …

2014-01-07: RT @UberFacts: Bill Cosby does not consider himself an African-American. He just considers himself …

2014-01-07: RT @iamdevloper: Coming soon: Databases 2 - The SQL.

2014-01-07: My soundtrack: ♫ “Transmogrified” by We Were Pirates t.co/1VKLlk5Fr…

2014-01-07: Updated to iOS 7.1 β3. Lots and lots of tiny improvements throughout. I don’t care for the new …

2014-01-07: Give me a console-like Bluetooth MFi controller for iOS 7 with great build quality for $60 or less, …

2014-01-07: RT @SondraDeeMe: Some women are just pretty. Pretty shallow. Pretty insecure. Pretty mean. Pretty …

2014-01-06: RT @ericlaw: From the “Things that shouldn’t be surprising, considering” …

2014-01-06: RT @tliston: Tried calling my Congressman. Found out that the NSA actually is the only part of the …

2014-01-06: RT @iamdevloper: So Twitter stills bans links in DMs… Like chopping off an arm because of a broken …

2014-01-06: RT @UberFacts: The children of strict parents tend to be sneakier.

2014-01-05: RT @alexknowshtml: Airline attendant started to give the “if it has an on/off switch” …

2014-01-05: RT @SaraMG: Middle of nowhere, you pull a small box out of a fallen tree, your wife looks at you …

2014-01-05: RT @shauninman: No wonder the dwarves lost their crystal, they use their password as a salutation. …

2014-01-05: Namebench hunts down the fastest DNS servers available for your computer. t.co/6dOKM04Of…

2014-01-05: Great Mac-only tool for viewing information about nearby wireless routers. t.co/s8XGKX4is…

2014-01-05: Requires OS X Mavericks, but only took about 5 minutes of tweaking to update my router settings. …

2014-01-05: RT @CarmenDickman: I totally believe there is someone out there for everyone that will change their …

2014-01-05: RT @SpacePlankton: I never pat myself on the back, because it always turns into giving myself a …

2014-01-05: My soundtrack: ♫ “If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?” by …

2014-01-04: RT @snookca: Can I take a 3 month sabbatical to work at GitHub to get a feature in and then go back …

2014-01-04: A little late on this, but here’s why Android-based phones take so long to receive updates — if at …

2014-01-04: RT @_MsMoneypenny: The more people you let into your private life & start to trust, the more …

2014-01-04: RT @Ray_stephan: I literally hate people based on how they park their car.

2014-01-04: RT @Baz_3000: I never asked for your heart. I asked that you be careful with mine.

2014-01-03: My soundtrack: ♫ “Let ‘em Whirl” by BlackHawk t.co/fxnq97hEn…

2014-01-03: My soundtrack: ♫ “Secrets from the Future” by MC Frontalot t.co/TiZ5ZULX9…

2014-01-03: My soundtrack: ♫ “Pregnant Women Are Smug” by Garfunkel and Oates t.co/Gdkll4G01…

2014-01-02: RT @sweetg35: Some people don’t change, they just learn to lie better.

2014-01-02: RT @iamdevloper: Flickr has a really cool feature; you get to re-learn the UI every time you use it.

2014-01-02: Instead of being buried or cremated when I die, I’ve decided that I want my family to take me to the …

2014-01-02: RT @Samoth12: “Making marijuana legal for adults is not an experiment. Marijuana prohibition is the …

2014-01-02: RT @rauchg: “There are no points for being first to market with a bad product”. …

2013-12-30: RT @GloriaFallon123: If you love someone set them free, and then follow their life without you on …

2013-12-30: Grover Beach, CA t.co/eVX475vtF…

2013-12-29: RT @jeffrafter: Ouch. t.co/IoQVYbFhe… h4x’d. /via @dennishegstad

2013-12-28: RT @UberFacts: Breakups are hard to deal with because the body and mind goes through withdrawal …

2013-12-28: RT @UberFacts: Being in love and being infatuated clouds a person’s rational judgement - Often …

2013-12-28: RT @alexknowshtml: I feel like Tupac would’ve been awesome on Instagram. /cc @geoffd

2013-12-28: RT @OITNB: Life gets messy sometimes. You gotta learn you can’t always fix it. #OITNB

2013-12-27: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire: 7/10. More interesting than the original. Eager to find out …

2013-12-27: RT @UberFacts: We are more attracted to the way a person smells than we are to the way they look.

2013-12-27: Got this, but already have it. “You’ve won a Things for Mac license. Here is a promo code you can …

2013-12-25: RT @tapbot_paul: No mom giving GTA IV to a 10 year old is not a good idea. #ugh

2013-12-24: RT @jessicard: “Thank you for the christmas gift!!!” “AHEM. ITS PRONOUNCED …

2013-12-24: I am in desperate need of more Archer.

2013-12-23: Copy faster! t.co/oFXP8Ma8J…

2013-12-23: @HeyJessieMay: I… uh… don’t think Hell is cold…

2013-12-22: RT @VDOOZER: “Freedom of Speech” means you can say whatever you want, NOT that your …

2013-12-21: RT @CarmenDickman: Find new dreams from the experience of those that are lost.

2013-12-21: Downtown Bellevue t.co/Z1m77jbED…

2013-12-21: RT @culturedcode: Things has now sold 1,000,000 copies! Celebrate with us and read about the future …

2013-12-20: Looking forward to a chill night. t.co/UjdHvmQds…

2013-12-20: RT @UberFacts: Toy Story 3 is the only Toy Story film not to receive a 100% fresh rating on Rotten …

2013-12-20: RT @NathanFillion: Don’t forget to watch the greatest Christmas movie of all time: Die Hard.

2013-12-20: With the exception of #HIMYM, I can’t watch 4-camera sitcoms. The format is just so bad.

2013-12-20: I’d bet that this guy is having a bad day… @ Rite Aid t.co/BW1LuASHP…

2013-12-20: RT @juantreminio: “We want PHP to thrive” - @SaraMG, Facebook / HHVM / PHP Core …

2013-12-19: @wmerydith @Disney: Gmail > Filters > Delete from @disney*com

2013-12-19: RT @brianalvey: Four days ago, the @FiftyThree Pencil I ordered was one state away in NJ. Then @USPS …

2013-12-19: RT @piersmorgan: Edward Snowden should be granted an amnesty, given the unprecedented #NSA …

2013-12-19: Really digging the new Writer Pro app from @iawriter. t.co/tgEH08iWG…

2013-12-19: RT @developer: Adobe Fireworks users everywhere get trolled this holiday season: …

2013-12-19: RT @nickf: Come work with me! My team at Amazon AWS is hiring both UX Designers …

2013-12-19: @iamdustinsavery: Yeah! How about after the new year?

2013-12-19: @sdw: Yeah, LG bought webOS from HP a few months ago.

2013-12-19: RT @marcoarment: Same deal, but the 12-core CPU: Apple: $8,499 HP: $11,019

2013-12-19: RT @marcoarment: How about upgrades? 8-core, 64 GB, 512 GB. Mac Pro: $6,999 Closest HP Z620 config: …

2013-12-19: RT @marcoarment: The Mac Pro comes with Thunderbolt and faster SSDs. The Dell comes with a keyboard …

2013-12-19: RT @marcoarment: Tried to configure a Dell as closely as possible to the $3,999 Mac Pro config. It …

2013-12-19: Just posted a photo @ Westlake Park t.co/m7PDLOQ8Z…

2013-12-19: Blue trees. @ Westlake Park t.co/Aew12zOq9…

2013-12-19: Chess in the park. @ Westlake Park t.co/DnXIXku9x…

2013-12-19: Yum! @ Dog In The Park t.co/MH1TFoakF…

2013-12-19: A really good idea! t.co/XQ8i0Ss9x…

2013-12-19: I can’t send links in a DM because @Twitter is a dick.

2013-12-19: Today is a P.O.D. kind of day. ♫ “Freedom Fighters” by P.O.D. t.co/jbRXAspOi…

2013-12-18: My 7th Facebook & Twitter anniversaries are in Jan & Feb, respectively. …

2013-12-18: @SaraMG @jeremeamia: I usually use DynamoDB, although Redis is good too. But you’re right — “LNRH” …

2013-12-18: @drewm: There’s actually a new “Go PHP 5.5” campaign for all the laggard hosting companies.

2013-12-18: @drewm: I had the same concern working on @SimplePie and Tarzan AWS. But PHP is different now. 5.3 …

2013-12-18: @drewm: PHP 5.6 will be out in 2014!

2013-12-18: @drewm: gasp! Speed, security, namespaces, Composer, [1,2,3] arrays, closures, array dereferencing, …

2013-12-18: This is precisely why I no longer identify as a Republican. The party has completely lost its way. …

2013-12-18: RT @iamdevloper: Fear (noun): when you start typing on your computer and the window you thought you …

2013-12-18: RT @nickf: An old article, but with some really solid advice: Top 10 Reasons Why Large Companies …

2013-12-18: RT @nickf: Another reminder that now is your chance to work with me in Seattle! :) UXDs …

2013-12-18: RT @rjs: You can’t design for an abstract use case. You can only design for a real specific …

2013-12-18: RT @rjs: We can repeat industry bromides like “ask why” and “think of users” …

2013-12-18: @jeremeamia @HipHopVM: And some of us dropped the “A” and “M” a long time ago. It’s now the …

2013-12-18: RT @jeffbarr: Coming soon to #AWS - New China (Beijing) Region - t.co/bH7LnU8Mx…

2013-12-18: RT @awscloud: Amazon #Kinesis is now available to all customers: t.co/Z2uXreiwf…

2013-12-18: RT @awscloud: Amazon #EC2 C3 instances are now available in the US West (Northern California) …

2013-12-18: RT @awscloud: We have announced a new #AWS Region in Beijing, China! Check here for details: …

2013-12-17: RT @RobertoBez: definition of algorithm t.co/IlSNU9oe8…

2013-12-16: @alixito: I once had someone try and recruit me over match*com. True Story.

2013-12-16: RT @techdirt: CBS Airs NSA Propaganda Informercial Masquerading As ‘Hard Hitting’ 60 …

2013-12-16: RT @BrentButt: Google motto 2004: Don’t be evil Google motto 2010: Evil is tricky to define …

2013-12-16: RT @mikelorant: @jareddevers @jethrocarr @rodos Was up till 2am writing a rails app using AWS SDK …

2013-12-16: RT @mantia: Which gets nerds more upset: Han shooting second or Pluto not being classified as a …

2013-12-16: Edward Snowden: Hero. t.co/610XYazZ5…

2013-12-16: RT @nickf: Just because “that’s the way it’s always been” or “a …

2013-12-16: @HeyJessieMay: Sometimes the only response to that is to walk away. Sucks though.

2013-12-16: RT @rmccue: Man, patents suck.

2013-12-16: RT @iamdevloper: “What do you want to do when you grow up?” Fixing git merge conflicts …

2013-12-15: RT @UberFacts: Girls with high levels of trust with their fathers have significantly better …

2013-12-15: ALL THE UPDATES! t.co/6pIxBEmXf…

2013-12-13: @HeyJessieMay: Heh. Quite possibly.

2013-12-13: @HeyJessieMay: I can remember the location of the restaurant, and even the seat I sat in. But I …

2013-12-13: @HeyJessieMay: And it wasn’t “McPizza”. It was simply “McDonald’s Pizza — the pizza you won’t …

2013-12-13: @HeyJessieMay: Late 80′s I wanna say. 88 or 89.

2013-12-13: @HeyJessieMay: I know. I’ve actually ordered McDonald’s pizza before. :)

2013-12-12: I’m a happy @Simplify customer. Do you want to be, too? I’ve got the hookup to skip …

2013-12-12: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.4.12: t.co/L4IwTDGF1… This release adds support for …

2013-12-12: RT @UberFacts: Individuals with higher IQs are 3 times more likely to suffer from depression because …

2013-12-12: RT @chockenberry: Twitter and Instagram are converging at the expense of simplicity that made them …

2013-12-12: RT @DemetriMartin: Sex is the leading cause of people.

2013-12-10: RT @awsforphp: Yay! AWS Elastic Beanstalk now supports PHP 5.5. See t.co/fLHRWROqT…

2013-12-09: @slimphp @HipHopVM: Yeah, it didn’t come up in any of the Google searches I tried. I ended up …

2013-12-09: Booted up my Ubuntu VM and installed @HipHopVM. It’s very fast, but getting the config set up for …

2013-12-08: This Is the End: 8/10. Ridiculous self-parody combined with great special effects for this …

2013-12-08: @wilw: Chrome: t.co/qJxCaeU9j… Firefox: t.co/3E48RprSu…

2013-12-08: RT @jcolman: These two stories, placed right next to each other, show why people distrust the …

2013-12-08: RT @UberFacts: In Fresno, California it is against the law to annoy a lizard in a city park.

2013-12-08: Why aren’t you rubbing my belly? t.co/B0SGYA6cX…

2013-12-08: Sometimes the sun flanks the clouds t.co/bKaHH3TZ2…

2013-12-08: He’s so cute when he’s sleeping. t.co/92sgw4k8s…

2013-12-07: Reform ECPA: Tell the Government to Get a Warrant t.co/vsgEhA9jt…

2013-12-07: RT @davidm777: #minimumwage was never intended to define how much one needs to earn in order to …

2013-12-06: RT @1Password: Did you know if you save a login to me in Istanbul, you also saved it in …

2013-12-05: RT @vada: Elon and company continue their quest to provide awesome cars and renewable energy: …

2013-12-05: RT @chriscoyier: i hit my fitbit goal while opening a tub of sour cream so

2013-12-05: RT @shauninman: The solution to your problem involves string parsing? Now you have “2” …

2013-12-05: RT @GenOpportunity: Current law protects hard files but not electronic communications. Protect the …

2013-12-05: RT @EricWenger: Modernize #ECPA to lock in requirement that law enforcement agencies #getawarrant …

2013-12-05: RT @EngineAdvocacy: #ECPA (written 25 years ago) says the FBI, IRS & others can read our …

2013-12-05: RT @demandprogress: Outdated laws let police read your emails without a warrant. Demand reform: sign …

2013-12-05: RT @rmccue: By the way, tabs are better than spaces. There’s no argument you can make …

2013-12-05: There’s a special circle of Hell reserved for rapists, murderers, people who talk during movies, …

2013-12-04: @CalvinF: Working with GWT teams is like watching the web regress by 10 years.

2013-12-04: If you’re using Java code to build your web front-end, the amount of doing-it-wrong you’re causing …

2013-12-04: Exploding an icon web font into individual SVG images so that I can convert them to PNGs for some …

2013-12-04: RT @EFF: BREAKING: NSA is tracking cellphone locations worldwide in a database containing hundreds …

2013-12-04: My soundtrack: ♫ “Legacy” by @Eminem t.co/ZBX0ywTqp…

2013-12-04: RT @alixito: FedEx lost my Amazon order (for over a week) and Amazon is sending me replacement ASAP. …

2013-12-04: For the @rdio iOS app, please give us fewer, but more obvious, ways to navigate throughout the app.

2013-12-04: If I go a couple of days without using the @rdio iOS app, I feel like I have to completely relearn …

2013-12-04: Ugh. I’ve been using the @rdio iOS for for a year, and still can’t put together a mental model for …

2013-12-04: @angrycanadian @jeremeamia @google: I send video to my Apple TV from my iPhone pretty regularly for …

2013-12-04: RT @lukew: Despite 75% of Andriod users now on version 4.x, engagement compared to iOS has not …

2013-12-04: RT @HCMarks: Sorry Amazon, your “record Kindle sales” are imaginary until you release …

2013-12-04: @jeremeamia @Logitech: Yeah, my Harmony One is a bit clumsy. But Logitech is clearly not a software …

2013-12-04: RT @UberFacts: Consciously trying to keep a new relationship secret heightens romantic feelings for …

2013-12-04: RT @changeorder: And I thought I have trouble remembering my passwords: “Launch code for US …

2013-12-04: The “Anyone But Richard M Stallman” license. t.co/lr8gJuPUG…

2013-12-03: @jbwharris @zeldman: Or record deals signed pre-Napster that included 0% payments for digital sales.

2013-12-03: RT @jbwharris: @zeldman If you think Spotify pays little, research how much terrestrial radio pays …

2013-12-03: RT @iamdevloper: Called 3 recruiters today, asking if they had any “rockstars” for a band I’m …

2013-12-03: RT @marcoarment: My family are all very nice people who want to give things, but the older I get, …

2013-12-03: RT @marcoarment: It’s the annual night of trying to find stuff to populate my Amazon Wish List so my …

2013-12-02: @WSTMN: We only have control over our own actions. I can’t make women do a better job, but I can …

2013-12-02: “68% of women say they would have an affair if they knew they could get away with it.” Guys, this …

2013-12-02: Watching The Expendables 2. Bruce Willis says “I’ll be back”, while Arnie says “Yippy-kai-yay”. …

2013-12-02: Dear @github; Unicorn is freaking out and I’m having a hard time getting work done.

2013-12-02: This game looks really great, but I don’t know that it’s $60 great. …

2013-11-30: Okay, Ryan, that’s enough wallowing. Get up, turn on the lights, take a shower and go outside. …

2013-11-30: RT @jack: Everything is going to be OK. t.co/3oJS35x0R…

2013-11-29: @beausimensen: It was a film in the same vein as Independence Day. All style, no substance, but …

2013-11-29: Pacific Rim: 7/10. Tons and tons of style. Amazing visuals. Absolutely no substance whatsoever. …

2013-11-29: Watching Pacific Rim. Did I just hear the voice of GLaDOS?

2013-11-27: RT @brianalvey: “Spend about 50 weeks a year getting knots in your rope, and then you think …

2013-11-27: @brianalvey: City Slickers. Great flick.

2013-11-27: RT @awsforphp: We’re working on a class for reading AWS CloudTrail logs. Check out the PR: …

2013-11-27: RT @CynthiaEscobar_: “@thegooglefact: Women tend to use silence to express pain. You know …

2013-11-27: RT @UberFacts: 94% of people feel that marijuana should be legal for recreational use.

2013-11-27: RT @aws_eb: #AWS Elastic Beanstalk now supports C3 and G2 EC2 Instance Types t.co/xeVn09Evl…

2013-11-27: RT @UberFacts: The TSA has spent $900 million in the past 5 years on Behavior Detection Officers to …

2013-11-27: RT @CalvinF: Apparently newspapers still get printed on paper. Who knew?

2013-11-27: RT @ramsey: Why I think PSR-0 is the most important thing to happen to PHP. “The Fall of PEAR and …

2013-11-26: @VDOOZER: Why aren’t you running Cougar Town anymore⁈ This news makes me sad!

2013-11-26: OH: “Did you just compare the devastation I feel from my girlfriend breaking up with me… to losing …

2013-11-26: RT @awsforphp: Version 2.4.11 of the #AWS SDK for #PHP has been released with updates to the Amazon …

2013-11-26: RT @OITNB: Being far away from the person you love most is difficult on the good days and impossible …

2013-11-25: RT @UberFacts: Ignorant people are more likely to doubt the truth of facts that contradict their …

2013-11-24: I’ve been dodging spoilers all day like Neo from The Matrix. The lights are out, surround sound is …

2013-11-24: Having Java developers do Front End Engineering always makes me think of Mitch Hedberg’s bit about …

2013-11-24: Flying back into Seattle. Got delayed by nearly an hour because Air Force One was there. Thanks, …

2013-11-24: RT @mtdowling: When you raise minimum wage, who pays for the increase in the cost of labor? The …

2013-11-24: RT @UberFacts: Being ignored causes the same chemical reaction in the brain as experiencing a …

2013-11-22: RT @nickf: Every good UX bug bash starts with pizza. #UX t.co/K40umoP30…

2013-11-21: RT @monkbent: The FCC is like a socially repressed teenager cutting loose at university. First …

2013-11-21: RT @garnaat: Watching my technophobic wife giving an impressive demo of iPhone capabilities to her …

2013-11-21: RT @YahooCare: Fido123 is not a secure password! Find these and other tips on how to protect your …

2013-11-21: RT @awsforphp: AWS CloudTrail, one of the newest AWS services, is supported in the latest version of …

2013-11-21: RT @LeaVerou: Wondering when kids start internalising sexism? “The 3yr old girl replies: ‘I can’t be …

2013-11-21: RT @awsforphp: The slides for our #AWS #reInvent presentation, Mastering the #AWS SDK for #PHP, have …

2013-11-21: RT @511SFBay: Update: Flooding Blocks Lanes on Southbound US-101 in San Francisco. …

2013-11-21: RT @sdw: Winamp has been shutdown, for good. Ah, memories. t.co/2CQIUgOrO…

2013-11-21: RT @nickf: Our UX team daily standup. Power to the Post-It Note! #UX t.co/BTUdOCCWc…

2013-11-21: RT @chilcote: Seattle Freeze |sēˈatl frēz| noun Invite eight people to dinner, and the only response …

2013-11-21: My favorite song of the moment. ♫ “Clarity (feat. Foxes)” by @Zedd …

2013-11-21: Love this medley. ♫ “Daft Punk” by Pentatonix t.co/1mIvRYQkW…

2013-11-21: A good song to wake-up to. ♫ “The Metal” by @RealTenaciousD t.co/xBJJqQSzl…

2013-11-20: 42 million passwords stolen. All stored in plain text. t.co/Ko0DnHSrh…

2013-11-20: @AdobeCare: It seems t.co/d1TDlfzGi… is wrong. The Live Chat person says that Adobe IDs …

2013-11-19: RT @levie: “I’m looking for a currency that fluctuates by about 50-95% per day, what …

2013-11-19: RT @UberFacts: People who stay up later at night are likely to be more intelligent than those who go …

2013-11-19: RT @iamdevloper: I like to send the Java devs at work messages from the future, saying that Java …

2013-11-18: RT @i_shot_first: 1) Go to t.co/YUpnnlRw2… 2) Enter a semi-colon in the search box. …

2013-11-18: Good career advice. t.co/YtwYNgLLM…

2013-11-18: The Intellectual Property chapter of the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP). t.co/087XO68ok…

2013-11-18: The U.S. gov’t paid a bunch of morons $600m over 3½ years to build t.co/GmAdGOXGj… Then, we …

2013-11-18: @dancounsell @nikf: Then again, maybe it’s because LittleSnapper is adequate and I don’t see what …

2013-11-18: @dancounsell @nikf: You’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do. Can’t fault you for it. But Ember’s just …

2013-11-17: RT @UberFacts: The Ku Klux Klan claims to be disgusted by the activities of the Westboro Baptist …

2013-11-16: @VDOOZER: Is the new show on Hulu? Netflix? Any streaming service?

2013-11-16: RT @awsforphp: Good news! PHP 5.5 is available on Amazon Linux. Just yum install php55 :-)

2013-11-14: Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead: 7/10. Aside from the early 90’s fashion, the …

2013-11-14: Post: “FISA, The NSA, PRISM and Edward Snowden.” t.co/GnY5BR5No…

2013-11-14: Amazon Kinesis is a fully managed service for real-time processing of streaming data at massive …

2013-11-14: Amazon RDS (Relational Database Service) has announced support for PostgreSQL. …

2013-11-14: My little Jack Bauer. t.co/Cizu7Au3k…

2013-11-13: RT @marcoarment: My family has completely misinterpreted tagging people in Facebook photos. They …

2013-11-13: RT @iamdevloper: Ok designer, I’ll pay attention whilst you explain kerning if you stay awake …

2013-11-13: @MrToddWilliams: Yeah, still works. When did you email me?

2013-11-12: RT @rjs: UX vs UI, simplified: UI is what happens on the screen, UX is what happens to the user. UX …

2013-11-12: RT @iamdevloper: Knock knock Race condition Who’s there?

2013-11-12: ♫ “The Majestic Tale (Of a Madman In a Box)” by Murray Gold t.co/rmMx4WUU1…

2013-11-12: ♫ “Back Where We Started” by Tina Dico t.co/CyFuJb68x…

2013-11-11: RT @wohali: ENTERPRISE, FUCK YEAH™ : “JSONx is an IBM® standard format to represent JSON as …

2013-11-10: RT @sehsarah: Spurring controversy at #sideviewconf t.co/e7JkJBahP…

2013-11-08: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.4.9: t.co/1AzSE5cIL… This release adds support for cross …

2013-11-07: Would have loved to have gotten in on Twitter’s IPO today. Alas. $TWTR

2013-11-07: RT @mtdowling: OH: “Can you even write command line scripts with PHP?”

2013-11-07: RT @iamdevloper: Not sure if really born on 1st January 1970 or someone screwed up on timestamps.

2013-11-07: Integrating full-text search into my website with Amazon CloudSearch. After some trial-and-error, it …

2013-11-07: RT @nickf: A unicorn is a UXer that can do it all. Recruiters refer to them as purple squirrels. My …

2013-11-07: RT @RobWensing: At its peak Blockbuster had 9,000 locations. Redbox has 42,000 kiosks. It wasn’t …

2013-11-07: Post: “Password security is important. Start treating it like it is..” t.co/mtMA7MIts…

2013-11-06: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: Just a reminder that this is an UNOFFICIAL account which tweets releases. Follow …

2013-11-06: Checkout @stream_nation! Upload your video files and share them with your friends. …

2013-11-05: @daringfireball: To be fair, this is not new. The Big King debuted in the late 90’s.

2013-11-05: RT @MaraWritesStuff: “Dad, have you heard @jonathancoulton’s Code Monkey? It’s …

2013-11-05: @HeyJessieMay: A cat? Well, there’s your problem!

2013-11-05: RT @alyankovic: Suge Knight just called Eminem the modern-day “Weird Al” Yankovic. …

2013-11-05: “The Marshall Mathers LP 2” by Enimem is out today, and is really, really good. It’s a more personal …

2013-11-05: RT @iamdevloper: Recruiter: “I’ve reviewed your profile and surmised that you do indeed, …

2013-11-05: RT @iamdevloper: 10 lines of code = 10 issues. 500 lines of code = “looks fine.” Code …

2013-11-04: RT @erondu: Engineers with an eye for design = bliss. Designers who care about code = bliss.

2013-11-04: @marcoarment: Mavericks + Gmail WFM

2013-11-04: I already do all of these things. You should do them too. t.co/Wn2DSzDRg…

2013-11-04: RT @iamdevloper: This Christmas I shall by installing Ubuntu on all my family’s computers and …

2013-11-04: nginx.conf and php-fpm.conf linted OK. Not sure what the problem is at this point. :(

2013-11-04: Spent the last several hours attempting to setup NginX with PHP-FPM on my Mac, only to end up in …

2013-11-03: My 12-year-old daughter, after watching the first few episodes of #Chuck: “I have no idea what’s …

2013-11-03: RT @kellysue: Asked stylist to cut HL’s hair like Luke Skywalker’s. “I’ve …

2013-11-02: @HeyJessieMay: What is this I don’t even…

2013-11-01: Finally got around to deleting all of my old computer wallpapers that were smaller than 2560×1600. …

2013-11-01: @smashingmag: SVG for full-color or complex graphics; icon fonts for simple shapes/glyphs.

2013-11-01: RT @smashingmag: Are you using SVG or icon fonts for resolution-independent graphics? When do you …

2013-11-01: RT @tapbot_paul: “Thanks for setting up your 12th iOS device, please enjoy push notification about …

2013-11-01: RT @UberFacts: The average PC owner spends 50 hours a year troubleshooting. The average Mac owner …

2013-10-31: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.4.8: t.co/lmHudZDNS… This release updates the AWS Direct …

2013-10-31: RT @noahcostello: Amazon AWS via client-side JavaScript In The Browser t.co/HKWCHCvlq…

2013-10-31: RT @TechCrunch: Amazon Launches AWS SDK For JavaScript In The Browser t.co/y9wQFZR06… by …

2013-10-31: RT @mhausenblas: Oh cool, now you can access AWS via JavaScript in the browser …

2013-10-31: RT @base2john: Woah - Developer Preview - AWS SDK for JavaScript in the Browser (if you like Parse, …

2013-10-31: RT @alexfriant: Nice! Support for AWS-backed JavaScript Applications in the Browser …

2013-10-31: I’m going to hunt down the person who invented Google Web Toolkit (GWT), and I’m going to burn their …

2013-10-31: Autumn t.co/MHZ3U9Iph…

2013-10-31: RT @jeffbarr: New #AWS Identity and Access Management Policy Simulator: t.co/n4aKjmAje… - …

2013-10-31: Lines t.co/LsLet2Ill…

2013-10-31: RT @AWSIdentity: More access control power: Browser JavaScript –> S3, DynamoDB, SQS, …

2013-10-31: RT @lsegal: Really excited to announce a new version of the #AWS SDK for JavaScript. Now available …

2013-10-31: RT @iamdevloper: For Halloween, I’m dressing as a Ruby developer. Just need to find a high …

2013-10-31: RT @iamdevloper: If kids come knocking at my door tonight, they either get sweets or PHP code.

2013-10-31: @joestump: We also understand how much work we have in front of us. If you happen to have Hercules’ …

2013-10-31: @joestump: We’re keenly aware of our current state. I personally read most of the messages from the …

2013-10-31: @joestump: Time has been spent getting the ship pointed in the right direction. Now, with certain …

2013-10-31: @joestump: If you watch closely, I think you’ll notice steady improvement over time. Slow, yes. But …

2013-10-31: @joestump: Yep.

2013-10-31: @joestump: I would simply ask you to consider that you may not have all the facts about AWS and its …

2013-10-31: @joestump: We spend lots of time reading & following up on feedback, ensuring that people …

2013-10-31: @joestump: Yes we do. Some very smart, skilled people. People who work very hard to deliver the best …

2013-10-30: RT @iamdevloper: opens Photoshop yeah I’m not like the other developers imports cat image …

2013-10-29: Oh! It seems that I forgot to update one of the iPads to the latest iOS update.

2013-10-29: Finally getting around to kicking-off a 34-hour long video encoding job. But in 2 days, I’ll have 9 …

2013-10-29: Riddick 6/10. Takes itself a bit more seriously than it should, and the sound stages were a bit …

2013-10-29: RT @awsforphp: Check out our most recent blog post by @jeremeamia on wire logging in the #AWS SDK …

2013-10-29: RT @mtdowling: Make your mark on PHP and create your own custom version of PSR-4!

2013-10-29: RT @chrismessina: OH HAI Twitter advertising in the Timeline! #iseewhatyoudidthere #twitterIPO …

2013-10-29: RT @UberFacts: Men tend to overestimate the interest of an attractive woman. Women tend to …

2013-10-27: RT @UberFacts: People in Seattle are often considered cold and stand-offish, making it hard to find …

2013-10-25: RT @snookca: Men: 4 quick tips for better selfies. t.co/WyzsphVSO…

2013-10-25: @kateesackhoff: It’s actually pretty awesome, and it’s the future.

2013-10-25: RT @hwinkler4real: It’s important to remember : after jumping the shark, the show was number …

2013-10-25: RT @alfredapp: Alfred 2.1 is now generally available from our website and in-app update, with …

2013-10-25: RT @iamdevloper: Speed dating is awful. 7 minutes isn’t long enough to explain closures to …

2013-10-25: RT @iamdevloper: Wow this guy’s views are fantastic, I hope for his sake that they’re …

2013-10-23: RT @iamdevloper: Proven steps to writing bug free software: Stop writing software.

2013-10-23: RT @monkbent: It’s fine to not care about quality. But at least admit you don’t care about quality. …

2013-10-23: RT @monkbent: Macs aren’t expensive because they’re Macs. They’re expensive because they are high …

2013-10-23: RT @monkbent: There are some good PCs, but you get what you pay for.

2013-10-23: RT @monkbent: Our definitions of “comparable” differ MT @alex: You can buy a PC and like …

2013-10-23: @CalvinF: DevTools are a little different from Chrome/FF, but getting better all the time. I prefer …

2013-10-23: @CalvinF: There’s a page on the wiki about Mavericks timelines.

2013-10-23: @CalvinF: That’s certainly the best feature for me. Safari 7 has some nice improvements. Finder …

2013-10-22: @CalvinF: Absolutely. Better all the way around.

2013-10-22: RT @iamdevloper: If the answer to your question lies of the first page of Google, you need to return …

2013-10-22: RT @mantia: 1536x2048 at 7 inches? Jesus Christ.

2013-10-22: RT @tapbot_paul: iPad Pro with intel processor, oh wait wrong company.

2013-10-22: RT @rmccue: This Mac Pro assembly line video is basically porn.

2013-10-22: RT @sdw: New Macbooks only dropped price, not free. Apple is doomed.

2013-10-22: Bought a Mac within the last 5 years? Upgrade to OS X 10.9 “Mavericks” for free. …

2013-10-22: It’s surprisingly nice day in downtown Seattle. #fb → t.co/xff9a2Rbe…

2013-10-22: Post: “Apple’s 2013 iPad Announcement.” t.co/qEGRnrU38…

2013-10-22: Movie 43: 5/10. t.co/N8ijwdFOe… Not a bad movie, but it was very, very weird. Kinda like the …

2013-10-22: RT @shauninman: I always feel like a kid playing my Game Boy or DS in a waiting room. Then a grown …

2013-10-21: RT @bfd: “… if you need to programatically access security-enabled Jenkins web UI, use …

2013-10-21: RT @iamdevloper: HEY GIRL I MIGHT BE ASYNCHRONOUS BUT I’D WAIT UP ALL NIGHT FOR YOUR CALLBACK

2013-10-21: What’s up? t.co/j4zm03cKN…

2013-10-21: What’s up? @ Northshore YMCA t.co/Bn4aWHT9B…

2013-10-21: RT @iamdevloper: I bet Jeff Goldblum didn’t have to document the virus code he uploaded to the …

2013-10-20: Building and installing HHVM (Facebook’s “Hip-Hop” PHP runtime) on Amazon Linux 2013.09. …

2013-10-19: Watching the 1996 Doctor Who movie. Let’s see how good it is.

2013-10-18: RT @jeremeamia: Release: AWS SDK for PHP - Version 2.4.7. See what’s new: …

2013-10-18: RT @schneems: Instead of ninjas, recruiters should be looking for Ants: someone who can carry their …

2013-10-18: RT @UberFacts: Only 2% of the worlds population is blonde.

2013-10-18: RT @garychou: OH: “it makes me sad that our team of chefs is larger than our design …

2013-10-17: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.4.7: t.co/im9eygfHk… This release adds support for audio …

2013-10-17: RT @HackerNewsOnion: Programming is 1% inspiration, 99% trying to get your environment working.

2013-10-17: RT @tapbot_paul: The new iPhone 5s reboots from random OS crashes up to twice as o̶f̶t̶e̶n̶ fast as …

2013-10-17: RT @jtimberman: The aws-sdk gem is badass.

2013-10-16: RT @rem: Starting the 8th episode of Game of Thrones. And yep, nothing has happened at all.

2013-10-16: @CalvinF: OmniGraffle

2013-10-16: RT @cocoalabs: @dcurtis @skyzyx Normal lawyer: says no. Startup lawyer: will go to jail with you.

2013-10-16: RT @dcurtis: Normal lawyer: “You can’t do that.” Startup lawyer: “Interesting. Let me figure …

2013-10-16: RT @SoVeryBritish: The shock of someone telling you how they are after you ask them how they are

2013-10-16: @VDOOZER: Trophy Wife is my favorite new 30-minute comedy this season. Great actors, good premise, …

2013-10-12: When software developers (e.g., programmers) get involved with government issues. …

2013-10-11: I should stop dressing up as a moose: t.co/Irgof3o7v… t.co/RPRIT9zu8…

2013-10-11: RT @iamdevloper: Recruiter: “Could you show me a project where you chose to use SVN over …

2013-10-10: Yes, it’s seriously this bad. You’ve reduced us to publicly saying #FuckYouCongress. …

2013-10-09: RT @jeremeamia: Questions or feedback about AWS? Come to our #AWS booth at #zendcon

2013-10-09: RT @UnicornSyrup: Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had 2 …

2013-10-08: I want to take a nap so badly right now. #snooze #fb → t.co/R8UD3PHIY…

2013-10-08: Hanging out at the @awscloud booth with @jeremeamia and @mtdowling at #ZendCon 2013 in Santa Clara. …

2013-10-08: I’ve been 99% offline for the past week. What have I missed, Internets?

2013-09-29: @wiseg1rly: Hahahaha…

2013-09-29: After having spent a week using my fingerprint to unlock my iPhone, I just had to manually type my …

2013-09-29: RT @UberFacts: People who were born during the months of September and November are the most likely …

2013-09-28: RT @smhgfsays: “You get to lock this shit down. Do you have any idea how many people want me?”

2013-09-28: RT @brianalvey: OH “I love fighting for the customer. I just want the rest of my company …

2013-09-26: “@UberFacts: Male iguanas will also show dominance over any male guests in the house by displaying …

2013-09-26: RT @UberFacts: Male iguanas will also show dominance over any male guests in the house by displaying …

2013-09-26: @brianalvey @awscloud: Precisely. :)

2013-09-26: RT @rmccue: You know it’s time to bed when the majority of your Skype contacts are actually …

2013-09-26: RT @KimDotcom: How to stop piracy: 1. Create great content 2. Make it easy to buy 3. Same day global …

2013-09-25: @alixito: I don’t recall your requirements, but I have Sennheiser 380 Pros, and I love them. If …

2013-09-25: RT @smhgfsays: “Damn! I look really cute today! :)”

2013-09-25: @alixito: It does, as long as your Mac is new enough to support Bluetooth 4.0 “Low Energy”. My 2011 …

2013-09-25: @alixito: AirDrop is a custom protocol developed by Apple and supports iOS 7 and OS X Lion. Would …

2013-09-24: @rapier57: Not yet. I was waiting to hear whether or not they’ve verified the claim as legit. I’m …

2013-09-24: 5s t.co/UrV3YzYcg…

2013-09-24: @rmccue: Why not just write up a small proxy server in Node.js? I’m sure I have something kicking …

2013-09-24: @rmccue: I use Charles Proxy.

2013-09-23: RT @tim_cook: Thanks to all our amazing customers for the fantastic weekend!

2013-09-23: RT @monkbent: Unless analysts learn to appreciate the unmeasurable value consumers place on the …

2013-09-22: Downloaded all of Imogen Heap’s singles since her last album. Good stuff. Her new album comes out …

2013-09-22: @TodoMoviesApp: Got a new phone and now the app won’t sync from iCloud. How can I get help with …

2013-09-22: RT @Clarko: I’m contractually obligated to show you this series of Mean Girls before and after …

2013-09-22: Olympus Has Fallen: 4/10 t.co/Pb1f9Gfcm… A violent film with no creativity or substance. See …

2013-09-21: @Support: Forgot to, and forgot to write down my backup code. Support site doesn’t address this. …

2013-09-21: I like the signs being held in this picture. The same rules should also apply to Politics as well as …

2013-09-21: RT @andypeters10: Just asked Siri “surely it’s not going to rain today”. Siri said …

2013-09-21: @jeremeamia: Where are you moving to?

2013-09-21: So I’m back on @ATT again. Call audio quality is superior, and I can talk & use data at the …

2013-09-21: Since @Verizon was unwilling to work with me to get an iPhone 5s, it was cheaper to cancel and …

2013-09-21: RT @UberFacts: The U.S. is the only developed country that does not have mandated vacation time for …

2013-09-21: RT @alexknowshtml: More isn’t better. Better is better.

2013-09-20: Post: “My experience with iOS 7.” t.co/a5CXWUDDt…

2013-09-20: iOS 7 adoption rate. Wow! t.co/RWo8RfzG2… /ht @mkfnch

2013-09-20: This must be embarrassing for Google. t.co/li2RTZbFl… /cc @theloop

2013-09-20: @kateesackhoff: Everybody is buying new iPhones.

2013-09-20: RT @marcoarment: This primitive 32-bit processor is making my email less impactful, muddying my RSS, …

2013-09-20: RT @tapbot_paul: I just really hope the next gold iPhone comes with a black front and 17“ rims.

2013-09-19: RT @wilsonpage: “Design like you’re right. Test like you’re wrong” …

2013-09-19: RT @UberFacts: The eldest children in families tend to develop higher IQs.

2013-09-19: RT @snookca: “I’m like a bankster” says the 6y old as he walks out of his room in a hoodie. I think …

2013-09-19: Cool iOS 7 tip: t.co/sKWLlm7Tt… /cc @chartier #fb → t.co/8j9Y6CfoA…

2013-09-18: @LScottSpencer: It’s not up to one branch to make another branch do anything. They each have their …

2013-09-18: @LScottSpencer: To be clear, I’m not a fan of Obama. That said, lay blame at the right place. …

2013-09-18: Colorful. t.co/EgTyO4PXY… #homescreen

2013-09-18: @markknoller @LScottSpencer: Yes, we had to raise the ceiling to address the mess, but it’s …

2013-09-18: @markknoller @LScottSpencer: This is pretty out of context. Congress makes the budget, then made a …

2013-09-18: RT @jakemarsh: Apple released Chrome and Firefox extensions for iCloud bookmark syncing today: …

2013-09-18: RT @Reverend_Scott: “She would be sooo hot if she just wore more designer clothing.” no …

2013-09-18: This is what happens when stupid people do dumb things like jailbreak and install developer-only …

2013-09-17: RT @christyxcore: When I look at iOS 6 now: ugh

2013-09-17: RT @jeffrock: I’d rather see your iOS 7 redesign in November than see your half-assed reskin …

2013-09-17: @tylerhall: Of course, that was before the RIAA started getting awarded $150k per song, per …

2013-09-17: @tylerhall: If they haven’t paid, then copyright is still yours. They’re infringing. Last I checked, …

2013-09-17: @tylerhall: Unless you granted copyright or a license before payment, you can get them for copyright …

2013-09-17: RT @smhgfsays: Her: “I look FAT!” Me: “Well that explains it: You’re completely insane.” Her: …

2013-09-17: @mkfnch: Hahaha. Thanks, man!

2013-09-17: RT @PHPsea: Today at #webandphpcon, @jeremeamia from the SeaPHP UG is giving a talk about the AWS …

2013-09-17: Happy iOS 7 day, everybody! #fb → t.co/lvev9qa4B…

2013-09-16: RT @chockenberry: Banning firearms isn’t a solution. Highly trained security personnel …

2013-09-16: RT @rsa: Goddamn this season of “Malcolm in the Middle” is INTENSE.

2013-09-16: RT @turacma: I think everyone else should just pack it in and give #BreakingBad all the Emmys. All I …

2013-09-15: RT @smhgfsays: “Hahaha. We’re the ‘You hang up first’ couple. ;)”

2013-09-15: RT @kartooner: The Last Starfighter also gave me hope that maybe one day my video gaming skills …

2013-09-15: RT @rmccue: Whoever decided phar.readonly was a good idea is an idiot.

2013-09-14: @Adam___Klein @jeremeamia @mtdowling: Restler looks like an API server, while Guzzle is an HTTP …

2013-09-14: @Adam___Klein @jeremeamia: Good API, batch requests, well-tested, built-in HTTP framework, and …

2013-09-14: @stevenridings: There are plenty of stupid conservatives out there too. See Senator Orrin Hatch [R, …

2013-09-14: @stevenridings: I’m simply arguing that out of those 4 traits, it’s the stupidity that’s the …

2013-09-14: @stevenridings: To be fair, they’re idiots who don’t know how economics work… who happen to be …

2013-09-13: @mkfnch: Oh, don’t tell me you’re struggling with that in your new gig. Please tell me you got out…

2013-09-13: @alixito: That said, the bullied chick should have given a beat-down to the bullies. Unfortunately, …

2013-09-13: @alixito: Impossible. You can’t change anybody but yourself. The quest to change how other people …

2013-09-13: RT @smhgfsays: “I less-than-three you ;)”

2013-09-13: @stevenridings: Don’t arbitrarily blame liberals. Blame stupid people instead.

2013-09-12: RT @chrisvoigt: @gamamb @skyzyx Oh god stop. It’s sooo bad

2013-09-12: RT @itsmedon: When you find that person you can’t wait to share all those most stupid little …

2013-09-12: RT @netflix: Oh by the way, the final season of #Fringe is back! t.co/5ZemJQ0PE… …

2013-09-12: RT @DavidKaneda: “Please accept my e-note requesting code editing rights to your code chunks.”

2013-09-12: RT @gamamb: FOX explains Github lingo t.co/90x7WpOYv…

2013-09-12: RT @joedevon: OH MY GOD. Cancer Commons. Didn’t even watch vid yet but GREAT idea. Collect DNA …

2013-09-12: RT @garnaat: The UI for Windows Server 2012 is so weird I had to Google (on my Mac) to find the …

2013-09-12: RT @chrismessina: Maybe it’s finally time for me to reveal my confidential patent for …

2013-09-12: RT @gsnedders: Now in the list of things to write: why a Blink monopoly is more terrifying than a …

2013-09-12: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.4.6: t.co/E3j5nckd9… This release adds support for …

2013-09-12: RT @garnaat: “That number doesn’t LOOK very random to me.”

2013-09-12: RT @rands: Part of learning means being ok with occasional moments of terrified.

2013-09-11: Reeder 2 is out for iPhone and iPad! iOS 7-ready! t.co/ranqlv9q1…

2013-09-11: RT @jeremeamia: What a day! Got talk proposals rejected and had to fix an XSS issue w/ some …

2013-09-10: RT @smhgfsays: “You should be president of my fan club.”

2013-09-10: RT @smhgfsays: “Want to know how I screw in a lightbulb? I hold up the lightbulb and wait for the …

2013-09-10: Updating all of my iOS devices to the final build of iOS 7… available to the public in 8 days. :) …

2013-09-10: @wilw: Someone wasn’t paying attention to the keynote and product videos.

2013-09-10: @MuskieMcKay: Yep. I’ve found that it’s a good way to discover new music. But iTunes Match customers …

2013-09-10: RT @dcurtis: “Based on customer feedback, Verizon Wireless has disabled the 50% and 90% data usage …

2013-09-10: @SenTedCruz: Then it’s a good thing that the Affordable Healthcare Act doesn’t introduce socialized …

2013-09-10: RT @UberFacts: The Ku Klux Klan claims to be disgusted by the activities of the Westboro Baptist …

2013-09-10: Wow… Apple’s not messing around. The iPhone 5S is a HUGE update!

2013-09-10: Post: “Apple’s Fall 2013 Product Announcement.” t.co/ZcSxXW4BW…

2013-09-10: Do you remember Think Secret? Remember what they reported on which got them shut down? Apple …

2013-09-10: Nope: An Apple HDTV, an Apple iWatch, a pull-string-to-talk Steve Jobs doll.

2013-09-10: Maybe: New iPads, lower unsubsidized-cost iPhone, new iMac, new Thunderbolt 2 display (with USB …

2013-09-10: Yes: iPhone 5S, iOS 7, OS X Mavericks, iTunes Radio), new MacBook Pro.

2013-09-10: RT @_: iOS request: notifications should have a button for “delete this app and tell the developer …

2013-09-09: RT @SteveWilson: “Would you like to supersize that?” “No thanks.” “Ok …

2013-09-05: RT @160south: Her: “Want some water?” Me: “I hate plain-water. What’s in it? …

2013-09-05: Still one of my favorite news reports. t.co/iYIV70Dcu…

2013-09-04: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.4.5: t.co/LsCZCRNu3… This release adds support for using …

2013-09-03: RT @tylerhall: This WiiU update is estimating 80 minutes to complete. Such a failed system.

2013-09-03: I’m way more excited about this than any rational person should be. t.co/zBOV0BO27… /cc …

2013-09-03: RT @daniellindsley: The AWS-CLI is 1.0.0! It provides CLI access to all the AWS services (& …

2013-09-03: RT @garnaat: AWS Command Line Interface (AWS CLI) release 1.0.0 is out. t.co/3xnBuzaF3… Try …

2013-09-03: RT @smhgfsays: “Well I’m used to juggling men, so that’s okay.”

2013-09-03: @developer: I don’t see a link to The Onion in your tweet. wry

2013-09-03: RT @tapbot_paul: I wonder if Microsoft’s second choice for CEO is the ex-Co-CEOs of RIMM.

2013-09-03: RT @jcenters: All this talk about what Nintendo should do. Let me simplify: Quit half-assing …

2013-09-02: Post: “Stephen Elop to become the next Microsoft CEO? I’d buy it..” t.co/CT69GoJzI…

2013-09-01: RT @NathanFillion: Walking thru a spider web is not the worst thing in the world. Apparently, I just …

2013-08-31: RT @smhgfsays: “It’s not ‘Victoria’s Secrets’, it’s Victoria’s Secret …

2013-08-31: RT @VeryShortStory: “I miss you when you’re not here,” I said. My words failed to …

2013-08-31: @evernote: Is it just me, or is your website horribly broken? Lots of Page Not Founds.

2013-08-30: @UberFacts: That explains so much.

2013-08-30: RT @angryseattle: It’s very amusing to watch downtown businesses try to cater to the PAX …

2013-08-30: RT @tiffanyarment: “Who? Oh, is that One Dimension or whatever?” — @marcoarment is very into pop …

2013-08-30: I’m going to be at ZendCon in Santa Clara, CA in October. Come find me at the AWS booth! #fb → …

2013-08-29: RT @alixito: Dear Seattle, you really should learn how to drive in the rain by now. Seriously. WTF.

2013-08-29: RT @shauninman: Anyone who thinks Nintendo’s hardware is going to cause them to fail has obviously …

2013-08-29: @joedevon: Really? It seems like that’s all that BrightKite, Foursquare and Gowalla were all …

2013-08-29: @joedevon: Don’t tell the social location services! :o

2013-08-29: RT @160south: Your company security badge manages to fall right into a urinal. Do you: A) Quit. Yes.

2013-08-29: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.4.4: t.co/hEE9fdSpU… This release updates the Amazon EC2 …

2013-08-29: Adding Mink, Selenium and WebDriver to my résumé. Tried working with Sahi too, but couldn’t get it …

2013-08-28: Is anybody aware of a service/tool that syncs fitness data between Fitbit•com and Jawbone•com?

2013-08-28: RT @UberFacts: Orgasms can lower a woman’s risk of heart disease, breast cancer, stroke and …

2013-08-28: RT @cheeaun: “Asking backend developers to do frontend engineering is a mistake.” …

2013-08-28: RT @brianalvey: “Startups no longer have any capital expenditure budget, other than the cost …

2013-08-27: RT @jeremeamia: Random #food thought [3]: If your dinner does not contain garlic, did you forget it?

2013-08-27: RT @jeremeamia: Random #food thought [1]: Take notes from Mexican and Vietnamese food; just add …

2013-08-27: RT @UberFacts: Cigarette smokers suffer more stress than both non-smokers and those who have quit.

2013-08-27: RT @UberFacts: 28% of IT Professionals hide their career from family or friends out of fear of being …

2013-08-27: Been on vacation for a week and am just catching up on everything I missed. Did I correctly read …

2013-08-25: RT @smhgfsays: “Seriously? You seriously have no idea that this moose is the Abercrombie & …

2013-08-20: :) t.co/yJUp15OCY…

2013-08-19: Stormy sunset. #nofilter @ Bramwell Estate t.co/G8J5JSpo7…

2013-08-19: @gsnedders: I agree 100%. The system is fucked.

2013-08-19: @gsnedders: It’s horribly broken system. Wait staff get angry when you don’t leave a tip, regardless …

2013-08-19: @gsnedders: Some restaurants expect tips, so they only pay wait staff $2.18 per hour. Minimum wage …

2013-08-19: RT @shauninman: How pretty much every function definition begins: public funciton addButton)_

2013-08-19: RT @LScottSpencer: You can’t pretend to fight for tolerance while being intolerant @gruber. …

2013-08-19: RT @LScottSpencer: .@gruber I so look forward to your next Christian bashing article. People like …

2013-08-16: The Patriot Act: F***ing-over American citizens since 2001. t.co/Rek8Ek6Bn… …

2013-08-15: RT @160south: Mom: “So, wait, what exactly do you do for a living?” Me: “I’m …

2013-08-15: @tweetAprilRose: Hahahaha. WOW, that’s douchey!

2013-08-15: RT @alexknowshtml: “It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.” …

2013-08-15: Trying hard not to have vacation-brain before I actually leave tomorrow, but I may be losing that …

2013-08-14: RT @mrabey: @ZacharyLevi I think tertiary is something you can only be in Europe. Like whelmed or …

2013-08-14: RT @UberFacts: 2 in 5 women suffer from Anuptaphobia, the fear of staying single or being …

2013-08-14: RT @ilovepie84: When I see a girl walking alone to her car at night, I follow her from a safe …

2013-08-14: Hahahahahahaha… *gasp*… Hahahahahahaha… “RT @cheeaun ಠ_ಠ t.co/YXKOgHgvD…”

2013-08-14: RT @cheeaun: ಠ_ಠ t.co/f6ZaeqTK5…

2013-08-13: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.4.3: t.co/DQApuFXYw… This release adds support for the …

2013-08-12: RT @160south: Me: “We could solve this problem with a focus on better UX- not necessarily a …

2013-08-12: RT @kartooner: Feel the rhythm, feel the ride, get on down, it’s bobsled time!

2013-08-12: RT @JS_advice: You can annotate a line of JS to run faster by prefixing with ‘//’

2013-08-11: Dear @Instapaper, the new beta version is simply excellent. Keep up the outstanding work. Next up: …

2013-08-10: Luther is such a good show. I can’t understand why BBC’s seasons tend to be so short. …

2013-08-10: RT @UberFacts: Approximately 80% of a child’s intelligence is acquired from the mother.

2013-08-10: RT @8factapp: Alcohol directly causes over 2.5 million deaths a year. Marijuana directly accounts …

2013-08-10: Post: “Uploading web files to a new Amazon EC2 instance.” t.co/s0eUtWBfE…

2013-08-10: Post: “Breaking my bad password habits with @1Password, @Authy, @OAuth and @OpenID.” …

2013-08-10: RT @prolifebuttons: t.co/G5kNADPVI… - #maddow loves this. I have no idea why

2013-08-10: RT @mantia: “Use Money instead of Points on Xbox” reads like “Use common sense on …

2013-08-08: RT @fbz: pw;dr – paywall, didn’t read.

2013-08-08: RT @gsnedders: t.co/7T1KyW2OM… — Proof of concept of RPython compiled to asm.js JITing asm.js …

2013-08-07: RT @rmccue: Why does Twitter insist on adding more email notifications, and then automatically …

2013-08-07: RT @UberFacts: Until 1987, broadcasters in the United States were legally required by the FCC to …

2013-08-07: RT @UberFacts: Spanish: Mi papá tiene 47 años = my dad is 47 years old. Mi papa tiene 47 anos = my …

2013-08-07: @mtdowling: RunKit. Hey, you said any, not good.

2013-08-07: RT @jeremeamia: Blogged: Iterating through Amazon #DynamoDB Results with the #AWS SDK for #PHP. See …

2013-08-06: For as much as I used to adore @twitter, they act like giant douches nowadays. #oldschool …

2013-08-06: .@twitter: You mean I can’t use @Authy for my 2-factor auth code, like I can with a zillion …

2013-08-05: RT @UberFacts: The breasts of women who smoke tend to sag very quickly because smoking destroys a …

2013-08-04: New game: Is it cool if I send you push notifications so that I can pester you into playing more? …

2013-08-04: My best friend just inexplicabatorily sent me a text message that started with: <font …

2013-08-04: See also: Inexplicabatorily. “She inexplicabatorily thought Stalin was a swell dude.”

2013-08-04: New word: “Inexplicabatory”. Describes a person who thoroughly enjoys doing or saying things that …

2013-08-04: RT @UberFacts: The USA is the only country in the world which gives life-without-parole sentences to …

2013-08-04: RT @UberFacts: Men and women who listen to similar music tend to be better communicators and have …

2013-08-04: An iPhone 6 + iOS 8 concept piece. So sexy. t.co/VCB7uYQSb… #fb → t.co/V0GYgx3oa…

2013-08-04: RT @KevinFarzad: Ladies call me Adobe Updater because every time I pop up they’re like ugh not …

2013-08-01: RT @DFstyleguide: Analyst: n 1. A trained expert who conducts analysis. 2. A person. Just anyone …

2013-08-01: @UberFacts: I remember this!

2013-08-01: RT @rem: Dear developers, you’re great at what you do, so now’s the time to expose yourself to …

2013-08-01: “@Skyzyx work?” Hahahaha. :)

2013-07-31: RT @rands: To every single person who thinks it’s easy. The only easy part is you thinking it …

2013-07-30: RT @MikeDrucker: 1) “Obama’s spying on you.” 2) “Eh. Cost of being …

2013-07-30: Wait — how do you define “winning” again? By outdated software, number of screen resolutions, or …

2013-07-30: RT @chockenberry: If I was in charge of iOS 7 icons, I’d hold off on changing Safari until the …

2013-07-30: RT @reederapp: Reeder 2 for Mac still needs work, but there will be a public beta. More on that …

2013-07-30: RT @reederapp: Reeder 2 for iPad will go into beta this week. The plan is to submit in the next …

2013-07-30: RT @dcurtis: After using it full-time for weeks, my opinion of iOS 7 is unchanged: it’s ugly, …

2013-07-28: A Good Day to Die Hard: 3/10 t.co/Yn1IDsTj2… Entirely forgettable.

2013-07-27: RT @UberFacts: Studies show that men who help their wives with household chores are happier and tend …

2013-07-27: .@YouTube: t.co/yGq0mIEob… #geekweek

2013-07-27: @YouTube: Wow. That code was about as exciting as “Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.”

2013-07-26: @garnaat: When have you ever been able to get the old style of something back? :)

2013-07-25: RT @FreedomofPress: The Army owes the public an explanation—NO reason to send armed guards into the …

2013-07-25: I’m now on feed backend service #3. Newsblur was okay, but had terrible support in native apps. …

2013-07-25: RT @UberFacts: Studies have found that violent video games do not have an affect on real world …

2013-07-25: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.4.2: t.co/LISLsKrNh… This release adds support for custom …

2013-07-25: RT @UberFacts: Women who have unprotected sex tend to be happier thanks to the mood elevating …

2013-07-25: @grok_: Sounds like the plot for Serenity.

2013-07-25: RT @SteveSyfuhs: Dear websites with infinite scrolling and specific links that are only at the …

2013-07-24: I have these guys sitting near me on the bus. t.co/qTpBQpNht…

2013-07-24: RT @Stepto: @wilw It’s now practically an adage. “With technology, piracy isn’t …

2013-07-24: Running t.co/OiaauWH5V… #fb → t.co/u9kz5VvWT…

2013-07-18: RT @jeffbarr: #AWS Elastic Beanstalk Console Update + Single Instance Model: t.co/BdYtl38cB… …

2013-07-17: RT @joedevon: @Skyzyx pshawww that’s easy. Tomorrow!

2013-07-17: Discovering that the hardest part of working out is finding the time to work out. sigh #fb → …

2013-07-17: RT @UberFacts: The Vatican is now offering “indulgences” and shorter purgatory time for …

2013-07-17: @alixito: People do dumb stuff sometimes. If it were me, unless it continues, I’d let it slide. …

2013-07-16: Really digging “Eden”, which is track… whatever. It’s digital music. Tracks don’t matter anymore. :) …

2013-07-16: Downloaded the new @SaraBareilles album today from iTunes. If you’re looking for something really …

2013-07-16: Even though it’s been a few years, I think @Vada’s audiophile influence has rubbed off on me. …

2013-07-16: And whenever possible, I try to find FLAC or Apple Lossless sources, then convert to 320kbps AACs …

2013-07-16: For many years, I stuck with 192kbps MP3s for my music. Over the past 18 months, I’ve been upgrading …

2013-07-16: Traded-up from some Bose around-ear headphones to some new Sennheiser HD 380 Pros. It’s like I’m …

2013-07-16: @YahooCare: Now it’s available, and I’d like to merge it with my existing account that’s connected …

2013-07-16: @YahooCare: Not Y! Mail… Y! account. I lost my username back when GeoCities was acquired.

2013-07-16: RT @rmccue: WordPress needs to be a trendsetter and an example to follow, not something that’s …

2013-07-16: RT @phpquickfix: Uploading Archives to Amazon Glacier from PHP - AWS Developer Blog - PHP: #upload …

2013-07-16: RT @jmspool: Sad: Our research into UX hiring shows that most HR departments know little about …

2013-07-16: RT @UberFacts: The U.S. has less than 5% of the world’s population, but holds nearly 25% of …

2013-07-16: RT @souders: Amazing how much we DON’T know about image #webperf - decoding, memory caching …

2013-07-16: @marissamayer: Any way to merge the username I grabbed on wishlist with my existing, long-lived Y! …

2013-07-16: RT @rjs: This is why distinguishing affordances from UI elements makes sense. Your choice of element …

2013-07-15: RT @FakeAlexRussell: “undefined is not a function” is my generation’s “PC …

2013-07-15: RT @UberFacts: Research shows homework has no academic value and students are usually given too …

2013-07-14: RT @skoop: Dear #PHP user, Now is the time to upgrade to PHP5.4 or PHP5.5. 5.3 is End Of Life: …

2013-07-14: RT @ryanflorence: How to make terrible software: Make promises for one-off features for a single …

2013-07-14: RT @isaiah: Stack Overflow: “App is done! Just need to do the GUI.” Dribbble: “App …

2013-07-12: @jeremeamia: I’m also riding a bus stuck in traffic, and I can’t get all of the stupid CIDR IPs and …

2013-07-12: RT @luketadams: It seems strange that Texas would ban tampons from the Capitol building but allow a …

2013-07-12: RT @UberFacts: In the U.S, it’s estimated that only 60% of all high school graduates would be …

2013-07-12: @VerizonWireless: Why is my LTE phone getting 0.25 Mbits/sec downstream in downtown Seattle?

2013-07-10: Either they’re not even trying, they’re being malicious, or their leader is even more of a raging …

2013-07-10: There are not words to describe just how bad Nintendo is at online/social.

2013-07-09: I have an Internet connection where I regularly get 50-60 Mbit down, but it takes 90 minutes to …

2013-07-09: RT @alixito: Late to the game probably, but I am learning how to turn icons into fonts today. …

2013-07-09: RT @MrAlanCooper: UX designer feeling all alone at work? Check out @ugleah’s new book: …

2013-07-09: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.4.1: t.co/UbMK83ARX… This release adds support for …

2013-07-09: RT @AWSIdentity: #AWS now supports even finer grained access controls to #EC2 and #RDS, adds …

2013-07-08: RT @UberFacts: People who stay up later tend to have higher IQs! Check THIS out: …

2013-07-07: Finished Adventure Time and Archer. Starting a new show. ▶ Reaper s01e01

2013-07-07: Deadfall: 5/10 t.co/jzE5WabZJ… I’m a fan of Olivia Wilde, but this film was entirely …

2013-07-07: The Numbers Station: 6/10 t.co/sipK552Ur… Decent John Cusack thriller. Mystery. Guns. Same as …

2013-07-06: Saw the Ouya in the window at my local GameStop earlier today. Then I came home and read this …

2013-07-06: World War Z: 7/10 t.co/SHS5il2Rg… Abrupt start, abrupt end. Things jumping out to scare you. …

2013-07-06: Crispy Chicken! @ Blue C Sushi t.co/Hd0xCZeHP…

2013-07-05: My soundtrack: ♫ “The World I Know” by Collective Soul t.co/Vfpbz87L5…

2013-07-05: It’s friday night and I’m going out. I’ve got my dancing’ shoes on. Except that I don’t dance. So I …

2013-07-05: The AWS Console Design team is looking for a Senior UX Designer. Interested in making our Console …

2013-07-05: RT @UberFacts: “The Last Airbender” movie received 5 Razzie awards including: Worst …

2013-07-05: RT @nickrp: I feel bad for the W3C. For years we begged for gradients, so they gave us gradients. So …

2013-07-04: Dusk over the water. @ BeachHouse Bar & Grill t.co/fbfS5cEHv…

2013-07-04: RT @_: Can’t believe the idiots who think America is 2013 years old today. So dumb. There was no …

2013-07-04: Have a Mac? Use Alfred and rent movies from Redbox? Check out this workflow. t.co/R4Ci062Fa…

2013-07-04: @lsegal: I don’t blame you for a second.

2013-07-03: Android is winning. t.co/ULhIYVmaV… #fb → t.co/aLAwkWS5l…

2013-07-03: RT @jeremeamia: @marcoarment I can help you track that down if you need help. I watch the AWS PHP …

2013-07-03: @stevenridings: #4 Parents who don’t crush their kids with religion, but teach them to apply their …

2013-07-03: @marcoarment: Our PHP SDK dev team works really, really hard to create an excellent SDK for the …

2013-07-03: @rem: PHP associative arrays => json_encode().

2013-07-03: Monsters University: 9/10 t.co/FiAzJm60L… Amazing film. Classic Pixar. Makes up for Cars 2 …

2013-07-03: RT @marcoarment: Deleting from Glacier really sucks, especially since Arq apparently lost track of …

2013-07-03: RT @marcoarment: Deleting this AWS account might be easier than deleting the Glacier vault.

2013-07-03: RT @marcoarment: (Naturally, the AWS Management Console can’t do anything useful for Glacier.)

2013-07-03: RT @jeremeamia: Help get my “Getting Good with the AWS SDK for PHP” talk selected at …

2013-07-02: RT @MrAlanCooper: Your users ONLY measure the quality of experiencing your product. They have no way …

2013-07-02: Just found this on YouTube. “Firefly… ROCKS!” t.co/Jbvi58akW… → t.co/K8rWFcw6W…

2013-07-01: RT @rjs: UI is a lot harder to teach than code because the compilation step happens in the …

2013-07-01: RT @jeremeamia: $S3->deleteMatchingObjects(‘bucket-name’, …

2013-07-01: RT @jeremeamia: AwsFacade now tagged in version 1.0.4 of the #AWS Service Provider for #Laravel. …

2013-06-30: RT @mantia: Girls are silly. I like silly.

2013-06-30: @Jenna_Marbles: Showing your cleavage is plebeian. You’re better and more valuable than that. [2/2]

2013-06-30: @Jenna_Marbles: I dig you, J. You come across as intelligent, fun, sexy, and just a cool person. …

2013-06-29: “Wonderfully designed > beautifully designed. Any day.” Daniel Burka. t.co/dJoQcb3PA… …

2013-06-29: “(Re)building a simplified Firefox logo.” t.co/XQlhqr5NZ… #fb → t.co/8E7uPp5a9…

2013-06-29: The Obama Administration and the Criminal NSA. t.co/KvbzacKOp… #fb → t.co/stmBex1t6…

2013-06-29: @Addijay: Well then happy birthday. :) I hope it’s a good one.

2013-06-27: RT @jeremeamia: Tuna steaks topped with tomatoes, basil, garlic, and balsamic vinegar. #nopicture …

2013-06-27: RT @shauninman: It might be a sick day if you’re watching/listening to Buffy with director …

2013-06-27: RT @UberFacts: It takes a person about 15-17 months to get over a break up with someone they were in …

2013-06-27: RT @mtdowling: Added @travisci support to the AWS SDK for PHP and testing with PHP 5.5! …

2013-06-27: Top five regrets of the dying. t.co/hsI5pMfMl… #fb → t.co/5a9ZyEh3K…

2013-06-27: Cloudy Seattle Sunset #nofilter @ Amazon - Blackfoot (SEA33) t.co/4eoWnTZAP…

2013-06-27: RT @tylerhall: I wish Yahoo would open source yinst.

2013-06-27: This. t.co/dM6dWdoJ3… #clueless #recruiters

2013-06-27: RT @alixito: Tired of people who says sorry for all the things they don’t need to be sorry for …

2013-06-27: @rem: Or Seattle.

2013-06-26: RT @dcurtis: Whoever designed Twitter’s multi-factor authentication system should be forced to …

2013-06-26: RT @drewtoothpaste: All politicians, not just Republicans, are scum. Bill Clinton is the one who …

2013-06-26: RT @NorthCreekLife: A passive, uninvolved, disconnected Father can be just as harmful as an abusive …

2013-06-26: RT @colinmochrie: A day without laughter is probably a corporate gig.

2013-06-26: Filed my very first bug to Apple this morning. radar://14275813. #fb → t.co/qAQwBNDqA…

2013-06-25: I’ve decided to install OS X Mavericks on my main machine. I have a full system image that was …

2013-06-25: RT @160south: In the lab doing some remote user testing.. It’s amusing how things we consider …

2013-06-25: RT @zeldman: “Design is no longer about the visual. Design is about the business.” – …

2013-06-25: RT @drbarnard: I’m far more excited about iOS 8 than I am iOS 7. The future is undoubtedly bright, …

2013-06-25: RT @jeremeamia: 500+ GitHub stars and 50K+ Composer installations for the AWS SDK for PHP. …

2013-06-25: RT @160south: That awesome moment when you receive an email reply with the first line saying, …

2013-06-22: @Pinboard: Charles Proxy

2013-06-22: RT @CalvinF: “Until President Obama came into office, no one thought talking or emailing was …

2013-06-22: @kartooner: Yup. During the Gilroy Garlic Festival. :)

2013-06-21: RT @donttrythis: Please RT! Another great article to read to edumacate yourself about your need for …

2013-06-20: @160south: More fodder for the fire. t.co/gZmfv1NME…

2013-06-20: @turacma @mtdowling: Oh, I would. I could practice my hook shot on the way to the trash can.

2013-06-20: RT @turacma: @Skyzyx @mtdowling was recently saying he wants to throw out any resume he sees that …

2013-06-20: @CaseyRecruitsDC: I’m not aware of any particular lexicon. This is just my experience being on both …

2013-06-20: I always lulz when recruiters ask for “DHTML”. /cc @CaseyRecruitsDC

2013-06-20: RT @PHPsea: Today we say goodbye to one of our leaders and favorite PHPers. @davidm777 is moving to …

2013-06-19: I’m cutting it awfully close this month. #fb t.co/TLUObBgff… → t.co/IhDGnQTyQ…

2013-06-18: RT @ded: My spoon …. is too big.

2013-06-18: I would gladly pay money to enable GLaDOS’ voice and snark (from Portal) in Siri. #fb → …

2013-06-18: RT @dresdencodak: Hey parents, you know what really screws up society? Referring to sexuality as …

2013-06-18: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.4.0: t.co/qH4hLkNW9… This release adds helpers for …

2013-06-18: RT @jeremeamia: Big 2.4 release for the #AWS SDK for #PHP. New S3 sync helpers, client facades, and …

2013-06-18: RT @CuestionMarque: America spends $40,000 annually to incarcerate an inmate, only $8,000 to educate …

2013-06-18: RT @Pinboard: Starting immediately, NSA contractors must pinky-swear not to look at records without …

2013-06-18: RT @Pinboard: NSA accelerating plans to update its national security spreadsheet to a newer version …

2013-06-16: Pardon Edward Snowden. t.co/8cSgdyzkn…

2013-06-15: RT @brianalvey: Man of Steel took many liberties, but the worst was making Jor-El and Zod be enemies …

2013-06-12: Join me in calling on the NSA and the US government to @stopwatchingus. Sign this now: …

2013-06-11: RT @applespotlight: iOS 7. Unpolished By Design. t.co/itTHrdGKC…

2013-06-11: RT @dcurtis: Welcome to iPhone OK t.co/QAyKYhUB5…

2013-06-08: @KateUpton: I thought you were going to post a picture of Namibia there. Not so much, as it turns …

2013-06-08: RT @ruby_news: Ruby vindicated: eye-tracking study finds that snake_case is more readable than …

2013-06-08: RT @zefrank: i think every Verizon customer should call their big brother right now. meta. i just …

2013-06-08: RT @shauninman: While processing a difficult gesture/physics problem my brain is all like “I …

2013-06-08: He didn’t like iOS because “it’s always the same.” Me: “Well, what would you want them …

2013-06-08: Was poking around at the bajillion-inch Samsung Galaxy Note II device last night at Best Buy, and …

2013-06-08: .@NathanFillion @alydenisof @feliciaday: Mr. Fillion, you are a very, very lucky man. hat tip

2013-06-08: RT @Authy: Want to add Two-Factor to your Facebook account with Authy? See this tutorial: …

2013-06-08: I started the morning with ~2500 unread tweets in Tweetbot for Mac. #badtimes

2013-06-08: I remember when I used to get a Growl notification for each and every single tweet than came through …

2013-06-08: Switched from Google-Reader-as-a-backend to Newsblur-as-a-backend. Really missing the polish of …

2013-06-07: WORSE: Government snooping in real time on your Internet usage. FIGHT BACK: t.co/6ITaQynWT… …

2013-06-05: Toad the Wet Sprocket is working on a new album! t.co/Pv01V3dNU… → t.co/zDelafdUh…

2013-06-03: @jeremeamia: Yup. Awesome!

2013-06-03: @MarcHutto: Anything else is little more than stupid, short-term, self-interest.

2013-06-03: @MarcHutto: The industry has made a terrible name for itself. Expect rejection. Expect to earn their …

2013-06-03: @MarcHutto: Understand the role. The best tech recruiters can at least speak tech.

2013-06-03: @MarcHutto: It’s about taking the long-view. Cultivating relationships. Building a legitimate …

2013-06-03: @jeremeamia: Doesn’t appear to be live. I get redirected to Jeff’s blog.

2013-06-03: RT @jeremeamia: Our new #AWS SDK for #PHP blog is live! t.co/6hgBPnzQ3…

2013-06-02: Migrated all of my feeds from Google Reader to Newsblur based on recommendations by… pretty much …

2013-05-31: Friday night at the Parman house. Woooo! t.co/URPxdOqFh… #nerdery

2013-05-31: 6pm: Drank a Red Bull. 8pm: Ready to take on the entire world! 9pm: Sound asleep. #fb → …

2013-05-31: RT @snookca: One of these days I’ll figure out when something is tmi.

2013-05-31: RT @GQMagazine: Two Generations of Comedy. @AlYankovic meets @TheLonelyIsland: …

2013-05-31: RT @snookca: Hey girl. t.co/McKJVvxcV… /by @bitchwhocodes

2013-05-30: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.3.4: t.co/8k8kPCljc… This release adds compatibility with …

2013-05-30: RT @sdw: I find great design to be inherently intuitive, full of subjective yet well-balanced …

2013-05-29: Just finished a multi-month project to sync all 165 GB of my music metadata with …

2013-05-29: @wmerydith: I thought you were at ESPN.

2013-05-29: @wmerydith: Really?

2013-05-29: RT @sarahchalke: My son just asked me why shampoo has poo in it.

2013-05-29: RT @iMZDL: Retweet if you cant wait for OS X 10.9! t.co/dpnO8Ltan…

2013-05-29: The new Daft Punk album is out. New albums from Skillet (not Skrillex) and Frankmusik due soon. This …

2013-05-29: School teacher does the right thing; Gets reprimanded by idiots. t.co/laY4EU91s… #fb → …

2013-05-28: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.3.3: t.co/CgV1ExnIh… This release adds support for web …

2013-05-28: Really looking forward to the new Man of Steel movie. The last good Superman movie was over 30 years …

2013-05-28: Stupid is as stupid does. “Comparing Google Glass and Apple’s iWatch.” t.co/KZFloJc0X… #fb → …

2013-05-28: As a supporter of WikiLeaks, I find this troubling. t.co/09yahggfg… → t.co/utoQ2afzp…

2013-05-28: An interactive guide to the running gags in Arrested Development. t.co/UfgN95yG2… #fb → …

2013-05-28: Fast & Furious 6: 8/10 t.co/YnH5Mz35x… Set aside gravity, inertia and the laws of …

2013-05-27: According to this commercial, dancing and beat boxing are an important part of using a Microsoft …

2013-05-27: Killing Them Softly: 6/10 t.co/Sx9UzS3RO… An artful film with lots of dialogue, but paced as …

2013-05-25: @mantia: Hulu makes an OS X app. For Netflix, I just use a Fluid SSB.

2013-05-25: John Dies at the End: 7/10 t.co/Qu3Yh0WG8… This movie is ridiculous. And fun. And something …

2013-05-25: Just finished Bioshock Infinite. MIND. BLOWN. Excellent gameplay, story and character development.

2013-05-24: @undeux @Delta @DeltaAssist: Oh. That’s because you flew on Delta. “A cacophony of idiocy,” I always …

2013-05-24: RT @charlietuna: TJIF!

2013-05-24: My open source report card: t.co/VpwoNTPLM…

2013-05-24: RT @rands: If you ever want to know how much you do or do not not love your job, update your resume.

2013-05-24: I’m hoping to round-out a wildly productive week at work with a wildly productive Friday as …

2013-05-24: Today feels like a Slick Shoes kind of day. t.co/cC0U0dkAV…

2013-05-22: Twitter finally adds support for 2-factor auth for better acct security. Guess who still …

2013-05-22: @cheeaun: As long as they use OAuth tokens, yeah.

2013-05-22: RT @corrinrenee: Dear all websites ever. My day phone is my evening phone is my home phone is my …

2013-05-22: I will never pronounce GIF as “JIF”. It will never happen Ever.

2013-05-22: The creator of the GIF image format is probably great at software engineering, but clearly doesn’t …

2013-05-22: @CalvinF: It’s different from their all-techno past, but I enjoy it. If you have Rdio or Spotify, …

2013-05-22: @alixito: I always use one word — mostly because “username” and “password” have an equal number of …

2013-05-21: At least the #Xbox One has the controller buttons in the right place — unlike the Wii U. #fb → …

2013-05-21: #Xbox One unveiled. Looks kinda blocky. :( #fb → t.co/KfxIvyilb…

2013-05-15: “They grabbed defeat from the jaws of victory!” There’s far too much of this going around. …

2013-05-15: RT @jeremeamia: If you are using the #AWS SDK for #PHP in your business or project, I’d love …

2013-05-15: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.3.2: t.co/BHRKQT82N… This release adds support for …

2013-05-14: Generally speaking, Apple does an exceptional job at things. But iCloud is shaping-up to be a …

2013-05-13: A selectively sunny sunset in Seattle (non-HDR) @ Amazon - Blackfoot (SEA33) t.co/RELp0Etd3…

2013-05-13: A selectively sunny sunset in Seattle. @ Amazon - Blackfoot (SEA33) t.co/LlGJP2qjh…

2013-05-13: Facebook pushed a 6.1 update for iOS earlier, followed by a 6.1.1 update later in the day. The 6.1 …

2013-05-13: Ladies… @ Nordstrom t.co/jUrhmJVPG…

2013-05-12: @mikeoste: It’s loading for me. What do you mean by “unavailable”? And yes, …

2013-05-11: RT @trevorrowe: @Skyzyx Wreck it Ralph and Stardust were both fun. Brave was disappointing and …

2013-05-11: RT @tylerhall: @Skyzyx Robot and Frank.

2013-05-11: RT @boutell: WARNING: I am combining alcohol and CSS3 transitions

2013-05-11: Movies I haven’t watched since I got them. Where should I start? t.co/VpPOHwNLN…

2013-05-11: Setting up the kids’ new Mac mini with Parental Controls for the first time. It seems to have …

2013-05-11: @feliciaday: Probably Kanye.

2013-05-11: Saturday without the kids = sleeping until 2pm. Good morning, world! :)

2013-05-11: @rapier57: The well-timed humor made all the difference. It was excellent.

2013-05-10: Iron Man 3: 8/10 t.co/Ne8c7SzSq… Great writing, lots of action and tons of fun. Possibly even …

2013-05-10: This is so me. t.co/VOl5hyErE…

2013-05-10: RT @waxpancake: Best way to shut down North Korea’s nuclear program: get Yahoo to acquire it.

2013-05-10: @alixito: PBR. YOLO. Whatever. Gluten-free.

2013-05-10: RT @rem: Nothing quite like leaving work a little early so you can get some solid hours work in when …

2013-05-09: @VesumeChris: Go for it. :)

2013-05-09: @wmerydith: Let me know if you want more CSS. :)

2013-05-09: @wmerydith: font-family: “Lucida Grande”, “Helvetica Neue”, “Droid …

2013-05-08: Amanda Palmer: The art of asking. t.co/CxDcMegga… /cc @vada

2013-05-08: Watching the X-Files for the very first time in my life. How did I miss the show the first time …

2013-05-08: @turacma @jeremeamia: Answer: Not Vim.

2013-05-08: @brianalvey @kartooner: You guys know each other? Small world!

2013-05-07: @alixito: Seriously? Are they pulling a Mick Jagger too?

2013-05-07: @alixito: Um, I think you may have already missed that boat. ;)

2013-05-07: @BernhardPosselt: Hey. @rmccue is the current maintainer of @SimplePie. He should be able to help …

2013-05-06: @garnaat @koding: Koding appears to be a mobile fail. Tapped through from Tweetbot to a broken …

2013-05-06: The AWS SDK for Node.js has just hit 1.0! Sweet new features here I want in PHP! Congrats to …

2013-05-05: Just ordered my kids — 11 and 8 — their first computer. A Mac mini with a 1TB hard drive, 8GB RAM …

2013-05-05: RT @jmspool: People get wrapped around the axel over role definitions when what matters is …

2013-05-04: The Microsoft Ecosystem t.co/haUMCZjsl… #fb → t.co/K7eBjKCCn…

2013-05-03: @mantia: I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

2013-05-03: Been feeling creatively empty for the past year or so. Going to spend the next few weeks …

2013-05-03: RT @160south: That moment when you realize it’s Thursday. Not Friday.

2013-05-02: I picked up a 27” Apple Thunderbolt Display this evening. Wow. Just… wow. I don’t even know …

2013-04-30: Found a great #freefont called #distractor by @itsmesimon t.co/5pfmlIluY…

2013-04-30: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.3.1: t.co/Gjo04RWx8… This release adds support for the …

2013-04-29: Dear everybody who doesn’t pay attention: There’s no such thing as an iTouch. Look …

2013-04-29: Leaving California to go back to Seattle today, but I’m not very happy about it. #fb → …

2013-04-25: @cwebber: The Ruby guys sit right next to me. If you file an issue on GitHub or ask on the forums, …

2013-04-25: @cwebber: SDK for which language? And s3cmd is third-party while t.co/VRCG26EIm… is …

2013-04-24: @garywhitta @kartooner: ‘Merica!!!

2013-04-24: RT @sarahchalke: go to t.co/ngEI1l2DV… And help @zachbraff make an awesome movie!

2013-04-24: RT @sdw: Zach Braff is using Kickstarter to fund his upcoming film ‘Wish I Was Here’: …

2013-04-24: RT @SaraBareilles: Wow. I’m a believer. @zachbraff t.co/gqu97VDjN…

2013-04-24: RT @missrachilli: Oh my, I absolutely love @zachbraff for this. His video is brilliant. Go donate! - …

2013-04-24: RT @tapbot_paul: Zach Braff does a kickstarter for a movie but doesn’t offer Eagle rides as one of …

2013-04-24: RT @mike_gentile: Only online banner ad my grandfather would click. t.co/oQSljKXV6…

2013-04-24: RT @rands: This is the way to finance a film: t.co/SpyetO8vV…

2013-04-24: Zach Braff, of “Scrubs” fame, working on a follow-up to “Garden State” called “Wish I Was Here”. …

2013-04-23: RT @rands: When you say “It’s was an iterative process,” I hear “It blows.”

2013-04-23: RT @x10: “Merely giving the people what they want is a shortcut to banality, mediocrity and …

2013-04-23: Calvin & Hobbes on my iPad with Bill Watterson’s blessing? Yes, please. …

2013-04-23: I’d be interested to see what happens if Apple repurchases all of their outstanding shares and …

2013-04-23: @alixito: Is that show still on? I remember my daughter being mesmerized by the pilot episode.

2013-04-23: @philsturgeon @kriswallsmith @saltybeagle @dzuelke @nateabele @LaraVel: Voted.

2013-04-23: @SaraBareilles: Is there a date for the next full album yet?

2013-04-23: RT @nikf: All you need to know about tonight’s Apple Financial Call in a single image: …

2013-04-23: @rmccue: Hey, I seem to be getting emails for every single piece of spam posted to the SP blog. Did …

2013-04-22: Seattle peeps: Selling my recent-model, immaculate-condition MacBook Pro. Get in touch if …

2013-04-21: RT @chrismessina: Suddenly occurs to me that taking decent photos is a basic digital literacy skill. …

2013-04-21: Me: Go get a napkin; your face is dirty. Son: No, it’s not. Me: Yes it is. Son: But I …

2013-04-19: RT @dcurtis: “Those who would give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, …

2013-04-19: RT @dcurtis: What Lindsey Graham is saying about denying this guy his rights as a US citizen is …

2013-04-19: RT @nycsouthpaw: This is a United States Senator talking about a United States citizen: …

2013-04-19: @Authy: Is there any way to change the icons that services use? I have 2 AWS accounts — only one has …

2013-04-19: “[Senators] who voted against [improved gun legislation] succeeded in blocking it, as it needed 60 …

2013-04-19: RT @plimsoul: What are you afraid of @SenOrrinHatch? You should be afraid knowing most Americans now …

2013-04-19: RT @tapbot_paul: While everyone bemoaned background checks (which would impact very few either way) …

2013-04-19: RT @TreyStokes: 2 adults, 1 child killed by bomb on April 15th: outrage. 8 adults, 1 child killed by …

2013-04-16: @160south: Hahahaha!

2013-04-16: RT @160south: Internet, @Skyzyx is the genius that discussed UI elements fighting for existence. …

2013-04-16: @NathanFillion: Is “Much Ado” a monster movie? Because it’d be awesome if it were.

2013-04-16: @x10: I saw something on Facebook that explained the female mind the same way. Isn’t that what …

2013-04-16: @160south: Sounds familiar. :)

2013-04-16: RT @160south: Designers: Every element on your screen should be forced to fight for its existence. …

2013-04-16: Yesterday’s bombs in Boston were 6 liter pressure cookers with ball bearings and nails. The …

2013-04-16: @rem @thebeebs: I did that when it first came out, directly from Microsoft. Not sure about now, …

2013-04-15: RT @911BUFF: BOSTON: DEVELOPING - DOZENS OF SERIOUS INJURIES REPORTED AFTER MASSIVE EXPOLISION AT …

2013-04-15: RT @tapbot_paul: I can’t wait to not buy the Microsoft Surface Pro 9 Watch with optional Smart Band …

2013-04-14: Evil Dead: 5/10 t.co/CJDDAWFB0… Highly gory without being scary. A complete let-down. Redbox …

2013-04-14: @vemedio: Any suggestions for adding a podcast feed to Instacast 3 from my Mac?

2013-04-10: RT @john_wok: I underestimated @SimplePie and now I regret it. Super easy to use, relatively small …

2013-04-10: Converting MKV files to MP4, using Mac OS X, for playback on iPad, Apple TV, Playstation 3, Xbox …

2013-04-09: Converting Blu-ray and DVD movies to MP4, using Mac OS X, for playback on iPad, Apple TV, …

2013-04-07: I’ve been a PHP developer for 10 years, and I still can’t believe how often I facepalm …

2013-04-04: .@AereoTV is launching in 22 new cities. Pre-register now. t.co/Rf53ytcpr…

2013-04-04: RT @160south: “Being agile” isn’t a license to ship half-baked products.

2013-03-31: @tylerhall: Are they willing to work with you, or did they get all Dave Watanabe on you? /cc …

2013-03-30: By the way: If you use a Mac, but don’t use Alfred, you’re stupid. …

2013-03-30: Just wrote my first Alfred 2 workflow: Packagist search for Composer PHP packages. …

2013-03-30: My dog is staring at me intently making a sniffing noise to get my attention. It’s his way of saying …

2013-03-30: @turacma: Isn’t “Power of Greyskull” a proper noun? Or just “Greyskull”?

2013-03-30: @snookca: That looks pretty efficient to me. Maybe wrap it in a bit alias?

2013-03-30: If you’re interested in upgrading your HP TouchPad from Android 4.0 to 4.1, this walkthrough …

2013-03-29: Illustrator → SVG → Base64 → CSS. SVG Sprites. Tada! → t.co/zx7Uyksf8…

2013-03-27: The Raven: 6/10 t.co/PBqtsfE4v… A murder-mystery that takes place in the final days of …

2013-03-27: Listening to iTunes on shuffle, and MC Hammer just came on. #awesomesauce #fb → …

2013-03-27: I’ve decided: I’m going to unsubscribe from any Apple-related blogs that re-post …

2013-03-27: RT @160south: Designing blindly without data or user input will send your redesign project straight …

2013-03-25: A fascinating post on password cracking and how easy it is these days. t.co/N2q3S55mF… #fb → …

2013-03-25: @alixito: Wake up, send both kids to school, work out for 45 min, take a shower, catch the bus to …

2013-03-25: RT @drewm: Related: PHP 5.3 starts its end-of-life process this month.

2013-03-25: RT @drewm: I dream of the day we can start using a version of PHP before it’s end-of-lifed.

2013-03-25: Trying to login and enable two-factor authentication on my Apple ID, but I can’t remember the …

2013-03-24: RT @HackerNewsOnion: Recruiter mistakenly hires real ninja. Team finds this totally sweet until …

2013-03-24: RT @BigZaphod: Doctor Who + Mario = t.co/gu5Pm3UXp…

2013-03-24: RT @rands: Really the only question is when does @gruber drag out Anthropomorphized Brushed Metal …

2013-03-24: RT @domenic: This is awesome, @skyzyx made a CLI wrapper for my svg2png thing: …

2013-03-22: RT @oncletom: ~100 HTTP requests, 1MB of download and waiting 20s is not a responsive website. …

2013-03-22: @kennwhite @HackerHuntress: False. It was based on a project called “CloudFusion”. Note …

2013-03-21: RT @trevorrowe: Slow build tools are … slow. A good build tool should not make me want to …

2013-03-20: RT @rem: Protip: if you’re going to dataurl your images for inlining, make sure you ImageOptim them …

2013-03-20: RT @awscloud: #AWS announces the global availability of EBS-optimized support for 4 additional …

2013-03-20: RT @tapbot_paul: This is a pretty big decision Supreme Court decision and a big win for common …

2013-03-20: RT @g_marty: Now that we have rounded borders, shadows, gradients in pure CSS, designers decided …

2013-03-20: RT @cms_mit: SCOTUS upholds first sale doctrine. You own, and can resell, books you buy abroad …

2013-03-20: RT @160south: Goals for the day: During my executive design review, find an excuse to say …

2013-03-20: RT @awscloud: We are delighted to announce that Amazon Simple Workflow is now available in the #AWS …

2013-03-20: RT @marcoarment: Just bought a TV for less than the unsubsidized price of an iPhone. It will likely …

2013-03-20: RT @grok_: Heartbreaking. U.S. copyright law makes archiving historic sound recordings nearly …

2013-03-20: RT @lsegal: Don’t vaguetweet at me, bro.

2013-03-17: RT @kennwhite: Couple of examples how Google & Amazon write php: t.co/5OR6WPy5r… …

2013-03-17: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! t.co/qgdijxiYA… #fb → t.co/jwAlkyFDf…

2013-03-16: I just got into the Mailbox app, and I’m a bit underwhelmed. I’m sure it’s a great …

2013-03-13: I’m SO backing this. t.co/UiJPihe29… #fb → t.co/MagGcQoku…

2013-03-13: RT @awscloud: AWS Console iPhone app: get status of your EC2 instances, CloudWatch alarms, service …

2013-03-13: RT @parislemon: Twitter richter scale: Andy Rubin leaving Android: 4.0 - New Pope: 6.5 - Google …

2013-03-13: RT @Pinboard: “We need to focus. Keep the self-driving cars, magic glasses, laptop, handheld …

2013-03-13: RT @mantia: RSS Pope joke.

2013-03-13: RT @snookca: Can Reeder build their own service? I’d pay for it.

2013-03-13: RT @Pinboard: Thank God they spared Orkut

2013-03-13: RT @TarenSK: BREAKING: #AaronSwartz lawyers formally accuse prosecutors of misconduct …

2013-03-13: RT @TarenSK: Prosecutor Steve Heymann illegally withheld exculpatory evidence from …

2013-03-13: RT @TarenSK: DOJ lied to Congress about when Heymann turned over exculpatory #AaronSwartz evidence: …

2013-03-13: RT @TarenSK: This is THE most important #AaronSwartz story since his death: Evidence of …

2013-03-13: RT @tapbot_paul: I bet Andy Rubin will enjoy spending more time with his family.

2013-03-13: Okay Winter, it’s time to be done. I’ve had enough of you. Summer, you’re up. #fb …

2013-03-13: @rmccue: I believe that’s the case in Canada.

2013-03-13: RT @cheeaun: Heroku already supports node 0.10.0. Srsly fast.

2013-03-13: RT @jeffbarr: Amazon #ElastiCache - New M3 Cache Nodes, lower prices, and available in Asia Pacific …

2013-03-13: @rem: Have you posted to their forums?

2013-03-12: Smart analysis of how a tighter partnership between Apple & Intel for mobile chips could be …

2013-03-12: RT @160south: Today I didn’t even have to use my A.K.. I gotta say it was a good day.

2013-03-12: RT @thomasfuchs: If you’re a web developer or designer and you’re not using t.co/V6AsKLu05… …

2013-03-12: RT @ianselby: Can we talk about how stupid it is that outlook decided to remind me that I have a …

2013-03-12: RT @Dropbox: Discover the new Dropbox menu: Accept invites to folders, see links, and keep tabs on …

2013-03-12: RT @jeffbarr: New: #AWS Management Console for #iPhone/#iPad - t.co/IWDTe1iYi…

2013-03-12: RT @jeffbarr: #EC2 Cross-Region AMI Copy: t.co/3rfaZ6iDs… #aws

2013-03-12: RT @drewm: Browser said I needed Flash. Opened a new tab, typed t.co/6ujjJ3s7L… then felt a …

2013-03-12: RT @jeremeamia: The #AWS SDK for #PHP 2 now has full service coverage and a brand new user guide: …

2013-03-11: RT @awscloud: #AWS Elastic Beanstalk now supports Node.js applications. Customize your environment …

2013-03-11: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 1.6.1: t.co/aG86xIgQZ… This release adds support for …

2013-03-11: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.2.0: t.co/0Lt2ltjC5… This release adds full service …

2013-03-11: RT @jlleblanc: Next time I try to explain the debate over tabs vs. spaces to a non-coder, I’ll …

2013-03-10: RT @rands: At a distance, the SimCity/EA debacle looks like what happens when someone in power stops …

2013-03-10: The U.S. Debt Ceiling, explained. Tons of Americans think that raising the debt ceiling allows the …

2013-03-10: RT @Yelmurc: @marcoarment google just uses the open excuse when they want to disrupt a competitors …

2013-03-09: Oz the Great and Powerful: 7/10 t.co/VDA8pwXMc… Heavy CGI and clearly filmed for 3D, but good …

2013-03-09: RT @awscloud: We’re at #SxSW! Stop by and say hi. t.co/gXLmoTPFE…

2013-03-09: RT @mantia: “★☆☆☆☆ Waist of Money”

2013-03-09: RT @ResEdit: @marcoarment It’s not broken, it’s just an Android elevator. They …

2013-03-07: Google has entered an agreement with MPEG-LA to license patents for their open-source VP8 video …

2013-03-07: RT @160south: UXing it up with the crew this afternoon at the @EMPmuseum. #UX #design …

2013-03-07: RT @the_mantrout: “Better process” doesn’t mean more process, it means less, …

2013-03-07: RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Word “impossible” is not exist in devops vocabulary. Instead we are …

2013-03-07: How Disney bought Lucasfilm. t.co/H6EEEPMTV… #fb → t.co/4XoqYrthJ…

2013-03-07: RT @grok_: All the work while crying. t.co/igIp5yRfF…

2013-03-07: Although… seriously? @USBank wants me to read 92 pages (!!!) of terms and conditions on my iPhone …

2013-03-07: Oh cool, @USBank finally added support for the iPhone 5’s viewport. It only took them… (looks at …

2013-03-06: And with regard to the viability of Firefox OS, color me skeptical. I think Ubuntu Touch has a much …

2013-03-06: Days since the last Java zero-day exploit. t.co/GYI3V72tG… #fb → t.co/aL2ZyWgbJ…

2013-03-06: With their naïve stance on H.264, and logical falsehoods like this, I’ve lost a lot of faith …

2013-03-05: RT @hotdogsladies: It’s weird how few websites have a “View This Brief, Hastily-Written, …

2013-03-05: RT @caseyw: @jeremeamia @mtdowling <3 u 2 :D Enjoying the new AWS SDK. Thanks for the hard …

2013-03-05: RT @rem: Dear basecamp: Markdown. Consider yourself informed.

2013-03-05: RT @ZacharyLevi: If you are a urinal, and you lack a flat surface upon which one might rest their …

2013-03-04: RT @tapbot_paul: For a limited time if you buy a copy of Tweetbot for Mac and use it to Tweet …

2013-03-04: RT @jeremeamia: Just released a #ZF2 module for using the #AWS SDK for #PHP. t.co/vIaeQUxk8… …

2013-03-04: @AskUSBank: That sounds like something a software engineer would say. Truth is, that burden should …

2013-03-04: @AskUSBank: The backend should detect if my session has expired and do the right thing instead of …

2013-03-04: @AskUSBank: And I use an up-to-date, modern, standards-compliant web browser that any web team worth …

2013-03-04: @AskUSBank: I never use the logout button on my home computer. Why would I?

2013-03-04: @marcoarment: Check out MakeMKV.

2013-03-03: HOW IS THIS NOT CALVIN?! @ Olive Garden t.co/hBRUg1lj9…

2013-03-02: For people like me who wonder about AAC vs. HE-AAC support in iTunes/iOS while they’re out …

2013-03-02: A break in the clouds. @ Amazon - Blackfoot (SEA33) t.co/KwF7YPKON…

2013-03-01: I’m at @five_guys (Seattle, WA) t.co/O2tFcy9hV…

2013-03-01: RT @tapbot_paul: Java’s new slogan: Write once, exploit everyweek.

2013-03-01: RT @scullymike: A week after Oscars & I’m still reading complaints by women offended …

2013-03-01: RT @jeremeamia: I’m happy to announce that I will be speaking about the #AWS SDK for #PHP at …

2013-03-01: “I won’t spend my Friday night writing PHP standards proposals… I won’t spend my Friday night …

2013-03-01: @AskUSBank: and the site tells me that my session has ended before it’s even started… the RAGE …

2013-03-01: @AskUSBank: the simple pin-code unlocking feature, every time I go to the website to enter my …

2013-03-01: @AskUSBank: it doesn’t fit the iPhone 5’s screen, every time I have to type my password on my phone …

2013-03-01: @AskUSBank: every time I have to enter my 16-character password on a mobile keyboard that’s in the …

2013-03-01: @AskUSBank: Every time I read the FAQ that tells me to use Netscape 6.0, every time I switch to a …

2013-03-01: @AskUSBank: It’s more of a general, overall, all-encompassing lack of excellence. 99% of my banking …

2013-03-01: @AskUSBank: Specific? No. I know how to use the site and mobile app. It’s simply that the team which …

2013-02-28: .@usbank: […] and replaced by someone who actually gives a shit about your customers. Because …

2013-02-28: .@usbank: Whoever is the VP in charge of your digital customer experience needs to be fired …

2013-02-28: .@usbank, But, you are a bank. A normal, run-of-the-mill bank. I don’t know why I expected a …

2013-02-28: .@usbank, Your website & mobile app ARE the customer service reps for people like me. …

2013-02-28: It doesn’t matter how good or how nice your tellers and personal bankers are if I never see …

2013-02-28: .@Simplify is an all-digital bank for all-digital customers, and I truly believe they care about …

2013-02-28: .@usbank, I wanted to let you know that your mobile and web experience is so excruciatingly awful, …

2013-02-28: .@usbank, your mobile app & website make it so frustrating to manage my banking, that I now …

2013-02-28: RT @chockenberry: My iPhone 5 is starting to feel thick and heavy.

2013-02-28: @jessiechar @mantia: Awww. I’ve had a great experience on ADN. It has a community feel like Twitter …

2013-02-28: ♫ Brokenhearted by @MxPx t.co/2FSq9eQKZ…

2013-02-28: @tapbot_paul: What’s the best way to get help with this? Is there a place for support? Is it a known …

2013-02-28: @tapbot_paul: My 3 copies of Tweetbot (iPhone, iPad, Mac) aren’t staying in sync despite all using …

2013-02-28: Wow. t.co/R54VuyQgI…

2013-02-27: @jeremeamia: Only for another 2 years or so.

2013-02-27: RT @yiiframework: [extension] yii-aws: Amazon Web Services SDK PHP 2 Wrapper t.co/9b8o4vTKs…

2013-02-27: RT @tylerhall: I still can’t believe Brave won an Oscar.

2013-02-27: RT @160south: It never fails.. At least once a month, I accidentally type “shit” instead …

2013-02-27: @skoop @mwop: For starters, it’s not a standard. It’s a recommendation made by one particular group …

2013-02-27: RT @lsegal: We have all services implemented in the master branch on t.co/zpaMbrjiQ… + param …

2013-02-27: RT @jeremeamia: Cilantro is amazing.

2013-02-27: RT @developer: “Yahoo employees can console themselves with the fact that the avg. CEO term in …

2013-02-27: RT @rmccue: Another day, another pointless debate on the merits of PSR-2.

2013-02-27: @rmccue: Then there are the HTTP and Caching proposals which will probably never see the light of …

2013-02-27: @rmccue: I have to chalk it up to growing pains, though. The group has seen substantial growth in …

2013-02-27: @rmccue: Sometimes, yes. PSRs 0 & 3 went swimmingly. The discussions around 1 & 2 …

2013-02-27: @rmccue: Yeah. I was against that. I voted in favor of “fig/”.

2013-02-27: @rmccue I said “pretty good”. ;)

2013-02-27: @rmccue Actually, they’ve (we’ve?) done a good job of only clarifying the language …

2013-02-27: @rmccue: That language is directly out of the RSS Board’s website. See the link. :)

2013-02-26: While I’ll continue to retweet & lurk, this will probably be my last post to Twitter …

2013-02-26: Anybody care to share a Kiwi invite code? I’ll offer you first dibs on a future invite code to …

2013-02-26: >> @elliottpayne: Lol. From someone who self identifies by post count. RP @parker: …

2013-02-25: >> @scottspencer: @parker Stop whining. → t.co/Cke1y57gX…

2013-02-25: #Felix still loads additional posts the wrong direction and doesn’t use smart punctuation, but …

2013-02-25: Also, giving #Felix another go. I was my favorite client for ADN until Tweetbot’s brother …

2013-02-25: Worked until 8pm in the office, until I hit a wall and stopped. Catching up with the ADN folks …

2013-02-25: RT @jeremeamia: Amazon EMR and AWS Direct Connect support now in the master branch of the #AWS SDK …

2013-02-25: RT @yukihiro_matz: 20 years has passed since I started developing Ruby. I really appreciate your …

2013-02-25: >> @billkunz: Half-expecting to be put in Twitter jail any minute for all these …

2013-02-25: @CalvinF: Lemme look and I’ll send you one.

2013-02-24: For those of you who are Ruby developers, Ruby 2 (final) has been released! t.co/Wq1dvTOSW… → …

2013-02-23: Seattle tries to prevent the delivery of now-obsolete phone books. Gets sued over first amendment …

2013-02-22: >> @billkunz: Stoked for the Sony event. Wish I could stream it on my PS3 or Vita. At …

2013-02-22: RT @tylerhall: @instapaper was first.

2013-02-22: RT @thinksaydo: Official Amazon Web Services for Laravel 4! t.co/L8Zu03eFT… #aws #laravel #l4

2013-02-19: @JeremyWadhams: Yeah, the docs need a bit of work to get them where we want them. The README has …

2013-02-19: @JeremyWadhams: SDK 2 uses Iterators to handle NextToken stuff automatically.

2013-02-19: @Crooked: But it was predictable.

2013-02-19: Seven Psychopaths: 6/10 t.co/Qrp2LJU2. Tries too hard to be clever. The twist isn’t a twist. …

2013-02-19: “Teardrop” by Massive Attack (aka, the theme song from House, M.D.) played in-part with vegetables. …

2013-02-19: RT @lsegal: Released new versions of the AWS SDK for Ruby and Node.js with support for AWS OpsWorks …

2013-02-19: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.1.2: t.co/ZnhmnKrD This release adds support for AWS OpsWorks.

2013-02-19: RT @jeffbarr: #AWS #OpsWorks - Flexible Application Management in the Cloud Using #Chef - …

2013-02-18: @JeremyWadhams: Re: t.co/eWUQRpaH; How does the new SimpleDB support in @AWSSDKforPHP 2.x impact …

2013-02-18: Platoon: 5/10 t.co/KxLOKzeT. Pretty dull film for being considered one of the best.

2013-02-17: Oh look! A commercial for something from Microsoft that… clicks? → t.co/jQnwrprx

2013-02-15: Introducing my 11-year-old daughter to Back to the Future for the very first time. She loves it so …

2013-02-15: Wow! I’m not sure what to so with myself today. Maybe I’ll wear shorts to work. Maybe I’ll build …

2013-02-14: @rmccue: Yeah, I know it is. I’ve just never gotten around to it. I think it’s about time to.

2013-02-14: [Nerdery] I really need to get around to making the jump from Apache to Nginx. sigh → t.co/dwEpSHAc

2013-02-14: The purist in me is slightly off-put by this, but these animated Calvin & Hobbes panels are …

2013-02-13: And then there were 3: Opera switching to WebKit. t.co/ZIpygMhV WebKit will soon power Apple’s …

2013-02-13: It’s official. #CISPA is back. A law that violates your basic right to privacy. Sign & …

2013-02-12: Vamps: 3/10 t.co/hdDchRGC. I like Alicia Silverstone, Krysten Ritter and Sigourney Weaver, but this …

2013-02-12: For anybody interested in the HTML5/CSS3 data I’m collecting, the raw results are here: …

2013-02-12: Anybody still running iOS 5 on their iPhone/iPad? Would you mind going to t.co/iapaymI3 and …

2013-02-12: “If you make a great product or offer a great service and you treat your customer with respect, you …

2013-02-11: Using words like “responsive”, “scalable” and “retina” a lot lately. I think this is gonna be an …

2013-02-11: @alixito: You mean, you still use the first-party app? #ux #fixthatshit

2013-02-11: RT @alexknowshtml: “I feel like JFDI is the wise man’s YOLO.”

2013-02-11: RT @jenny_wade: are you semi-convinced you’re probably special? do you thrive on conditional …

2013-02-11: RT @rands: In the absence of information, people make shit up.

2013-02-11: RT @thomasfuchs: Teaching effectively is 80% understanding humans and 20% understanding the subject …

2013-02-11: RT @brucel: Last year’s mobile data traffic was nearly twelve times the size of the entire …

2013-02-10: Just found out my favorite Internet couple, @Jenna_Marbles & @maxnosleeves broke up. Feeling …

2013-02-10: Johnny English Reborn: 5/10 t.co/Zzj3GoxB. Mr. Bean plays Mr. Bond. It’s about as good as it …

2013-02-10: Pitch Perfect/ 6/10 t.co/kzVrDeCr. Obvious and predictable, but the arrangements are decent. Only …

2013-02-10: Flight: 7/10 t.co/oT3BvbOV. Story of an alcoholic airline pilot who struggles to get his life …

2013-02-07: >> @billkunz: Outsource something cheaply and you’re probably going to get a …

2013-02-07: RT @typeoneerror: Going to make a $1 .js plugin that recognizes when a user is posting text directly …

2013-02-07: The evolution of the design role. t.co/wxeplri7 → t.co/PLBQcBjh

2013-02-06: >> @billkunz: “You’ve got a time machine. I’ve got a gun. What the …

2013-02-05: RT @oscargodson: It amazes me when I hear devs call users stupid. If a user can fuck up anything in …

2013-02-05: I frequently find it ironic how often I have to stop working, just to go into an office full of …

2013-02-05: @garnaat: I play the same game with my kids. :)

2013-02-05: RT @garnaat: Having iPhone battles with the AppleTV airplay. My 14 yo daughter just played …

2013-02-03: @DustenRidings81: Nah. But I’m a big believer in owning up to your faults, and the Niners are good …

2013-02-03: @hulu: No. Not ever. Not effing ever. Ever.

2013-02-03: @DustenRidings81: To be clear, I’m a 49ers fan. Albeit a frequently disappointed one.

2013-02-03: Usually the 49ers don’t get around to choking until the 4th quarter. I think they’re …

2013-02-03: Zero Dark Thirty: 7/10 t.co/pcjFaLVA. Based on first-hand accounts of the assassination of Bin …

2013-02-03: @Crooked: I totally want to see that!

2013-01-31: Yay! Netbot has private message support! Now who should I message? :) → t.co/WpgoVV4E

2013-01-31: @alixito: You mean, better than waiting until the last possible moment? :)

2013-01-31: @alixito: I’ve knocked out all of mine except for my own. Ergh.

2013-01-31: RT @siracusa: NetBot for t.co/3odwnlHL is free for a limited time. iPhone: t.co/Bu2ksFEU iPad: …

2013-01-31: RT @typeoneerror: I think of Facebook as a very fancy someecards feed reader.

2013-01-31: I’ve been trapped on a broken-down city bus, on Freeway I-5, for about 45 minutes. No A/C means 60 …

2013-01-27: Product ideas driven by merit, not company hierarchy or job title. — “He was right there in the …

2013-01-27: The contrast between my best friend, @Crooked (Twitter) and I. “Where Apple says ‘You can’t do that …

2013-01-27: Fox Network and the producers of “Glee” stole music from an independent artist; said he should be …

2013-01-26: Sometimes I follow people because I disagree with them so much. I hope that they’ll challenge my …

2013-01-26: GPL zealotry is a big reason why I want to move off of WordPress onto something new. t.co/leIQEE2y → …

2013-01-26: H.265 has been approved t.co/u7IbOBNg → t.co/W92Xvx3a

2013-01-26: Aaron Swartz t.co/lXd5dPVi → t.co/8IIA7wrn

2013-01-25: I can’t wait for this movie to come out! I’m hoping it will rival The Exorcist. …

2013-01-25: @alixito: t.co/ULkd25Gv

2013-01-25: @alixito: As soon as the new ones are released, I’m getting one too. :)

2013-01-24: @rmccue: Those sentences don’t fit together. :)

2013-01-24: RT @mwop: When requesting a feature on an OSS project, don’t be a dick and accuse the project …

2013-01-24: RT @danhindmarch: One day, a script formatter will recognize “–” as one character, …

2013-01-24: Tim Cook on Apple’s Quarter. t.co/AIHoSQlP → t.co/m39nZbUu

2013-01-24: The Apple Paradox. t.co/rBDfqZfa → t.co/Oc6U18pE

2013-01-23: Just bought “Smashing Node.js” by Guillermo Rauch. t.co/d3IDfhqt → t.co/qhGMOq9L

2013-01-20: Checking out the retina MacBook Pros at the Apple Store. Is Microsoft Word seriously still a Carbon …

2013-01-20: No matter how old I get, I still love this song. ♫ Danny’s Song by Loggins & Messina …

2013-01-20: Poking around out of pure curiosity. t.co/9n7b5sdo → t.co/aAr9vnFe

2013-01-20: Checking out t.co/6KkBNF2l and musing about how Google doesn’t show screenshots of any …

2013-01-19: When the new Thunderbolt displays are announced with USB 3.0, I’m buying one. t.co/ULkd25Gv → …

2013-01-19: Watching Doctor Who’s “Doomsday” episode. The Daleks are battling the CyberMen on Earth, and only …

2013-01-19: Every time I think about re-adding cable service, I look at how awful the prices are for a ton of …

2013-01-18: Unthinkable: 8/10 t.co/FUfyVV2a. Samuel L. Jackson and Carrie Moss are agents trying to break a …

2013-01-18: I Am Number Four: 6/10 t.co/OlonQVCU. I watched this for Dianna Agron. It was good enough to pass …

2013-01-18: The Possession: 7/10 t.co/FXGLjXYq. One of the better horror-thrillers, although there’s only …

2013-01-18: “It’s untenable to have a world where young people can’t easily hear and watch Dr. King’s …

2013-01-18: What Kevin Rose is doing these days. It pretty much sounds like my dream job. t.co/0PJ9GHJ8 → …

2013-01-18: P.S., I’m fully aware that the PS4 is expected to be launched sometime in the next 500 days. …

2013-01-18: Considering replacing my 2007-era “fat” PS3 with a zillion ports and PS2 compatibility …

2013-01-17: @rmccue: t.co/z3kYqd6r

2013-01-17: @rmccue: Right?!

2013-01-17: DO THIS 1. Go to t.co/A4ywBrSr 2. Type in your twitter name @name 3. Click in the first result 4. …

2013-01-17: RT @angryseattle: Man, that fog today was cloudier than a Seattle cop’s judgement around …

2013-01-17: “[…] the average American commits three felonies each day without even knowing it. There are so many …

2013-01-17: >> @aaandy: Speaking of toasters. Apple should totally get into the toaster market so …

2013-01-16: Make Patent Trolls Pay All Costs Associated With Their Frivolous Lawsuits If They Lose t.co/t1ots6Um

2013-01-16: RT @rands: Listening starts with not interrupting.

2013-01-15: Watching Star Wars in the “Machete Order”. t.co/9VLel67A TL;DR: Skip Episode 1. Watch 4, …

2013-01-15: RT @tapbot_paul: Dear Mo, Thanks for your unsolicited business advice of making our app free. I …

2013-01-15: RT @stevej: Getting close to 1% of the US population in prison. Huge untapped customer market for …

2013-01-14: >> @simensen: @skyzyx This reminded me of something I saw many years ago… …

2013-01-13: Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome: 8/10 t.co/NTHed5TN. BSG fans will enjoy this take on …

2013-01-13: Ted: 7/10 t.co/nAQotaPq. The team behind Family Guy finally makes a movie. If you like Seth …

2013-01-13: Whoa! You mean the 49ers don’t suck anymore? I guess I need to watch football more often than once a …

2013-01-13: @webin: What’s the best way to submit feature requests? Email? Twitter?

2013-01-12: RT @matthew_d_green: If we can have a copyright act named after Sonny Bono, we can have a copyright …

2013-01-12: RT @alexknowshtml: Today is messy. Find someone you love and hug them.

2013-01-12: Remove United States District Attorney Carmen Ortiz from office for overreach in the case of Aaron …

2013-01-12: Posthumously pardon Aaron Swartz. t.co/3aGDznL4

2013-01-12: RT @Moniker42: Aaron Swartz, co-founder of Reddit, co-author of RSS 1.0, internet pioneer, committed …

2013-01-12: RT @jonpierce: So sad to hear about @aaronsw. A bright young activist crushed by the weight of a …

2013-01-12: @ipstenu: Well, you can always ask us on the forums if you need us to take a look at your issue. :)

2013-01-12: Dredd: 7/10 t.co/BNzJjUA9. Similar plot to “The Raid: Redemption”, but with Hollywood …

2013-01-12: Aaron Swartz, a pioneer of the modern web, RSS, Reddit, and Demand Progress, has committed suicide. …

2013-01-12: @vada: I have my eye on the same sort of SSD upgrade in the next few months. Already bumped to 16GB …

2013-01-12: RT @x10: Watching Californians scrape a teeny bit of frost off their cars is really cute.

2013-01-12: Looper: 8/10 t.co/aH6THuBP. A surprisingly good time-twist movie, although the lead actor looks …

2013-01-11: >> @iconmaster: The Wii outsold the Wii U for the month of December. Really. → …

2013-01-11: Watching a movie on an actual, physical, Blu-ray disc. I’d forgotten how many warnings and ads they …

2013-01-10: RT @PHPsea: Tonights @AWSSDKforPHP presentation at the Seattle PHP Meetup - LIVE! t.co/DgxAdEKB

2013-01-10: @tylerhall: Yes. It reboots into emulated Wii OS to do it.

2013-01-10: Okay, okay, okay. Giving this whole “Doctor Who” show a whirl. → t.co/QrZJtNUu

2013-01-10: Although, I’m wondering why @wilw tends to play a sarcastic jerk and @feliciaday tends to play a …

2013-01-10: Just finished catching up with Eureka on @Netflix. Another @feliciaday and @wilw reunion! :)

2013-01-10: RT @mantia: LOL, remember when Netflix was going to split their company and create …

2013-01-10: RT @marcoarment: Console gamers are great. Lots of opinions. But I think I’ll go back to …

2013-01-09: Breaking Bad. t.co/gy2yxZcZ → t.co/Rjm2laiE

2013-01-09: Standing downtown, waiting for my bus. Suddenly catch a whiff of weed. It’s a guy 10 feet away from …

2013-01-09: RT @marcoarment: “This costs 80 Microsoft Points and you only have 160 in your account. Add …

2013-01-09: RT @the_mantrout: Sorry @mashable , but I’m afraid I have to mark you as spam… How many …

2013-01-09: RT @netflix: It’s confirmed! #ArrestedDevelopment. 14 Episodes. May. Only on Netflix. #TCA13

2013-01-09: @jouborg: Still digging into the repo, but yeah, you’re welcome. :)

2013-01-09: It’s snowing at home. Crap. → t.co/X2AwfL3E

2013-01-09: I don’t think “OS X Ocelot” is ever going to happen. → t.co/xyO8xRQe

2013-01-09: Didn’t Apple announce Mountain Lion around this time last year? Any bets on what the next cat will …

2013-01-08: @codinghorror @turacma: Coming from the guy who can’t figure out how to use Git…

2013-01-05: I learned this lesson the hard way. Even though I’d love to start another web company, I never …

2013-01-05: Wow. Turning on my PS3 for the first time in a while. They really, really made the Playstation Store …

2013-01-05: >> @treestman: I hear many companies at CES ‘13 will provide updated shipping dates on …

2013-01-04: Just posted a photo @ Stonehedge Village Apartments t.co/wBNcZBub

2013-01-04: @cakephp_dennis: I know, right?

2013-01-04: The Kindle Fire HD supports all 3 HTML5 video formats. Does anything else support H.264, WebM and …

2013-01-04: @gsnedders: So much is wrong with this. :)

2013-01-03: RT @marcoarment: Love how everyone’s saying “OF COURSE NETBOOKS SUCKED, MINE’S COLLECTING DUST” and …

2013-01-03: RT @scottpoythress: there are now teenagers who weren’t around for Y2K. happy new year, …

2013-01-03: RT @sd: If you don’t have the balls to deploy to production at 7pm on New Years Eve, then …

2013-01-02: >> @longstride: Dude in coffee shop: “What operating system do you have? I’m thinking …

2013-01-02: >> @chartier: Amazon announces more Kindle non-statistics, assures everyone its …

2013-01-02: What Could Have Entered the Public Domain on January 1, 2013? t.co/WkqGgkMl → t.co/np9ikrLx

2013-01-02: Dear designers of the world, there are other fonts that exist which are not part of the Helvetica …

2013-01-01: …oh, and Happy New Year! :) → t.co/JbHUJmYg

2013-01-01: I can’t begin to describe how poor the customer experience is with the U.S. Postal Service. If …

2012-12-30: Why doesn’t IMDb have an API yet for allowing me to access my own freaking data? I’m …

2012-12-30: >> @t0dd: I just dropped my iPhone 5 from 5+ feet onto a hardwood floor. It landed …

2012-12-30: Pink Floyd. t.co/Ur7IFcPY → t.co/tUtdpbRa

2012-12-28: RT @hijinksensue: “By Grabthar’s hammer… what a savings.”

2012-12-28: RT @GoAngelo: Of course, Republicans and Democrats managed to overcome gridlock to reauthorize …

2012-12-28: RT @niniane: If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day. If you teach them how …

2012-12-28: Seriously considering writing a static blogging engine from scratch and moving it to S3/CloudFront. …

2012-12-28: Running Windows Update on a fresh copy of Windows XP SP2 so that I can have IE8 on-hand. Realizing …

2012-12-27: “‘I Am Adam Lanza’s Mother’: A Mom’s Perspective On The Mental Illness Conversation In America.” …

2012-12-27: “Forgive me for answering the first part of your question in the style of a fairy tale, but it’s the …

2012-12-27: A long, but very interesting read — especially in the post-9/11 world. “‘I’ve got nothing to hide’ …

2012-12-26: Picked up a Wii U Deluxe Edition this morning along with the “New Super Mario Bros. U”. Once this …

2012-12-26: Wayne’s World turned 20 this year. Now think about how old that makes you… → t.co/v7pADkWV

2012-12-25: 12/12/12: 1/10 t.co/26z1I00Z. “The Last Air Bender” could’ve won an Oscar compares …

2012-12-25: Django Unchained: 8/10 t.co/R3VgMW9b. Lots of mindless banter and a healthy dose of blood splatter. …

2012-12-25: Django Unchained, the new film by Quentin Tarantino. Looking forward to lots of mindless banter and …

2012-12-25: Received Jaws on Blu-ray from my sister for Christmas (thanks, Laura!). It came with a downloadable …

2012-12-25: Back from a great week-long vacation with friends and family back home. Merry Christmas ADN, …

2012-12-24: Merry Christmas Eve, everyone! → t.co/OQegCXtN

2012-12-23: United Airlines sucks. They, American Airlines and US Airways are three airlines I’ll never use …

2012-12-23: >> @zero: I just priced out a fully spec’d 27” iMac with a 3TB Fusion …

2012-12-22: My last day home before I fly back to my apartment in Seattle. I wish it were easier to move back. …

2012-12-21: ♫ soundtracking “Midnight” by The Birthday Massacre t.co/5rrn20Mv

2012-12-18: RT @CrazyFact_: People with a low self esteem are 85% more likely to criticize someone else to make …

2012-12-16: The best startup incubator ever. “The Pinboard Investment Co-Prosperity Cloud.” t.co/hcGaRCmM → …

2012-12-15: Dear TSA, your people are stupid and I hate you. → t.co/8G7zpiIq

2012-12-15: RT @zachbraff: Quick observation: the most hateful pro gun tweets headed my way are horribly …

2012-12-15: RT @zachbraff: No one is saying you can’t have your gun, crazy angry gun guy. But most of the …

2012-12-14: Argh! Went through the process of providing extremely detailed information as I was exchanging …

2012-12-14: My favorite Mac apps: Music and Video Apps t.co/vWiZsRRo → t.co/NBTLtlyo

2012-12-14: 26 killed — including 18 children — in elementary school tragedy. t.co/CWH5DYow → t.co/uRT1lplr

2012-12-14: >> @laurakalbag: OK, I’m starting to get really depressed about the lack of …

2012-12-13: RT @rjs: Reviewing a UI w/o a specific purpose in mind versus actually caring about the task …

2012-12-13: RT @rjs: But there’s still a big spectrum between UI decisions that reveal, afford, and …

2012-12-13: RT @rjs: Capability doesn’t just mean back-end wiring. If users don’t understand a …

2012-12-13: RT @Carrie: “…you fall in love with this extraordinary person and over time they begin …

2012-12-13: RT @applespotlight: Google Maps -> click person icon -> click gear -> about, …

2012-12-13: My favorite Mac apps: Day-to-day Apps t.co/fCfXyfyl → t.co/MAoBmFbg

2012-12-12: Loved “Heart” by Angel Haze on @Lastfm. t.co/1C5v2M28 → t.co/FS9v1UYa

2012-12-12: >> @pth: So uhm Google made their Maps without iPad support? WTH → t.co/pEk7RzFA

2012-12-12: >> @aaandy: @infodriveway Me. I fully understand but don’t personally agree with …

2012-12-12: Wow. The current-generation iOS apps from Google have really come a long way, haven’t they? …

2012-12-12: Upgraded to @1Password 4.0 for iOS. Seems much cleaner, faster, better organized. Great job, guys! → …

2012-12-12: Rob’s a good dude to work with. — “@rob: Hi all - looking for a junior software developer for …

2012-12-12: Did the definition of “rock music” change when I wasn’t looking? What’s up with Fun, Mumford, Black …

2012-12-12: Republicans almost did something good and positive for the world we live in, then changed their …

2012-12-11: >> @aj: Kids today have no idea what AOL is. Think about that. Think about that real …

2012-12-10: You’re going to encounter a lot of closed doors in your life. If you want one to open for you, you’d …

2012-12-10: Ran out of prescription meds on Saturday. Didn’t leave the house yesterday. Refilled my prescription …

2012-12-10: RT @sircambridge: “Good programmers manage to get a lot done anyway. But often it requires …

2012-12-09: Couch? Check. Warm fleece blanket? Check. Queued-up episodes of Dexter? Check. A million dollars? No …

2012-12-09: @UseClear: I’ve done that 3 or 4 times already. Any other tips?

2012-12-07: @UseClear: How can I get help for this issue?

2012-12-07: @UseClear: I purchased and downloaded Clear from the Mac App Store, and when I open it, it says …

2012-12-07: ♫ soundtracking “Zero” by @SmashingPumpkin t.co/7ALTFl69

2012-12-07: If you like really good classic hip-hop, check out “Bizarre Tribe: A Quest to The Pharcyde” …

2012-12-07: @jenny_wade, @joshlobis: I want to watch/support your show without paying for 100 channels I don’t …

2012-12-07: RT @jeffbarr: #AWS Expansion in Brazil - Elastic #Beanstalk, Provisioned IOPS for #EBS and #RDS - …

2012-12-07: RT @tylerhall: I’m trying really hard not to write a Pandora Mac client.

2012-12-07: RT @rands: A good leader makes themselves irrelevant. Eventually.

2012-12-07: RT @mabersold: If John McAfee was arrested, are they going to be giving him a 30 day trial?

2012-12-07: @jenny_wade @WeddingBandTBS: Is the wedding band on Hulu yet? I can’t find it! :(

2012-12-06: @kirkryyn: I did the generation with var_export(), then tweaked the alignment by hand.

2012-12-06: @kirkryyn: Thanks!

2012-12-06: I’m gonna need to wash this off with a little Red Hot Chili Peppers, Foo Fighters, Carly Rae Jes— …

2012-12-06: Enjoying the poppiness of the new Ke$ha album. Entering the shame spiral in 3… 2… 1… → t.co/pdxgc7q7

2012-12-06: I just quoted a message that somebody sent me. Between Netbot and Tweetbot running on multiple iOS …

2012-12-06: It’s after midnight, and I still haven’t been able to fall asleep. My 6am self is going to be really …

2012-12-06: “@meeech: @skyzyx rush before holiday app store closure (for updates).” Ahhh. That’s right. But …

2012-12-06: I have received 16 iOS app updates today. What’s the deal?! → t.co/FoIVLKB7

2012-12-06: >> @cdevroe: So @netbot supports Stream Marker. So if #Wedge does I’d be all set! → …

2012-12-06: RT @jedschmidt: bummed that AWS’s awkward API choices don’t end at HTTP/JSON/XML. their …

2012-12-05: Traffic t.co/DYZ4evQM

2012-12-05: Up t.co/bQMQbNiA

2012-12-05: Winter t.co/gal5CNMr

2012-12-05: RT @lsegal: AWS SDK for Node.js docs are powered by YARD, by the way! t.co/Y7QkRfDk

2012-12-04: RT @lsegal: AWS SDK for Node.js preview release is out! t.co/wwI1wg4L

2012-12-04: RT @jeffbarr: AWS SDK for #node.js - Now Available in Preview Form - t.co/3xE5Z4k9 #aws #javascript

2012-12-04: @kirkryyn: Sorry. Yes!

2012-12-04: A 2.2 GHz Intel Core i7 and 16 GB of RAM, and Word still takes 5 minutes to launch from a cold …

2012-12-04: At least my Android 4.0 tablet is useful as a clock. And as a way to test apps and sites on Android. …

2012-12-04: @drewm: All of the SDKs have supported HTML5 video mine types for a couple of years now.

2012-12-04: RT @mtdowling: Guzzle’s in Drupal 8, Goutte, and the AWS SDK for PHP. Looking for a PHP HTTP …

2012-12-03: @rmccue: Comments: t.co/2UZgErrN :)

2012-12-01: Fat doesn’t make you fat. Carbs do. [Infographic] t.co/mODHX1sk → t.co/FYieYYBJ

2012-11-29: Speaking of terrible new icons from Apple, what’s up with the new remote icon? t.co/2PBmRnd2 → …

2012-11-28: >> @spacekatgal: That’s why the best leadership model for leading geeks has to …

2012-11-28: RT @mantia: I can block people on Facebook but I can’t block companies?

2012-11-28: @lsegal: Glenn’s face is hilarious. :)

2012-11-28: @rmccue: In-progress. t.co/3E9njZJB

2012-11-28: @rmccue: I didn’t code dump. I’ve just been developing on my fork. Full commit history in-place.

2012-11-28: @rmccue: Haha. Yeah. It was time to push my rewrite to master. Sorry dude.

2012-11-28: @rmccue: ???

2012-11-28: RT @the_mantrout: A little jealous of my coworkers at #aws #reinvent but I’m hopeful …

2012-11-28: RT @jeremeamia: Are you a PHP developer at #reinvent? Come talk to me at the developer lounge.

2012-11-28: @gav @SteveEdson: Yeah, let me get something together for you.

2012-11-28: Something I never knew: Sylvester Stallone co-wrote the screenplay for “Rambo: First Blood Part II” …

2012-11-28: The Release Windows Archaism. t.co/cZs43jdR → t.co/TgWaxGYo

2012-11-28: Apple’s Astonishing Profit in Context. t.co/7xCGFc0I → t.co/KEUnEEHY

2012-11-28: Earth’s most customer-centric company (http://t.co/qudnG9Aa) still lacks VoiceOver accessibility …

2012-11-27: Time’s “Person of the Year” poll has Jay-Z, Marissa Mayer, Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney, Joe Biden, …

2012-11-26: RT @lsegal: I’mma let you finish but @YourInAmerica is the best Twitter account of all time. …

2012-11-26: RT @YourInAmerica: It’s “you’re.” Also, we speak English. RT @TestCase2Try …

2012-11-26: RT @tonybgoode: All this shit is pointless if you don’t have people you care about to share it …

2012-11-26: @rmccue: it’s a giant shopping weekend in preparation for Christmas.

2012-11-26: RT @lsegal: If you do Ruby and you’re going to be at re:Invent you should come by the AWS dev …

2012-11-26: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 1.5.17.1: t.co/cHLaTSoJ This release adds support for archiving …

2012-11-26: RT @jeremeamia: Any PHP devs I know going to be at re:Invent? Let me know if you are so we can …

2012-11-26: RT @Werner: if you are heading to Vegas for AWS re: Invent you should download the mobile app: …

2012-11-26: Up escalator t.co/4kwmpQNt

2012-11-26: Reinforcement t.co/BZfvpGqs

2012-11-26: Down escalator t.co/E0J3gXJB

2012-11-26: Don’t do it! t.co/jXJ2EnGX

2012-11-26: Busway t.co/0nB1C5J7

2012-11-26: Downtown @ Amazon - Blackfoot (SEA33) t.co/m3MLK9Yj

2012-11-26: RT @mantia: Hey guys. GUYS! What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalepeño business.

2012-11-26: >> @luken7: Ok, off to Vegas for #AWS re:invent → t.co/3U8YBFrJ

2012-11-26: RT @garnaat: I’ll be in Las Vegas all week for AWS Re:Invent. Let’s talk!

2012-11-26: RT @smashingmag: “Design shouldn’t be a resource in the product development; it should …

2012-11-26: RT @jeremeamia: Skyfall was pretty good with that whole James Bond crossover, but I liked the …

2012-11-26: @wiseg1rly: Patrón Silver is my favorite. :)

2012-11-26: >> @chartier: It’s 2012 and my bank’s website doesn’t let me view the actual things I …

2012-11-26: >> @erikschmidt: I’m coming around to the notion that in our era valuing …

2012-11-26: I just got really excited that my 6-piece spa-collection towel set has shipped. Towels. I’m excited …

2012-11-26: Biggest sales day for Kindle as Amazon sells three times unknown number! t.co/aBhEJZxd → …

2012-11-24: Loved “How” by Lisa Loeb on @Lastfm. t.co/vG6HsVBt → t.co/Rcbqd3s9

2012-11-24: RT @GeorgeTakei: Lincoln & the final Twilight opened same week. One concerns a dark chapter …

2012-11-24: @SteveEdson @gav: I’m going to get started on writing some expanded documentation around this. …

2012-11-24: @SteveEdson @gav: But I think that you guys are right with regard to needing better documentation …

2012-11-24: @SteveEdson @gav: Check out from GitHub, run php composer.phar install —dev, then phing phar to …

2012-11-24: @gav @SteveEdson: With regard to the SSL fix, why not pull the latest revision from the master …

2012-11-24: @gav @SteveEdson: There’s a greater support cost.

2012-11-24: @gav @SteveEdson: We don’t want to encourage people to use the old school zip file, because it’s far …

2012-11-24: @gav @SteveEdson: Yeah, that was on purpose. Composer automatically handles dependency resolution …

2012-11-24: @gav: Do we know about the SSL issue? Have you posted to the AWS forums or GitHub issues?

2012-11-24: @gav: You can grab a zip from GitHub for each tagged release if that better fits your workflow. You …

2012-11-24: @gav: Composer is the unofficial replacement for PEAR, and has been embraced by the community. What …

2012-11-24: @gav: AWS, PHP and its patterns had changed so much since 2005, it really required us to re-build it …

2012-11-24: RT @acleon: Hooray for this. The old AWS API for PHP was archaic. t.co/4ThSY2qU

2012-11-24: @acleon: AWS, PHP and its patterns had changed so much since 2005, it really required us to re-build …

2012-11-24: RT @breerly: New AWS #PHP SDK uses #Symfony2 & #Guzzle. t.co/Uo7Zu6rd Like how they shipped …

2012-11-24: RT @taylorbuley: Send @awscloud a pull request to fix their new PHP SDK docs. Merged to master …

2012-11-24: @mikearpaia: AWS, PHP and its patterns had changed so much since 2005, it really required us to …

2012-11-24: ♫ soundtracking “Groovy” by Kaleidoscope String Quartet t.co/Ahulqrhu

2012-11-23: Black Friday & Cyber Monday for Designers and Web Developers! All Items 75% OFF! - …

2012-11-23: Walmart. Mob mentality. One day after Thanksgiving. t.co/1oqRUhDz → t.co/TfgKjyOL

2012-11-23: >> @cdevroe: @djsteen It is hard to keep the life-work balance in check when you love …

2012-11-23: Amazing bluegrass at the TED conference. t.co/RhNDzxyp (Video format: MP4) → t.co/0YHKy4F6

2012-11-22: If you get a lot of deliveries and have an iPhone/iPod/iPad, check out the Delivery Status app. Just …

2012-11-22: OH: “No seriously, that was like coming-from-a-dad deep.” → t.co/n9nYZ4fX

2012-11-22: ♫ soundtracking “Good Time” by @carlyraejepsen t.co/mtBLfZhP

2012-11-20: >> @pth: Forgot to replace tooth with money. I feel like a wall of lies is about to …

2012-11-19: @NathanFillion: Catching up on Castle. Nice nod to fans in the Nebula-9 episode. :)

2012-11-18: Happy 84th birthday to Mickey Mouse! (1928-11-18) → t.co/iEHHX0LP

2012-11-18: V/H/S: 7/10. t.co/JB5ZP0f7. One of the better “found footage” horror flicks.

2012-11-17: OH: “Not a foot guy, huh? Or do you need girls without feet? … Nubs or GTFO!” → t.co/tXAz7Gbu

2012-11-15: RT @joedevon: Dear AMZN, it’s 2012. Learn about the concept of persistence. Like when you …

2012-11-15: RT @chartier: I’M REALLY ANGRY YOU’RE GOING TO CHARGE MONEY FOR AN UPGRADE SO I’M GOING TO SWITCH TO …

2012-11-14: Got Halo 4 last week, and Call of Duty: Black Ops II yesterday. Which one should I play this evening …

2012-11-14: .@ramsey @weierophinney: It doesn’t. It simply tells me where I’m not allowed to use line breaks. …

2012-11-14: RT @jeffbarr: Developers (#Mobile), Developers (#Ruby), Developers (#Java) - New #aws Blogs - …

2012-11-14: RT @turacma: The AWS Mobile Developer Blog is now live. Myself and other mobile devs will be posting …

2012-11-14: RT @lsegal: We just launched blogs for the Ruby SDK (and others)! We also renamed our org to aws and …

2012-11-14: RT @lsegal: FYI the aws-sdk GitHub repo is moving to t.co/qJIT8mnE

2012-11-14: .@ramsey @weierophinney: Unless you’re following PSR-2, of course. :)

2012-11-14: >> @jasonsmith: There’s two types of people. Those that prefer to do their web …

2012-11-14: RT @cyberduckapp: New snapshot build (Mac) with support for Sydney bucket location (S3). #aws

2012-11-14: @wiseg1rly: Hahaha! Every technical person in the room will cringe and roll their eyes. :)

2012-11-13: Any divorced parents around? If you live long distances away (too far for a 50/50 split), but you …

2012-11-13: Out of the hundreds of bands that my friend Zach has introduced me to, The Birthday Massacre is one …

2012-11-12: Trying to settle back into the grind after a really great weekend. Excited to make plans for the …

2012-11-12: >> @jiva: You’ll only regret paying more for the best once. You’ll regret …

2012-11-11: Skyfall: 8/10 t.co/imC9jWEE.

2012-11-11: OH:: “You make me want to be a serial killer…”

2012-11-09: ♫ soundtracking “Until the Day I Die” by Story of the Year t.co/S6tknrqQ

2012-11-07: Wreck-It Ralph: 9/10 t.co/7KrDRnpB. A Disney Animation Studios film, but it has Pixar’s …

2012-11-07: >> @zero: When you ship a new release, and you end up breaking something that you …

2012-11-07: RT @technosophos: Amazon’s new PHP AWS library is looking good. t.co/k0Vw3Goa

2012-11-07: RT @jeremeamia: Awesome! The new #AWS SDK for #PHP is trending on GitHub. Trend page: t.co/8RYPatZ3. …

2012-11-07: RT @leggettsteven: AWS PHP SDK is using Symphony 2 EventDispatcher - Pretty neat! t.co/wtXwk1I5

2012-11-07: RT @artofserviceIT: Version 2 of the AWS SDK for PHP t.co/UjE5AtZY

2012-11-07: RT @giberti: Ug. Sometimes making things more flexible, makes them less usable. t.co/6nlAuHNk #aws …

2012-11-07: RT @timanderson: #aws has rewritten its SDK for PHP with “modern PHP coding patterns”

2012-11-07: RT @albert1t0: Amazon Resets AWS’s PHP SDK t.co/qtscLlMk

2012-11-07: RT @gabrielgciafdez: AWS SDK for PHP 2.0.0 - t.co/Reuxmj8X #webdev #aws #php

2012-11-07: RT @DevoKun: t.co/WsjYBNdl #AWS rewrites the #PHP #SDK from the ground up to take advantage of #PHP …

2012-11-07: RT @robertkraig: @dshafik you ought to look into using composer, lots of new great projects using it …

2012-11-07: RT @weaverryan: The new Amazon PHP SDK, written with modern standards, using the Symfony2 Event …

2012-11-07: >> @aaandy: Is anybody using Amazon Glacier yet? I’m thinking of it as an …

2012-11-07: At 3pm, I’m finally grabbing lunch. I think a sandwich sounds good. → t.co/Wx7gqJmO

2012-11-06: The @Xbox SmartGlass app just came out, and it still doesn’t support iPhone 5. → t.co/c6PBUZG6

2012-11-05: The Economist: America could do better than Barack Obama; sadly, Mitt Romney does not fit the bill. …

2012-11-05: RT @dcurtis: Bureaucracy is an illusion created by bad management.

2012-11-05: He knows I’m about to leave for work, so he’s hiding-out. t.co/RmNMN5Kd → t.co/CIypbHfv

2012-11-05: Ergh. I’ve been procrastinating on voting because I haven’t had time to read all of this yet. …

2012-11-05: RT @DavidKaneda: Sometimes, I’m scared I’ll reply too quickly to texts with iMessage from my desk, …

2012-11-05: “No silly, didn’t you know that the President is responsible for any and all economic events …

2012-11-04: “[…] it manages to almost completely avoid what should have been the big elephant in the room: Apple …

2012-11-04: “Instead of a candid discussion of how to address pressing issues […] we’ve seen even more …

2012-11-04: In response to “DEAR APPLE: I’m Leaving You” t.co/rz0Lnrkc → t.co/zURjtReh

2012-11-04: There’s plenty of Athiestic rhetoric out there too. Lots of people base their belief in emotion …

2012-11-04: Being an intelligent Christian who understands that science and faith are complimentary, not …

2012-11-04: “Obama is a Muslim, a communist and an athiest!” “Well, which is he? A Muslim or an athiest?” “He’s …

2012-11-04: #politics Ohio Romney Rally: Lots of rhetoric and Obama-hating, no critical thinking or rational …

2012-11-04: >> @gruber: So Laurene Powell Jobs is now the single largest shareholder of the …

2012-11-04: >> @jasonsmith: So Apple sacked a guy who didn’t play nice with others but was more or …

2012-11-04: >> @ruprect: Only 10 political ads in the mail today? I am disappoint. → t.co/gBvcWubI

2012-11-04: RT @frandieguez: Working with the new AWS for PHP library is a pleasure: PSR-0 and composer …

2012-11-04: @rmccue: Hey, I take what I can get. :)

2012-11-03: Seriously? t.co/hEVhVOEQ #design #theft → t.co/62qyrD93

2012-11-03: RT @ericzoo: Version 2 of the AWS SDK for PHP t.co/c9cPTZBD

2012-11-03: RT @AnthonySterling: Very nice to see the new #AWS SDK for #PHP uses #Symfony Components, #Composer …

2012-11-03: @timkofu: Boto is the official AWS SDK for Python.

2012-11-03: RT @cveira: Interesting: Version 2 of the AWS SDK for PHP @ t.co/ki8ZjpSx

2012-11-03: RT @mykehsd: Amazon PHP SDK v2 now built on #guzzle and #symfony2 #eventdispatcher #PSR0 and …

2012-11-03: RT @JamieLeSouef: all you #PHP #ninjas out there (like me) AWS PHP SDK2 t.co/eYg20Rnk …

2012-11-03: The kids were complaining about doing chores while I was “sitting there doing nothing” …

2012-11-03: RT @frandieguez: AWS for PHP get an huge update: integrates Symfony2 EventDispatcher and supports …

2012-11-03: RT @craigmarvelley: The new AWS SDK for PHP is built on Guzzle and looks much nicer: t.co/5OxGO1oF …

2012-11-03: RT @jansor: Seems like AWS finally got a sane PHP SDK: t.co/pObptT4R

2012-11-03: RT @mza: The #AWS SDK for PHP, version 2: t.co/bXrgtwM7

2012-11-03: RT @al3xdm: New #aws php sdk (V2) is pretty nifty, nice seeing something else built ontop of guzzle …

2012-11-02: “We’re not friends, we’re not enemies. We’re just strangers with some memories.” → t.co/RgTSh7pO

2012-11-02: RT @BeDrivenbyData: Amazon Web Services Blog: Version 2 of the AWS SDK for PHP t.co/TeXhTHrM #AWS …

2012-11-02: RT @JayHealey: The new version of the Amazon Web Service SDK for PHP is out - looks slick! …

2012-11-02: RT @neofreko: Version 2 of the AWS SDK for PHP t.co/jzJoyAiY

2012-11-02: RT @osmanungur: AWS SDK for PHP rewritten! t.co/N9EhJsl7

2012-11-02: RT @pragmaticism: RT @mza: The #AWS SDK for PHP, version 2: t.co/mfKEVgnT [finally! now all we need …

2012-11-02: RT @Swop: Good news: Release of AWS SDK for PHP 2.0.0, which use the Symfony2 EventDispatcher!! …

2012-11-02: RT @futurecat: Symfony2 Event Dispatcher inside. MT @AWSSDKforPHP: t.co/MR2zqciK Introducing AWS SDK …

2012-11-02: RT @meandmymonkey: Awesome: Version 2 of the AWS SDK for PHP #symfony #composerphp t.co/Nb2zLzw3

2012-11-02: RT @lsegal: @Skyzyx do or do not there is no try! /cc @mtdowling

2012-11-02: RT @BeDrivenbyData: Amazon Web Services Blog: Version 2 of the AWS SDK for PHP t.co/zGBSdB6j #AWS …

2012-11-02: RT @Beryllium9: @KevinSMcArthur I’m sure you’ll be a fan of the installation …

2012-11-02: RT @mtdowling: Released a new version of the official AWS SDK for PHP. Now built on top of Guzzle: …

2012-11-02: RT @Cloud_Articles: Version 2 of the AWS SDK for PHP: I’m happy to announce that version 2 of …

2012-11-02: Current status: Shipped! t.co/kKBN4Ya0 → t.co/AyNwHJC1

2012-11-02: RT @jeffbarr: Version 2 of the #AWS SDK for #PHP: t.co/z1PEv4kv

2012-11-02: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 2.0.0: t.co/Q3UP0GFU Introducing AWS SDK for PHP 2. It has been …

2012-11-02: RT @chartier: Nonpartisan tax report withdrawn after GOP throws signature hissyfit because the …

2012-11-02: RT @mantia: Not enough credit is given to Bob Iger, the man who was actually able to acquire Pixar, …

2012-11-02: >> @ideadbaby: Ugh. I hate waiting for ups. Pure hell. It’s like when you watch …

2012-11-02: >> @jasonsmith: Why couldn’t business insider be one of the sites to go down …

2012-11-02: >> @mattgemmell: I am steadfastly withholding some stars from non-VoiceOver-accessible …

2012-11-02: RT @trevorrowe: AWS Elastic Beanstalk now supports Ruby! t.co/1rmhadjj

2012-11-02: RT @lsegal: Cool. Ruby support on Elastic Beanstalk is live! t.co/iGMhBi6h

2012-11-01: There are few things better than coming home to a puppy who’s very happy to see you. t.co/vLMSL6Ic → …

2012-11-01: RT @TeaPartyCat: Everyone’s a libertarian until their state is under 10 feet of water.

2012-11-01: RT @funkatron: “The real crime here is a two party system that prevents citizens from choosing …

2012-11-01: Code that should be working is not working. Trying to resolve @inheritdoc tags in PHP source means …

2012-11-01: Who are Americans going to elect? The Mormon or the Muslim? → t.co/VsIDD2It

2012-11-01: “It started as a side project in a silent fit of Volatile rage.” I love @rands’ …

2012-10-30: #politics Ind: 40% Dem: 31% Rep: 27% [Source: t.co/1IJ5iRUt] How much longer can the candidates …

2012-10-30: #politics All it takes is 5% of the vote for a political party to break through into primary-party …

2012-10-30: #politics The U.S. Presidential election is a week away. If you genuinely don’t agree with the …

2012-10-30: @kirkryyn @mtdowling: What’d you have in mind?

2012-10-30: @kirkryyn @mtdowling: At present I’m simply pulling down Apache’s mime types, adding a handful more, …

2012-10-30: @mtdowling @kirkryyn: The Apache 2.0 license, IIRC.

2012-10-30: At least Pixar and LucasArts are together again… → t.co/1o2RSave

2012-10-30: RT @iH8sn0w: Looks like the iPad Mini got the ID “iPad2,5” and the new A6X iPad got …

2012-10-30: RT @x10: Dear recruiters of the world: I AM NOT A JAVA DEVELOPER!!!!!!!!!!!

2012-10-30: RT @acarboni: Thank god Star Wars is no longer in the hands of a company that waters down and over …

2012-10-30: @funkatron: Effexor, dude. Effexor.

2012-10-30: >> @pth: I probably shouldn’t be surprised but still am. There are people running …

2012-10-30: RT @design: A big welcome to @mikeindustries as he starts his first day @twitter today, as our new …

2012-10-30: RT @fredbenenson: PRAY FOR US-EAST-1

2012-10-30: RT @lsegal: From what I understand, something happened in baseball tonight.

2012-10-29: Installed Android 4.0.4 (Cyanogenmod 9) on my HP TouchPad this evening. I’ll do a proper …

2012-10-28: I rated Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 4/10 t.co/HtVNu0Kz #IMDb

2012-10-28: I rated Sinister 7/10 t.co/5igkPS5U #IMDb

2012-10-28: “In its attempts to wedge the Surface between the iPad and the laptop, Microsoft seems to have …

2012-10-28: Another review of the Microsoft Surface buying experience. This one by @Marco Arment. t.co/bNXzXJKm …

2012-10-28: Is any surprised by the initial Microsoft Surface RT reviews? Anybody? t.co/0lXV2k4b If Microsoft …

2012-10-27: For my fellow screenshot junkies, here’s my Metro desktop (http://t.co/iHWXoPR5) and my …

2012-10-27: Ah, thanks. WinKey (i.e., Command on my Mac) was bringing up the Mac task-switcher. Alt (i.e., …

2012-10-27: @ddia: Jumping between Metro and the Desktop feels really disjointed. The tablet+desktop approach …

2012-10-27: I believe that Microsoft is irrelevant in the modern age. I keep waiting for them to prove me wrong, …

2012-10-27: Jumping back and forth between Metro (i.e., the NEW Start Menu… um… screen), and the …

2012-10-27: If you use Windows at home, and don’t know all that much about computers, hold-off on the …

2012-10-27: Metro is only partially-baked. They sacrificed obviousness for overt simplicity (/cc @sdw), and it …

2012-10-27: Running Windows 8 Pro in VMware Fusion on my Mac. Performs MUCH better with 2GB RAM and 2 CPU cores …

2012-10-27: @lorenb: “OOPSIE” isn’t in the Letterpress dictionary. Neither is “BLARG”.

2012-10-27: Ah, what the heck. Why not? t.co/poxOCaeR → t.co/65684XDz

2012-10-27: Trying out Bing (yes, really). Attempting to get free MS Points for my Xbox. Disclosure: Clicking …

2012-10-26: Forever alone… @ Safeway t.co/FfY73LDB

2012-10-26: ♫ soundtracking “Every Breath You Take” by The Police t.co/LrwJqd2H

2012-10-26: @rdohms @mtdowling: Bashing? PSR-0 is awesome! What is there to bash? Now PSR-2 is something worth …

2012-10-26: @chartier: Not conservatives… Republicans. Some conservatives are pro-Obama.

2012-10-26: RT @mtdowling: Can Drupal 7 run on PHP 5.4?

2012-10-26: I’m falling a little behind on my podcasts. I think it’s still manageable though. I’d hate to …

2012-10-26: Oh, and no iPad mini for me just yet. I’m quite happy with my iPad 3, and I’ve already given Apple …

2012-10-26: The in-the-morning me is going to be really mad at the …

2012-10-25: “Tim Cook: iPad Mini Priced ‘Aggressively’.” t.co/8PLTIFP4 → t.co/ROtNtwuL

2012-10-25: RT @AmznLinuxSec: ALAS-2012-139: ruby18 Security Update - String Modification Vulnerability: Amazon …

2012-10-25: RT @skoop: OH: “The Framework Interoperability Group is like the United Nations for PHP” …

2012-10-25: @the_mantrout: Was that a serious question?

2012-10-25: Clever. “Steve Jobs would never…” t.co/heRXRTPL → t.co/6OJ9ywMp

2012-10-24: @crazycolours @gsnedders: Many of us are guys. You could’ve just stopped at “Two girls kissing…”

2012-10-24: RT @tylerhall: I miss Snow Leopard.

2012-10-24: RT @jeremeamia: Awesome keynote at #zendcon by Simone from #aws. Let me know if you want to chat …

2012-10-24: RT @NorthCreekLife: Don’t let the crazy person in the room have all the power.

2012-10-23: iPad 4 is really just an iPad 3.5. Faster CPU and Wi-Fi, with a Lightning port. I’m most interested …

2012-10-23: >> @sdw: Always fun how Apple times pre-order dates, huh. I wonder what happens on …

2012-10-22: Dear @Xbox, when might I see the dashboard update? Waiting excitedly, SkyzyxRP.

2012-10-22: Oh cool. Tech blogs are publishing the names of companies who foolishly put all of their …

2012-10-21: RT @rands: Engineers don’t like titles because most titles are lies.

2012-10-20: And this is why Nokia is in as much trouble as it is. “[…] expect[s] everything to turn around soon …

2012-10-20: Flying over Idaho. Only one more hour until we land. :) → t.co/JQEJkfjV

2012-10-20: Unfortunately, the in-flight wi-fi is only 0.5 Mbps, which is too slow for Netflix, Hulu or …

2012-10-20: Flying back to Seattle. Currently over the Dakotas. → t.co/OUUjZMXo

2012-10-20: RT @cheeaun: Windows Azure seems to support up to Node 0.8.2. #nodejs

2012-10-20: RT @cheeaun: Windows Azure’s management console is quite cool.

2012-10-20: RT @danrubin: Unsurprisingly, @amazon fails at sharing from the Kindle app.

2012-10-20: RT @tylerhall: Nearly a month in, @VerizonWireless LTE data is incredible. But their call quality is …

2012-10-19: Delving into conditional regex sub-patterns for the first time. Wish me luck! t.co/wcqM18RD → …

2012-10-19: RT @drewm: Stop worrying about SEO and put that energy into your content.

2012-10-19: “Study finds smartphone users top 1B for first time ever.” t.co/MpmqeD0b If you’re not designing for …

2012-10-19: The first funny thing I’ve seen from Saturday Night Live in a long time. t.co/LNfx38pX → …

2012-10-18: End of Watch: 7/10 t.co/UAdkaP2r

2012-10-17: RT @mantia: How we can solve the AK-47 problem: Contraceptives.

2012-10-17: “Did Apple and Google really spend more on patents than R&D? Yes – but it’s not all it …

2012-10-17: @VimeoStaff: iPad, which has native H.264 support for all supported browsers. No Flash support.

2012-10-17: Really, @Vimeo? t.co/RkzGLNe4

2012-10-16: RT @chartier: These debates are a joke. Both candidates often fail to answer the actual questions, …

2012-10-16: RT @chartier: Presidential candidates should be wearing lie detectors the entire time they’re on …

2012-10-14: Taco Bell for breakfast. → t.co/wmPeXF4E

2012-10-14: ♫ soundtracking “Tongue-Clucking Grammarian” by MC Frontalot t.co/To2igzQb

2012-10-13: >> @parker: Used apple maps turn by turn again. Worked perfectly. MapGate my ass. → …

2012-10-12: Me: Hey kids, can you clean up? (Nothing…) Me: Kids? (Nothing…) Me: I’m so glad that I don’t get …

2012-10-10: The Jr. High version of my best friend would be crushed. t.co/dqAYnJWe :( → t.co/qoqiowTe

2012-10-10: @JBrodkin: Sorry, I was being facetious. There’s no such thing as Amazon CloudStack. At all.

2012-10-09: For Nerds Only: “Glass Works: How Corning Created the Ultrathin, Ultrastrong Material of the …

2012-10-09: “Creative pushed Steve Jobs to armor up for the smartphone patent war.” t.co/R5mj4NbQ I remember …

2012-10-09: @JBrodkin: In your VMware article this morning, you mentioned “Amazon CloudStack”. Do …

2012-10-09: Ah, that time of the month when I fire-up Firefox, download the latest update, then forget about it …

2012-10-09: RT @magentogirl: “I am sorry, this was not in the original scope of work, we will have to …

2012-10-09: RT @x10: Sometimes I wish CSS had selectors that worked in reverse to get to the parent elements.

2012-10-09: >> @thoughtbrain: @netbot #bug I can’t unfollow. I get the error: “Not Found: cannot …

2012-10-09: Just did my first couple of unfollows on ADN. Don’t take it personally — I just never want to …

2012-10-09: >> @mrgan: “Apple’s new phone is so boring. They barely changed anything! …

2012-10-09: RT @gregmaletic: The number of Twitter mailing lists I have to recuse myself from is preposterous. …

2012-10-09: >> @parker: I have a feeling Tweetbot for Mac is going to be obscenely expensive (like …

2012-10-09: RT @Jeff_Daniels: Enough. All politicians must be required to make their own Under 30 kids & …

2012-10-09: RT @danielpunkass: The best thing about working for myself is none of my mistakes are preceded by …

2012-10-09: RT @snookca: Just used maps on ios6. Flawless victory.

2012-10-08: PHP developers: I’m proposing some enhancements to the PHPDoc standard to be voted-on as a …

2012-10-08: >> @laurakalbag: Misheard the Chocolatey Cheerios advert and thought they said it had …

2012-10-08: >> @mattgemmell: I think I’ll have a poster printed. Something like “This …

2012-10-08: @feliciaday @drhorrible: The commentary version is better. :)

2012-10-08: RT @BigZaphod: Just saw a short iPhone. LOL.

2012-10-08: @AppJudgment: Not sure what’s up with all the snark, but Apple Maps has been a really, really …

2012-10-08: RT @rjs: Design is what to do. Implementation is how to do it. Good product management shifts …

2012-10-08: “Old Maps vs. New Maps.” Let’s throw a little intelligent analysis into the recent Apple Maps …

2012-10-08: Tired of @Twitter, tweet spam, promoted tweets, and the killing-off of better Twitter clients? Check …

2012-10-07: Getting ADN notifications from Felix on my iPhone sitting next to me, while I read and post from …

2012-10-07: >> @schilling: Mac OS X 10.8.2 Supplemental Update 1.0 addresses an issue that may …

2012-10-07: >> @heathr: Guys: imagine that in half the movies you see, guys only show up in movies …

2012-10-07: >> @aurynn: I think that if “brands” and corporate “market …

2012-10-07: >> @squozen: The Jaws blu-ray I just got includes a feature that will let my blu-ray …

2012-10-07: The highlights of the Romney vs Obama presidential debate: Autotuned! t.co/AkdzEpZe

2012-10-07: “I’ve just about given up on Android.” t.co/GCvrMqHJ This is just one of several reasons why I just …

2012-10-07: “Retirees and near-retirees are leaving behind a devastated economy for their children … but are we …

2012-10-07: @chockenberry @rands: I do not like SourceCode Pro, no I don’t. I prefer Meslo LG S. :)

2012-10-07: @amitppate: Java SDK: t.co/6JyA7D8F; PHP SDK: latest release should handle this.

2012-10-06: My review of Apple’s new “EarPod” headphones. t.co/gOKjRHuv → t.co/2ibw8JPN

2012-10-06: RT @dcurtis: If you don’t constantly feel like everything you do is crap, you’ll never …

2012-10-06: RT @dcurtis: After using a Retina display for a while, all other displays are blurry, useless pieces …

2012-10-06: A band from the San Francisco Bay Area that I was a big fan of in the …

2012-10-06: RT @bmf: I do not honor Steve with tears. I honor him with shipping.

2012-10-06: Even more than ISOs or W3Cs or IETFs or PSRs or any other kind of standard, I really wish somebody …

2012-10-06: >> @ryanmclaughlin: Notification badge zero is the new inbox zero. → t.co/MHKaMulU

2012-10-06: RT @gsnedders: Compilers are such whiny bastards.

2012-10-06: Toad the Wet Sprocket re-recorded several of their best songs and released a new album with them? …

2012-10-06: >> @scottandrew: Romney as fad diet: promise fast results with no effort or sacrifice. …

2012-10-05: Okay self — no more staying up until 3am answering questions on Stack Overflow. … MUST COLLECT ALL …

2012-10-04: HP is in a tail-spin, and Meg Whitman is not the person to pull them out of it. She has no idea what …

2012-10-04: @jeremeamia: Yeah. I made sure to put the proper wifi settings in. I’ve been checking it.

2012-10-04: RT @jeffbarr: Amazon S3 - Support for Website Redirects - t.co/eYKF4muv #aws #s3 #lookoverthere

2012-10-04: I’m 11 days into the month, and I’ve already blown through half of my 4 GB data plan. Wow. → …

2012-10-04: >> @chartier: Podcasts need to get shorter. Good grief. → t.co/WBFoXVpE

2012-10-04: I spent 45 minutes catching up on 3 days of missed tweets because I haven’t been checking Twitter. …

2012-10-04: RT @lsegal: Just pushed v1.6.9 of the aws-sdk gem and completely revamped our process on Github to …

2012-10-04: RT @trevorrowe: We are now pushing ALL commits to Github for the aws-sdk gem. No longer dumping an …

2012-10-04: RT @NBCNews: Free birth control cuts abortion rate dramatically, study finds t.co/7TbB2OFa

2012-10-04: RT @factcheckdotorg: Romney said Obama doubled deficits. But Obama inherited $1.2T deficit when he …

2012-10-04: >> @cdevroe: I’m ready for iTunes 11. → t.co/ud6313wu

2012-10-04: >> @pth: I spent a good deal of time today reading over every detail of Twitter’s new …

2012-10-04: >> @jasonsmith: “What’s worse is that those who buy into the hype and purchase a …

2012-10-04: >> @q: @skyzyx Let’s take that a step further - get 50 fact-checkers on-stage as …

2012-10-04: >> @nella: @skyzyx We need real-time, fact-checking overlays. Or Tony Reali from …

2012-10-04: Tell Obama To Stop Siding With Copyright Trolls. t.co/xUFTLcji → t.co/H67jyCk3

2012-10-04: >> @berg: Am I alone in wishing that the next Presidential debate would be moderated …

2012-10-04: >> @stevey: A/S/L #IRC → t.co/UpwZRP6e

2012-10-04: >> @chartier: Apps for t.co/SvEbKnR9. Because, I’m sorry, GitHub is not a place …

2012-10-04: >> @spiritofnine: Obama is talking a lot of specifics, which is why he seems to be …

2012-10-04: Homescreen images seem to be all the rage today. Here are mine. t.co/sqiBO0kW → t.co/sapXAnnV

2012-10-04: >> @delboy: The actors (candidates) & razzmatazz attached to an election …

2012-10-03: RT @jeremeamia: @lsegal @skyzyx Robo Koopa is gonna get you!

2012-10-03: RT @lsegal: Totally watching Super Mario Bros Super Show on Netflix. Thanks @Skyzyx

2012-10-03: >> @jsnell: I think the rule of the political #debate in this country now is, just say …

2012-10-03: >> @darnell: Obama needs to stop blaming Bush and Mitt needs to stop interrupting the …

2012-10-03: >> @jason_: I thought Obama Care was modeled after Romney Care? #debates → …

2012-10-03: >> @segphault: The only real winner of tonight’s presidential debate: the …

2012-10-03: >> @jwisser: Neither President Obama nor Governor Romney seems to have the slightest …

2012-10-03: >> @marcamos: The first 25 minutes of this thing is the first 5 minutes repeated 5 …

2012-10-03: >> @spiritofnine: Romney has yet to communicate a clear platform. All I hear is …

2012-10-03: >> @jwolman: Good grief. Lehrer is letting these guys do whatever the hell they want. …

2012-10-03: >> @sng: The response to the assertion that decreasing taxes causes people to hire …

2012-10-03: >> @littlewing0906: Democracy Now expands the #debates to include commentary from Jill …

2012-10-03: >> @michelelewis: This is where no one says the government already gets more than half …

2012-10-03: >> @jwisser: Romney just lies. And Obama just tries to appeal to our nostalgia for …

2012-10-03: >> @zobskewed: Romney said “the sky is blue.” Obama said that Romney said that the sky …

2012-10-03: >> @luken7: I agree with Romney, funding for education should follow the student, not …

2012-10-03: >> @luken7: This debate is quickly turning into fed vs state, individualism vs …

2012-10-03: >> @parker: Anytime someone asks me if an awesome iOS app is coming to Android: You …

2012-10-03: “@parker: “I’m voting Republican, The Democrats left a Bad taste in my mouth.” -Monica Lewinsky” …

2012-10-03: #Felix is a very, very good client for a 1.0 release. #Netbot is better, but to be fair, they had …

2012-10-03: Well iOS ADN clients, it’s been fun. Really, it has. #Netbot → t.co/qb3RL9Xs

2012-10-02: RT @klimpong: AGPL. The safest way for you to make me never ever look at your code-base.

2012-10-02: Me: “Son, I would like for you to use the smart brain that God gave you, and keep that breadstick …

2012-10-02: Current status t.co/GrX975QJ → t.co/VLBvGkNO

2012-10-02: Current status: t.co/c1FsrJxq → t.co/q9zESQqX

2012-10-02: >> @chartier: Great to see @adn drop membership price to $5/month or $36/year, I hope …

2012-10-02: >> @erikschmidt: The responses to Phil’s “customers or members” …

2012-10-02: >> @parker: Instagram is Twitter for people who can’t read. → t.co/EoILbk7n

2012-10-02: >> @jmergy: Can’t quite figure out why many tech writers seem anti-ADN. Is it …

2012-10-02: >> @snookca: @shillem I believe Twitter gained its popularity /because/ of SMS. SMS is …

2012-10-02: >> @jasonsmith: Daring Fireball: Snappli and Claims of iOS Maps App Usage Plummeting …

2012-10-02: >> @parker: I flagged a couple POI’s on Apple Maps as being wrong and they are …

2012-10-02: Sucks. t.co/j6tYdhNO → t.co/DhaOzHV3

2012-10-02: From @smashingmag (twitter), I hope that this is as awesome as it sounds: t.co/ddmeKRr5. It would …

2012-10-02: Well, there are some cool things about having support for social services at the system level (e.g., …

2012-10-02: As much as I love Apple, they suck at social. I joined Facebook and Twitter in 2007, and Apple just …

2012-10-02: >> @emilcar: @tapbots Incoming Appbot app for iOS? I have 4 € reserved for you… …

2012-10-01: Yay! The newest version of Wedge stays still when not scrolled to the top! :) It’s the little …

2012-10-01: >> @juri: Good timing for all the Twitter stupidity. Just when Apple got Facebook and …

2012-10-01: The Red Hot Chili Peppers have just released their third set of B-sides from the “I’m With You” …

2012-09-30: Does anybody have a Playstation Vita? What do you think of it? The in-store displays are pretty much …

2012-09-30: App Judgment and sloppy reporting t.co/QLblRvBA • t.co/sfF2TWVw

2012-09-30: “iOS 6 dropped support for the first-generation iPad […]. In other words, everyone who bought …

2012-09-29: RT @jack: Titles, like “CEO”, get in the way of doing the right thing. Respect to the …

2012-09-29: @apetresc: Because it’s Android. ;)

2012-09-29: Good on Stripe to do this for payments customers. PayPal would never do something this pro-user. …

2012-09-29: No, I will not wait 7 to 10 business days for you to change my email preferences. • t.co/2dAyryW9

2012-09-28: New toys were delivered today: A Logitech Harmony One remote, and a Belkin WeMo with a motion …

2012-09-28: >> @erikschmidt: California isn’t completely dysfunctional yet. Creative Commons …

2012-09-28: >> @parker: Android is for the carriers, not the customers. • t.co/C8bRqqLo

2012-09-28: >> @zerodistraction: Features/Issues with Wedge (cc: @billkunz) ✭ Gmail style keyboard …

2012-09-28: >> @erikschmidt: Yes, Tim Cook is not afraid to be his own man. The last thing Apple …

2012-09-28: >> @stevestreza: Not many companies have the stones to say “we fell short, …

2012-09-28: “I just came across Wedge and really like it so far. […] It feels like Tweetie used to before …

2012-09-28: @lsegal: Yep. Bugs me too. There’s an extension which will fix that, though. “Safari Maximizer,” I …

2012-09-28: RT @joestump: Color CEO thinks that after taking $40M in venture capital and whiffing hard the best …

2012-09-28: .@tweetbot stops dead in its tracks when encountering this tweet. Completely stops responding to …

2012-09-28: RT @jenny_wade: if you’re having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i have 99 problems and …

2012-09-28: I must say: I’m really enjoying the longer, but still constrained, format that App•net provides over …

2012-09-28: “Reread that paragraph. There’s Cook, in a public letter, providing information about five rivals. I …

2012-09-28: “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” • t.co/Kf7Kq7fX

2012-09-28: “I applaud Tim Cook for holding accountability for this and I feel sympathetic for those who have …

2012-09-27: >> @zerodistraction: I love the sidebar theme picker in the Wedge 2 beta. Not because …

2012-09-27: The best comment of them all: “Madness comes before death.” t.co/K3uWen62 • t.co/iRldekmj

2012-09-27: I’m not big on Country music, but I really dig Carrie Underwood. “Carrie Underwood Gives …

2012-09-27: “EU working group produces the stupidest set of proposed Internet rules in the entire history of the …

2012-09-27: A little irritated by how ill-informed @appjudgment’s (twitter) podcast review of the iPhone 5 …

2012-09-27: >> @danielpunkass: @dalton @manton Or more generally, I guess, a discount for …

2012-09-27: >> @tapbots: We’ve just signed up for t.co/SvEbKnR9, follow us for Tapbots app news. • …

2012-09-27: >> @richg: Idea/thought experiment for @adn: as Global grows, it’ll become less …

2012-09-27: >> @mdhughes: WTF, Seattle. I set up in a nice seat with a power outlet, and the sun …

2012-09-27: >> @thomasbrand: People are angry I moved away from Twitter. I am angry Twitter moved …

2012-09-27: >> @jasontoheal: I would rather have the freedom to make a mistake, than be forced to …

2012-09-27: >> @jasontoheal: Apple Products Account For 14 Per Cent Of All Crime In New York City …

2012-09-26: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 1.5.15: t.co/xRznIwB0 This release adds support for termination …

2012-09-26: Bought and downloaded UFC Trainer for Xbox 360, and did my first workout tonight. How on earth did I …

2012-09-26: (2/2) I keep hearing about Rivr, though. Would love to try it out, but it doesn’t seem to be …

2012-09-26: For App•net, I tried Rhino first, then Adian, then Spoonbill, then back to Adian, then back to …

2012-09-26: >> @holloway: Wow, Wedge for t.co/SvEbKnR9 is a really solid app. Great job, @natesm. …

2012-09-26: @rapier57: Ah yes. The iPhone 4/4S get turn-by-turn, but not in 3D nor with voiceover. I don’t …

2012-09-26: @rapier57: Yeah, it’s been really good for me. 3D turn-by-turn directions with voiceover? Yes, …

2012-09-26: >> @elehack: Again. Debt and cars. These advertisers really know how to get me …

2012-09-26: >> @kylepauley: It may not be typical but every time I have used the new Maps in iOS 6 …

2012-09-26: >> @antderosa: US military has designated Assange, WikiLeaks enemies of the state - …

2012-09-26: I have iDevices and an Xbox 360. I’m learning that when Apple says “fall”, they mean early September …

2012-09-26: >> @andrewschmidt: @tonymillion @formfireglass Actually, idea about this! What if we …

2012-09-26: >> @jsnell: I am most offended by Twitter and Facebook when they act as if the …

2012-09-26: RT @jhaaren: New York City in 3D. Apple above, Google below. t.co/2kHGLEbc

2012-09-26: >> @syn: Oh, good. Yet another sandbox-busting Java bug. The day must end in …

2012-09-26: >> @atomicbird: Remember when you could watch Twitter’s public timeline and it …

2012-09-26: Based on the description alone, I MUST read this link. >> @jorgensen: EU working group …

2012-09-26: >> @doctorlinguist: “Join Google+. Share the right things with just the right …

2012-09-26: ♫ soundtracking “Through the Fire and Flames” by DragonForce t.co/5WJVnisY • …

2012-09-26: ♫ soundtracking “Through the Fire and Flames” by DragonForce t.co/5WJVnisY

2012-09-26: >> @angry_drunk: If the collective technical knowledge of Apple Insider was plutonium, …

2012-09-26: RT @devmarks (twitter): Don’t Be A Hero. t.co/06qfRcRQ

2012-09-26: RT @devmarks (twitter): Design for Speed. t.co/CF7PdTNz

2012-09-26: RT @devmarks (twitter): Responsive.is. t.co/AWnO6W9s

2012-09-26: >> @zerodistraction: I love how Reddit commenters suddenly think they’re …

2012-09-26: >> @sazzy: Trying to decide which apps should be promoted to the home screen on my new …

2012-09-26: RT @gruber: Great ad. Simple and true. t.co/Sl4Tsm0R

2012-09-26: RT @rodica: OH: we can fix that, we’ll include more monkey

2012-09-26: RT @buck4itt: When my mom gives me a website and says, “H. T. T. P. Colon. …

2012-09-26: RT @jack: iPhone just autocorrected “understand” to “underwear.” Something …

2012-09-26: RT @chartier: The more I think about the trouble with Apple Maps, the more surprised I get. I mean, …

2012-09-26: @SuperNullSet: Great. Our Ruby guys will want to get to the bottom of whatever is wrong, and your …

2012-09-26: RT @devmarks (twitter): The State Of HTML5 Video. t.co/f8FmDM5j

2012-09-26: @SuperNullSet: We can’t fix an issue that we don’t know about. Have you posted your …

2012-09-26: “Modern Combat 4: Zero Hour.” Impressive graphics and gameplay for iPhone, iPad and Android. …

2012-09-26: Just came across Lightread for Ubuntu (http://t.co/105UlEc4), which looks and acts an awful lot like …

2012-09-25: “Apple’s commitment to older devices isn’t just great news for iPhone 3GS customers, but to iOS …

2012-09-25: “The FBI is renewing its request for new Internet surveillance laws, saying technological advances …

2012-09-25: If this evening’s tweets and posts are any indication, I seriously need to start watching Sons …

2012-09-25: “Opened twitter•com. Saw a promoted tweet from Blackberry. Closed browser tab.” t.co/2KwFkfKc • …

2012-09-25: RT @rbates: Multi-file uploads directly to Amazon S3 is tricky business.

2012-09-25: RT @devmarks (twitter): InboundWriter. Improve your content. t.co/YD8nD5kM

2012-09-25: RT @Pinboard: I would pay a hundred dollars extra for a version of OS X that didn’t chastise …

2012-09-25: RT @devmarks (twitter): Adaptive Images in HTML. t.co/VNPFTaEp

2012-09-25: Hallelujah! Updates! t.co/Ze3GGFWc • t.co/dl9GVgBg

2012-09-25: >> @smileykeith: People on StackOverflow have opinions. • t.co/pRzUuriq

2012-09-25: >> @ben: @skyzyx Alpha is a web app built on top of our t.co/SvEbKnR9’… …

2012-09-25: At the rate that I keep buying App•net apps, I’m not gonna have money left eat. • …

2012-09-25: RT @rjs: Debates between different points of view are genuinely interesting when both parties are …

2012-09-25: RT @devmarks (twitter): Wildcard DNS for everyone! t.co/1l3uNs7Z

2012-09-25: Listening to iTunes on shuffle. Suddenly this old-school rock song comes on with this annoyingly …

2012-09-25: RT @chriscoyier: Guys this might be a game changer. t.co/9SgqLAiH

2012-09-25: RT @devmarks (twitter): Glue. t.co/EbBErfcH

2012-09-25: RT @devmarks (twitter): High DPI Images for Variable Pixel Densities t.co/V8mMDmwf

2012-09-25: RT @chockenberry: Don’t worry Android users, that hack to reset your phone with a tel: link …

2012-09-25: RT @mtdowling: Guzzle’s PEAR package is now fixed (for the 2-3 people that use it)

2012-09-25: Do you build websites? Design, UX, Front-End, Back-end, Web Architecture, etc.? Check out @devmarks …

2012-09-24: So, what is this thing called anyway? Is it “App•net”, “Alpha” or something else? /cc @appdotnet • …

2012-09-24: Linkin Park has put out an “Acapellas and Instrumentals” version of their newest album, “Living …

2012-09-24: >> @zerodistraction: Extended my network on one end of my apartment using an AirPort …

2012-09-24: Saw it 4 times in the theater, and once after it was released on dual-cassette VHS. Haven’t …

2012-09-24: Beautiful simplicity t.co/ceCsLjTo

2012-09-24: >> @angry_drunk: I wonder if my iPhone will scratch if I slam it into the occipital …

2012-09-24: No comment. t.co/0okUctAm • t.co/bgOkpHme

2012-09-24: RT @Clarko: Have you guys heard this band “Mozart” yet? It’s like they took a …

2012-09-24: >> @parker: Its been half a day and I havent had a single app update for the iPhone 5. …

2012-09-24: >> @raphi: I’m slightly worried by the fact that by the best ADN client I’ve found so …

2012-09-24: >> @chockenberry: 5 million people bored out of their fricken’ minds. • …

2012-09-24: >> @pth: Only 5 Million iPhone sold this weekend, time to dump $AAPL. t.co/WyiErNVS • …

2012-09-24: >> @luken7: On #60minutes last night, both candidates said a whole lot of nothing. …

2012-09-24: Is region-locking still a thing? “Nintendo: Wii U won’t play games from other regions …

2012-09-24: @wiseg1rly: t.co/K5XB1dyd still works. :)

2012-09-24: RT @lsegal: Ew they remade the TMNT cartoon and it looks really lame this time.

2012-09-23: Mobile first. t.co/JjYFJeVL • t.co/wK1K4078

2012-09-23: The Measurement of ‘Nice’ t.co/kB7ie82q • t.co/kAdq8or2

2012-09-23: Looks like Bitly chewed up Last.fm’s link. Here it is on YouTube. t.co/WMjJGUij • t.co/Oup0uzik

2012-09-23: Really digging this new track, “Too Close” by Alex Clare. British soul-pop with a touch of dubstep. …

2012-09-23: >> @zerodistraction: This A6 chip is really something. Next years iPad will be so much …

2012-09-23: >> @chartier: Non-5 apps annoy me in a way I wasn’t expecting: it’s not so …

2012-09-23: @CobieSmulders: I’ve missed the past couple seasons because they’re not streamable on iPad. How can …

2012-09-23: RT @amerbob: This is possibly my favourite thing on twitter EVER. Two starship captains bemoaning …

2012-09-23: RT @drewm: DIE PHP SAFE MODE DIE.

2012-09-23: RT @sebastianstadil: Sublime Text 2 is really cool.

2012-09-22: Checking out some new bands at Red Hook Brewery’s “Sausagefest”. t.co/kPsIHRdp • …

2012-09-22: @wesleyt: Have a URL for Sunspot? I can’t find anything by searching. Thanks! • t.co/H2KhzC6h

2012-09-22: @stevenridings: But in Fresno, Fall doesn’t start until late-October/early-November.

2012-09-22: RT @justinkeller: Burritos are mighty instruments of healing.

2012-09-22: RT @fake_api: I wish we had thought to make a rule that any app optimized for the iPhone 5 would …

2012-09-22: @CalvinF: It’s getting there. It’s definitely more focused than Twitter, but it’s brand-new.

2012-09-22: I’ve decided that I need to slim down the tech news firehose. Which feed to unsubscribe from: …

2012-09-22: » @chartier: “Speaking as someone who’s owned every iPhone, the 5 is fantastic. The …

2012-09-21: @LumaticInc: Yeah, I saw that today. Awesome! Any plans for Contacts integration on to/from …

2012-09-21: This phone is so light, I am soooooo gonna drop this thing. #iPhone5 • t.co/KyAv2ovL

2012-09-21: This is starting to get ridiculous. t.co/1aw5bvWD • t.co/fkcb8Yoz

2012-09-21: » @beewsee: “The iPhone 5 is incredible. I’m immediately surprised at how thin and light …

2012-09-21: RT @marcoarment: I suspect this area is going to get scratched most on my iPhone 5: t.co/mH4sgCRv

2012-09-21: @stevenridings: somebody created a piece of art that was inspired by the American flag, and people …

2012-09-21: RT @marcoarment: Don’t trust anything you hear about the iPhone 5 from people who haven’t used one. …

2012-09-21: @rafer: Great to hear. The app looks great… it’s just not useful to me yet. :)

2012-09-21: » @chartier: “This is utterly unacceptable. The shrink wrapping on my iPhone 5’s box is …

2012-09-21: » @rands: “So, I’m trying out country music. Any advice? Other than kill myself?” …

2012-09-21: What happens when you blend A Tribe Called Quest and The Pharcyde? t.co/xafPFD4I t.co/nSzJFqeH • …

2012-09-21: » @chockenberry: “WHAT TIME DOES THE RIM STORE OPEN” • t.co/amVssyxk

2012-09-21: “When your best just isn’t good enough: the Kindle Fire HD.” Most of the reviews I’ve seen …

2012-09-21: Sync faster! t.co/SR4nRh3n • t.co/HKjFGI0T

2012-09-21: Really wanted to check out T@LumaticInc, but they don’t have support for Seattle yet. :( • …

2012-09-20: Well, besides all of the people who have never used iOS 6 — yet somehow hate iOS 6 Maps, how is …

2012-09-20: My Twitter value is $213.91, according to t.co/dy4mhFS5 … What about yours? #twalue

2012-09-20: RT @seannyELITE: Top Secret iOS6 info: You can still go to t.co/lzfG7xTV

2012-09-20: RT @thomasfuchs: Oh yeah, and you get the best turn-by-turn navigation I’ve ever seen for …

2012-09-20: Not sure what everybody’s complaining about. I’ve been using the iOS 6 betas for months, and in my …

2012-09-20: With @Twitter cutting off @IFTTT (and everybody else), it’s time to move wholesale over to …

2012-09-20: RT @danoliver: As of Sept 27 @ifttt will remove ‘all Twitter Triggers, disabling your ability …

2012-09-20: RT @mattgemmell: “Twitter cuts IFTTT’s Balls Off”: t.co/2qORxcUI . I’m pretty sure that “dick move” …

2012-09-20: RT @HAL9000_: “I’m not paying $700 for Photoshop” - Talk like a Pirate Day

2012-09-20: RT @boagworld: I love this quote from @jbrewer (I think) that he shared at #smashingconf …

2012-09-20: @ianselby: Hahaha. Sure. :)

2012-09-20: New blog post: Clueless Recruiters, Issue #6 t.co/ejeIwd87

2012-09-20: New blog post: Clueless Recruiters, Issue #5 t.co/DgdYcCJY

2012-09-19: @wiseg1rly: Nice!

2012-09-19: And here’s $AAPL over the past 10 years. t.co/FuIkE4cI

2012-09-19: Wow. Just wow. t.co/hFBFYgJv

2012-09-18: RT @chartier: Not sure what the problem is with the new Twitter for iPad. There’s plenty of room in …

2012-09-18: RT @NathanFillion: I love when people tell me they are huge fans of mine. It loses something when …

2012-09-18: Amazon has awesome specs on their new Kindle Fire HDs. But let me ask the only question that even …

2012-09-18: RT @brianalvey: Sad: John Mayer’s doctor ordered him to stop singing. Even sadder: Nickelback …

2012-09-18: RT @thomasfuchs: So Twitter first tries to shut down all third party clients, then shuts down its …

2012-09-17: “iPhone 5 Pre-Orders Top Two Million in First 24 Hours” t.co/uQKhDSTL

2012-09-16: A new favorite: Avicii ‘Levels’ Skrillex Remix by @skrillex t.co/mdVKSK9O on #SoundCloud

2012-09-16: A new favorite: Skrillex - Right In by @skrillex t.co/OVPXwIsh on #SoundCloud

2012-09-15: My handsome boy. t.co/fpEEsY74

2012-09-15: A regal animal. Majestic in all things. t.co/ARxz9ZG0

2012-09-15: RT @BenKasica: I LOVE this… I laugh every time I read it.. :) t.co/VDBh3B2e

2012-09-15: RT @AmyJane: I honestly thought this menu said “Dirty Kegel Martini. But it says “Dirty Ketel …

2012-09-14: “Open always wins. Don’t be evil.” t.co/8jTdz2Zb

2012-09-14: RT @skydart: I’m seriously considering switching to Verizon, but I’m afraid I might miss …

2012-09-14: RT @thomasfuchs: Related: best new feature of iOS 6 are moar emojis.

2012-09-14: RT @stop: Geez, PHP, I forget one little semicolon, and you get all passive-aggressive on me.

2012-09-14: RT @chrismessina: Just realized that “help text” should actually be thought of as …

2012-09-14: Preordered. Boom. t.co/tdqssJXd @ATT, it’s been unpleasant knowing you. @Verizon, here I come.

2012-09-13: RT @Busyphilipps25: Guy at in-n-out asked to take a pic, prompting another to ask if I was on tv. I …

2012-09-13: RT @genericsteele: “Hello Eric, I’m a staffer looking for a PHP developer.” “Not interested.” “Do …

2012-09-13: “What on earth is wrong with you?” @ Safeway t.co/TsPuZhzt

2012-09-13: Squeezing too hard @ Safeway t.co/91nOfKoK

2012-09-13: Rageless @ Royal India t.co/YdLW1Gjl

2012-09-13: 4 SALE. CHEEP! @ Safeway t.co/jwxmmEaO

2012-09-13: Ferocity @ Royal India t.co/eyINMipP

2012-09-13: RT @breagrant: one of my favorite things is when someone’s password is password.

2012-09-13: “This is Not an Xbox 360 Game. It’s an iPhone Game. Serious[ly].” t.co/WiItN09H

2012-09-13: @rmccue: Did you really expect anything different?

2012-09-13: RT @paul_irish: Xiki: an interactive shell. About ½ through you’ll be like “ok i get …

2012-09-13: RT @mantia: Oh no, I just dropped my phone, I guess i need a new one!

2012-09-13: RT @arstechnica: Wii U coming to America Sunday, November 18 t.co/C7ilZuEK by @KyleOrl

2012-09-13: RT @slimphp: Introducing Slim Framework 2 t.co/p7KriUD6

2012-09-13: ♫ soundtracking “When I’m With You” by JJ Heller t.co/7qJZ3hdB

2012-09-13: Upgrade season. t.co/NgLyz1Aa

2012-09-12: @rapier57: Also, iPad (3rd gen) gets Siri support. That’s been pretty cool too.

2012-09-12: @rapier57: Been running the betas for a few months, and it’s a solid upgrade. Maps, Music and …

2012-09-12: Updating my devices to the final (GM) build of iOS 6. One down, one in-progress, and one to go.

2012-09-12: I’d be either Bob “SVP of none-of-your-business” Mansfield, or Jony “I don’t report to anyone” Ive.

2012-09-12: If you could be any Apple character, who would you be?

2012-09-12: Is it just me, or did Greg Jozwiak seem bored on-stage? “Aw man! Why do I have to do the iPods?!”

2012-09-12: @lsegal: Welcome to the club! :) /cc @jeremeamia @mtdowling @trevorrowe

2012-09-12: RT @lsegal: It just sunk in: I get PAID to write open source software!?!? WHAT?

2012-09-12: RT @xek: NFC isn’t in iPhone5 because it’s useless. I live in SF, have had a Nexus S …

2012-09-12: RT @geoffd: On Apple product release days, I wish Steve Jobs was here to experience it. I know how …

2012-09-12: @sarahparman: What the—? You tweeted?!

2012-09-12: I’d really wanted to get a white iPhone 4, but they were delayed. Now that I’m seeing the new iPhone …

2012-09-12: @marcoarment: I was really hoping that the Lightning cable would use the Thunderbolt port. …

2012-09-12: RT @graubart: Pretty sure that the main reason Apple got the Foo Fighters was to ensure @BrianAlvey …

2012-09-12: RT @dcurtis: Watching the iPhone manufacturing process video, it’s almost unbelievable that …

2012-09-12: RT @mg: iPhone 5’s best model will be Verizon. Worldwide LTE support. The AT&T …

2012-09-12: RT @dcurtis: The new iPod nano is an abomination. It’s in the uncanny valley of Apple …

2012-09-12: RT @sdw: This ‘Up Next’ feature in iTunes seems awesome! Reminds me of something. Hmm. …

2012-09-12: RT @brianalvey: I missed the big iPhone 5 announcement. Did AT&T add support for making …

2012-09-12: RT @DavidKaneda: Apple, stop attempting to add social features. Please, you’re embarrassing …

2012-09-12: @fat: How do you specify a Git tag to pull with Bower? Docs?

2012-09-12: New blog post: iPhone 5 t.co/8qTsW97L

2012-09-11: Tasty, tasty calories… @ McDonald’s t.co/5t46SUjp

2012-09-11: The new built-by-Google YouTube app is now on the App Store. t.co/cicsOL7Z

2012-09-10: RT @lsegal: Taking elevator one floor = dick move.

2012-09-10: “The problem, tax analysts say, is that it is mathematically impossible do all three of those …

2012-09-10: RT @earltedly: I noticed the product page had some mistakes after the launch of the HP iMac Spectre. …

2012-09-10: RT @amyhoy: it’s official: twitter’s deathknell. they’re moving to drupal. …

2012-09-10: @rapier57: Hahaha

2012-09-10: Speaking of, only 35 hours and 7 minutes until the iPhone announcement begins!

2012-09-10: I’m excited about the new iPhone. t.co/vSKGyFx8

2012-09-10: 47 hours and 43 minutes until the new iPhone is announced!

2012-09-09: One of many reasons why I absolutely love my Mac. t.co/TM5PEuNZ

2012-09-09: 59 hours and change until we find out about the new iPhone!

2012-09-09: One of my favorite jokes. t.co/Z55H1l9w

2012-09-09: @turacma: Hahaha!

2012-09-09: @MuskieMcKay: shrugs Wasn’t in the article.

2012-09-09: “Illiteracy will not be defined by those who cannot read and write, but by those who cannot learn …

2012-09-09: The unemployment rate is 4.1% for a Bachelor’s, 6.6% for an Associate’s, 8.8% for a HS diploma, and …

2012-09-09: RT @angryseattle: It’s officially fall today. Time to switch from iced to hot coffee drinks, …

2012-09-09: A new favorite: Vincent Did It (Formerly FRANKMUSIK) - Dynamo (DIGIRAATII Remix) by @digiraatii …

2012-09-09: A new favorite: Benny Bennassi - Cinema (Skrillex Remix) by @skrillex t.co/X2aiYqVw on #SoundCloud

2012-09-08: @lsegal: Yeah. And with services like @ifttt, you can push your messages to a larger, cross-network …

2012-09-08: @lsegal: That’s half-true. It’s $50 to write; not $50 to read. :)

2012-09-07: If @Tweetbot were to embrace App•net in their Mac/iOS clients, I’d comfortably leave @Twitter …

2012-09-07: RT @fhemberger: UTF-8 is twenty years old this week. Finally �mlauts work everywhere.

2012-09-07: @rapier57 @twitter: It isn’t that (for me) — rather, I don’t want to keep an extra, non-updating tab …

2012-09-07: @rapier57 @twitter: Twitter for Mac is not nearly as good as Tweetie was. But with Twitter clamping …

2012-09-07: @rapier57 @twitter: The “quadrant” that doesn’t make money is the sole reason why the other three …

2012-09-07: @rapier57 @twitter: So what happens when I choose to not use the website? Tweet less?

2012-09-07: Instead of meeting people where they are, @Twitter is trying to push people toward the website? …

2012-09-07: @IFTTT: Could you please add support for grouping tasks? I have 30+ tasks and the list is becoming …

2012-09-07: RT @ZeroDistraction: The only Android tablet I’d buy is the Kindle Fire. The rationale behind …

2012-09-07: Heading to bed whilst listening to Israel Kamakawiwo’ole play some Hawai’ian ukelele. He opens …

2012-09-06: ♫ soundtracking “Somewhere Over the Rainbow / What a Wonderful World” by Israel …

2012-09-06: How sad. I just tried to type my sister’s name, Laura, and instead typed “Launch”. I think it’s …

2012-09-06: Lazy inaccuracies like this just make me facepalm. There is no such product as “iPad 3”, nor “Google …

2012-09-06: It looks like the race is finally on between Google+Amazon for the low end of the market, and …

2012-09-06: Looking over Amazon’s latest 8.9” Kindle Fire HD offering with LTE support. Not bad, Amazon. …

2012-09-06: Some doors are meant to stay closed.

2012-09-05: I’m spending too much time yelling at my computer screen tonight. I need to just go to bed and be …

2012-09-05: I’m now successfully pushing from Twitter → Facebook, Google+ and t.co/jtPLxDCW via @ifttt. I love …

2012-09-05: likes Eye On It (Deluxe Edition) by tobyMac on Ping t.co/aTkcVQ1q #iTunes

2012-09-05: Loved “Doom Latnemitnes” by Derek Philbert on @Lastfm. t.co/kQ2k11Bd

2012-09-05: Loved “Grasshopper” by Derek Philbert on @Lastfm. t.co/tMPdYgux

2012-09-05: Loved “Time Travel” by Derek Philbert on @Lastfm. t.co/i5LsccRg

2012-09-05: Loved “Get Well Soon” by Derek Philbert on @Lastfm. t.co/RymWGZWL

2012-09-04: RT @AWSCloudFormer: AWS Elastic Beanstalk Now Available in the AP SouthEast (Singapore) region …

2012-09-04: Let’s compare Apple to Google, HP and Dell. #amazing t.co/72fIJVnk

2012-09-04: I think we can safely say that Tim Cook is doing a fantastic job. $AAPL is up $300 over the past …

2012-09-04: RT @mkruzeniski: “Things which are different in order to be different are seldom better, but that …

2012-09-04: RT @jeffbarr: AWS Elastic Beanstalk - Now Available in Singapore - t.co/Ew93OiZU (Java, PHP, Python, …

2012-09-04: User: Help me! Everything is broken! Dev: Stacktrace, or STFU. User: But… Dev: STACKTRACE, OR STFU.

2012-09-04: RT @heathr: Does it make me crotchety that it still, and always will, bother me when people say they …

2012-09-04: @mantia: shrugs I’m suggesting there’s precedent. t.co/EwzzJwnE

2012-09-04: @mantia: Maybe not “iPhone 5”, but rather the the fifth-generation iPhone – in the …

2012-09-03: Optimus Prime is not amused. t.co/D7Pa7RQr

2012-09-03: Michael Clarke Duncan passed away this morning. t.co/kP679d7X

2012-09-03: RT @chartier: Ok iTunes, iOS, and Apple TV engineers. Since you need this spelled out: add a damn …

2012-09-02: My home office, on a normal day. t.co/OuPyLfg8

2012-09-02: The living room after a week with the kids. #messy t.co/iS8Gcefo

2012-09-02: Namebench is a great tool for finding the fastest available DNS servers for your Internet …

2012-09-02: @apetresc: Did a factory reset instead. Need to reconfigure, but otherwise it’s connecting.

2012-09-02: I’m plugged directly into my router, and trying to ping it returns the message “The host could not …

2012-09-02: RT @marcelor: “Programmers don’t burn out on hard work, they burn out on …

2012-09-02: RT @garnaat: Not that S3 supports CORS, you can do fun things like this from @benjamincoe. …

2012-09-02: RT @jeremeamia: Just read the RFC for Generators in PHP 5.5. Should be a be a very nice addition.

2012-09-02: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 1.5.14: This release adds support for Cross-Origin Resource …

2012-09-02: I hate it when I find out that my networking problems are not Comcast’s fault. #powercycle

2012-09-02: @drewm: I still have my PowerPC Panther installer in my desk drawer. I think you’re right.

2012-09-02: RT @drewm: Last week I lent my brother-in-law an OS X Tiger DVD. I need to seriously consider why I …

2012-09-01: My $5 digital optical audio cable was delivered today. It sounds so good! I don’t know why I haven’t …

2012-09-01: RT @nikita_ppv: Generators accepted and merged for PHP 5.5! t.co/2mbHG0SP

2012-09-01: Me: Hey pup. Want me to rub your belly? Dog: No, I want your hamburger. M: C’mere. starts …

2012-09-01: @jakemcgraw: Hahahaha…. also yes, but in a completely different way. :)

2012-08-31: If we’re ever going to fix our nation, we need to insist that political candidates back up their …

2012-08-31: I’ve been asking people for months why I should vote for their candidate, and the reasons are always …

2012-08-31: RT @VDOOZER: I am forever filled w distrust for anyone who goes into politics, democrat or …

2012-08-31: Something about talking to a fake Obama? shrugs

2012-08-31: Romney must’ve said or done something stupid because all of the left-leaning people in my Twitter …

2012-08-31: It’s funny how you can be sitting there minding your own business, when suddenly a song comes on …

2012-08-30: My daughter is so motherly, I can’t wait to see her as a mom. By immaculate conception, of course.

2012-08-30: @philsturgeon @jeremeamia: I know. I was just wondering why we hadn’t seen it yet. :) I’ll get the …

2012-08-30: @philsturgeon @jeremeamia: Do you also have a post on the AWS forums about this? URL?

2012-08-29: @rapier57: Yeah. I’m surprised how interested I suddenly am with all of this Mars stuff.

2012-08-29: Interactive Martian stuff from NASA. Requires a small plug-in, though. Who knew that we’d …

2012-08-29: OH: “Perforce is the wheel reinvented into a triangle.” — @davidm777

2012-08-29: I haven’t been all that into astronomy since I saw the Challenger (1985) explode on the news, …

2012-08-29: I think it’s so awesome that the @MarsCuriosity rover is Tweeting from the surface of Mars!

2012-08-29: Gigs here, gigs there, gigs everywhere. I’m clearing out about 180 GB of random stuff from my …

2012-08-29: A new TV pilot is coming from Joss Whedon. t.co/W7e9jInk

2012-08-29: RT @joestump: Dear Amazon, 1997 called and said even they’re embarrassed by your address …

2012-08-29: RT @ZeroDistraction: “Introducing the Twitter Certified Prostate Probing Program.”

2012-08-29: RT @fake_api: Want to make your life infinitely easier to manage? Find those who have helped you …

2012-08-29: RT @fake_api: I cried myself to sleep last night thinking about how you could be discussing your …

2012-08-29: “Verticals.” t.co/qfml5b7H

2012-08-28: RT @CalEvans: Seriously? people STILL put “Rockstar” in Job postings? sigh

2012-08-28: RT @jonathanstray: Dear users: “it doesn’t work” is not enough information for me …

2012-08-28: RT @joestump: One thing I give Paul supporters credit for: they are united, on message, and …

2012-08-28: “@JebBush: Couldn’t agree more with @GovChristie’s comments on transforming #education to put …

2012-08-28: RT @SimplePie: SimplePie 1.3 is now included in WordPress trunk, and will be included in WordPress …

2012-08-28: Wow! Install Firefox 15, and check out this 3D game demo that was built with HTML5 and JS. …

2012-08-28: Spaztastic! t.co/aT8MvVNL

2012-08-27: Who Does The Government Intend To Shoot? t.co/2bSEVFGu

2012-08-27: RT @danfrakes: When the iPhone debuted, it was widely criticized for having no buttons/keys. Now …

2012-08-27: RT @daringfireball: Samsung Shares Drop $12 Billion After Apple’s Court Victory: t.co/Vs6Wq7jm

2012-08-27: RT @dresdencodak: Dear libertarians & moderate conservatives: the GOP will never come close …

2012-08-27: RT @sazzy: Apologies to anyone on the 6th floor of the Westin for #aea - I’m watching SMASH and …

2012-08-27: RT @mantia: I’m intolerant of people who show intolerance to intolerant people.

2012-08-27: RT @chartier: “RIP Neil Armstrong. I’m sorry they took away your 7 tour de france wins.” …

2012-08-27: You can’t do the same thing over and over again while expecting a different result… …Unless you’re a …

2012-08-27: @rmccue: Know anything about this? t.co/GLtaZ5B3 /cc @VictorYap

2012-08-26: I might not completely agree with him, but I really like Ron Paul as a person. I wish more …

2012-08-25: Doing a government-grade wipe of the hard drive in my old Mac laptop before I sell it. I’ve always …

2012-08-25: RT @treestman: Apple revolutionizes mobile with new phone, patents it. Samsung walks all over …

2012-08-25: What I love most about Aaron Sorkin’s characters is that they’re all smart, passionate, and are …

2012-08-25: “It was the middle of the night. There was nothing left to read!” “Except for the entire rest of the …

2012-08-25: RT @thomasfuchs: Sure, design is “obvious”—there’s no other way Samsung could have …

2012-08-25: RT @amyhoy: guys. samsung had a presentation deck which took apart the iphone feature by feature and …

2012-08-25: RT @amyhoy: dear angry nerds: if you sit down and have meetings on how to copy a competitor, patent …

2012-08-25: “Today was an important day for Apple and for innovators everywhere.” t.co/ZURKzamq

2012-08-25: RT @alexanderchee: Mitt thought he made a Birther joke today but it was a white privilege joke.

2012-08-25: RT @DavidKaneda: “After losing the trial to Apple, Samsung decided to invest more money and …

2012-08-25: The innovators beat the copycats in court. Samsung must pay $1 billion for belligerently copying …

2012-08-25: RT @eevee: wow samsung has to pay almost as much as if they’d pirated seventeen songs

2012-08-25: RT @thomasfuchs: Apple 1,051,855,000 : Samsung 0

2012-08-25: RT @dcurtis: Breaking news: loser loses court case against winner.

2012-08-25: RT @Zee: Apple wins judgement against all Samsung devices in patent trial over iPhone and iPad …

2012-08-25: RT @DavidKaneda: Coolest piece of news to come out of the Samsung trial in past few weeks was …

2012-08-25: RT @marcoarment: Amazon is great at selling more Kindles, cheaper, over time. Amazon is terrible at …

2012-08-24: Beautiful t.co/ZUhPVY8z

2012-08-24: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 1.5.13: This release adds support for Cost Allocation Tagging of …

2012-08-24: RT @Jennifer_deG: No, Mitt Romney, we don’t care about your birth certificate, but we HAVE …

2012-08-24: @MuskieMcKay: Yeah, more or less. I have a couple of co-workers on there. Everything important …

2012-08-24: RT @rapier57: Well, Samsung can copy, but it will never be Apple. t.co/EESsCdaZ

2012-08-24: RT @TSAgov: We thought about having a “Freedom Friday” theme for travelers…just …

2012-08-24: @abajirao: I agree it was more visceral than technical, but that doesn’t mean it was wrong. Metro …

2012-08-24: @MuskieMcKay: It wasn’t worth my time a year ago, but I’m willing to find out if things have …

2012-08-24: It’s been a long time since I’ve had to look up the definition for a word I was reading, but …

2012-08-24: After a year of ignoring it, I’m finally giving Google+ another shot now that I can sync Twitter to …

2012-08-24: RT @Jeff_Daniels: NEWSROOM’s Sunday Night Finale: Amidst some masterful storytelling, Sorkin …

2012-08-24: “I was madder than a skin head watching ‘The Jeffersons’.” — Larry the Cable Guy

2012-08-24: RT @Jenna_Marbles: Picture of the year nomination (I made that up) but for real though t.co/Mni2XrHw

2012-08-24: Twitter to Google Plus t.co/roj7Qhnv #ifttt

2012-08-24: Testing out some fancy Twitter → G+ integration. t.co/257d2vNY

2012-08-23: @rapier57: Yeah… it took me quite a while to realize that the Metro interface is their replacement …

2012-08-23: RT @rapier57: @Skyzyx I messed with the consumer trial of Win8 in virtual. I can’t believe …

2012-08-23: “Why I’m uninstalling Windows 8.” t.co/4qkcyTfz My experience with the developer & consumer …

2012-08-23: “Ron Paul Makes Campaign Stop In Whimsical Jalopy.” t.co/KWyov5t3

2012-08-23: “Republicans Stalling Obama’s Agenda By Speaking, Moving In Slow Motion.” t.co/gPg7zpZ3

2012-08-23: “In Bipartisan Spirit, Obama Makes Deal To Get Kicked In Balls.” t.co/GybxjWz2

2012-08-23: “GOP Trying To Keep Elderly Voting Base Alive Until November.” t.co/p0LDBexl

2012-08-23: RT @MuskieMcKay: @Skyzyx I did Mac support when the sugar water man was running the company, was …

2012-08-23: RT @rapier57: @Skyzyx I had the misfortune of running and supporting a herd of Macs during post-Jobs …

2012-08-23: I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed.

2012-08-23: “With the iPad included in PC sales, Apple is the No. 1 worldwide PC vendor…” t.co/Q0efXzd2

2012-08-23: New blog post: The New iPhone t.co/2DTJcfWo

2012-08-23: Translation of Selected Portions of AT&T’s Blog Post Regarding FaceTime Over Their Cellular …

2012-08-23: After being treated so badly as a customer for so long, I’m bailing on @ATT when the new LTE-enabled …

2012-08-23: Rampant rumor and speculation about the next iPhone. t.co/2DTJcfWo

2012-08-22: Black Widow. t.co/4gugywuZ

2012-08-22: If you make a claim, be prepared to back it up with evidence. “Romney Tax Plan: Mathematically …

2012-08-22: “Bananas were meant to be shared. There are no secret bananas.” t.co/KCxcgy4W

2012-08-22: “Your job as a designer is to care. About every detail. You might not always win. But if you …

2012-08-22: RT @AWSSDKforPHP: AWS SDK for PHP 1.5.12: This release adds support for binary types in Amazon …

2012-08-22: RT @jina: Getting real. /cc @mkb t.co/zVvzELLw

2012-08-21: It’s ridiculous that content licenses distinguish between a computer screen, a TV and an iPad. …

2012-08-21: Saw a tweet about the new @Hulu! Does that mean more content is available to watch on my iPad? No? …

2012-08-21: “Would you rather go to McDonald’s for dinner?” The answer to that question is always “no”.

2012-08-21: This is the Republican version of Nancy Pelosi: t.co/J5kXRx9x And The Onion’s version: t.co/D2z12gc6

2012-08-19: Tony Scott article: t.co/wVBWa7xq

2012-08-19: Tony Scott (director of Top Gun, Days of Thunder, Unstoppable, Crimson Tide, Enemy of the State; …

2012-08-19: RT @jeremeamia: @Skyzyx that movie is awesome! “Sweet, swirling onion rings!”

2012-08-19: My favorite quote from Rocketman (1997): “Have fun, Randall.” “‘Fun’ is my Chinese neighbor’s middle …

2012-08-18: Zero Dark Thirty (2012): t.co/MzpCmcKX and directed by the amazing Katherine Bigelow. December.

2012-08-18: Total Recall: 6/10 t.co/iCLOwlCU. Better than the original, but overall, a resounding “meh”.

2012-08-18: Got a new work computer (2012 13” MacBook Pro — Yay!). Having to reinstall all of my @MacPorts …

2012-08-18: “Let’s do this. I’m a cashew.” — Dane Cook’s cashew

2012-08-17: RT @jack: Twitter is SO confusing.

2012-08-17: Insomnia!! t.co/ioie2XQq

2012-08-17: My Mac just crashed. Heck, that hasn’t happened in…uh…um…well, a really long time.

2012-08-17: RT @UXYoda: Experience. Measured in years it is not.

2012-08-17: @rem: Also, you can drag it off and hold for a moment. It will then puff.

2012-08-16: Was this double-check-before-you-buy feature always in the Mac App Store? Or is it new? …

2012-08-16: Photoshop too heavyweight? Fireworks too expensive? Check out Pixelmator ($15 on sale). …

2012-08-16: RT @funkatron: Twitter isn’t about 2006 SXSW attendees anymore. Sorry guys.

2012-08-16: RT @Tim_Stevens: Soon we won’t be able to complain about Twitter on Twitter because none of …

2012-08-16: RT @sdw: Cool, I built an awesome thing! Hmm, not sure how to monetize it… Oh well, guess I’ll …

2012-08-16: I’m falling a little behind. Need to catch up soon. t.co/rclcjufr

2012-08-16: RT @gruber: Everything I like about Twitter is in the “top right quadrant”.

2012-08-16: The Apple-designed YouTube app is going away in iOS 6. What shall we do?! Problem solved. …

2012-08-16: RT @dcurtis: Twitter to developers: don’t compete with us because our shitty apps can’t …

2012-08-16: I really love Twitter-the-Platform, but I’m starting to hate Twitter-the-Company more and more by …

2012-08-16: RT @snookca: Twitter for Mac better update soon so that it meets the new Display Requirements. …

2012-08-16: RT @x10: My banker is talking to me in a baby voice.

2012-08-16: RT @garnaat: Nice wrapper around the “sucky” #ec2 instance filtering in @pythonboto. From …

2012-08-16: Took a nap from 6:30pm – 9:30pm, and now I’m having a tough time winding back down. Ergh.

2012-08-16: Ad-hominem attacks. Must be election season. t.co/gqyqcXeE /hat-tip @morgamic

2012-08-16: Wow! @Yellowcard has put out 3 albums in the last 18 months, and they’ve all been awesome. …

2012-08-15: Daring Fireball: Thinking This iPad Mini Thing Even Througher t.co/gl4viYbW

2012-08-15: “The more fedoras, the better. I look like I’m in a ska band!” — Workaholics S01E08.

2012-08-13: Q. How many geeks does it take to ruin a joke? A. You mean nerd, not geek. And not joke, but riddle. …

2012-08-13: RT @saucypickles: Q. How many geeks does it take to ruin a joke? A. You mean nerd, not geek. And not …

2012-08-13: RT @dcurtis: Groupon reported an $0.08/share profit. But, when calculated using accepted accounting …

2012-08-13: RT @dcurtis: Adobe needs to lock all of the Photoshop engineers in a room, let loose a hungry lion, …

2012-08-13: RT @Addijay: In other news: I just ate a twizzler I found under the seat in the car. Still single. …

2012-08-13: RT @tylerhall: I want to use @BackBlaze to backup my two machines, but the initial backup will …

2012-08-11: I don’t know anything about this game except that the premise is awesome. :) t.co/9GdZS5dF

2012-08-09: One of 6 I see on my way to work. @ Starbucks t.co/ev5CDuNa

2012-08-09: RT @mantia: “Design is how it works.” t.co/VFHdmQfm

2012-08-09: RT @chartier: The new way to threaten your Apple-using friends. t.co/5pqQdxhe

2012-08-09: @mubay: Haha. Well if Google says it’s true…